levy sisters

I AM LITERALLY DEAD

My sister started reading a Levi x Reader lemon fanfic aloud, one that I’ve already read. She was using my name and she emphasized EVERY SINGLE BIT OF DIALOGUE.

As you can imagine, it was already really uncomfortable. To make it worse, my brother decided to walk in just as my sister shouted “Ah! Damn it Sarah!”

Long story short, we’ve only just caught our breath. My only regret is that we couldn’t record it.

20 years in the future
  • Future Child: Mom, I found a lot of something called manga in the basement-
  • Me: Oh no
  • Future Child: What?
  • Me: I knew this day would come...
  • Future Child: Mom, what is it please. You're scaring me.
  • Me: Hush now, Eren. Please go fetch your brother Levi and your sister Mikasa. It's time that you all knew the truth.
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Parting Words from an “Unfit Parent”

Seeing that he was on his last legs, Levi tries to get a few more answers from his former guardian before he can pass on, starting with whether he knew anything about the former King before Rod, and his reason for not wanting mankind to survive by caging them in these walls.


Unfortunately he really wasn’t able to acquire such knowledge from Uri, even though they had a fairly close relationship as friends. However he did know that that reason was the cause of the bad blood between the Royal Family and the Ackermans; which is probably the closest clue that they will have until they manage to find something on their next quest that will give them more introspective answers to the truth.


And before he could let him slip away for good, Levi ((possibly for the first time)) gets into more personal questions with Kenny as he asks what kind of relationship he shared with his mother, Kuchel, and in finding out that he was in fact his Uncle follows this with a doleful and lonely question of why he had abandoned him back then if their blood ties ran that deep between them.


While he may not show it since he knew how to keep a good poker face, I bet Kenny felt sadden at the idea of deserting Levi that day, especially since he was his kid sister’s only child and his last living blood relative that he knew of.
But being filled with the insecurity that he was not worthy of ever being a parent with the kind of life he led, he thought that what he was doing for him was in his best interest so that he could pursue his own life without being burden with the reputation of scum like him.


Yet despite having abandoned him and claiming to be someone unfit to be a parent, when it comes down to it Kenny didn’t completely desert him to a despairing fate when he could have, and even took it upon himself to at least teach him what he knew to survive this brutal and unforgiving world.


And if that wasn’t already enough, he even leaves to him the serum that he had stolen from Rod as a form of both redemption and an inheritance of his will in the hopes that Levi will be able to create the future that he desires for mankind.


He may have lived all his life thinking he was scum, but Kenny ended up dying a real man in the eyes of his nephew. 

RW: Modern: Rock Band

This is actually a snippet from my fanfiction, Flowers and Leather. Enjoy!

“Come on Petra! The show has already started!” The teenage girl with the bright red hair in pigtails tugged on the older ginger haired girl’s arm.

“I’m right here Isabel!” Petra continued to get dragged along by the 16 year old.

She was still so intrigued by how the girl was able to get herself and Petra, who was only 20, into 21 and older shows just for being Levi’s little sister. Levi certainly knew a lot of people, and she was learning that quickly. Isabel continued to pull her along until they got into the bar, which was dim and loud, and also smoky from the patrons that were smoking cigarettes. It smelled immensely of booze, as it was already after 10 and people were drinking nonstop. The atmosphere was loud and hyped up, and it seemed like everyone was highly enjoying the show onstage. Petra averted her gaze to the stage, where Levi’s band, called Titan Slayers, was playing. Nanaba stood front and center, singing into the microphone and strumming on her guitar. Mike stood to the back left of her, playing bass. Hanji was directly in back on a slightly raised platform, playing drums, and Levi was to the back right, jamming out on his guitar. Petra’s face went hot as she looked at Levi, a slight flush crossing her cheeks. This wasn’t the first time she had seen his band play, and loved seeing them every time. Of course lately, the unsaid tension had been building up between her and Levi, and she was into him…a lot. She just wasn’t sure how he felt, for it was so hard to read him. Regardless, she continued to spend time with him and his friends, growing rather fond of and close to all of them. She wasn’t sure what would happen if she told Levi how she felt, but she did know one thing; he looked good on that stage. Tattoos, piercings, and a musician; All of her friends would say that Levi was her complete opposite, but if that much was true, then why was she so attracted to him and his lifestyle?

Isabel kept dragging Petra around, pushing through the crowd to get to the front as the music got louder and louder.

“It’s so crowded, wow!” Petra yelled over the noise.

“Of course! Big brother’s band is one of the popular ones!” Isabel looked at her excitedly. “At least, they’re getting up there!”

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Attack On: Modern World Things #1

AOT MEMES AND FANFICTION

Eren: WHAT THE HECK IS ERERI ASDFGHJKL
Armin: Why do they make a picture with my arm in and my arm out and entitle it ‘Armin Armout’?
Mikasa: What is mi casa su casa
Jean: AGAIN, I AM NOT A FREAKING HORSE
Marco: stop it with the Half-Marco jokes, it makes me feel half the man I used to be
Connie: what am I reading
Sasha: These pictures with me and potatoes….
Ymir: hell yeh YumiKuri 4ever
Krista: what is YumiKuri what is Yuri
Reiner: Berty look something called 'fanfiction’
Bertholdt: MY EYEEES
Annie: what is 'fluff’ and 'AruAni’ and 'fanfiction’
Petra: these pictures are absurd
Levi: what is this
Levi: what are 'x Reader’ stories
Levi: lemons are a citrus you pigs
Hanji: TITANS TITANS TITANS
Erwin: what are these 'OCs’ why are they stronger than Levi
Mike: did Levi ever have a sister
Auruo: how about Eren and the others
Titans: *dies unfortuanetly*
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Hajime Isayama: #teawithsatan

I’m so sorry
My Oc, if you don’t mind:
Mizuki Allen: what does LeviHan mean