libra-quotes

People with a lot of air may be sitting on a great deal of anger and rage which they have attempted to rationalize out of existence, or which they haven’t expressed because they feel it wasn’t refined or fair to do. They inhibit anger because they think they should be more understanding. Oddly enough, they become the most angry when they feel other people aren’t being fair. This is a projection: they, themselves are worried about being fair
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Air Signs, Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius

Howard Sasportus 

  • Aquarius: So oxygen went on a date with potassium... it went OK.
  • Libra: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium... OMG.
  • Aquarius: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
  • Gemini: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
  • Libra: Looks like someone’s a HO.
  • Gemini: NaBrO.
  • Leo: I’m done with all of you!
The signs as Seventeen quotes

Libra: my life is hamburger

Taurus: kidney function is not a right, it’s a privilege

Gemini: I’m the best quality

Sagittarius: Are you kimbap kidding?!

Cancer: I love guys

Scorpio: aYO IM ONLY SEVENTEEN I ONLY GOT A FEW DOLLARS

Leo: my heart is mayonnaise

Capricorn: 17,18,19 TWOTEEN

Virgo: I’m a bright child!

Aquarius: drink water!

Pisces: the chicken will heal us

Aries: Well I only lived in America till I was five so
  • Cancer: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the things you have lost throughout your life.
  • Aries: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
  • Pisces: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding that.
  • Scorpio: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
  • Taurus: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
  • Libra: Guys, could you lighten up a little?
  • Virgo: ...All my goddamn homework.