lexis cosplay

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I got into Rose on sunday night because I got really bored and I haven’t gotten to do her makeup in awhile.

  • presenter: I will now hand the mic over to my esteemed colleague, an expert on this concept.
  • me: Thank you. Before I begin, I'd like to make an informal announcement. *leans into mic* My future girlfriend, it's vitally important that in our Princess Bride cosplay, I am Westley. I am not Buttercup. This is non-negotiable. I'm willing to compromise with a pair of Westleys, but if there is a Westley involved, it will be me.
  • presenter: Dammit Lexi, we've talked about this.
  • me: *shouting over crowd* AND IF YOU THINK--guys be quiet this is important--IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO BE DARCY IN OUR PRIDE AND PREJUDICE COSPLAY, YOU'RE WRONG. HE'S A BITCH ASS COWARD BUT I'D LET HIM FUCK ME--