AU where Gellert is a Librarian
1) His handwriting looks like the new fancy font. Fuckin’ fite me Magnus.
2) Gellert fucking hates people who read books on E-readers. Fuckin’ fite me Janice.
3) His favorite book is Harry Potter. Fuckin’ fite me Fredrick, is this too meta 4 u???
4) He used to have this boyfriend called Albus who worked in the coffee shop across the road but then one of the girls from there BISMERCHED one of his precious books and they got into a fight and long story short - Fucking Fite me Aberforth - ‘n’ he’s no longer welcome at the coffee shop.
5) As he gets older and weirder - LBR it’s a toss-up between who’s more terrifying - Him or Madam Pince. Fuckin’ fite me Irma.