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Creeps at the Club | Kraglin/Reader

“there’s a real creep at the club trying to hit me up right now and you look pretty fit so pls pretend to be my date so he can leave" w/ kraglin and it ends with kraglin taking the reader home?

(this got kind of long so if you guys want kraglin smut in a part 2 let me know and i will absolutely do it)

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so i’ve seen a few posts about the foxes getting a team snapchat and i just. adore the idea so i came up with this (with the help of @minyarrd03) bear with me.

  • so one day kevin sets up this snapchat account for the foxes and it’s supposed to be professional and clips from interviews and behind the scenes and all
  • but then my boy nicky finds out the password
  • (it may or may not be jeremy’s birthday)
  • and kevin’s rant about how the foxes ‘better not ruin everything he’s been working his whole life for’? out the window. you better believe my son nicky is gonna shitpost this account into hell
  • so like the first thing he posts is a black screen with as the caption ‘does anyone want a dick pic?’
  • the next picture is kevin
  • kevin is never the same again
  • but that’s not the point. eventually all the foxes know what the password is and they all use it (except renee bless her soul) to spite kevin even more until kevin just gives up on the idea and lets them do whatever they want like usual
  • and so since the fun in spiting kevin is gone, only allison and nicky regularly use it. sometimes dan to post Real Important Stuff but that’s pretty much it
  • but anyways one day they have this really important game against this really important team and neil gets injured. and it’s not pretty.
  • and neil, because he’s neil, pretends it’s nothing and goes to get up but? his ankle obviously didn’t get the memo bc it won’t stand straight
  • so when neil is called off andrew Does Not Care about the game (more than usual anyway) and jogs up to him to help him up, an arm around his shoulders and the other out to ward off anyone who tries to get close
  • and they go to the boy’s changing room where abby’s already waiting and andrew helps neil sit down on the bench
  • and since neil does his best to hide it but is still in Very Obvious Pain, andrew lets him lay his head on his shoulder and takes his hand, noting the furrow of his brow and the way he digs his nails into andrew’s hand when abby gets his shoe off to take a look at his ankle
  • and sadly he’s too busy warning abby not to hurt neil to notice that nicky just rounded the corner and is filming the w h o l e scene
  • he posts it the same night on the team’s snapchat
  • nicky knows the exact moment andrew’s seen it, because neil sends him a short text with just ‘he’s after you’ as a warning
  • the next post on the team’s snapchat is a blurry pic with ‘IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE’ as the caption
  • the next one is a video of nicky just shrieking while running away
  • the last one is another video, but this time it’s all black. all you hear is laboured breathing and then nicky stage-whispering ‘im hiding in the closet… never thought i’d come back in here… if i die please-’ and the video ends on a scream as the closet door jerks open

I did a pretty crappy job actually pulling this video but ever since I had to factory reset my computer, I haven’t had video editing software (*cries over Windows Movie Maker*) and couldn’t clip off the ends. Let’s just pretend that the part where the youtube stuff pops up is just so you know what the video’s called and where in the video it is!

Anyway, I would have never gone through this if I didn’t think this specific part of this video was worth sharing. The comedic timing is beautiful, and Robin’s playful sense of humor is lovely as always.

Hope it’s ok to post this. I feel bad checking the box saying it’s my original work >_>

I love Robin’s play through of Rick and Morty VR!

