liam in australia

anonymous asked:

what is Liam's snake habitat?

Whaaaaat??? You don’t know the legend of the snake habitat or what it’s come to mean?? Are you new? Ok, ok, lemme break it down for you.

Picture it, Australia 2013. 1D is on tour and some over enthusiastic fangirls are hanging out behind the hotel. The only problem is that behind the hotel is the notorious…wait for it…SNAKE HABITAT. So Daddy Direction being the Daddy he is, warns the hapless fangirls via twitter:

Everybody and I mean everybody found this hilarious and it quickly became a meme:

It also became a euphemism for Liam’s junk:

Of course, Zayn wasn’t gonna miss out on all this fun:

So when a fan gave this t-shirt to security for Liam:

 

It ended up on Zayn:

But that wasn’t quite enough for him. So it all culminated in this permanent reminder on Zayn’s shoulder:

So there you have it–the legend of the snake habitat. A true story about a man, his Daddy feels, his twitter, his boyfriend and his junk. It was glorious!!!

lbr the best part of the 1d fandom was summer 2012

  1. nick prank
  2. when niall became FRAT NIALL
  3. australia 1d
  4. malabambi‘ 
  5. 1d on icarly
  6. harrys 4 tattoos
  7. LOUIS HIP THRUSTS
  8. uan tour
  9. color coordinated outfits
  10. 'shower of cunts’
  11. 1d lyric food edits
  12. 'different dick every night’
  13. TWITCAMS
  14. liams bieber hair
  15. IT WAS PERFECTION DO NOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH Me

so I seriously think there’s something in the water in Australia that makes boys so tall
like we’ve got 5sos, who are all over 6 feet tall
the hemsworth brothers, who are both 6'3
and then there’s my fucking friend who is SIX FOOT NINE. 6'9. 6 feet nine inches tall.
I’m onto you, Australia