lets talk about this picture . please

No wait but let me talk about the almost kiss

At first I was a little disappointed with it - I had pictured a lot more lips & saliva than actually was.

But then I started to rewatch the gifs from the scene and GUYS. Please look at how close Hugh Dancy comes to actually starting to kiss Mads. IT’S RIDICULOUS.

He bobs his head forward and comes SO CLOSE

and then comes EVEN CLOSER OMFG

and I don’t want to take sides here but Mads really just stays neutral and probably thinking, “well, it seems like I’m gonna kiss today” and makes an almost imperceptible movement forward, but then Hugh gets all shy and thinks again and looks down.

AND WAIT IT’S NOT OVER YET, because Hugh stays like, head down, breathing hard and grabbing Mads’ arm, and then, idk, his right hand SNAKES upward? till Mads’ shoulder, and FUCK ME, look at how fucking close those two are again because Hugh moved his face towards Mads’ again

and then he puts his head on his shoulder, and Mads makes that *orgasm!* face

and NO, STILL NOT OVER, then there’s the FUCKING WAIST GRAB (and jesus, look at how Mads buries his nose on Hugh’s neck)

which may or may not have been actively, purposefully, one-sidedly staged by, GUESS WHO, HUGH DANCY.

And all that was written on the script was “lunge forward”, YOU VILLAINS.

Those two seriously I don’t know how Bryan managed it for three whole years.

anonymous asked:

Hello! If you're still doing headcanons, do you mind showing us what it would be like for RFA running into MC's ex? I know a lot of people probably did this one but imagine that MC's ex was like perfect like the most perfect soulmate to have with numerous skills, perfect looks, does donations and charities him/herself. And they question why they broke up?

Interesting one! Hope you like what we came up with. ;) 


Zen:

  • The fish bun truck was in town and Zen decided to grab some
  • A young man was standing by a nearby booth for some charity organization
  • Thinking he might be a potential party guest, he went to strike up a conversation
  • The man talks about the organization he recently took ownership of that helps several orphanages raise funds
  • The name sounded familiar and Zen realized it was the place you volunteered at before the RFA
  • He asked the man if he knew you
  • Turns out he dated you years ago
  • When he asks Zen how he knows you, well…this is awkward
  • He’s not jealous, but….Zen doesn’t extend an invitation to the next RFA party
  • When he sees you next time, he mentions it
  • He’s confused because the guy seemed nice and successful
  • He thought something went very wrong, and was ready to get protective
  • You explained that nothing went wrong, but you grew distant cuz of work so it was a mutual break up
  • Zen takes note and makes sure he always has time in his schedule for you

Yoosung:

  • You both were playing a round of LOLOL and one of the player’s names sounded familiar
  • You realized from the profile was from your ex
  • You laugh and tell Yoosung casually before logging off to cook some dinner
  • He’s curious, so he starts chatting with the guy
  • He’s surprised to find the guy is really nice
  • He doesn’t mention you, but asks a bit about the guy
  • Turns out the guy graduated college early and was settled into a good job
  • He just played games occasionally for fun
  • After Yoosung was done chatting with him, he told you what happened
  • He asked why you would’ve left someone who seemed so capable and well matched to you
  • You explained that your ex’s mom didn’t like you since she didn’t think you were well-off
  • Your ex broke it off to please his mother
  • Yoosung felt so bad, he pulled you into a hug
  • “Just to let you know…my mom really likes you.”
  • You smile, wondering how you got so lucky

Jaehee:

  • A customer came to the cafe and ordered coffee
  • Nothing was off about it, but Jaehee recognized it from the picture of your ex that you showed her before
  • You didn’t say much more about him, so Jaehee always respected your privacy
  • You never talked about him poorly and it seemed like he was an amazing person
  • She always wondered what happened
  • But when you asked to be excused from your shift early as soon as you saw him, she went into overprotective friend mode
  • He came to the counter to pay and asked, “Sorry, does someone by the name of MC work here?”
  • Jaehee replied, “Why do you ask?”
  • Apparently, your ex wanted to contact you again
  • He explained to Jaehee that you had dated a few years ago, but he broke it off because he needed space and to find himself
  • He wanted to get in touch with you again, but your old number didn’t work
  • Jaehee off-handedly dismissed him saying you didn’t work there
  • Later, she doesn’t say anything about it, but just makes your favorite dish and brings home chocolate

Jumin:

  • He had recently hired a few new employees
  • He was making some rounds to meet them and talk to them a little bit
  • He didn’t know when he had hired him, but you recognized one of the names as your ex
  • When he came face-to-face with him, he thought he was going to be arrogant or rude
  • It was quite the opposite
  • Your ex was skilled and very kind–similar to you
  • Jumin wanted to be mean to him, but really couldn’t because the guy was so nice
  • He asks you at home why things had been broken off
  • You said your ex was a workaholic that always put work above her when it came down to it
  • After awhile, you lost the spark
  • Jumin understood, but became slightly self-conscious of his own work habits
  • You reassured him that he never made you feel anything but loved
  • Still, he took your past relationship to heart and always made sure his work came second

