The moon signs when they’re emotional

Aries: I’M GOING TO PUNCH A WALL!!!!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO BE OUT TO GET ME???? CAN’T I LIVE??? I’M SO UPSET AND WHY DOES NO ONE CARE??? MY EMOTIONS ARE THE #1 PRIORITY RN!!!! *blames someone else for their problems* (5 minutes later is over it)

Taurus: why life wHY?????? I didn’t want to mOVE today let alone CRY *crawls into a hole full of blankets and sobs into a bag of chips*

Gemini: oh lol whatever idk why my eyes are wet but I’m just gonna ignore this and hope it’ll go away tomorrow

Cancer: I just love to fEeEeEeL things :(((((( I’m going to cry and think about the reasons why I’m crying and maybe look at old pictures and write a poem and cry more *eats an entire carton of ice cream*

Leo: I can’t cRy in fRonT of PEOPLE!!! I have too much pRiDe!!!!! *throws head back and struts their stuff* (10 minutes later they have a dramatic emotional show just for the benefit of everyone else)

Virgo: am I actually feeling this or am I just projecting my feelings into this moment so that I can get them out? what do these feelings mean? what does the fact that I’m questioning my feelings mean? is that another feeling? is life even real? I hate myself I’m so INCOMPETENT *hysterical crying*

Libra: nOOOOO this means cONFLICT!!!!!! I can’t have this in my life!!!!!! maybe if I hold this in nothing will happen. I definitely won’t bother anyone else about it because that would be tOO MUCH FOR ME I can’t put burden on others

Scorpio: *has straight face* this is just another case of the darkness inside my soul

Sagittarius: haha WHATEVER!!!!!! gonna go run away from this bc who needs this kind of drama in life?!?!?! not me!!!!!!!! I’m fiiiiiine those aren’t tears it’s just a piece of dust in my eye

Capricorn: I need…to pull…myself…together….must…look…like…everything…is…normal… *has mental breakdown alone*

Aquarius: emotions???? I don’t have emotions lol what are those??? I’m aBOVE that so I’m just going to focus on the fact that society is so corrupted or something!!! there are way more important issues that MY feelings

Pisces: I…just CAN’T deal with life anymore…I need to eScApE I’m drowning in my own tEARS *sobs*

The signs as friends
  • Aries: will scream at you 23/8, tells you jokes and shows you funny pictures, definitely the person to havve a movie marathon with
  • Taurus: embarrasses you in public, doesnt answer texts, shares their food, always here for you
  • Gemini: send you weird texts at 1am, feeds you with unnecessary science facts, takes funny pictures of you, never listens
  • Cancer: tells you funny stories, gives huge teddy bears as a gift, listens to your favourite music with you
  • Leo: literally makes fun of you and bullies you 24/7, shares their clothes with you, texts you first, late everywhere
  • Virgo: might take hotos of you while you're not looking, most likely will buy you a dog at some point, that friend you can be with for hours without even talking
  • Libra: recommends you music, gives you lame nicknames, tells you pick-up lines and flirts with you, always makes you happy honestly
  • Scorpio: fights your enemies, points out every stupid thing you do and then reminds you for another 25 years
  • Sagittarius: will tell you if you have something on your teeth, always up for an unexpected adventure, will share everything with you
  • Capricorn: will help you with literally anything, asks you about you interests, will always remind you how beautiful ou are
  • Aquarius: most likely won' hang out with you, doesn't answer texts, asks you about your day, 1am adventures
  • Pisces: bth loving mom and the person you want to kill, sends you funny pictures, organizes amazing trips, borrows you things and doesn't want them back

aries: going to the pool and tanning all day, walking around the neighborhood when it’s dark and all the streetlights are on, cutoff shorts, 7-11 slurpees, wild hair, feeling so close to someone they feel like a sibling.


taurus: small ice cream shops, the feeling of curtain call during a show when everyone is cheering for you, going to diners late at night, fairy lights strung up outside during a party, long road trips with all your friends, going out for breakfast.


gemini: the run from the shore to the water at the beach where your feet are burning, peeling sunburns, playing music too loud from your car with all the windows open, super strong bass lines, when one of your friends goes off on someone you hate, small surf shops.


cancer: seeing someone with an amazing aesthetic and wishing you had it, corduroy skirts, going places with all your friends and taking pictures of everything, the silence of an art gallery, the feeling of pure joy when you see a dog and it runs up to you to say hello, being with all your friends and feeling totally safe.


leo: talking to an older family member about their past and feeling so much closer to them, standing up for yourself and not feeling guilty about it, eating a popsicle on a ridiculously hot day and trying to finish it before it melts, looking at old pictures of yourself when you were little, americana, small bakeries.


virgo: someone so creative it’s shocking, paint splattered jeans, alice in wonderland, the feeling of gaining back a friend you thought you’d lost forever, baking with all your friends, looking at something you’ve created and feeling proud of it, graffiti.


