if 5sos were french fries

luke: that long ass uncooked one that’s bigger than any potato you’ve ever seen before like how

calum: that one that’s always salty af no matter what u dip it in

ashton: that small crumpled up one that’s crunchy af but willing to sacrifice itself by falling out of the bag first

michael: that one fuckin shit that always gets stuck in the bag and doesn’t wanna come out to see the light of day and would rather just stay in the cold dark freezer until it expires bye