lets shopping

Wizarding law is way different from Muggle law you guys, I just want to clear that up. Because a lot of people in the fandom don’t seem to realize this, you’re judging wizards by Muggle standards and that never works because OF COURSE you’re gonna find problems. Maybe in wizarding law it’s perfectly fine to let kids go school shopping by themselves, or it’s not unprofessional in their world to hold a job interview in a bar. Of course we wouldn’t do any of those things but maybe, just maybe, to them it’s perfectly okay. I’m pretty sure Tom Riddle wasn’t the first kid to go get his school supplies alone, or Trelawney wasn’t the first teacher ever interviewed in a bar. To these people, they’re not bad things. And nobody got hurt. I mean it’s not against their law to make love potions, and what Fred and George sell are perfectly fine and legal. They can sell Acid Pops to children, candies that can turn you into birds/make your nose bleed, and exploding playing cards, I think that should tell you something. Fandom can’t use Muggle law when looking at wizard customs, it’s just not going to work out.

victuuri headcanons #4

“let’s go shopping,” victor suggests. they haven’t left the apartment in 3 days. they’re running out of food. and toilet paper. makkachin needs dog food. victor’s been afraid to leave because he doesn’t know what will happen if he leaves all by himself.

“i have to beat this level,” yuuri says. he’s been glued to the tv screen for most of the last 3 days. victor gently plucks the controller out of his hand and taps him on the nose. 

“i think that’s enough for you for today. why don’t you take a nap?” victor doesn’t need to ask why yuuri’s in a mood like this. sometimes yuuri needs a reminder it’s okay to take a break, even from fighting fictional monsters. 

I have this headcanon where Winn refuses to let Kara go shopping for wedding gowns without him and every time Kara walks out with a different gown on he just shrugs and says meh because he low key wants to make Kara’s wedding gown himself

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Hamilton AU: A street in New York lined with these shops

On Love: Agape | Welcome to the Madness

Yurio: Slayed

My edges: snatched

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“I didn’t want this fight coming back to you,” Neil said.
“Too late for that now. But whatever,” Allison said. She was going for lofty, but Neil could see the anger in every tense line of her when she surveyed her car again. “They want to break my toy? So what? I’ll buy another one. Maybe I’ll buy two. Fuck them if they think this will hurt me.”

                       ↳ Happy Birthday Kit @metaphoricallytheworst  (4.21)

Headcanon that they actually do sell Eraserhead merchandise, even though Aizawa isn’t all too happy about it. But underground hero or not, he has gathered at least a little fanbase, and there are being toy googles looking like his or scarfs similar to his “weapon” being sold.

Aizawa may or may not come to terms with that merchandise a little bit more when one day, he and his class are going shopping and when he turns around - having let the kids out of his sight only for a few seconds - he is greeted with the sight of twenty children wearing yellow Eraserhead-goggles and scarfs and posing, reciting things like “No good hero is a one trick phony” or “Logical ruse, guys!”

Aizawa nearly freaking loses it, very uncharacteristically for him, when he gets to witness the kids putting one pair of goggles on Toshinori’s head and the retired hero merrily joining in on their “cosplay”.

He does take pictures of those clowns pretending to be him, though all the while swearing that Mic will not get to see those.

(Mic, of course, somehow ends up seeing them.)

Things Retail workers HATE:

• “I wanna speak to your manager!”
• *tells you the price of every item as they’re taking it out of their cart*
• “Do you work here??”
• *Gives you half of their order saying they don’t want it anymore*
• *checks out 5 min after the store closes*
• “NO! I WANT EACH ITEM BAGGED SEPARATE!!”
• *hides things in random spots of the store*
• *watches- as their baby is sucking on an item, then puts it back afterwards*
• *Lets their kids ‘pretend’ shop- filling the cart with random things*
• *asks you to take off items, then changes their mind*
• *spends 10 minutes looking for a coupon as their checking out*
• *silences you* “I’m on the phone.”
• *Leaves their garbage behind items on the shelf*

imagine vampire yoongi.

