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The Fanon Adventures of Steve Rogers (and friends)

worgens  asked:

the legendary my babby frost dk got is a ring called seal of necrofantasia. is that a good one. please god let it be a good one. although truthfully it dosnt matter because im not going to be doing any serious endgame stuff on my DK

So if you want to pretend you’re a frostwyrm it’s pretty good. (Apparently if you spec into Breath of Sindragosa you get ridic good uptime)

The Vagabond skull does a pretty good job of silencing all but the loudest things Ryan says, an unintentional but useful side-effect. While frustrating at first, when he was still learning exactly how loud he needed to be to communicate, the incidental silence did wonders for his image.

As though a skull wearing mercenary wasn’t bad enough, there is something jarringly inhuman about the man who mostly forgoes speaking in favour of a grunt or a slow shake of his head.  Everyone knows not to cross the Vagabond, rumours of his work spreading far and wide, rampant intrigue surrounding the man who has become a nightmare. Cold, stoic, and loyal to none, the silent harbinger of death and devastation, a phantom. The Reaper.  

The reputation served Ryan well for years, the truth behind his image a carefully guarded secret, right up until the moment he joined the FAHC. Because the thing about crews is that they tend to want to be able to communicate at any time throughout a mission, which results in everyone wearing ear pieces and mics. A great idea in theory, except that over the years Ryan has kind of gotten used to trusting the mask to filter his comments. Has grown complacent, secure in the knowledge that any little remarks he makes to himself are far too quiet to be heard through the skull. But not, it turns out, too quiet be to picked up by the delicate little microphone.

The FAHC is one group that has never let an opportunity for all out mockery pass them by, and it turns out that all the reputation and intimidation in the world aren’t enough to counteract following up a violent murder with dorky little phrases like “uh oh” and “Yikes!”

I was reading @passivechara ‘s Alphatale theories and i got a lot of ideas…_(:‘3 」∠)_ sooo this is my take on the Cyan soul mage!

Following the soul colour = name theme, I named her Kyanon, a greek name / word meaning cyan. She was going to have a more blue colour scheme but it clashed horribly with her ribbons OTL so now we have a little red riding hood cyan soul mage -//slapped… Also long sleeves were supposed to be a thing but the pose was dumb and I also forgot about drawing them when I came back from my break. Let’s just pretend she pushed her sleeves up or something OTL-

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anonymous asked:

Ranking of most to least likely to like sex in public places, where it's easy to get caught? ;)

Most to Least likely who would like Public Sex/Touching:

Jun- Boy is horny af and kinky as shit let’s be real here. We all know that Jun is the group slut (in the best sort of ways)

Hoshi- Soonyoung likes to think he’s kinky and would try stuff and I can just see him being into that, the thrill of getting caught. He’d be all for it

Mingyu- Mingyu is a teenage boy literally chalk full of hormones I’m pretty postive he’d fuck anywhere anytime really

Dino- I have a running theory that Chan is a little sex beast that’s just waiting to bloom. That boy ain’t as innocent as he pretends to be istg. I bet he’d find this just straight up hot

Jeonghan- This kid is interesting because I can see him being both very vanilla but also very adventurous. I feel like he’d have to be in the mood, you know? He’d be very back and fourth. He’s either all about it or absolutely not having it. He’d either be initiating it or just super uncomfortable. 

Joshua- I know Joshua is a wonderful lil angel but that don’t mean you can’t be kinky let’s be honest here. I think this would be his dirty pleasure. Nothing too much, but doing little, dangerously sexy things would get him riled up real quick. 

Wonwoo- I don’t see Wonwoo as super kinky per se, but I think he’s a very willing person and will do anything once and enjoys doing things his partner wants to do. He just likes to have fun.

DK- Too be honest this just seems like something that would be out of Seokmin’s comfort zone. I think he’d be willing to try it- but nothing too drastic. It’d make him too nervous. 

The8- Minghao is a sweet little innocent cream puff. Rather than be unwilling, I just think he’d be incredibly unlikely to initiate anything like this and would just be very embarrassed and nervous the whole time anything was happening. 

Seungkwan- I think Seungkwan would be really quick to nix this idea completely. I just don’t see him as someone who’d be about that kind of thing. He’s a social butterfly and likes to interact with the whole group, so this might just feel out of place for him, having to be quiet, or escape unnoticed. 

Woozi- I just don’t see Jihoon being into this at all. I have no doubt he can be kinky af if he wants, but I feel like sex and anything of the sort is a very private afair to him. He wants that kind of stuff to be between the two of you and when you can take your time. He might like low risk situations, like messing around in his work room or something, but beyond that, he’s just not about it.

S.Coups- Seungchol would be having absolutely none of it. Like Jihoon I think he believes that sex is something very intimate and wants to keep it that way. He would not hesitate to grab your wrist if your hand was wandering and return it to your lap with a “we’ll talk about this later” kind of look, or just even no response. He wouldn’t be mad, he’d just want you to know that he doesn’t like that and would rather take his time ravishing you in your room, alone- and then would probably proceed to do that.