Seven:

  • Work has been stressful, so he wants to start customizing another one of his cars
  • He knows a parts vendor in town that he’s bought from before so he goes for a visit
  • The co-owner comes by to check out the car model and make
  • He sees one of Seven’s keychains which holds a picture of you two together
  • He chuckles and says that you’re his ex
  • Seven remember you mentioning him before…but didn’t realize it was this guy
  • There’s some awkward silence before your ex asks how you’re doing
  • As Seven’s leaving, your ex tells him to say hi to you
  • Seven knew the co-owner before, so he knew how kind he was and successful and normal for someone so young
  • He wonders why you even left him in the first place
  • When he asks you what happened, you explain that you and your ex never connected really
  • He was a good guy, but he was too serious for you after awhile
  • You say that relationship changed you, and it’s why you saw life differently
  • He smiled when you say you’re so thankful for him as he and you click so well 

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Working with the Remains of Pets

This is something that I have seen come up a lot recently. My friend, who is a vet tech, and I were recently talking about how many animals are simply abandoned when they pass away at the vet’s. Usually the vet waits to see if the owners will collect the body, but often times it continues to sit in the freezer, waiting.

I have worked with the spirits of my land and of the dead since I was a child, ancestry working is very important to me, and I see no reason why the animals in our lives shouldn’t be held to the same respect. As a witch, I will continue to work with the spirits of my pets long after they have passed. Now I am one of those people who isn’t sure how I feel about the claiming of living pets as familiars, but after death I have worked very closely with the spirits of some of my deceased pets and a few of them could potentially take on that name.

There are two ways that I incorporate the remains of pets into my witchcraft:

1. Using the skull as a spirit house for the spirit of the animal to reside in.

2. Using the bones for readings.

Now, before doing either of these I always perform a ritual that allows me to make contact with the spirit and make sure that this is something that it wants. Always ask permission. I then do a cleansing of the body, releasing any of the potential traumas of death. I then place the body in a rot box a safe distance from the house. With smaller animals this can also be done in a large flower pot. After the body has had time to decompose and I have macerated it and degreased it and put the skull back together (I won’t go into that here, but there are plenty of great How-To’s in the Vulture Culture tag) then I will continue.

Awakening the skull for spirit connection:

The way that this is done can vary for everyone. I personally have made a specific incense for this purpose that I will light. I then sit with the skull and hold it so that I can look into the eyes of it and I will enter a trance state. The experiences from there will differ depending on the animal. In some instances I have had a journey-like experience where I have travelled to a space in order to commune with the spirit, in other cases I have had direct contact through hearing the words of the animal, or in some cases feeling the primal needs of the animal translated into thoughts that my own mind can then decipher.

It will really greatly depend on the spirit itself and the relationship you have had with it. This can also be done with the skulls of animals you don’t have  prior relationship with, but if you haven’t done a ritual in which you asked permission before this process then I HIGHLY suggest approaching the spirit with respect and always asking before assuming.

Bone Divination

Another great way to incorporate the remains of pets who have passed is by incorporating their smaller bones into a bone throwing set. I have been developing my own set for awhile now, finding pieces, holding them and listening to see if they would fit with the set. When making bone sets a lot of people find that they have a lot of bones of animals that are easy to obtain (raccoon, coyote, claws from wolves and bobcats, etc) as you develop your set though you will find ways to incorporate more of yourself and the spirits that guide you into it. The bones of your beloved pets can make a wonderful edition to these sets because of the relationship you shared with them, and the meaning and guidance of these bones would take on a whole new level depending on that relationship as well.

 @qedavathegrey  has a great post on Bone Throwing here: http://qedavathegrey.tumblr.com/post/139646665198/throwin-the-bones-of-the-divinatory-techniques


The picture of the skull above is not mine. Found on Pinterest, if you know who the credit belongs to, please let me know.

@cosmic-witch - I know you plan on cremating, but here is what I was talking about.

