lies are entertainment

 You can’t love someone unless you love yourself first? That’s bullshit. I have never loved myself. But you? Oh, Gods above. I loved you. I loved you so much, I forgot what hating myself felt like. 

“wherever I end up after this in whatever reality, all those moments between us were real, and they’ll always be ours.”

march 11th, 1994 — happy birthday, chloe elizabeth price

grumpyfoxes  asked:

Part 2 witch!au!!! I wanna know more about their deal and why Neil's not Andrews familiar!

Neil is not Andrew’s familiar because he is not a spirit. Familiars are essentially the essence of a witch’s spirit and inner self taking the form of an animal. Gaining a familiar is a complicated process and requires blood magic, and Neil wasn’t summoned to Andrew’s side. It’s kind of hard to explain, but you know *jazz hands* magic.

As for the deal, it went something like this:

  • it’s the beginning of summer and andrew is tired
  • being around annoyances for nine months was exhausting and the only reason andrew is letting kevin inside his car is because of their promise
  • kevin stays in the car when andrew goes out
  • not too far but far enough that andrew can pretend to be alone
  • except there’s a cat in the tree above him that’s practically suffocating in binding magic
  • really, it’s a surprise that the cat’s even keeping himself upright
  • andrew… well, he’s not about to let a cat suffer so he takes the cat and does some magic to dispel the bind
    • side note: binding magic isn’t bad in any way
    • it’s usually used to make teammates/partners stronger
    • it can also be used as a sort of marriage ceremony
    • typically, binding magic isn’t permanent and requires the consent of all parties
    • however, the deal with the cat was that a taboo sort of binding spell was used so that he wouldn’t be able to escape his master without causing pain unto himself
    • that spell is not public knowledge–only the influential are meant to know about it
    • back to the story

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“I’m gonna need you two to get married on a farm. A lot of my joke’s rely on that.” -Charles Boyle, about his future wedding toast to Jake and Amy.

B99 is filming at a farm do you see where I’m getting at

Also Dan Goor said there was no proposal this season but… who said you need a proposal to get married

When other people criticize Otome Boys

Her: Ugh, those games are only for little kids. Why the hell do you like those games? What are you? Still in Preschool?

Another Voltage Fan: …………

Her: ………..

Another Voltage Fan: For your damn information biatchhhh! Those games are not for little kids. They’re actually for people who loves to read interactive online games. Those games have some a little bit of sex in it, so kids cannot play it.

Her: …….

Another Voltage Fan: Those games are actually making most girls in the world happy when society is shutting them down.

Her: …….

Another Voltage Fan: Producers of those games have worked hard to produce those games for people like me! So please shut your trap before I’ll shut it for you! BIATCHHHH!!

Her: *runs away*

Another Voltage Fan: Don’t mess with us voltage gamers.


Me: 👏👏👏 (*Claps*) Took the words out of my mouth 😍

anonymous asked:

what are some hamilton ships you like?

im terrible at shipping bc i have strong opinions on maybe 3 ships and then everything else im just like

Originally posted by dairyfat

lams is my #1 u cant go wrong with a classic (thats a lie u absolutely can)

but i feel like..there are so many ships…. i cant tell which ones 2 give opinions on