libra: going on a run and feeling immensely proud of yourself, long comfortable silences, when you walk out of a movie theater and it’s dark outside, really long hair put into really high ponytails, going to football games at school and feeling part of a community, full moons.


scorpio: talking to someone and knowing you can tell them anything, super oversized flannels, dancing and not caring who sees, talking to online friends and feeling like you’re not miles apart, going through poetry books and underlining all the parts you like, staying out late with all your friends and feeling like you could take over the world.


sagittarius: cryptozoology, the feeling when you smell a certain scent and are transported back to a specific time in your life, researching things that you’re interested in on your own time, when you do your makeup and know that you look great, watching scary movies with your friends, going to protests.


capricorn: coffeeshops, going to the grocery store late at night when no one’s there, working so hard you feel like crying but knowing it will all be worth it in the end, science experiments, being stupid with all your friends but not caring if anyone is judging you, writing all your thoughts down and feeling immediately better.


aquarius: blizzards, cat cafes, hearing someone speak a language you’re learning and finding that you understand it, finishing an essay and feeling immensely proud of it, planning your future and think it might all work out, singing in the car with your friends.


pisces: fairies and folk tales, learning about your ancestry and feeling fascinated, feeling nostalgic for something that never happened to you, when you plan a party and it goes off perfectly, cut crease eyeshadow, shaving your legs and immediately crawling under satin sheets.

—  what the signs make me think of, based on the most important people in my life
The Signs as Memes (2016)

Aries: Angry Michael Phelps

Taurus: SpongeGar

Gemini: Bottle Flipping

Cancer: Mr. Krabs Blur

Leo: Damn Daniel

Virgo: Petty Joe Biden

Libra: Mannequin Challenge

Scorpio: Running Man

Sagittarius: Evil Kermit

Capricorn: Ted Cruz Zodiac Killer

Aquarius: Dat Boi

Pisces: Harambe

libras have this sort of peaches and cream radiance that seems to diffuse agitation and pressure. libras can make an awkward silence seem pleasant, because they know how to break it without shattering everything. saturn exalts in libra so they have an architectural intelligence where dream and unreal concepts can be formed and balanced with reality and unreality. libra represents the sign of union and civil partnership. but libras can be grandiosely self obsessed considering their preoccupation with how they appear to others and the way they nurture their self consciousness. it creates a very destructive echo in the libra mind 

The Signs as BTS songs (Non-MV)

Aries - Cypher Pt. 3 KILLER
Taurus - Love is Not Over
Gemini - Second Grade
Cancer -  Rain
Leo - Fun Boys
Virgo - Converse High
Libra - Move
Scorpio - Dead Leaves
Sagittarius - Ma City
Capricorn - We On
Aquarius - Whalien 52
Pisces - Propose

The Signs on a Saturday morning
  • Aries: Makes breakfast at like 2 am. No shame
  • Cancer: Does their homework or other work right away. (Seriously why?)
  • Taurus: Gets ready right away at 8 am. Then goes for a walk/run.
  • Gemini: Quite possible has a hangover from last night. No one knows for sure.
  • Leo: Gets all dressed up to go out. No one knows why however.
  • Virgo: Doesn't. Get. Up. Ever.
  • Libra: Sits in bed conjuring up a plan for the day and doesn't do much until 12 pm.
  • Scorpio: Hahahahahaha what is sleep though
  • Sagittarius: Gets up when the dog barks at a very unusual time. Quite possibly 5 am.
  • Capricorn: Is way too happy to be a morning person, step away.
  • Aquarius: Eats pizza rolls at 11:53 am
  • Pisces: Does something productive to put all of the other signs to shame.
Parts of an Ocean Storm

Aries: The palm trees that shake so hard they look like they’ll fly off its roots

Taurus: The soft, soft sand that rises and falls with the wind

Gemini: The beach tents and colorful umbrellas that bounce across the beach and turn inside out

Cancer: The silence after the storm. The calmness, the slight anticipation for more storm

Leo: The light of the sun peaking through the clouds as the storm ends

Virgo: The humans that run to their cars frantically

Libra: The angry wind that brings havoc to everything and everyone

Scorpio: The ocean slamming against cliffs, slowing eroding it and flooding the sandy beach

Sagittarius: The essence of the storm. The noise, the fright, the beautiful destruction

Capricorn: The artist that paints the storm and romanticizes it

Aquarius: The dark, grey sky that overwhelms the world

Pisces: The rain that fluctuates between light and heavy. Once it seems as if its about to stop it rains heavy again

- Escucha lo que dice tu corazón. - Mi corazon no habla.

• Aconsejan: Tauro, Cancer, Libra, Leo, Sagitario, Piscis.
• Responden: Aries, Geminis, Virgo, EscorpAconsejanio, Capricornio, Acuario.

Ocupacción

La oveja negra: Virgo, Cáncer, Capricornio, Tauro, Escorpio, Libra

La decepción de la familia: Aries, Leo, Acuario,Géminis, Piscis, Sagitario