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

  • just when you thought he couldn’t get any grumpier, min yoongi is cursed to walk the earth for all eternity.
  • yikes.
  • so done with the world’s shit by now, honestly he stopped caring a long, long, looooong time ago and if anyone expects him to give a flying fuck about a hashtag or the panda’s dying they can think again.
  • political scandal? “is that a new band?”
  • global warming? “good, it’s kinda drafty here.”
  • the sun will one day grow to encompass the earth? “great, i’ll be waiting.”
  • whenever he gets bored or impatient with everything he’ll just go to ground and hibernate. 
  • by which i mean he will literally dig himself a hole and go to sleep in the earth for anything from a week to a century (ok that was one time.)
  • and he’s cold all. the. time. like, yeah i know he’s technically dead but he actually feels the cold all the time, because he lowkey starves himself.
  • so he’s always very bundled up, and doesn’t really notice the temperature shift from inside/outside or winter/summer.
  • and yoongi is old, okay, he doesn’t need much blood to keep him going. 
  • he’s got a short list of donors he can have a few sips from during the week, and that way nobody has to die because of him.
  • because ugh slaughter is such a pain to clean up.
  • so, not only is he technically dead, but he looks kinda malnourished, a little sick, and like he hasn’t slept. ever. 
  • and yet he’s very pretty, flawless, stoic, and distractingly magnetic.
  • because he’s so old however, he’s not weak, just lethargic af.
  • there’s just one thing he cares about. wanna take a wild guess?
  • music.
  • the only reason he hasn’t sunk to the bottom of the ocean, flung himself into a volcano, or walked into the sunset by now.
  • and when you don’t need to eat, sleep, or pee, you get through a lot of music so yoongi has pretty much heard it all.
  • these days he just kinda hibernates and wanders around while he’s waiting for new releases.
  • and you work in a record shop. wow isn’t that a nice coinkydink.
  • his usual place shuts down and he has to find a new shop that’ll let him sit around and listen to music in the evenings. 
  • and your place of work is exactly one such place.
  • he comes in late, depending on the season, just when the sun has gone down, during the last few hours of your work day.  
  • he doesn’t say anything, just sits and listens until you have to lock up.
  • and you just assume he works all day and this is the only time he has to go browse, although you notice eventually that he rarely buys anything, but you decide to leave him alone because he looks like he’s had one hell of a day.
  • anyway it’s nice not to be alone in the shop at the end of the day when it gets dark and all.
  • you tried to offer him coffee once, because you got some for yourself and he always looks like he just got in from a snowstorm. but he just shook his head no.
  • and at first he would stop by the shop once a month or every two weeks.
  • but one night, when you play something over the speakers that he hasn’t heard in decades, he suddenly feels???? nostalgic ????
  • and with wide eyes he asks you the name of the artist and you trip all over yourself and your words trying to tell him because you don’t think you’ve ever heard him speak and wow is that what his voice sounds like
  • and after that he starts coming every night to rediscover all the old stuff he hasn’t listened to in ages, because somehow in all his grump he had completely forgotten he could do that???? 
  • and he’s lowkey very grateful that he rediscovered his love of music through you, so whenever you try to make polite conversation with him after that he doesn’t just grunt or shake his head, he gives you actual answers, and you start learning more about him.
  • you let him stay after closing time, just a little while until you have to go, making small talk whenever he’s not absorbed in the music.
  • that way you learn so, sO much about music, everything from little technical details to great historical context, and you don’t understand how one man can have such a large range of knowledge.
  • and then you start playing whichever album he chooses over the speakers so that you can both listen and talk about the music together.
  • and stay around longer so he can finish whichever album he’s listening to that evening.
  • and he begins to walk you home because that way you can continue your conversations, and also it’s late and dark and he knows exactly what kind of monsters lurk in these shadows.
  • and by that time you’re already head over heels for him, but he’s very careful about keeping his distance, so you just assume he’s not attracted to you and that’s fine as long as he keeps keeping you company.
  • yoongi has probably mentioned he’s a vampire.
  • like at least twice he’s proclaimed to be dead and you just assumed you didn’t get the joke.
  • but the real joke is he’s dead, he doesn’t care who knows, and it’s not like anyone will believe him anyway.
  • “you’re too thin, when was the last time you ate something, yoongi?”
  • “a couple centuries probably, what year is it again?”
  • and
  • “you’re so pale, yoongi, you should get more sun.”
  • “i’m already dead, a little sun isn’t gonna help.”
  • or
  • “you look tired, yoongi, do you get enough sleep?”
  • “i took a ten year nap before this, don’t worry.”
  • or
  • “hey, yoongi, how are you today?”
  • “dead. could be worse, i guess.”
  • lmao rip.
  • and then, you go and get a dang paper cut.
  • before you can so much as bring it to your lips yoongi is already at your side, pressing a tissue (where did that even come from?) to the cut so firmly it cuts off circulation to the entire finger anyway.
  • and he’s so,,,,, close. 
  • you’ve never seen him so close, and all you can do is stare at him like an idiot and wonder how many people have specks of red in their eyes, because you’ve never seen that on anyone before.
  • and he doesn’t even breathe. he can’t.
  • and that’s when you realise “yoongi, you’re so cold!”
  • “i’m dead. i told you, i’m a vampire.”
  • and you’re like hha,,, hah,,,ha? w-what? 
  • so he takes your other hand, and holds it to the side of his neck and he’s completely cold and there’s no pulse.
  • and now the cat is out of the bag so he may as well lean in and sniff you because life’s too short amirite.
  • “you smell……….. incredible.”
  • that’s when you see his lil fangs.
  • and at first you’re freaking out because hol ?? ?y STHIT???
  • but then you realise, this is yoongi, who’s walked you home for months now, he’s had every opportunity to drain you dry and he hasn’t and you’re desperately in love with him.
  • so you just kinda,,,,, chill.
  • and yoongi looks surprised, expecting you to kick and scream, and asks why your heart rate suddenly slowed again and you tell him it’s because you trust him.
  • so, he asks “but what if i bit you?”
  • and you say “you wouldn’t.”
  • “then,,,,,,,, what if i kissed you?”
  • your heart damn near beats right out of your chest.
  • and in response he gives you the smuggest grin, fangs and all.
  • anyway, nsfw under the cut.