Dating Rin Okumura would include:
  • Him loving cooking for you and trying out new recipes on you
  • Often coming back to his dorm after cram school because you know he gets pretty lonely with Yukio working late
  • Him being pretty flustered when he first spoke to you
  • Being even more flustered when he tried to ask you out for the first time and his tail was nervously swishing behind him
  • After you said yes he grinned widely and his tail thrashed about like an excited puppy
  • Going on small, simple dates like to the park or the movies 
  • Him feeling guilty because he doesn’t have a lot of money to take you on a date somewhere nice
  • Even though you insist its fine, it still bothers him so he saves up what he can and at the end of every month takes you out somewhere really special
  • him doing a small task for Mephisto and he gives Rin a half years pass free to Mepphyland and he takes you on a date there
  • Him using his demon strength to win you a huge plush at the games
  • Naming it Rinny, and him finding it adorable
  • Rin bragging about how he wants to go on all the big rides and then feeling noxious when he does
  • After you come of the ride he feels dizzy and you let him rest his head on your lap
  • After coming out the drowsiness Rin freaks out and blushes when he realised his head was in your lap
  • Attempting to help him study in both regular and cram school
  • Study dates turning out into cute, playful make-out sessions
  • Your first kiss was a month after you’d been dating and he tried to cook you a nice meal for your one month anniversary but he was so nervous he accidentally burnt it all
  • he felt so bad although you found it quite funny and adorable, and you cheered him up by kissing him
  • Rin was extremely surprised but extremely happy
  • Ordering pizza after that and watching movies with Kuro on your lap
  • Yukio walking in on you too kissing 
  • “Nii-san, please refrain from kissing my students, and please give me warning if your going to be having guests over.”
  • Despite this, you and Yukio getting along rather well
  • He likes you because your a some-what hard working student and do well on the tests as well as the psychical work
  • And you help keep his brothers human side in check
  • Shima picking on you too but is actually extremely jealous
  • Mephisto making comments sometimes about you two
  • “My little bro’s first love! So adorable! Treat him well!”
  • He then looks at Rin and says “And you treat her well!”
  • Rin making a comment on how he doesn’t need dating advice from a clown
  • Rin being extremely protective of you
  • You being protective of him as well, but feel as if you don’t know how to protect him as well as he does with you, as he’s the son of Satan
  • Being the only one who didn’t really care that he was Satan’s son
  • Knowing that Rin is a good person from the start
  • Asking him if you can touch his tail, and after he agrees being amazed at how soft it is.
  • During breaks you visit him at his monastery and meet the priests he tells you all about
  • Them being very friendly and welcoming you into the family
  • Them telling you embarrassing stories and showing you baby pictures of Rin
  • Of course he is very embarrassed and flames up in defence 
  • You kiss his cheek and tell him its okay
  • Going to visit his fathers grave with him and just sitting by the grave as Rin talks to his dad, and introducing you to each other and he tells his dad all about you.

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Originally posted by miidoriyas

If you want another blue exorcist character like this please let me know, I’d be happy to do it for you !!

kickassfu  asked:

ladrien + manga

The moment Adrien learned that someone in Japan wrote a manga about him and Ladybug, he had to have it.

In less than 48 hours, there was a copy of Miraculous Defender Ladybug Volume 1 in his hands.

…Not that he could read Japanese. But he could follow along with the Chinese scanlations and write a French translation of that on sticky notes, carefully cutting and covering the word balloons with them.

It was worth it to see the look of absolute joy on Alya’s face when he showed her the next day.

“Please let me take pictures for the Ladyblog, please, please, please, PLEEEEEEASE!!!” she begged, her phone already in hand.

“Alright, alright!” Adrien said, laughing. “But only the first chapter, okay? There’s an official version coming out next month and I won’t ruin it for anyone else.”

“You are ruining nothing,” Alya insisted. She gleefully flipped through the pages, Nino and Marinette both reading over her shoulder.

Lunch in the park with his friends went much quicker with the manga to talk about. Too soon, they were headed back to school, still stuck on the cliffhanger.

“If Félix doesn’t kiss Ladybug in the next book, I’m going to scream,” said Alya, manga open in her hands.

“Preach it!” said Nino. He high-fived Alya while Marinette flailed.

“I—Ladybug wouldn’t let—th-there’s probably rules or, um…” she mumbled.

Adrien kept quiet, ignoring his growing blush. ‘Félix’ was Chat’s secret identity in the manga; Ladybug saved him from muggers and the volume ended with Félix determined to give her a thank-you kiss.

Félix was a very different person, but…

“You’ve been quiet, bro. What do you think?” Nino asked.

“I think I would kiss her,” Adrien answered absently, not realizing he’d fumbled his pronouns until Marinette walked into a pole.

just a daily reminder that wherever bangtan goes please, respect their privacy. some ppl are always talking about how much they want the boys to rest and all that, and yet, ppl insist in crowding all the places they visit when they go to a country. let them rest, eat in peace, enjoy the country they are visiting, roam around the city, take pictures, treat them just like you would treat someone having a vacation, they want to not only go to a country to do a concert but to get to know more about its culture, just like anyone else would do! they are not animals nor objects to be treated like this, let them rest! if it’s a day before a huge concert, mental and physical preparation are both needed. they don’t owe fans anything when the fans are the ones stalking them, they are in another country to enjoy and have a great time so they can make nice memories when they do a concert. it’s not about “the fans made who they are today” oh yes we did, but that doesn’t give us the right to stalk them when they have at least a little bit of free time. don’t disturb their privacy because guess what, they are human beings just like us, they don’t like being treated like this, we are not close to them and we are not their friends, we gotta know our boundaries. and most important, don’t encourage those armys behaviour.

The Seven Deadly Sins - Part 1

Originally posted by 98a

Pairing: Reader x Namjoon

Word Count: 2.6k

Genre: Angst, Smut

Series: 1. Lust |2. Gluttony |3. Greed (1) |4. Greed (2) |5. Sloth |6. Wrath | 7. Envy

Description: Seven men helped shape you into who you are. Whether they were friends, enemies, or lovers, they all left a long lasting mark on your life, for better or for worse.

