Selfie dump because hey I’m still here I just have unmedicated depression! I wish I can be more active just.. eh.. I’m trying and that’s what matter ig. I’m more active on Instagram though! Follow strawberry.roses!
I will now hand the mic over to my esteemed colleague, an expert on this concept.
Thank you. Before I begin, I'd like to make an informal announcement. *leans into mic* My future girlfriend, it's vitally important that in our Princess Bride cosplay, I am Westley. I am not Buttercup. This is non-negotiable. I'm willing to compromise with a pair of Westleys, but if there is a Westley involved, it will be me.
Dammit Lexi, we've talked about this.
*shouting over crowd* AND IF YOU THINK--guys be quiet this is important--IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO BE DARCY IN OUR PRIDE AND PREJUDICE COSPLAY, YOU'RE WRONG. HE'S A BITCH ASS COWARD BUT I'D LET HIM FUCK ME--