Boys, just do it!—-Tell her you think shes cool. Tell her why you think shes so cool. Smell her hair. Talk to her in movie theatres. Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river; shell scream and fight you but secretly, shell love it. Hold her hand and skip. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her. Tell her she looks pretty. Let her pay for stuff if she wants to. Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl I know. Sit in the park and talk to her. Take her to the library, and playgrounds, and train stations. Tell her dirty jokes. Tell her stupid jokes. Write poems about her. Just walk around with her. Throw pebbles at her window at night. When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. Take her to shows of bands shes never heard of. Hold her hand in the mosh pit. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Call her. Call her back if she calls you. Sing to her, no matter how bad you are. Carve your names into a tree. Get her mad, then kiss her. Give her piggy-back rides. Go see her band play even if they really suck, and tell her they were great. Give her space if she needs it. Push her on swings. Stay up with her all night when shes sick. Make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones. Teach her guitar. Lend her your cds. Write on her. Make her mixtapes. Write her letters. If she asks you to go to a show with her, go, even if it means a 5 hour train trip. Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones. Listen to all the bands she mentions. Dont tell her that her favorite bands suck. When shes sad, hang out with her or stay on the phone with her, even if shes not saying anything. Buy her ice cream. Let her take all the photos of you she wants. Look into her eyes. Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. Kiss her in the rain.When you fall in love with her, tell her.
—  Unknown
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She is Mine (Part 3) - Carl Grimes & Negan Imagine

Part 1

Part 2

requests: when you get the chance could you maybe write a Carl imagine taking place back at negans sanctuary and one of negans wife catches his eye (she’s around the same age as Carl) and negan is yelling at her about something and Carl gets pissed and glares at him and yeah you can think of an ending? sorry. Thank you

yeah! great. keep it going

Can you please do a 3 part of “ she is mine ” thank you

pairings: carl x reader, friendly negan x reader

a/n: please give me some ideas if you want me to continue this! ya girl needs some help lol

word count: 1,061

tagged users: @deeindarkwonderland @namelesslosers @raveneyedfreak 

“He let me go,” you told the boy. He told you his name was Carl, and that his father was the leader of the group who lived in Alexandria. “He told me that I didn’t have to be married to him anymore. Although, it was all just pretending anyway. There was no official ceremony or anything like that. I just did it so I would be safe.” 

Carl nodded and looked away from you. “That’s good. You know, I was really grossed out when I saw he was with someone my age. I’ve seen some bad stuff, but that’s pretty high on the list of things that have disturbed me.” 

You smiled at him in agreement. “Yeah. To be fair, though, he didn’t force me to stay with him. I was terrified of what would happen if I tried to leave, but I don’t think he would have hurt me or forced me to do anything I wasn’t comfortable with.” 

“Other than wear high heels, right?” 

You laughed for what felt like the first time in ages. Sure, you had faked a smile or two just to get Negan to leave you alone, but Carl actually made you feel happy. 

“(Y/N)!” Negan’s booming voice snapped you out of your trance. You and Carl both turned your heads towards the man who was quickly marching down the paved road. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” 

“I asked you what you wanted me to do, and you didn’t give me a job,” you replied. You tried your hardest to sound calm, but your heart rate was rapidly increasing, for Negan seemed angrier than ever. 

“That doesn’t answer my question.” 

You sighed and rolled your eyes. “I found company. I’m socializing. Making friends.” 

“Yeah, well we don’t have time for you to be making friends. Save that for when we get back to the Sanctuary.” Negan grabbed your upper arm and pulled you away from Carl. “It’s time to go.” 

Negan glared at Carl, and he seemed furious. “Keep to yourself, kid. I already let you off the hook once. We don’t need another meeting like last time. Right?” 

Carl nodded, his eyes avoiding contact with yours. You turned to him one last time and smiled. He returned the gesture, and you knew you would find a way to see him again soon. 

“I don’t want you around that kid. He’s a fuckin’ mess.” Negan continued to ramble on and on about how terrible Carl was, but you couldn’t care less. Anyone who earned Negan’s disapproval was alright in your book. 

“What happened last time?”

Negan raised his eyebrow at you, letting go of your arm to set you in the passenger’s seat of his truck. “What last time?” 

“You know,” you started, but paused until he walked around the front of the truck and climbed in the driver’s side. “You told him you didn’t need another meeting like last time. What happened last time?” 

Negan started the car and began to back out of Alexandria. The rest of his Saviors followed behind the truck in their massive carriages. 

“Negan, what happened?” 

“He broke into the Sanctuary to try to kill me, but he fuckin’ failed. That’s what happened. The kid went on a god damn suicide mission and expected to take me down in the process.” 

