lets just get away

anonymous asked:

I was wondering if you had any fics where lily is at a bar and james is the bar tender, Something like that?

Here are a few!

Title: Unusual Circumstances 
Author:
WeasleyWannabee
Rating:
K+
Genre(s):
Humour
Chapters:
2
Word Count:
9,979
Summary:
Modern AU. James and Lily get to know each other a little better after an … unconventional encounter.

Title: Wellies
Author:
wowcute
Rating:
T
Genre(s):
Humour
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
1,149
Summary:
Jily Modern AU Oneshot. All Lily wanted was a drink to get through her sister’s wedding, but the bartender won’t let her get away that easily.

Title: Just Fine
Author:
jamespotterthefirst
Rating:
T
Genre(s):
Romance
Chapters:
1
Word Count:
1,562
Summary:
After her best friend spots him in a London pub with another woman, Lily is hasty to confront her boyfriend.

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no trump! no kkk! no fascist usa! germany is with you!

we are strong! we stand together & we will never let an angry old white man ruin the lives of minorities in an entire country! never again! respect everyone’s existence or expect our resistance! 

(Germany, 21 jan 2017)

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Dear Jennifer Lawrence: deliberately violating a culture’s sacred objects, mocking their reaction, and joking about it on national television is not okay

Since the British talk show clip has been discovered, people on the internet aren’t letting her just get away with it, however. Their analysis of the problem is pretty important.

Gifs: The Graham Norton Show/Petty Black Girl

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Aaron loves Robert.

Robert loves Aaron.

The end.

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Like who he tryna kid though?

random kook/min hcs:

- jk sometimes bursts into jimins room holding up a magazine or his laptop and points to a couple doing something cute or frankly physically impossible on screen and dead srsly tells him, “hyung, lets try this”

- the first time jk called jimin without honorifics had been an accident, bc he just felt that comfortable with jimin. the blush that rose on jimins cheeks made him want to do it again

- jk often marvels at how much jimin lets him get away with.. how jimin just takes it when jk manhandles him, goes limp and pliant, and he realizes that he rly rly likes it, and makes it his mission to push jimins limit, test his patience with him only to step back when it gets too far. (he never gets too far)

- when jk had growled “where do you think you’re running off to?” to jimin under his breath that day, jimin had laughed it off, but all the same wondered if he could hear it again in another context

- they dont tell each other ‘i love you’ with words, only signals and codes that no one but them would understand. sometimes the others catch jk doing the most bizarre of things, the hidden i love yous manifesting in body gags and inopportune mimicking. they never ask, bc the way jimin laughs and looks on with utmost adoration is answer enough

- one time, when jimin was nagging at jk about something, jk had, in a bout of frustration, snapped “you’re not my mom,” only to falter in his annoyance when hes met with jimins crestfallen expression. “that’s not what i meant- hyung, i… it’s not that. just, i’m not a kid anymore. you don’t have to do that.” jimin had pursed his lips, nodded sullenly before walking off, and, wanting nothing more than for that look to be wiped away, jk had lunged forward, grabbing jimin around the waist to backhug him. jimin had been stiff, but he didn’t pull away. pressing his face in jimin’s hair, he’d muttered, “you don’t have to worry about me all the time. let me take care of you too.”

- somehow, at that moment, jimin’s heart had both broken and mended all at once. 

- jk catches jimin staring at him one day, when hes all dressed and ready to go out, lacing up his shoes in the hallway, and straightens up in confusion. “i’ll be back by two. what’s up?” jimin just stares for a bit longer, brows scrunched up and jk longs to smooth it out with his finger. “when did you grow up without me noticing?” jimin mutters. before jk can utter a word, jimin just pats him fondly on the chest and bids him farewell. the question echoes in jk’s head for the rest of the night, along with the nostalgic tilt of jimin’s pout

- “jiminnie-hyung’s eyes are… really pretty,” jk says, mostly to himself, as he pastes the last sticky-note onto jimin’s eyelid. jimin’s everything is really pretty. that part, he decides to keep to himself

- jk is big spoon. jimin only fights it the first time, but resigns himself to his fate as jk drapes himself over his back that night, back when they’d been nothing but trainees living on other people’s dreams. jk feigns sleep, even throws in a snore for good measure, and jimin elbows him and settles in. it feels safe. these days, the beds are bigger but jimin still has cramped limbs in the morning, crushed beneath a jk who’s definitely gotten a lot heavier than he used to be, and no less demanding. somehow, this feels safer.

- “my baby’s graduating,” jimin coos, wiping a tear from his eye. hes only half-faking it. “hyung,” jk grumbles in exasperation, but when jimin asks for a peck, jk leans down and presses their lips together.

- “graduation present,” he clarifies, cheeks reddening.

- jimin grabs his face in both hands before leaning up and pulling him into a longer, more heated kiss. breathless, they draw apart. “that one was for me,” jimin grins. “for raising you on my back. i’ve worked hard.” jk groans but can’t fight off the smile stretching his lips.

- “yeah… hey, jimin?”

- “hm?”

- “thank you.” i love you. 

