lidded form

Calcite canopic jar; lid in the form of a human head; three columns of
incised Hieroglyphic text on the body including the cartouche of Queen
Mutnodjmet.

She was the Great Royal Wife of Horemheb, the last Pharaoh of the 18th Dynasty, and is thought by some to have been the sister of Nefertiti. She died in her mid 40s, and was buried in her husband’s unused tomb near Memphis.

With her was the mummy of a stillborn, premature infant, meaning it’s highly likely she died in childbirth. Analysis of her mummy showed she’d supposedly given birth several times, but Horemheb had no children at the time of his death.

He was succeeded by his vizier, who would be known as Ramesses I.

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BrainDead 1.07: I Knew He was Trouble the Minute I Walked In

OH MY FUCKING GOD

okay so you guys know how i love tacky bullshit, right? well i saw this thing at the dollar store:

and of course i had to get it, because, fucking look at it.

except

EXCEPT

THAT LID FORMS A PERFECT FUCKING AIRTIGHT SEAL

THIS CHEAP PIECE OF SHIT IS AIR FUCKING TIGHT IN WAYS MY MORE EXPENSIVE WATER BOTTLES WOULD ENVY

WHICH MEANS THAT IF YOU TRY TO ACTUALLY DRINK ANYTHING OUT OF IT, IT FORMS A FUCKING PRESSURE DIFFERENTIAL OR A VACUUM OR WHATEVER THE FUCK. I DON’T KNOW I’M NOT A PHYSICIST I AM JUST A HELPLESS CONSUMER WHO WANTS TO DRINK SOME GODDAMN ROOT BEER IN PEACE

BUT INSTEAD THIS HAPPENS:

it nearly ejaculated root beer all over my laptop how did this happen what kind of crazy drink lid science did they use. i am going to poke a hole in it with a safety pin and hope for the best but as you can see i have been deeply scarred by this incident.