“I know you’re not telling me the whole story. Why can’t you just tell me what happened?” You were getting more and more worked up as he continued to leave you unsatisfied with vague responses. You weren’t going to let him off trial until you knew what you wanted to know. 

“We busted balls! I made him cry a little. It wasn’t a big deal.” Negan scoffed and turned his head so he was facing the road ahead of him. 

“If it wasn’t a big deal, then why didn’t you just tell me that in the first place?” The thought of Negan upsetting Carl to the point where he cried made you want to punch him in the face, but you knew that would get you nowhere. 

“Because, darling, I’d hate to ruin my dazzling reputation.” 

You huffed and crossed your arms, turning your shoulders away from him. “Why did you make me leave him back there?” 

“Jesus Christ! Who told you today was the day to interview me? I don’t have the energy to answer all these damn questions!” 

“Negan, for the love of god, please just give me one good reason why you took me away from him in the middle of our damn conversation.” Your breathing was more controlled than it was before, but you were nowhere near calm. 

“I can’t have you socializing with the enemy, (Y/N). I gotta have you on my side.” Negan seemed sincere when he told you this, but his facial expression instantly changed once he realized what he had said. 

“Why wouldn’t I be on your side? You’ve treated me so well. I have no reason to go against you.” 

Negan shut his eyes and brought a hand up to his temple. “I… I’ve done things I’m not proud of, and I don’t want you to look at me any differently. I know I let you go, but you’re still mine. You’re still a Savior, and I care about you. I want you to feel the same way about me, and I’m afraid Carl will try to change that.” 

You knew Negan was capable of doing brutal things. Hell, you had seen them happen with your own eyes. He had split up marriages, assaulted people until they lost consciousness, and probably more that you weren’t aware of. You always had an idea of who Negan was, and that he wasn’t a saint. 

He was opening up to you, though. You felt compelled to the same. Maybe it was stupid and in the heat of the moment, but you told him how you were feeling. 

“I miss being around people my age. I haven’t met anyone like Carl in a long time, and I know you don’t really care-” 

“I do,” he interrupted. “I do care. Continue.” 

“I’d like to get to know him. You know, I think we’ll have a lot in common, considering we both grew up the same way.” 

Negan scratched his chin, something you noticed he did when he was thinking. 

“We’ll see.”

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theblazeofmemory  asked:

Also 8: "Let's just pretend. Just for tonight." Enjoltaire ily ❤

Okay so this is part of this Fantasy From Enemies to Lovers fic idea in which Grantaire is the crown prince of a kingdom stolen to Enjolras’ royal family. They now working together to get Enjolras on the throne, but confusing feelings are getting in the way

Also this got way out of hand and ended up being 900 words long

The festivities were going full swing, but Grantaire’s heart was not in it. He felt out of place, like an intruder, watching the revellers making merry, dancing and singing, like one would look at a picture, standing outside of the frame. He could not join them, not when his father was the one bleeding them dry with taxes. Or bleeding them dry in a much more literal sense.

How could he celebrate the harvest, when he was standing on a blood-soaked soil? Fruits didn’t taste the same, now that he knew. Grantaire could feel the tinge of iron everytime he ate one, and had to swallow the guilt with every bite.

Leaning against a fence, Grantaire watched the flames of the bonfire tickling the stars. They were supposed to ward off wicked spirits that would ruin the next crops, Bossuet had told Grantaire when he had asked. They didn’t build bonfires for the harvest, back at the palace. You can’t ward off the wicked spirits when they’re already inside, Grantaire had thought bitterly.

The sounds of music and laughter were deafening. Longing for some peace of mind, Grantaire retreated towards the woods, hoping that the trees would muffle the noise. Enjolras was there, right on the edge of the forest, sitting on a stump. He stood up awkwardly as Grantaire approached, and Grantaire held his steps.

“I didn’t mean to disturb you,” he said, trying to keep his voice neutral.

“You didn’t. I just needed to be somewhere… calmer. The smoke went to my head.”

