1. “Why are we at a strip club?” + winnix
The man in front of him is wearing glow in the dark body paint.
They’ve only been in this club for five minutes, and already Dick feels like he’s about to have a heart attack. Not because he’s a prude (no, if he was a prude he would never have let Harry drag him out in the first place) or because he’s out of his element (even though he is). Dick’s heart feels like it’s about to burst out of his chest for a very different reason, and it all has to do with the man in front of him.