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@ 1d LISTEN!! okay so after you guys have all released your solo stuff you’re going on tour TOGETHER… yes i know that’s a but confusing bur listen. the first hour is gonna be all about the solo projects y’all gonna get 15 mins each to sing your solo stuff and make the fans go nuts, you guys are basically your own opening act. The fans can swoon during this town, jump during just hold on, bop on liam’s music and dance to harry’s

AFTER THAT you gonna give the fans the MITAM tour and we can all cry together while you guys sing if i could fly and scream during never enough and jam to all the classics…. like pls consider this.. pls pls pls

anonymous asked:

what is Liam's snake habitat?

Whaaaaat??? You don’t know the legend of the snake habitat or what it’s come to mean?? Are you new? Ok, ok, lemme break it down for you.

Picture it, Australia 2013. 1D is on tour and some over enthusiastic fangirls are hanging out behind the hotel. The only problem is that behind the hotel is the notorious…wait for it…SNAKE HABITAT. So Daddy Direction being the Daddy he is, warns the hapless fangirls via twitter:

Everybody and I mean everybody found this hilarious and it quickly became a meme:

It also became a euphemism for Liam’s junk:

Of course, Zayn wasn’t gonna miss out on all this fun:

So when a fan gave this t-shirt to security for Liam:

 

It ended up on Zayn:

But that wasn’t quite enough for him. So it all culminated in this permanent reminder on Zayn’s shoulder:

So there you have it–the legend of the snake habitat. A true story about a man, his Daddy feels, his twitter, his boyfriend and his junk. It was glorious!!!