Grantaire nodded in acknowledgement. If Enjolras had noticed Grantaire had spent the whole day avoiding him, he didn’t show any sign of it. Nothing in his voice suggested he remembered the kiss they had exchanged either. Grantaire didn’t know if he should have felt relieved or sad about it.

“I don’t want to scare you off, but that will be one of your duties when you’re king,” Grantaire teased, a crooked smile on his lips. “Presiding balls. Standing in a noisy throne room. Pretending you’re having a good time.”

“It take it that wasn’t your favourite part of being crown prince.”

“No, screw that. That’s why I’m leaving you the throne, I couldn’t stand it more than a year!”

Enjolras laughed softly at that and leant against a trunk. It was rare, seeing him laugh. Grantaire supposed being the only living heir of a royal line did that to a person. Perhaps, if Enjolras’ father was still on the throne, he and Grantaire could have grown together. Enjolras, the golden crown prince, and Grantaire, a child of the aristocracy. He wondered how different that Enjolras would have been from the one he was looking at now.

“Perhaps you shouldn’t stay here too long,” Grantaire advised. “These are your people. You should celebrate the harvest with them. Make a speech or something. People love it when their monarch has a flair for the dramatic.”

“I’m good here for now,” Enjolras answered, closing his eyes.

Knowing he couldn’t be seen, Grantaire took a couple more steps towards Enjolras, looking at his features. If it was rare to see Enjolras laugh, it was even rarer to see him so exposed, defenseless.

“That’s funny,” Grantaire said.

“What is?”

“That you’re letting me this close. If Courfeyrac knew you were alone with the rotten usurper, he’d probably shit himself.”

“You’re not going to kill me,” Enjolras asserted. “You would have done it fifty times over by now.”

“Does that mean you trust me?”

“Something like that.”

Grantaire was a couple of feet away now. Enjolras didn’t say anything, watching him approach with his arms crossed against his chest. If he wanted Grantaire to step back, he would have said so by now. There was a fleeting moment of silent between them.

“What are you thinking about?” Enjolras finally asked.

Grantaire’s chest tightened.

“About how different it could have been.”

Enjolras didn’t say anything, but Grantaire could feel the air getting thicker. Yet, he did not move. His eyes kept looking into Grantaire’s. Tentatively, as though he was afraid of being burnt, the other put a hand on Enjolras’ shoulder. The muscles under Grantaire’s fingers were tense, but there was no attempt to push him away. Slowly, Grantaire followed the curve of Enjolras’ elbow to find his hand.

“How different?” Enjolras asked, pushing him to elaborate.

“The court, the palace, the kingdom… everything. You. Me. I would have been part of the court. Perhaps we could have been friends.”

The word sounded off in his mouth. Were they even friends now? Enjolras was so close that Grantaire could feel his breath against his lips. As close as they had been last night, when Enjolras had kissed him. Grantaire’s gaze went from his eyes to his lips. For a second, Enjolras dipped closer, his breath getting warmer against Grantaire.

Enjolras pushed him away.

“It doesn’t change anything,” he said, his voice as cold as his cheeks were hot.

“Let’s just pretend. Just for tonight!” Grantaire tried desperately.

“I can’t!” Enjolras snapped back, before storming off towards the bonfires, his hair set ablaze by the light of the flames.


The Fanon Adventures of Steve Rogers (and friends)

anonymous asked:

can we not pretend amethyst has absolutely put steven in danger by being reckless and impulsive tho? throwing steven across a gap with a HUGE drop onto unstable floating rocks, then steven actually falling off as a result of horsing around (from Opal), letting steven almost drown (from Chille Tid), pretty much all the stuff from Steven vs Amethyst???? look i know amethyst is nowhere nearly as bad as pearl but if we're giving points for NOT endangering steven amethyst isnt a winner either

i’m not saying she hasn’t??? technically so has every single gem just by the nature of the show if you take it that way… i think the gems assume he can handle it because of training and we’ve had several episodes where Steven has had a chance to prove that he can handle himself but it’s a pretty big roadblock

