liam lightyear

“Taken Story”

(Buzz is walking across the bedroom when his arm beeps. He flips open his communicator.) 

Buzz: Uh, hello?

Voice on other end:  I don’t have money. But what I do have…

Buzz: Jessie?

Jessie’s voice: Don’t interrupt. What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Yodelin’ mostly. And critter wranglin’. Also I can do this thing with my palms where I make fartin’ noises. If you date me now, that’ll be the end of it. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kiss you.

(Buzz turns around. Jessie is literally right behind him.)

Jessie: Found ya! (Tackles him. Smooch noises can be heard)

It’s me and you.
You’ve got a friend in me.
Toy Story AU ~ Ziam

And now I totally ship Buzz and Woody. What has my life become.