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Felt like spying on them to see what they’re up to which is work and not thinking about boys.

Signs shopping

Aries: Knows what they want to buy and straightaway buys it. Secretly splurges on themselves when nobody’s with them.

Taurus: Rarely buys expensive stuff, but sometimes buys pointless stuff. They are scared of blowing cash on expensive items, but they still spend cash buying little stuff that is often no need to them.

Gemini: Window shops more than actual shopping. Has to go shopping with a friend or else they can’t make up their mind on what to buy.

Cancer: Usually too broke to spend cash, but when they do save up, they can spend hours in the mall.

Leo: Spends a lot of cash on huge items, but with the little stuff, they often buy in bulk or stick to necessities.

Virgo: Loves walking around the mall just for the sake of it. Window shopping isn’t their thing as they prefer to actually buy stuff, not tempt themselves.

Libra: While shopping, they often stop to buy refreshments or just enjoy the air-conditioning. Makes really smart purchases without really trying.

Scorpio: If shopping lets them have some time to themselves and love themselves, then they’re all for it.

Sagittarius: Spends a maximum of like ten minutes in each store before moving on to the next. Often has no clear goal of what they want to buy.

Capricorn: Wears casual clothes even in the mall. Often gets dragged there when they don’t want to buy anything, and often cannot go there when they actually want to buy something.

Aquarius: Tries to compare prices between different brands and stores of the same item, but usually ends up going back to the same store.

Pisces: Buys a huge load of stuff they want, but when it comes to stuff they need, they often forget what they really need.

guess who ;)

Honey he left you.

It’s as simple as that, he left you. Because if he cared enough, he would’ve never put himself in a position to lose you; so don’t get fooled by that ‘I’m lost’ or ‘I don’t know what I want’ bullshit - he doesn’t want you, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t hundreds of others that don’t. You deserve better, you deserve the same exact love that you want to give, and maybe even more. You have the rest of your life to fall in love, you don’t need him.

—  c.f. // “what I wish I knew a few months ago”
Night People

Prompt: “Can i request a smutty scenario with werewolf v in heat?”
Word Count: 5,160
Genre: Smut
Summary: Around this time of year, Taehyung always advises you to stay away from him, but there’s nothing you want more than to see what he’s like when he’s turned.
A/N: So this is a werewolf AU obviously, but I just wanted to mention that there are some “violent” parts when it gets smutty. Also I know it’s hella long and I’m sorry. Please go easy on my gentle soul.

Originally posted by jjks


3 Days

When it was around this time of year, Taehyung always said it was best to stay away from him. Though you had been friends for years, he never wanted you to see that side of him. He said he was too dangerous and that it was best for you to not see him when he wasn’t capable of controlling himself. You understood that he was trying to protect you, but a part of you had always been curious to see what he was like when he turned. You had seen all the movies and read billions of books, but you wanted to see what it was really like. Of course, you respected his decision and tried your best to silence the nagging voice in the back of your mind.

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Can you IMAGINE

If in Season 7 we get cursed!Killian who is like an adorable but sad man who wears jeans, plaid, and a wedding band who thinks his wife died in a boating accident. And he lives in a little log cabin in the woods but he works at a coffee shop in town and in the coffee shop he’s always, for as long as he can remember, had a little white kitty cat with soft green eyes that never. leaves him. alone. Like the thing is always on the countertops and perching on his shoulders and even though it’s a pesky little thing he doesn’t have it in his heart to throw it out because then it wouldn’t have a home and he’s so lonely and this cat seems to just adore him. So he lets it live there and when he’s feeling super sad about his dead wife and doesn’t want to go home he just stays at the coffee shop and lets the cat curl up on his chest while he tells it stories about his beautiful wife who had long blonde hair and the prettiest green eyes and the cat just purrs and purrs and purrs and nuzzles his face. And then when adult! Henry comes he immediately finds cursed!Hook and asks him where his wife is and doesn’t buy it for a second when Killian tells him she died. So they go on wild adventures to try to find her and they keep failing at it until finally they go back home after like a few weeks and they’re tired and hungry so Killian suggests stopping at the coffee shop (that Liam II has been running in their absence) and as soon as they open the door the cat jumps from the countertop into Killian’s arms and it purrs and it purrs and he nuzzles it and goes, “Oh, Swan. I missed you, my pesky little love.”

(And Henry damn near has a fucking heart attack.)