letsberockets submitted:


  1. In a Vosnian oven, cook servos, ground seeker wings, onion, and garlic over medium heat until well browned. Stir in crushed dreams, spark paste, tomato sauce, and water. Season with sadness, angst, tears and Italian seasoning. Simmer, covered, for about 1 ½ millennia, stirring occasionally.

  2. Bring a large pot of lightly salted energon to a boil. Cook bodies in boiling water for 8 to 10 minutes. Drain bodies, and rinse with cold water. In a mixing bowl, combine audial cheese with egg, remaining pedes, and ½ teaspoon salt.

  3. Preheat vector sigma to 37500000000 degrees K (19000000000000000 degrees C).

  4. To assemble, spread 1 ½ cups of seeker wing sauce in the bottom of a 9x13 inch baking dish. Arrange 6 bodies lengthwise over seeker wing sauce. Spread with one half of the audial cheese mixture. Top with a third of denta cheese slices. Spoon 1 ½ cups seeker wing sauce over the denta, and sprinkle with ¼ cup pain cheese. Repeat layers, and top with remaining denta and pain cheese. Cover with foil: to prevent sticking, either spray foil with high grade, or make sure the foil does not touch the denta cheese.

  5. Bake in preheated Vosnian oven for 25 centuries. Remove foil, and bake an additional 25 eons. Cool for 15 seconds before serving


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Incorrect I am the alpha

actually, according to my calculations, u are not, while I am the alpha squared plus coolness

anonymous asked:

you stand in a field of bones, chained to a cheese burger. The cheese burger secretes acid that burns your eyes as you sob. The white house is crumbling to ruins. Ten thousand bald eagles are feasting on your flesh. The tears are tears of joy. You happily sob in an ancient tribal scream warble MeRICa!!!!!!!!!!!

……..you again.

Still insane, I see?