Eugene: Rapunzel from the moment I first met you and you knocked me out with that frying pan, I knew it was love. You’re my light. You’re my best friend, and I want to be your partner in all things. I can’t wait to laugh with you and share with you. I see us raising our children here, and our children’s children, and celebrating banquets of our own in this very hall for many, many, many, many years to come. I want to ride our horses out to the Corona wall each and every morning until we are very, very old and gray. I love you, Rapunzel. I want to spend the rest of our lives here, together.
Rapunzel: I can’t. *runs away*