Lust

          Some flames burn too brightly and too quickly. He was the flame and you were the match, burning and disappearing as he tore through you, his aim to leave nothing behind but ash. He loved to destroy things, to destroy people, and leave them worse than when he had found them. He gravitated towards people who were strong and that took time to tear down. He fought hard, very hard, to destroy you.

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Sober

 I Part One I Part Four I Part Five I

Word Count: 4,808

Genre: Angst. Fluff 

Characters: Kwon Jiyong a.k.a G-Dragon (BigBang), Song Mino (WINNER) 

Synopsis: A complicated love affair takes a toll on Mia and jiyong. They must decide if they can forgive and forget or harbor hatred in their hearts and take revenge. But in the midst of this decision, a horrible accident complicates everything. 

Originally posted by wntersoldierr

Jiyong was staring at her from the corner of his eye. Mia had been cracking her own knuckles, brows knit in deep thought as she chewed on the inside of her cheeks. He knew her well enough to know that she was strategizing something in her mind and thinking about every outcome her choices would cause. It was still something that amazed him, how she could calculate everything and make the ethically right decisions.

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Siblings Galore

Anonymous Asked: “Thanks for the former-close-brothers-now-enemies prompts! Could I have some more please?”

Anonymous Asked: “Could you please do a dialogue prompt between a brother and a sister (twins)? <3″

The Good

1. “We’ll be okay. We always are. You and me against the world.”

“I can’t believe you remember that. We still had that old treehouse.”

2. “Why does everyone ask if we’re identical?”

“Because that’s the only kind of twin they can think of.”

3. “Have you gotten Dad something for his birthday yet?”

“I’m… Going to do that. Eventually.”

“We’re going shopping. Right now.”

4. “I love you.”

“I know. Twin powers, remember?”

5. “Hey, remember that time we couldn’t go to the family reunion?”

“Yeah, you were sick right?”

“Well… Our parents thought so.”

“You-!”

The Bad

6. “Why would you do this? We’re family!”

“Yeah? Funny, because no one treats me like family. I’m the extra no one wants.”

“That isn’t true. That was never true!”

7. “I hate you!”

“You don’t mean that. Please, you can’t-”

8. “Forgive me. I’m begging you, whatever I did, please forgive me.”

“Too little, too late.”

9. “Are you coming to the family reunion?”

“Why would I ever?”

10. “I miss you.”

“You don’t even know me.”

11. “When we were little, I-”

“What? Looked up to me? Wanted to be like me?”

“Trusted you.”

“That’s unfortunate.”

The Banter

12. “Do you remember when we were kids, and-”

“Let me stop you right there. We’re never talking about this again.”

“I have pictures.”

13. “You are the weirdest sibling ever.”

“You know you love me.”

14. “Oh, my gosh. You have a date.”

“So?”

“So? I have to meet and terrorize them! Sibling code!”

15. “Do you still cheat at hide and seek?”

“We’ve been over this. There is literally no way to do that.”

“That’s a yes, then.”

16. “Come on. You know I’m Mom’s favorite.”

“She baked me a bigger birthday cake.”

“Once. Eight years ago.”

17. “You broke it!”

“You’re still saying that? I remember what happened, okay?”

~I hope these help!~

anonymous asked:

wanted to ask for small scenarios with V, Zen, and Jumin and a male MC? they're in love, but MC doesn't want to be with them out of fear that they'll eventually be found out by the media. he's scared he'll ruin their careers because of a scandal over V/Zen/Jumin liking men. it's okay if you don't want to write all three, just whichever you have time/inspiration for pls <3

Jumin:

HE took a shaking breath, unable to calm himself. “MC,” he finally managed to say, MC still trapped in his apartment, “You are telling me that you do not care for me?”

MC shook his head, eyes wide in fear. “J-Jumin, I never said that. I love you. How could I not? I.. I just can’t be with you. You have an image to maintain. The press would have a field day when they find out about us, Jumin. I can’t let that happen. I can’t be with you” MC took a breath, trying to clear his mind, tears spilling over his eyelashes. “I ca-” He broke off with a sob, unable to continue.

Unable to see the love of his life in pain, no matter how angry he was, Jumin pulled MC into a hug, whispering soft words of assurance. Once MC had calmed down some, Jumin sighed, pulling away. “MC, I will say this once and only once.” With one of his slender fingers, he tilted MC’s chin up, looking him in the eyes. “I don’t care what the media says, it is just mindless gossip. Let them say what they want.” He took a deep breath, trying to calm the nerves he suddenly felt. “I love you, MC. I love you more than my image, or my father. I don’t care if he disowns me for being with you. This is what I want. The first thing I have ever wanted this much. Are you going to deny me that?” He growled slightly, his possessive side showing.

