liam-funny

The reason why the McDonalds scene was cut from One Direction Carpool Karaoke
  • James:"Alright boys what do you want to eat?"
  • Niall:"Can I get some fries."
  • Liam:"Uhm, I think I'll just have a Big Mac."
  • Harry:"Just a sprite please."
  • James:"And you Louis?"
  • Louis:"I'll have an order of Harry's ass."
  • James:.....
  • Niall:.....
  • Liam:.....
  • Harry:;) "Your order is ready."
Awesome Little Bro

(y/n) = your name

(y/n/n) = your nickname

A/N: hope y’all are having a great day and an even better life love ya ;)

Imagine that you are Liam Dunbar’s Older sister….

You are a model, but you don’t have anything scheduled for then next week and decided to spend time with your favorite person, your younger brother Liam. Liam is 3 years younger than you and today you decided to pick him up from school and surprise him. Last time you had spoken with Liam you were in New York for a shoot. You thought about this as you pulled into Beacon Hills High School’s parking lot. You roll in with you Silver Mustang and all eyes immediately go to you and your amazing car. You step out and walk into the school.

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You look at your watch and see that it’s almost lunch. You remember your brother saying that every day at the very beginning of lunch he goes to his locker and drops his bag off. You make your way over to where he said his locker was. You stand there leaning against the locker waiting for your little bro to show up. Soon the bell rings and the halls start to crowd with kids, some scrambling to their next class others to their lockers or the lunch room.

“(y/n)!” you hear Liam call, running up to you

“Lil Liam,” you smile hugging him

“Oh my god, what are you doing here? I thought you were in New York?” he questioned me with a huge smile

“I was… but my shoot ended early and I don’t have to be anywhere for another week,” I said smiling even wider

“A whole week?” he asked

“All yours,” I told him

At this, he picked me up and spun me around

“Liam put me down,” you laugh

“Sorry,” he apologized

I laughed again at my little brother’s awkwardness

That’s when a group of kids closer to your age approached the two of you.

“How does this even happen?” a boy with cute moles, pale skin, and brown hair said pointing at us with hand movements

“I’m sorry what?” I asked the boy

He just stared at me as if he didn’t think I would hear him, then blushed realizing I did.

“Guys this is (y/n) my older sister,” Liam introducing you to his friends

“Hi,” you said flashing them a smile

All of a sudden they start talking, taking you by surprise. The only one you recognized was Liam’s best friend, Mason.

“Mase,” as you had called him when he was younger, giving the boy a hug

“Okay, now I know I’m going crazy,” The boy from before said

“Dude, calm down,” Liam told the boy

“Who are these people, padawan,” you asked Liam. That was the nickname you gave Liam a long time ago.

“Padawan?” the boy choked out trying not to laugh

“Yeah you got a problem with that?” I asked the boy glaring at him

“Okay, everyone calms down,” a latino boy told them. “My name is Scott and we are friends of Liam’s,” he told me

“That’s Stiles,” Scott said pointing to the boy from before

“This is Lydia,” he said pointing to a pretty girl with strawberry blonde hair

“I’m Malia,” a girl with medium wavy hair and tanned skin said

“Kira,” said a very pretty Asian girl with long black hair.

“My name’s (y/n) and I’m Lil Liam’s big sister,” I told them

Liam’s cheeks went pink when I said his other nickname.

“Trust me (y/n/n) I think they know,” Mason told me

“What do you mean?” I asked him

“Well, you are a pretty well-known model, and all,” he said

“Right,” I said

“Okay, as fun as this was, especially when everyone learned all my nicknames, thank you for that by the way, you have to go I will see you at home,” Liam said drawing my attention

“All your nicknames you say?” I ask with an evil glint in my eyes

“Yes!” he said trying to turn me towards the door

“Mase help me out, but I do believe that there is at least one more,” I say with a smirk and Liam freezes

“Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that one!” Mase exclaims

“Are you Liam’s really good friends? Like he trusts you so much?” I ask the group of highschoolers

“Yes we are,” Lydia says smiling sweetly

“Perfect,” I say

“You wouldn’t,” Liam said realizing where this was going

“She would,” Mase said from behind Liam

“Ahem,” I said clearing my throat

“Please (y/n), please you can’t do this,” he pleaded

“Can’t?” I asked. “Oh silly Laim, I know you haven’t seen me in a while but I’m still the same person. Mase, what is (y/n)’s rule #1?”

“Never tell her what she can and can not do,” he said as if he were a soldier

“Correct, and what happens when you break that rule?” I ask

Liam’s face pales

“She proves you wrong,” He said enjoying the show i was putting on

“Correct again,” I told the boy

“Hoo-rah,” he joked

“Okay because I am not a completely terrible person, Liam I am giving you 5 seconds to run away,” I told my brother

“5” he looked at me

“4” he came towards me

“3” he hugged me

“2” he picked me up

“1” he started running with me over his shoulder

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“LIAMATOR!” I yelled back towards his friends and saw them all break down in fits of laughter

He continues running all the way to my car, he then sets me down.

“I hate you so much,” he said

“No you don’t,” I say

He just sighs

“I wuv you too,” I tell him

I give him a kiss on the cheek and ruffle his hair

“Thanks for being an awesome little bro,” I tell him getting in my car

“Thanks for being the coolest big sis,” he tells me and I smile

“I see you later, I’m gonna be back to pick you up, I can give Mase a ride if he needs one too,”

“In that case, I will see you in a few hours,” he yelled as I pulled out

I gave a small wave back as I drove to the house. This is going to be a fun week.

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