Pearl: There it is! The Shooting Star! An ancient elemental so hot, and so volatile, it can only be contained in ice.
and because I’m in Gravity Falls hell that got me thinkin, space is really really cold, right? Like as cold as it can get. I wonder how that works; let’s google it!
From universetoday.com: “If you could travel from world to world, from star to star, out into the gulfs of intergalactic space, you’d move away from the warmth of the stars into the vast and cold depths of the void. Better pack a sweater, it’s going to get cold.”
Hah sweater well that certainly explains
but wait a minute, who else wears sweaters, for seemingly no apparent reason considering its summer…
that’s right, our own little Shooting Star.
I swear to god if Mabel wearing sweaters this whole time has been foreshadowing her getting sucked into freezing intergalactic space like the Author, I’m–I’m gonna find Alex Hirsch and demand to know how he thought all this shit through god damnit
Aries - WHO HAS A POOL THAT I CAN LIVE IN FOR THE NEXT 2 MONTHS?
Taurus - Ahhh Netflix, we will be spending a lot more time together old friend
Gemini - *spends all day with friends and doesn’t sleep until 4:00 AM*
Cancer - TIME FOR A NEW, BETTER, HEALTHIER AND HOTTER ME!!!
Leo - Omg let’s travel the world guys!!! *ends up sleeping all summer*
Virgo - Thank God schools over, now there’s more time for my plan to rule the world.
Libra - *spends all day lying outside to get tan, they spend so much time lying outside that people start think that they are dead*
Scorpio - *goes outside* THE SUN, IT BURNSSS
Sagittarius - I’m either partying or eating every editable object in my house while watching Netflix. There is no in between.
Capricorn - *Writes 3 books, paints 6 famous paintings and watches every single show on Netflix*
Aquarius - “LOOL BYE BITCHES” they say before exiting school as they end up falling down the stairs
Pisces - I’m probably swimming in your pool without you knowing I’m here