however, all of the times we’ve called our Pearl it’s because it’s been completely intentional on her part– looking at Steven with malice as she’s waiting for him to fall, rebuilding a communication hub she KNOWS could destroy the earth so she can manipulate Garnet (putting both Steven and THE WORLD in danger), kidnapping (something we’ve called out all the gems for), and trying to RIP OUT A GEM AND KILL A BABY that’s something she was PLANNING to do like??? has Amethyst ever tried to do that?? Pearl knows what it does and i can almost guarantee that Amethyst (someone with not a lot of knowledge on gem stuff either) doesn’t

i dont think that mission endangerment is the same or even comparable here especially because Pearl sets out for these bad things to happen (hell Pearl was there in p much all those things you mentioned) whereas the other stuff is usually accidental

The Charade; Part Seven

Summary: Two journalists strike a bargain with Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles to get the article they need, and end up getting more than they bargained for.
Pairings: Misha x OFC, Jensen x OFC
Word Count: 1791
Warnings: None?
A/N: Ash’s and my new collab! @d-s-winchester​​


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toby-123-blog  asked:

Headcannon for 707 asa single daddds

I hope this is ok and what you were looking for because it’s my first headcanon! Here goes:

707 as a single dad

✬ His child probably has the most unhealthy meals
✬ Seven would try and feed him proper stuff but how can he deny his child Honey Buddha Chips when he binges on them?
✬ Seven’s the kind of dad who would put his child in crocs with socks
✬ And then spend the day pointing at them and going, “What are thoooose?”
✬ They’re probably late for school every day because Seven forgets to wake them up
✬ Their friends would think they had the coolest dad ever
✬ Uncle Yoosung would come over a lot and play video games with Seven and his child
✬ The child would probably prefer Yoosung because he doesn’t pull stupid pranks on them
✬ Seven would actually be pretty upset about that but pretends it’s funny
✬ Hacks into the school system to leave messages for his child on their computer
✬ Or just to spy on them through the security cameras
✬ When he picks his child up you can bet he’s taking the fanciest car
✬ Just to show off
✬ Would buy his child a cat but they wouldn’t let their dad near it
✬ “No dad, we’re not making it the next longcat, that is abuse!”
✬ You can bet Seven’s going to try and teach them to hack
✬ Only the simple stuff- he doesn’t want them getting caught
✬ He’d try lots of father-child bonding activities
✬ But they get kicked off because of their ridiculous shenanigans
✬ Parents evenings are the worst
✬ He’ll never ask how his child is doing because he already knows from hacking the system
✬ Instead, he’ll ask ridiculous questions
✬ “I’m a bit concerned over whether they choose grapes or apples at break.”
✬ “Sir, I don’t think that’s really important.”
✬ “They know how I feel about them eating grapes. Please say they chose the apples!”
✬ “Sir, please can we get back to your child’s education.”
✬ Probably gets kicked out the school
✬ His child is so embarrassed but also kind of glad that their father is an idiot
✬ Seven honestly just wants his child to feel loved and appreciated because he cares so much for them
✬ He doesn’t want them to suffer because they only have a dad
✬ So much love

we’ve passed the end (so we chase forever)

“Hey, Iwa-chan, what do you think of living forever?

“What, like if you don’t find your soulmate?”

“Well, how else can we live forever?”

On choosing to live forever.

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“Hey, Iwa-chan, what do you think of living forever?”

This is when Tooru chooses to ask such a question—the start of high school, the two of them donned in Aoba Johsai’s blue and white and getting ready for their first practice, and as Hajime’s copying the knot on his right shoe to his left. In turn, he doesn’t look away from the task.

“What, like if you don’t find your soulmate?”

“Well, how else can we live forever?”

We, huh. Hajime wonders if Tooru thinks of forever in the context of them, and chides himself for such pointless observations. Because he might’ve been observing this best friend of his since forever (and the other boy, the same), but it doesn’t make him immune to the dangerous waters of wishful thinking.