MC swallowed hard, looking up into Jumin’s grey eyes. “I.. I could never deny you anything, Jumin.” He smiled softly, believing that somehow Jumin would make it alright


Zen:

“Zen, just stop! Pease!” MC cried out in frustration, barely able to keep from screaming. MC was throwing his clothes into a bag haphazardly on the floor. “Just let me leave, Zen!” The picture of them kissing that had been released to the press burned into his eyes. He could hear the news reporters twittering mockingly about how Zen’s career would go down. He should never have caused a scandal like this for Zen.

“MC! Please, can we please talk about this?” Zen’s voice was frantic as he tried to stop MC. “MC, please.” MC’s heart broke a little at hearing Zen sound so defeated, but he steeled himself trying not to give in.

“Zen just let me leave, I’ve caused problem’s with your career and I-” He was cut off by the familiar feeling of Zen’s lips crashing down on his, Zen wrapping an arm around his waist and pulling him closer. He struggled against him for a moment, before giving in, kissing him back, tears of rage flowing down his cheeks, turning the kiss salty. Zen pulled away, tears in his own eyes.

“MC,” he began softly, “Don’t leave. As much as I love acting, I love you more. I would give it all up in a heartbeat if it meant you would stay. Please stay, MC.” MC sighed before lifting his head to look at Zen, smiling softly as he did, signaling his defeat.


V:

“Jihyun…” MC trailed off, unsure of what he was feeling. V’s hand was warm in MC’s hand, and even though it was something they had done a million times, he still felt butterflies in his stomach. They walked along a beach, their footsteps showing them the way back. “I know you say that you don’t care.. but your photos.. If it gets out that you’re in a relationship with another man, it could be very bad for your career.” He came to a slow stop, turning so that he was looking at V, the setting sun behind him making him look so much more beautiful.

“MC, I’ve told you, I do not mind.” He smiled, raising a hand and cupping MC’s face. “I love you, and I do not take my photos for other people. I take them for myself.” His expression softened even more if possible, letting his hand drop from MC’s face. “I.. I actually have a question to ask you, MC.” He flushed slightly, taking MC’s left hand in both of his, and getting down on one knee. MC gasped slightly, watching V and how the waves were around his knee, knowing his pant leg must be soaked. “MC.. I know that we cannot truly be married yet, but will you wear my ring, like we are? I want to marry you someday, if possible, and I want to have some way that everyone else will know that you are mine.” He paused, looking up at MC through his blue hair. “What do you say?”

anonymous asked:

Harry doing a pregnancy shoot and he wants a private picture of her naked with the belly!!!

You’re both doing this maternity shoot and there are so many really gorgeous photos. Photos of both of your hands on your bump, candid photos of the two of you giggling, and even a few photos of him on his knees kissing your tummy.

But when you get home, he stops you before you can get undressed. “Love… there was another picture I wanted to get today…”

You sigh. “Harry you should’ve spoken up while we were still there.”

“No, no… I want to take this one. If you’re okay with it.”

You narrow your eyes at him, and you’re a bit hesitant to ask. “What is it?”

“Just… undress. And don’t put anything on. I want a picture of you… naked.” The way he says it isn’t weird or suggestive in any way and the smile on his face tells you he doesn’t want anything else other than the picture.

It’s sweet really, but you still sigh. “Harryyy. I’m fat and gross and I have stretch marks. I haven’t shaved in ages and I just–”

He cuts you off by kissing your lips softly. “You don’t have to, love. But I just think… your body is so, so beautiful right now. Carrying our precious little angel inside of you, it’s…. breathtaking. And I mean that in the least corny way possible.” He chuckles, rubbing lightly at your tummy. “Wish you could see how beautiful you are like this. I wanna remember it forever. Please?”

Bonjour Mon Amour

Barry X Reader

Word Count: 1,826

Warnings: none


You loved your job. It had always been your dream to become a fashion designer and you knew you would be able to work up to it. But being the assistant to an ungrateful boss left you more than a little stressed. Well, lucky for you Barry was always willing to cheer you up.

“You can’t let her get under your skin.” Barry sighed, taking another sip of his drink.

“I know.” You nodded “She’s just such a bitch to me all the time.”

“Maybe its cause you’re prettier than her.” He joked, happy to see the smile on your face.

“You’re sweet.” You stated,  resting your hand atop his own.

“Well I’ve got to go,” He said with a glance at his watch “but I’ll see you tomorrow.”

“If I make it through yet another day of the torture.” You exclaimed, putting a hand to your head for dramatics.

“Night.” He chuckled, pressing a kiss to your forehead.

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Radioactivepeasant Goes to ComiCon, Part Four

This was my favorite part, okay?

So, I’d seen a few guys dressed as Vader and we sort of exchanged nods here and there. Then we came around a corner and it was the dang 501st!

I was considering asking Vader if I could get a picture with him, considering I was Luke for the day. Well that didn’t…didn’t quite work out the way I thought.

Basically, Father was not pleased to find Luke running helter-skelter through the con.

One of the stormtroopers looked up from talking to someone and shouted “Sir! Target spotted! Target spotted!” and pointed his blaster at me.

