[YET ANOTHER AU resulting from lemonorangelime doodling things and me writing them…have erejeanmarco as an Ocean’s 11 style heist team. (it would be more accurate to call them a Sneakers-style heist team but nobody’s seen that movie and it saddens me.)
I wish I could say it’s porn without plot, but this is ME soooo…have a 3000 word mini-heist movie with implied handjob.
Writing music and source of the title
To anyone else, the door to their attic apartment slamming open might have come as a surprise.
Jean and Eren were used to it.
“Gentlemen!” Levi proclaimed as the door clattered off the wall. “We have a job.”
Jean and Eren groaned at him.
“Or I could go hire a couple idiots who are familiar with the term fuckin’ work-ethic and let you two go back to starving.”
“We’re only ‘gentlemen’ when you’re about to slap us with something you know we’ll hate,” Jean said, not bothering to look up from his DS. “I like it better when we’re shitheads.”