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Hayden: Hey, Connor, soulmate, let me buy you a beer!

Connor: Okay! But I’m not your soulmate, I’m really more of a chum.

Hayden: What about you, Bam?

Bam: I’m a crony.

Hayden: Lev?

Lev: I’d say acquaintance.

Jeevan: Colleague.

Risa: Sympathizer.

Cam: I’m a well-wisher. In that I don’t wish you any specific harm.

Risa: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Lev: What if it bites me and it dies?

Risa: Then that means you’re poisonous, good God, learn to listen!

Lev: What if it bites itself and I die?

Risa: That’s voodoo.

Lev: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Risa: That’s correlation, not causation.

Lev: That if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Hayden: That’s kinky.

Connor: Oh my god, you guys.

Admiral Dunfee: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Emby: I did. I broke it…

Admiral Dunfee: No. No, you didn’t. Roland?

Roland: Don’t look at me. Look at Connor.

Connor: What?! I didn’t break it.

Roland: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Connor: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Roland: Suspicious.

Connor: No it’s not!

Risa: If it matters, probably not, Hayden was the last one to use it.

Hayden: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Risa: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Hayden: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Risa!

Emby: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me fix it, Admiral.

Admiral Dunfee: No. Who broke it?

Connor: [whispering] Admiral, Lev’s been awfully quiet…

Lev: Really?!

Connor: Yeah, really!

[chaos ensues]

Admiral Dunfee: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Admiral Dunfee: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Lev: That was deep.

Hayden: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Lev: That was deeper.

Connor: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, you nasties.

Finding Dory

Very swimming. Much fishes. Big oceans adventuring. Such interesting character develop of Dory, much more than first movie, maybe more than any character in series (is it a series now? can we call it that?) Great travel adventure, building from first movie appeal. Like new characters, still like some from first movie better, but may be more nostalgia at this point. Love seeing more Nemo and Marlin interact. Much throwbacks with enough original characters for old fans. Lots great cast, almost like “you get a small roll, you get a small roll, everyone who wants to voice a fish gets a small roll.” BIG ending fun, if not completely unrealistic (duh!) Still like first movie more, but still fantastic. 3 ½ paws up!

PS. Stay for post credit scene. Totally worth it.