Let me tell you what, Vader moves a lot quicker than you’d think. In like, two seconds he was looming over me and the other troopers were pointing blasters at me. People were taking pictures, it was great.

So I’m backing away, babbling “Whoa, whoa, okay, hi, I was just…Um…so….can we talk about this?”

I decided, out of the blue (this is rather unlike me), to start hamming it up a little. I turned to a kid watching and called, “Hey! Are you gonna help me fight the Empire?” He stared at Vader hovering over me and slowly shook his head no. So I raised my hands like “I see how it is.”

So I looked to the other side and there’s another kid with a blaster. So I’m like, “What about you? Gonna save me from these stormtroopers?”
He goes “Yeah!” and charges in, starting a “gunfight” with the stormtroopers.

Vader leans in real close, does the “I’m warning you” finger point, and stalks away with a swish of his cape…and almost walks straight into a guy with a Dooku lightsaber….and his three year old.

Well Little Boy decides that he’s not going to let a sith push his dad around, and starts bopping him with his little blue lightsaber. So naturally, Vader responded in kind. A group gathered to cheer the kid on, and I called out, “You got him, little Jedi! Don’t give up!”

The kid freezes. He turns, looks up at me, and his eyes get huge. “Luke!” he whispers, and his dad had to remind him not to turn his back on Vader because he was about ready to run right over to me.

The duel ended in a draw, and Vader marched over to menace me again, leading to me ducking out of the way of the lightsaber a few times. Then, once he’d gone back to his booth, I asked the parents if I could get a picture with their little Jedi. Since he’s a kid, I’ve blurred out his face for privacy. But he had the biggest smile, it made my day.

And that’s the story of how Luke Skywalker went to ComiCon and almost got captured by the 501st.

I’m Sorry- Carey Price

Originally posted by wonthetrade

Ok so I don’t know how I feel about this one. It took me a bit to come up with how I wanted to do this, but hopefully anon, you enjoy it! I think I got what you wanted, if not, let me know please? Also who watched the Habs? Yes the loss still stung, but not as much (at least for me)!

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Anon Request: Can you do a Carey imagine where he has a kid with Angela but they broke up so now he is dating you, but him and Angela are still close cause their kid. Then at the ASG you are kind of forgotten and then a picture shows up of you clearly upset and Carey and you talk about it?

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              You were being stupid. You totally knew it too.

              Ok so she was beautiful and smart and super funny and you were even friends with her! You knew she was still close with Carey because of Liv and that they had grown apart because they were just too similar, but it just…

              Stung.

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anonymous asked:

I know I'd like to see John draw Alex (or try to). P:

This ends kind of abruptly, but it’s late and I’m tired.

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John is a distant, comfortable presence on the edge of Alex’s peripheral vision, seated on the other side of the library table, bent over a notebook as Alex pores over an incredibly dense legal brief about haunted properties. He notices John without noticing him, seeing him switch notebooks and rip pages out and erase angrily without actually watching him.

“If you’re not doing anything important, you should help me with this,” Alex murmurs, chewing on the cap of his pen.

“How the fuck do you know I’m not doing anything important?” John asks. “Also, fuck you, if I wanted to write a paper about parapsych legal precedents, I would have taken a class about parapsych legal precedents.”

“But you love talking about this shit,” Alex definitely doesn’t whine.

“So what? Talking about it isn’t the same as studying it, which is a fucking nightmare and a half.”

John hasn’t looked up for the entire length of the conversation, but he has started to frown down at his notebook. He sighs and rips out the page he’s been scribbling on, crumpling it up and tossing it into the wastepaper basket on the floor next to their table. It’s only when he lifts his hands that Alex realizes that it’s not a notebook John’s been writing in–he’s been sketching. Which is a whole other level of weird: Alex doesn’t think he’s ever seen John physically rip a page out of his sketchbook, but he’s now done it at least twice since they got to the library.

“Are you sketching?” he asks, even though he knows that asking John directly about his art always carries a fifty percent chance of silent rebuke.

“I’m giving up sketching,” John says. He closes his sketchbook and snaps the elastic around it, then drops it unceremoniously back into his bag. “I’m gonna go get a smoothie or something if you’re gonna be doing this for a while. Come find me after.”

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Prompt Idea

(I’ve had this idea swimming around my head for a couple days. Not sure why but it sounds cute to me.)

*After the big show Johnny goes back to his garage to find police searching the area. *Without anywhere else to go for the night he goes to Rosita’s house.
*She takes him in and lets him stay on the couch.
*She asks why he can’t go home, but he’s embarrassed about saying what his family did so he points to the headline of a news paper with his dad’s picture on it.
*She puts two and two together and hugs him letting him know she’ll help.
*The next day Rosita goes to the prison and talks with Johnny’s dad about looking after him until he’s released.
*Big Daddy listing off little things Johnny needs and likes and Rosita jotting them all down.

I’m not sure how this would translate to a real fic, but I welcome anyone to give it a shot. Also please share with me when you’re done. I like reading stories.