“Humans are crazy shits,” Hajime says. He secures the shoelaces with a final twist, goes to stand with some sort of conviction, and starts his warm-up. A light kick with the toe of his shoe prods Tooru out of his crouch from where he’s been staring intently at Hajime, urging him to do the same, and Hajime just trudges past the exclaimed how rude! “We’ll figure something out.”

“Hmm.” Arms raised high and skyward, Tooru gives a pleased sound at the stretch. Hajime tears his gaze away from the line of skin exposed by the lifted shirt. “We haven’t come up with the one-hundred percent scientific explanation for soulmates.”

“Well,” Hajime says, “it’s soulmate, after all. Something unquantifiable. Why’re you asking this now, anyway?”

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darling you deserve the stars

Okay so here’s my jily youtube au I’ve been working on. If I fail my Chemistry gcse we can all blame this.

The first time she meets James Potter, she’s having a bad morning. She drags her suitcase behind her, a bag filled with a ridiculous amount of camera kit weighing down her shoulder and colliding painfully with her hip bone at every other step; the key the girl on reception had given her is clasped in her teeth as she juggles her laptop case and the leather jacket that had been necessary in the unpleasant drizzle she’d left behind in England but not the Californian sun.

Mary likes to say that Lily is an over packer, Lily likes pointing out that at least she has never managed to forget all her jumpers on a trip to Scotland like someone-who-wouldn’t-be-named did. “For fucks sake, Lil, that was one time!” “You also forgot the sun cream when we went to Spain.” “Shut up, McKinnon.”

To make matters worse, she can hear her phone ringing from inside her handbag that was swung over her other shoulder. “Shit,” She mutters, looking around frantically for somewhere to dump her stuff, accidently dropping her key. “Oh fuck.” Her phone’s still ringing, Nicki Minaj’s ‘superbass’ blaring out of its speaker. She’s about to give up and ignore her phone, not seeing any possibility of her managing to retrieve it in time without damaging her laptop or camera bag when suddenly out of nowhere comes a young man, a mess of long limbs and black hair, a pair of ray bans fixed hazardously over his eyes and a crooked grin that might have made her heart flutter a little.

Before she has time to think, he’s rescued her stuff from her arms and nods at her handbag. “Your phone’s ringing.” She scrambles into action, searching through the empty sweet wrappers and headphones until her hand made contact with the phone. Pulling it out, her thumb swipes across screen and she presses it to her ear. “Hey, Marlene.” She holds a finger up to the man, mouthing “One minute,” at him. He keeps on grinning. Her heart keeps on fluttering.

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anonymous asked:

What would the 2P Allies and 2P Axis do if they were hanging out with their crush for the day and discover that the crush has a pretty big and fresh hickey on their neck that's not from the 2p?

Acts friendly and teasing and stuff, but are actually beyond pissed and the moment they know who it is, that person is going to be the 2ps new wallpaper: 2p America, 2p Italy, 2p Romano, 2p Germany

A bit shattered, but not about to let you go, they pretend not to notice it or at least not care, but they are going to stalk the shit out of you to find out who it is and then that person is gone without a trace: 2p Canada, 2p France, 2p Japan, 2p England

V E R Y shattered and would drop the moment they saw the hickey, may take the opportunity to confess and beg you drop whoever you were with for them. High probability of you getting kidnapped: 2p China, 2p Prussia

O: 2p Russia


ORAS may be trying to spread the lie that Maxie is intelligent but we all need to remember that in Emerald he tried to throw rocket fuel into a volcano and make it erupt. (pretty much everything he did was stupid)

story by Edarae

and a huge thanks to Rune-nini for writing almost all of the text and generally fixing my English in everything I post ;w; <3

What Dating Shownu Would Be Like

Happy extremely belated birthday to the lovely @thewhoshirt !! I hope you and everyone else who reads this enjoys this! I’m finally back from my very long, unannounced hiatus! Requests are always open, so please feel free to drop by our inbox and request something! I have started working on requests, so expect this blog to be a l o t more active from now on (this time it’s for real lmao).

