lick my balls if you don't

anonymous asked:

Morty sure is getting a lot of messages saying you don't care about him.

theyy are riight i don’t care abo ut him…. . i care abou t him beyond fukcing wordss. they cna lick my balls 🖕

Anyone care to explain how I can go from “MY PRECIOUS BB, MY SON WHOM I LOVE AND WILL PROTECT WITH MY LIFE”

….to

“Just fUCK ME RIGHT UP YEP HOLY LAVENDER HELL I’D SELL MY SOUL TO LICK YOUR EYEBROWS”

Originally posted by vgeta

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