Boyfriend!Vernon
  • let’s be real here, Hansol is a young, inexperienced boy so all that caring gentlemanly stuff is very unlikely
  • sure he’s quite sweet and polite but also just a little oblivious to even your clearest signals
  • you’ll have to tell him very openly what you want or need and it might make him feel a little silly that he hadn’t noticed before, but as long as you reassure him that he hadn’t done anything wrong he would be okay
  • he’s a boy of simple tastes, and because he is happy assumed you are also content
  • but once you let him know that your relationship is lacking in some areas he would be quick to fix things
  • whether it was calling you more often or asking Scoops to please stop chaperoning your dates, Vernon would immediately do whatever you asked
  • doesn’t text or call too often, not from any lack of affection, but because he’d rather talk to you in person
  • when he does text it’s at the weirdest times and is about something totally off the wall that somehow related back to you
  • likes to send you pictures of random items with zero explanation, then tell you three days later why it reminded him of you
  • That goat looked just like you when you’re angry.” 
  • he might seem a little spacey and preoccupied or hyper when you’re talking to him, but it turns out that he soaked in every word you spoke and genuinely likes to hear about your day
  • if you stop talking or switch the topic suddenly he’ll look up from whatever he’s doing and urge you to continue
  • Okay but what happened to the ex-boyfriend? Did he ever find out why she dumped him?
  • surprises you sometimes with the large store of random trivia he has about you and your life
  • like he’s always caught up on all the drama between your friends and knows exactly who got your cousin pregnant and how old you were when you got that scar on your leg
  • but he can’t remember what time you were supposed to meet up for a date or that he’d promised to skype you
  • “How can you remember the exact date I had my tonsils removed but not know my middle name?” 
  • he brings the oddest gifts every time he comes to your parents’ house
  • like he’d show up to dinner with a box of laundry soap because you’d casually mentioned that you were all out, or a tiny figurine that looked just like your pet, or these adorable overmitts for your mother 
  • speaking of parents, your family loves him
  • he’d bond immediately with your father or brothers, to the point that you’d have to remind him he was here to hangout with you, not your dad
  • he’s extremely polite and offers to help your mom with the dishes or sits over tea and compliments her new hairstyle. Not even trying to butter her up or anything, but just because he likes her much a lot and sometimes forgets that she isn’t his own mother
  • casually brings up marriage and wonders aloud what your future children would look like
  • he doesn’t kiss your mouth often, but likes to kiss your hands or cheek
  • will take both of your hands and plant a big smooch on the back of each, or leave a big humming kiss on your cheekbone, then go on about his day
  • claims that he’s not big on public skinship, but will absentmindedly put his arm around your waist or begin playing with your hair all the time
  • as quiet or shy as he is, Vernon is head over heels for you and will turn into an actual beam of sunshine when you’re mentioned
  • if asked about his ideal type or celebrity crush, he’s going to say ‘My girlfriend’
  • Without fail. 
  • Every time. 
  • “My girlfriend is my ideal type. She’s the best. She’s not like, an idol or anything, but she’s famous to me.”
gone girl starters

below are random starters taken from/inspired by the novel Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn.

