Lieutenant Speirs and Sergeant Lipton had a room in a German house for the night. […]The room had only a single bed. Spiers said Lipton should sleep on it. Lipton replied that wasn’t right; as the enlisted man, he would sleep in his sleeping bag on the floor. Spiers simply replied, “You’re sick,” which settled it.
— Band of Brothers (Stephen E. Ambrose) aka the book full of fanfic prompts you’ve always wanted