Vernon- I just really feel Hansol just wouldn’t be into it. He wouldn’t have objections to the general practice, but he just wouldn’t want to do it himself. I don’t see him as a very sexually charged person so I think it would just be plain unappealing to him. He likes to have alone time and that’s separate from public time and friend time. 

That’s what I think! Hope you like it :)


anonymous asked:

You didn't break my heart, no you're not that good. But you did leave a long slice that I'm trying to let scab and not pick. Because you hurt me, after everything. After all of your pretty words and long hugs, you hurt me. You couldn't have just told me? Given me that respect? I thought the one thing with us was that we needed to be open about this stuff. But here I am, bringing it up again, and you sigh ands go not yet, as if I'm the one making you wait.

Go on/off anon and pretend we’re the person you want to talk to and get everything off your chest

So, The New Crystal gems!

That sure was an episode! It existed. Events happened.

…good fucking lord I didn’t think I’d run into an episode I’d like less than Onion Friends. But you know, Onion friends was boring as FUCK but no one expected anything good because it was about onion! But this had three of the best characters in the show, and its wasted on a lame ass plot like arguing while washing cars?

This isn’t even getting into how stupidly the whole ‘let’s pretend’ to be them stuff was handled. I have a hard time understanding why someone as egotistical as Peridot would suggest imitating anyone.

And seriously, washing cars? Couldn’t have a monster? Or anything more exciting than car washes?

I know a lot of people are hung up on Lapis not giving a shit about drowning Connie, and that is amazingly shitty, but that was pretty easy to predict in all honesty.

Jesus fuck so much wasted potential.

Jaune Meeting Pyrrha’s Parents

Papa Nikos: Kid, mind telling me why the fuck you melted our daughter’s stuff?

Mama Nikos: Now we have literally nothing to bury.

Jaune: Yeah, but check out this hella sweet look. *Poses like a baller*

Papa Nikos: Oh shit, son, that does look hella sweet.

Mama Nikos: Yeah man, it’s probably what Pyrrha would have wanted. Anything to get dat arc.

Hump day smut post!

Hey guys! So I’ve decided to start posting my favorite smut of the week every Wednesday because it’s hump day and I am the Smut Queen (Confirmed by bovaria) / Smut Peddler (Confirmed by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog). 

Here we go.

The Truth Is by deans-colette

The Professor’s Assistant by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (From a series, read the rest first!)

Let’s Pretend Part 7 by bovaria (From a series, read the rest first!)

Message Received by ilostmyshoe-79 (As a sidenote, I read pretty much every single Dean fic of hers this week and it is all fantastic but I’m not gonna post like 20 fics from one blog even if they all do deserve it… maybe next week I’ll post another old one of hers if she doesn’t have anything new because if you haven’t read her stuff, you should.)

Going to California by abaddonwithyall (How does just dry humping get me all hot and bothered?)

Nightcap by sammit-janet

Missed Me? by theinsandoutsofcastiel

Magic Panties by doctor-director-professor (shoutout to her drunk blogging experience a few nights ago- it was enjoyable)

Dean, scrubs, backseat by winchestersandwordprocessors

Pest Control by rizlowwritessortof aka rizlow1

Yeah, it was a pretty good week for Dean smut. (Sam or Castiel smut welcome I just don’t read a lot of it and I didn’t see anything this week that really flipped my switches)

((These are in no particular order. This is not a ranking, it’s a rec list/ shoutout))

Boys, just do it!—-Tell her you think shes cool. Tell her why you think shes so cool. Smell her hair. Talk to her in movie theatres. Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river; shell scream and fight you but secretly, shell love it. Hold her hand and skip. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her. Tell her she looks pretty. Let her pay for stuff if she wants to. Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl I know. Sit in the park and talk to her. Take her to the library, and playgrounds, and train stations. Tell her dirty jokes. Tell her stupid jokes. Write poems about her. Just walk around with her. Throw pebbles at her window at night. When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. Take her to shows of bands shes never heard of. Hold her hand in the mosh pit. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Call her. Call her back if she calls you. Sing to her, no matter how bad you are. Carve your names into a tree. Get her mad, then kiss her. Give her piggy-back rides. Go see her band play even if they really suck, and tell her they were great. Give her space if she needs it. Push her on swings. Stay up with her all night when shes sick. Make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones. Teach her guitar. Lend her your cds. Write on her. Make her mixtapes. Write her letters. If she asks you to go to a show with her, go, even if it means a 5 hour train trip. Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones. Listen to all the bands she mentions. Dont tell her that her favorite bands suck. When shes sad, hang out with her or stay on the phone with her, even if shes not saying anything. Buy her ice cream. Let her take all the photos of you she wants. Look into her eyes. Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. Kiss her in the rain.When you fall in love with her, tell her. <3

when i was a dm i would let my players get away with pretty much anything as long as it was creative and in character. like i would have them roll the d20 for whatever relevant skill, and pretend i was comparing it to an arbitrary difficulty class, but if it was a creative or interesting way to solve their current problem and they didn’t roll a comically low number i just about always let them succeed bc that stuff is so fun and i want them to do more of it


