liberal conspiracies

has anyone ever wondered why Simon got so offended over Baz trying to feed him to the chimera, or when he pushed him down the stairs, but like he only mentions that Baz tried to steal his voice -’the worst thing you can do to a magician’- once or twice.

and i was just thinking why? Simon knew that he and Baz were enemies, that’s what enemies did: they fight, they try to kill each other. why should he care about a few pitiful attempts at murder? why should he care that Baz pushed him down the stairs or fed him to a chimera?

 then i really thought about it and honestly my English teacher better be proud of me after this interpretation, i mean it is far fetched af but…

i think that Simon expected Baz to fight with him using his magic, they’re magicians after all, maybe it seemed fair, or he thought that that was just the way things were, but then Baz started being physical -get your heads out of the gutter i didn’t mean it like that. 

Baz started to abuse Simon without using magic, he shoved him down the stairs. it started to become personal, it stopped being about two arch enemies fighting and started being just cruel. i don’t think Simon expected that when he came to Watford; he wasn’t prepared for it, how could he join the game when he didn’t even know what Baz was playing? 

and maybe it was just too real. magic was Simon’s secret life, it was the thing he always came back to -it was his everything- so maybe that’s why he didn’t mind so much when Baz used spells to hurt him, because it was magic, but when he started just abusing him it could have reminded him of his other life. 

his other life, with lonely care homes and hatred and not even letting himself thinking of his secret life because it would hurt too much. and maybe, just maybe, Simon had been abused in those places too, maybe he’d been shoved down stairs before, maybe he had been pushed and shoved and hit and abused. and maybe he went to Watford with the hope of getting away from that, maybe he had just dealt with Baz’s teasing and hatred and jealousy and all of that because it was better than his other life, wasn’t it?

wasn’t it?

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Powerful words from Neil, on the denial of science in America.

I guess I’ve been doing a better job of avoiding the worst of the left here because I honestly didn’t know that many were still insisting that evidence of connections between Russia and Trump’s administration, and of Russian interference in elections in the US and Europe to prop up right-wing candidates, are just elaborate liberal fantasies AND a pretext for the US to go to war with Russia. Because…imperialism. Or the Deep State. Or both.

it’s like when I see comments from people enraged that democrats haven’t prioritized introducing a health care bill that mandates single payer. I’m wondering, have you all not caught up to 2017 yet? Or is this what happens when your primary sources of information are the Intercept and tumblr posts by teenage communists?

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PewDiePie Debunks the Gender Wage Gap

Salps are transparent, gelatinous sea organisms that usually don’t grow larger than four inches. They’re not exactly impressive.

But sometimes trillions of them will come together to form huge oceanic swarms, and that’s when things get serious. See, thanks to the salps’ ability to grow as much as 10 percent of their body length per hour, one of those clusters can reach 38,600 square miles. That’s like 18,500,000 football fields, or just about the size of South Korea. Ordinarily, this would be the point we start panicking and advocate ill-advised but enthusiastic napalm deployment, but Salps do something pretty cool: They consume carbon dioxide.

The oceans actually absorb a lot of CO2 from the atmosphere, where it’s eventually eaten by phytoplankton (organisms even tinier than salps) before being released back into the air when the animals die. Salps help with that by eating the phytoplankton themselves, and pooping out the CO2 in pellets that sink to the bottom, where the gas can’t warm up the planet and or/be dismissed as a liberal conspiracy.

5 Small-Ass Animals With Huge-Ass Powers

Hey Liberals, here’s you foreign election influence!  Since you seem so concerned about it lately.

And liberals pretend these countries wouldn’t want something in return?? 

Why was Hillary taking money from Middle Eastern countries who treat women like cattle and execute homosexuals?  Two-faced liar.

cassadeir  asked:

Hey mom you said you got the most American ask before, so I'll try to top that. *I walk into your askbox, driving my pickup truck with oversized wheels. There is a confederate flag bumper sticker. My girlfriend, also my cousin, sits in the passenger seat. We are wearing American flag print clothes. We are eating giant hamburgers and sodas with an eagle bobblehead on the windshield. We are talking in southern accents about that liberal conspiracy known as dental hygiene. We have 9 teeth total.

OH MY GOD AS DF G H

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For all who missed it: Here is last Friday’s call with Youtube’s Styxhexenhammer666 on Occultism, the Founding of the United States, and more.

A really great call!  He will be back!