(whoops i accidentally deleted this ask straight after i posted it so HERE WE GO AGAIN)

do you mean can i relive @pika-ace messing with my emotions for 12 beautiful beautiful chapters just to draw a picture???

YES I CAN

(psst the last chapter made me cry dont tell anyone)

actualnymph  asked:

do u have any headcanons abt Percy and Annabeth as parents?

oh boy do I

  • listen they are amazing parents, like model parents.
  • Percy really likes kids in canon, and Annabeth is just… a really good leader and I don’t see how she wouldn’t be an amazing mum.
  • Percy probably lets the kids get away with murder by just pretending he didn’t see it because they’re cute and he hates telling them off (shh i do this with my cat).
  • Annabeth pretends to be exasperated by it, but honestly, she turns a blind eye too.
  • Percy cooks all the food and Annabeth sorts out all the fights.
  • They both love playing with the kids; like Annabeth loves lego and Percy adores all the cuddly toys.
  • They wouldn’t force gender roles on their kids and would encourage them to do whatever they enjoy, even if it’s not the ‘norm’.
  • LOADS OF DISNEY FILMS ALL THE TIME
  • it’s just a really happy house
  • like they probably argue, but it’s just over silly domestic things like who needs to wash the dishes.
  • Annabeth always wins.
  • They love their kids a lot, but I bet they need a break sometimes, and Sally and Paul are always there to lend a hand if they need a weekend away.
  • Frederick probably isn’t as prominent in their lives, but I think they go to visit him still, but they live far away so it’s harder.
  • They probably have the best bedtime stories to tell, like come on.
I tell her to let’s just get away, let’s slip away from all of the problems. Let’s leave all of the insecurities in a bottle and drink it slow. Let’s sprinkle the sorrow into the bed time stories and give it a happy ending. Let’s live like tomorrow won’t ever happen, let’s find a better place with just you and I. You don’t have to fall in love with me, you don’t even have to love me. You don’t have to be perfect, you don’t need a supermodel’s body. You don’t need all of the make-up, you don’t need to be rich. You don’t need to be anything that you don’t want to be. You can just be yourself. I wouldn’t have you any other way. Be as you are. Come as you are. Let’s go. You. Me. And whatever’s in front of us. Let’s get lost together.
—  Let us

ily: I love you

ilysm: I love you so much

ilmsajtssjtgtiawifmstfihottotiasobebctftssitmpmatnchhnemtssiaaihilwh: I let myself slip away… Just to stay sane. Just to get through it. And when I felt myself slipping too far, I held on to the one thing I’m always sure of - Blue eyes. Bronze curls. The fact that Simon Snow is the most powerful magician alive. That nothing can hurt him, not even me. That Simon Snow is alive. And I’m hopelessly in love with him.

"Uh-oh.”

Ted the Animator: “Here we go again. What’s wrong?”

Carl the Animator: “There isn’t enough right-side background for the next shot!”

Ted the Animator: “…so, Scooby’s getting pulled off-screen by a tentacle monster, and you need to show what’s over there next?”

Carl the Animator: “Right.”

Ted the Animator: “So, uh… why don’t you just draw it? Seeing as that’s your job and all?”

Carl the Animator: “I have a date at 5.”

Ted the Animator: “…we usually work until, like, 7 or later.”

Carl the Animator: “Yes, and?”

Ted the Animator: “…sheesh, the things I let you get away with.”

Carl the Animator: “Look, it’s just one time, could’ja draw this background for me?”

Ted the Animator: “No can do, friendo, I’m already overburdened with Scrappy-related deadlines. A certain someone kept getting weirded out by him, and asked me to do his scenes.”

Carl the Animator: “Wait, never mind, I fixed it.”

Ted the Animator: “…eh?”

Carl the Animator: “I just zoomed in a bit after he got pulled off-screen, so it LOOKS like the camera cut to further on the right.”

Ted the Animator: “…it doesn’t. At all.”

Carl the Animator: “Sure it does.”

Ted the Animator: “It looks like Scooby and the tentacle monster just teleported in the same spot, probably because SCOOBY AND THE TENTACLE MONSTER JUST TELEPORTED IN THE SAME SPOT.”

Carl the Animator: “Oh, look at the time, gotta run or I’ll be late, see ya!”

Ted the Animator: “…kids these days, I swear.”

(x)

Imagine Woozi trying his best to help you sleep better when he finds out that you haven’t been sleeping well lately.

The Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Reveal What They Want for Christmas

Iain: “A drone. He does have the Seven Dwarves. They haven’t been in action in a while. Maybe he wants an eighth dwarf. A Snow White. He wants a drone called Snow White.”

Elizabeth: “She wants a breakfast nook. She wants a new place to live. She wants a new apartment. She wants to be able to fluff pillows and host Christmas and have weird hydrogen ice cream topped with cesium candy. She wants to make all this weird s**t in the kitchen, but she can’t. So, yeah — she wants a homestead, I think. She’s kind of ready to be settled now. Whether she’ll ever get her breakfast nook and her apartment, who knows? But she’s gunning for it!”

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