Ok just for shits and giggles. Let’s pretend this presidential election is… I don’t know….A Job Interview for an upper management position.
Job candidate Number one comes in. He shakes your hand and makes eye contact. He has a pretty impressive resume. Yes he has experienced some failures and adversity but he owns it and has far more experience as a money maker job creator. Looks like he just digs in and gets stuff done. Personality wise yea he’s a bit of an asshole at times but that’s what you need to get shit done. Nobody wants a pushover running things. They want somebody tough. Work history? Looks like he’s been at the same job for 30 plus years. Desired salary, he’s waiving that. That shows where his heart is.
Job candidate number two comes in for an interview. She has a lengthy resume of different jobs held. Strikes me as somebody that wants to work at certain jobs but doesn’t actually want to “work” at them. No verifiable references listed, She wants us to take her word that she did a good job. From the looks of her work experience She seems like a ship jumper. Always splitting for that next better job. Personality wise: Very disingenuous. I think she seems like somebody that will probably be an ass kisser while backdoor-ing parts. Or have a slip & fall for a workmans comp claim. Desired salary: As much as she can get over and under the table. Looks like we need to call candidate number one in for a 2nd interview #Trump2016 (at Fitzhugh Baptist Church)

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Exo Reaction to Their Mother Embarrassing Them in Front of the Other Members


Baekhyun got shy, laying his head against the back of the couch as his mom went on and on about a story from when he was six. Why did this have to happen in front of all of them? Why the ones who would never let him live it down? When the other members started laughing, he stuck out his tongue at them and playfully pushed at Chen, just giving in and laughing too. He didn’t get butthurt about this kind of stuff and just resolved to laugh with them, it was pretty funny, when he looked at the situation and pretended it hadn’t happened to him. 


Chanyeol quickly got irritated. He loved his mom, but he wished she wouldn’t do this, especially not in front of the other guys. He sunk into the couch, crossing his arms and pouting while they all roared with laughter. Rolling his eyes, he pushed at Sehun, who was laughing the hardest and close to falling on the floor at this point. He was getting tired of the laughing and was ready to move on. 


Jongdae took it all in good spirits. It was just some harmless teasing and his mom hadn’t really meant to bring up what she did, it had just kind of slipped out. He shrugged while the others laughed, smiling to himself. To be fair, he had done the exact thing his mother had mentioned, so there was no use pretending like he had not. 


He immediately got shy under their scrutiny. He looked up at his mom with pleading eyes, almost trying to ask her why without saying anything. The guys didn’t need to know something like that, it was something that happened years ago. He resolved to holding his face in his hands, beyond mortified and just hoped the situation would disappear. 


He hadn’t quite heard what she said, being distracted by Chen and his antics. Kyungsoo thought they were all laughing at his mother and immediately gave them all glares that could steal their soul if they made eye contact with him for a long enough period of time. However, when he heard his mother laughing as well as she repeated a small detail of his story, it occurred to him that they were laughing making fun of him. He didn’t cease his attempts to get them to stop with cold looks, continuing to intimidate them into shutting the fuck up. 


He giggled to himself at the story, cheeks turning red and trying to hide his face with sweater-paws. He knew this was embarrassing, but he didn’t mind his mom telling, he just couldn’t look anyone in the eye while she did. He laughed with the others, but quietly as he hid his face. Once they stopped, he settled down, chasing away the blush before facing them again. 


He immediately got moody as soon as his mother started telling the story. He only had to hear the first sentence to know what she was going to tell, but he wasn’t going to try and stop her; he wasn’t someone to be rude to his mother. But, he didn’t have to be happy about it. He sunk down on the couch, crossing his arms and pouting as she told the story, trying to block out the laughs. When Baekhyun lightly pushed at his shoulder and told him to lighten up, he let a small smile crack through, enjoying the affectionate attention. 


Suho was a mix of ‘why???’ and acceptance. He knew as soon as his mother started recounting the first time he had ever tried to confess to someone things were going to get embarrassing for him. While the others howled with laughter, he just sighed, shaking his head. This was normal, they’d shut up in about ten minutes. They might bring it up on holidays. This was fine. He could deal with this. 


This certainly wasn’t the first time anyone had ever told an embarrassing story about him and it definitely wasn’t going to be the last. The truth of the matter was that he loved his mom and didn’t care which stories she told, he just wanted her to feel included and involved in his life. While the others were laughing and losing their shit, he just shrugged, uncaring about their reaction or the threat of embarrassment. 

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