  • ❝Should I remove my soul before I come inside?❞
  • ❝Please don’t eat anything in that area.❞
  • ❝He is the kind of guy who carries himself like he gets laid a lot, a guy who likes women, a guy who would actually fuck me properly.❞
  • ❝I would like to be fucked properly.❞
  • ❝I sound quite slutty, don’t I?❞
  • ❝You look all twitchy.❞
  • ❝There’s no romantic present for wood.❞
  • ❝Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, ‘There’s some wood for you, bitch.‘❞
  • ❝Seems lonely.❞
  • ❝The cat was sweet, but extremely stupid.❞
  • ❝Well you certainly take your time about it, don’t you?❞
  • ❝So how likely is it I’ll meet someone I love, much less someone I love enough to marry?❞
  • ❝'He’s doing what you tell him to do because he doesn’t care enough to argue,’ I think. 'Your petty demands simply make him feel superior, or resentful, and someday he will fuck his pretty, young coworker who asks nothing of him, and you will actually be shocked.'❞
  • ❝Let me guess: baby of the family.❞
  • ❝I am fat with love!❞
  • ❝Neither of us gets stage fright.❞
  • ❝This is how I always pictured it. This is exactly how I pictured it.❞
  • ❝I sometimes bring my coffee and the paper and just sit.❞
  • ❝You’re a planner, aren’t you? You don’t seem like the type to wing anything.❞
  • ❝We call them the 'dancing monkeys’.❞
  • ❝I am content with letting him be himself.❞
  • ❝I wanted to play it cool, but then I started crying.❞
  • ❝Please don’t lay a guilt trip on me on top of it.❞
  • ❝Not according to the prenup.❞
  • ❝I can’t even figure out if I should be angry.❞
  • ❝My dad isn’t someone I like to talk about that much.❞
  • ❝I feel like something is going wrong, very wrong, and that it will get even worse.❞
  • ❝I don’t feel like a person at all : I am something to be loaded and unloaded, like a sofa or a cuckoo clock.❞
  • ❝I don’t feel real anymore.❞
  • ❝I still say it’s the river.❞
  • ❝Picture me: I’m crazy about you.❞
  • ❝Wow your parents must really hate me.❞
  • I ❝Hope you like canned soup.❞
  • ❝If there was ever a time for assisted sleep…❞
  • ❝Just got to keep on keeping on.❞
  • ❝I’m making the best of a really bad situation.❞
  • ❝He/She seemed to have lost all interest in both me and said ailing parents.❞
  • ❝Baby, why the fuck haven’t you called me?❞
  • ❝I need to feel your hands on me, that’s all I’ve been thinking about.❞
  • ❝Come up with me. I want to be with you.❞
  • ❝You fucking idiot.❞
  • ❝Sometimes, I look at myself and I think : No wonder why people around you find you ridiculous, frivolous, and spoiled.❞
  • ❝No it’s not that, truly. I’ve never given blood. My doctor gets angry at me because I can’t even handle a yearly blood test for, like, cholesterol.❞
  • ❝How old are they?❞
  • ❝You’re a cheater!❞
  • ❝It would be funnier if our sex life were as carefree as the rhyme would suggest. But last week we did… fuck? Something more romantic than have sex but less cheesy than make love.❞
  • ❝I can’t help but wonder, what’s the catch?❞
  • ❝You were in a screaming argument about a cat box.❞
  • ❝He uses me for sex when he needs to.❞
  • ❝Quiz: Your husband, with whom you shared a wonderful sex life, has turned distant and cold – he only wants sex his way, on his time. What do you do?❞
  • ❝I’ve been indulging in toddler therapy.❞
  • ❝Well, now might be the right time. To start a family. Try to get pregnant.❞
  • ❝I m cracking under the pressure. I will snap.❞
  • ❝I didn’t realize until I was almost there that it was Valentine’s Day. It was Valentine’s day and I was going to buy a gun and then cook my spouse dinner.❞
  • ❝I just would feel safer with a gun.❞
  • ❝I don’t know what would be good luck : plus sign or minus sign.❞
  • ❝This man might kill me.❞
  • ❝Picture me : I’m a girl who is very bad. I need to be punished, and by punished, I mean HAD.❞
  • ❝I’ve told you, I’ve told you so many times!❞
  • ❝To start: I should never have been born.❞
  • ❝Is she still alive?❞
  • ❝I was the girl/boy who battled oblivion and won.❞
  • ❝I ruined my mother’s womb in the process.❞
  • ❝I’ve always been better than the rest of them. I was the one who made it.❞
  • ❝They get to be perfect without even trying, without even facing one moment of existence, while I am here on earth, and everyday I must try, and every day is a chance to be less than perfect.❞
  • ❝That’s because you loved a person who didn’t really exist.❞
  • ❝Being the Cool Girl means you are a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes, and anal sex.❞
  • ❝Men actually think that girl exists.❞
  • ❝The Cool Girls are even more pathetic. They’re not pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be.❞
  • ❝It’s tempting to be the girl every guy wants.❞
  • ❝They never taught me how to be happy.❞
  • ❝I would always try to figure out why this is fun.❞
  • ❝If you let a man cancel plans or decline to do things for you, you lose.❞
  • ❝What a cunt.❞
ClexaCon Recap

* I’ve never seen so few Y chromosomes in a room in my life. I counted 4 total the whole weekend.
* Celebs everywhere! You could hardly walk without tripping over someone that you or someone you knew was in love with.
* Mini Celebs were made here! Including Dylan from @paperheda and mini Lexa.
* We all would have bowed down and done literally whatever mini Lexa said.
* At the Clexa meetup on Day 1, all the Clarke and Lexa cosplayers say down to take a picture together, and then suddenly became a backdrop for all the selfies.
* OMG ZOIE PALMER LET ME PRETEND WE WERE ABOUT TO KISS IN OUR PHOTO
* Zoie is hilarious and knows how to please #AllTheGays
* Zoie: If Bo had ended up with Dyson it would have been okay
Crowd: Boooooo!!!
Zoie: Sorry. I mean gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay…
* Rachel Skarsten is the sweetest person ever and does not give 2 shots about Con rules and was the only Celeb guest to walk around without a handler
* I got to hug Rachel twice, and she asked me to come talk to her at Cocktails for Change, but I couldn’t afford it :(
* Jasika Nicole is a total sweetheart and is totally super sneaky ;)
* The vendors were super freaking cool and I bought all the stuffs
* The panelists were all super willing to talk and spend time with the attendees. It was awesome.
* I scored an online mentorship with Bridget McManus!
* I randomly met a few people on Day 1 and we all hit it off and spent the rest of the Con as a Kru.
* My Kru is bomb!
* Everyone at ClexaCon was bomb (except for some of the Celeb’s handlers. They were dicks)
* Everyone loved everybody.
* Everyone accepted everybody.
* Life will never be the same.
#ClexaCon for life!