-Admin Jojo

Originally posted by maleidolnet

  • He would be so shy at first
  • He strikes me as the type to like someone so much he doesn’t even know what to do with himself
  • Get ready for a lot of shy glances from him
  • And him either looking away or pretending to look elsewhere whenever you catch him
  • But rip because the goofy, sheepish smile that starts to tug at his lips always gives him away
  • This boy would honestly be such a smiling and laughing mess with you
  • Whether it be initiating some skinship with you
  • Or just seeing you this boy  just can’t stop himself from going :DDDDDD !!!!
  • Always cooking your favorite meals
  • Constantly checking up on you to see if you’re doing okay
  • Whenever he’s away for a long time he tends to make videos or take pictures of himself to update you on what’s going on
  • Sometimes he tries to take cute pictures for you with the most cheesiest captions that just end turning really dorky and awkward
  • But it’s okay because he’s cute and you love when he’s like that and tries for you
  • Back massages when you’ve had a long day at work
  • Lots of cuddling!!! ft playing with your hair as he hears you talk about your day
  • He’ll probably never admit to it out loud, but having you close to him and listening to your voice is his favorite thing in the world
  • It’s what makes him realize that despite all the bad he could go through, you were worth it all
  • Let’s you take videos and pictures of him
  • Lowkey loves when you tease him
  • Intense eye contact when talking to you at times
  • “You’re giving me that look again’’
  • “What look?’’
  • “You know.. t h a t look”
  • “Oh, sorry, it’s just… I love you so much I can’t help it :D”
  • Gross Hyunwoo go away
  • Expect lots of dancing
  • Whether it be him trying to impress you
  • Wanting an opinion on a choreography
  • Or just wanting to dance with you as a way to not only have fun, but be close with you
  • Dancing is heavily involved in this relationship
  • Lowkey clingy
  • Especially if he hadn’t seen you in a long time
  • Likes when you sit on his lap
  • Tends to step out of his comfort zone for you
  • Sings you to sleep
  • He’s the type to brush your hair to the side and slowly lean in for a kiss
  • Lots of back hugs!
  • It’s one of his favorite ways to show his affection for you
  • Improptu date nights to the city
  • Okay but hold on can we just take a moment to seriously discuss how cheesy this boy would be?
  • He would tell you to put on a really fancy outfit for your date
  • Only to end up going to some arcade 
  • Or maybe play some Walmart Bingo
  • Most likely something really dumb, but fun
  • Bet you it’ll be something he either stumbled upon on the internet or he listened to Minhyuk’s advice because he thought it was a pretty good idea
  • he’s just an overall dork, honestly
  • And constantly looks for ways to make sure you have fun 
  • He always gives you the best gifts!!
  • You don’t know how it’s possible
  • Or how he even does it, but he gives you the best gifts
  • Pays really close attention to your habits and mannerisms
  • Highkey finds them adorable, tbh
  • He’s always able to sense when you’ve had a bad day???
  • How???
  • This pretty much results in him spoiling you
  • If you let him, he would practically make you have a garden by how many flowers he gives you
  • He gives you lots of stuff animals, too, so you can pretend it’s him when he has to leave
  • He’s just really in love with you okay

anonymous asked:

Honestly, no I didn't have a problem with any of that in the Bill Nye show. They have no obligation to air both sides of an argument, it let them focus on one perspective which I prefer, instead of forcing them to pretend to be unbiased. The only criticism that I think sticks it not liking the comedy. Which is pretty subjective. It's an overreaction on the same tier as the Dear White People trailer, which was almost of Netflix come to think of it lol.

Right.  So you’re only so fine with it so long as Nye keeps saying things you agree with.

As we all know, science is all about simply stating stuff, not backing it up in the slightest and not keeping your biases in check.

The Signs as People I Know

ARIES: is one of the chilliest people I know, but is also the angriest. Always internally screaming. A walking meme. The absolute best drum player. Is an amazing friend. Really funny when tired. Loves really hard.

