not even 2 seconds after posting the last one.
- Sister: I'm going to try and go hunting this year
- Me: If we learned anything from dad about hunting, you should wake up really early, fall asleep, and then around noon get yourself a deer
- Sister: LOL, I almost have *her boyfriend* talked into hunting too. But he's like what do I do? What do I need? I said you need a gun and something orange so you don't get shot.
- Sister: What you do is shoot it in the face and put it on the table.