TAURUS: Stubborn to a fault. The best at 2 am talks. Very small, the cutest thing. Really nice hair. Has nice style. A fantastic friend. Will argue even when wrong. Always slightly angry about something. Extremely lovable. The best laugh. Hates the word “nerd.”

GEMINI: gets angry really fast. Stresses over tiny things, realizes it doesn’t matter ten minutes into angry ranting. Hides feelings really easily. Is the epitome of “some days I like 50s music, some days I like extreme screamo.” Is the best at helping people deal with issues. Probably the nicest person, but only when they want to be.

CANCER: Cries a lot. Doesn’t think about other people as much as she should. Really pretty but doesn’t know it. Extremely weird in the best way. One of the most loyal. Has a gorgeous voice.

LEO: A little lazy. Really pretty hair. Very funny. Doesn’t know how to stand up for themselves. Trusts hard and falls fast. believes in voodoo and spirits. the most amazing actor.

VIRGO: The most adorable person I’ve ever met. Is funny no matter what he says. Takes advantage of people. Loved by everyone he meets. One of the best looking boys I’ve met. Rude at times. Doesn’t have a filter usually. Doesn’t know when to let people go.

LIBRA: The person I look for advice from. The prettiest woman, even when she aged. Worried what others thought. Had the best clothes, even when she was at home, and loved me more than I ever knew. The nicest and most giving person. Vain to a fault. Had the best hugs, which is what I miss most. I could write novels about her.

SCORPIO: Complains too much. Beautiful but very insecure. Loud when excited. Super cute. Has my dream closet. Great to road trip with. An amazing storyteller. Always orders the best food, even when it’s a stab in the dark. Every hair color works for her.

SAGITTARIUS: Loves my laugh; I love his laugh. Has the cutest tummy and the most amazing hair. Has the same taste in music and style as I do. Insensitive at times. Has the best jokes, and laughs at mine even when they’re not funny. The best secret keeper. Loves to drive. A bit of a show off. Has the craziest ideas, and is so much smarter than he lets on. Does dumb stuff for laughs. Talented beyond comprehension. Has the prettiest brown eyes.

CAPRICORN: Nice at times. The most naturally pretty person I’ve known in my age group. Hates me but pretends to be my friend. Style resembles Taylor Swift. Has the prettiest smile.

AQUARIUS: My platonic soulmate. Mean without knowing it. Absolutely beautiful and brilliant. My best friend. The ultimate friend to nap with. Love her unconditionally. Has the most amazing music taste. The best mind. Human rights warrior. Stands for what she believes in, especially if she’s standing alone.

PISCES: The nicest and purest person I’ve ever met. Doesn’t fear germs. Has the rosiest outlook on life. Lies a little to protect people’s feelings. Wouldn’t hurt a fly. Spends too much.


After the boys blew out the candles, Madeline thought the event deserved more dressy attire and sped off to her room to change.

When she came back, full of confidence in her new dress, she accidentally let some hot gossip spill…

“Anna! I may or may not have a secret about Dyyyylaaaaan.”

“What? What is it?”

“My brother thinks you’re really funny, and nice, and pretty, and smart and all that stuff! I think he has a crush on youuuuu.”


anonymous asked:

Other asks just meant asks of the same vein as the one I sent, so no worries there. Yeah, it can get pretty fanservice heavy. Sometimes to a bit of an offputting degree. The manga is only about as far as the anime, as they're both based off light novels. If you can wade through it's "ew" parts that come with the genre, though, I think it has some cool stuff. Pardon me on the ranting, and again thanks a lot for the writing!

Oh, okay! Thank you - I was confused; it happens easily but let’s pretend it doesn’t for my ego! But yeah, that’s great to know, actually! It means I won’t have to play a lot of catch-up between one to the other. And I think I should be able to - I found Soul Eater had some really fanservicey bits as did Fairy Tail and I could deal with those and I even dealt with the second season of Code Geass and the entirety of Highschool of the Dead, though I can’t say I loved both of those. Thanks for the recommendation then and please, don’t even worry about ranting - it’s great to hear people’s opinions of stuff!