lets hear it for the gays

lol the double standard that bisexual men automatically equals gay is so annoying I’m so over hearing women say they won’t date a man if he’s touched a dick, get out of my face please. Like you’re telling me that you at some point can be elbows deep in another woman’s a vagina but let a man that you’re interested in suck a dick and suddenly it’s a no from you. Please just leave me alone.

Imagine with me, if you will, eighth year: Draco the Gay Disaster™ sitting in a quiet place “studying” next to Harry Potter. A word, here, which means trying desperately not to stare at the gorgeous man next to him lest he get caught.  So Draco doesn’t see Harry reach his arms above his head, stretching out his poor muscles after sitting over his parchments/books…but Draco does hear Harry let a tiny moan followed by a deep sigh and Draco’s head snaps up so quickly because he felt that sound in his entire body.

Jason: Did you hear the rumor about me? That I’m gay?

Nico: I did. Yes.

Jason: And?

Nico: What?

Jason: Do you think it’s true? Do you think that I’m… gay?

Nico: Are you attracted to other men?

Jason: [scoffs] No! But, let me kick you a scenario. I’m at a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. He tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent, [long pause] I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it… felt like.

Nico:

Jason: Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he’s like really aggressive?

Nico: If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit, he would still… need to get to you?

Jason: It’s not real Brad Pitt, this is like, this is my fantasy. Or it’s like, not a fantasy, it’s just… it’s just a scenario.

Nico: Wow. I wish… I wish I could help you. I don’t… you might be gay. You might be gay.

I don’t want Alex Danvers to come out.

Er, let me try that again. 

I don’t want Alex Danvers to have to come out.

I want Alex to go to Kara and tell her about her crush on Maggie. In the ensuing scene, I never want to hear: I’ve never had a crush on a girl before or I’m not gay or I don’t know what I’m doing or It’s just her 

The gay panic story is getting old. It’s not the way many of us experience our sexuality. I don’t want wlw to be portrayed as something to be overcome or confusing or some exception. It’s not an earth-shattering revelation plot point that ends in tears and angst. I don’t want an emotional coming out scene with a thinly veiled it doesn’t matter who you love! I support you no matter what! good ally-ship moral. I’m sick of those.

I want Alex’s sexuality as a foregone conclusion.

She admits her feelings for Maggie and Kara is just like Wow, finally, I could see the sparks from space. Without super vision. And she’s so much cooler than your last girlfriend. 

So yeah. I don’t want Alex Danvers to come out. 

Because I don’t want her to have to.

Y'know. What I want to know is why some people get their panties in a twist when a kid says ‘I’m trans!’ Or ‘I’m gay’.

Why do you say “you can’t know that yet!!” “Youre too young to know!” “Its just a phase!”

Like excuse me, but if they’re too young to know if they’re gay or trans, they’re too young to know if they’re straight too.

Everything is an experience; like a damn rollercoaster. And the sooner you start letting us figure ourselves out, the easier our lives will be for us.

Just because youre an ignorant bigot who thinks cis and straight is the default doesn’t mean you get to police everyones lives around you.

Do us a favor; take those ‘twisted panties’ of yours and gag yourself with them.
We dont need to hear your heteronormative bullshit anymore.
We get enough of it.

aline: i hear

aline: our man magnus attempted a snow white sleeping beauty kiss huh

alec: whomever did u hear this from ion recall

aline: the bisexuals have a gc too apparently and they spill somw serious TEA in there let me tell u

aline: helen tells me everythimg

alec: well it w as nice chatting w u i gtg

raj: sharing is caring penhallow

alec: dont

aline: magnus bane attempted an actual True Love’s Kiss™ on our very own alec gideon lightwood

alec: sto p

raj: DID HE FR HIRHEHEEB

alec: K SHHHH

aline: WOULD I LIE ABT SUCH A SERIOUS MATTER RAJ??? WOULD I??

alec: SH UT

aline: I caNT BELUEVE YOU DIDNT TELL US I CANT BELIEVE I HAD TO FIND OUT FROM THE BIES?? gay solidarity has die d

raj: im

alec: fuckdndodofff what did u wnat me to say

raj: IMddjdjdndn

aline: HIW ABOUT “MAGNUS BANE TRIED TO SLEEPING BEAUTY ME AWAKE AND CONSIDERED ME BEING HIS TRUE LOVE A POSSIBILITY”????

alec: fuKCK OFD I hadnt even thiught abt it rlly

raj: horton he ars a bitch ass LIAR

aline: ALE XANDER????

alec: IM SERIOUS I HADNT THOUGHT ABT IT LIKE THAT W Tf…..

alec: oh my go d

aline: here we go

raj: here we go

aline: raj shdjdbsbs im

alec: i gtg talk to him wtf

aline: IM DEAD hES JUST NOW FIGURING IT OUT

aline: tHIS IS WHY U NEED TOT ELL US EVERYTHING ALWAYS ALEC

raj: JDDJSBSB I LITERALLYBJSUT SAW HIM RUN OUT OF THE INSTITUTE IM YELLING

aline: JSNJDJD GO GET UR MANS ALEC

4

HUMAN DROIDS AU!!

ok ok ok so ive been working on this a while listen hear me out i tried to base them based off of their robotic color schemes so 

c3po: that one Flustered Professor type, he wants to be cool but he’s honestly like 75% gay panic. on the prissy side so he always has the perfect manicure. one of the few people around who’s able to fully understand bb8 and r2d2 so they take advantage of that fact. really likes a good earl grey. he’s reading ‘a hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy’ bc lets be honest thats kinda what he is

r2d2: tiny lil punk who is fluent in both binary and asl. he’s like 4 ft nothing and albino, dyes his hair, and bc of the damage in one eye has to wear a contact in the other one to balance out his vision (not the greatest). probably all kinds of other scars hidden under his clothes tbh. good music taste tho. not-so-secretly has c3po wrapped around his finger. 

bb8: nonbinary teen who’s Here to Have A Good Time but learned some bad words from r2 (they’re signing ‘asshole’, and their sign says ‘fuck off’ in binary). either selectively mute or HoH, they communicate mainly in asl but have never had a hard time getting their point across. even shorter than r2, but secretly everyones baby. can be won over with red starbursts and airheads. 

k2so: HOOOOOOOOOOOOO ok so hes HUGE (almost 7 ft) and kinda beat up from when he was forced to serve the empire, so lotsa scars. i figured on the rogue one mission he’d be wearing empire-ish clothes, but in his free time he likes a hybrid between 3po and r2′s styles. not blind but the empire replaced his eyes with bionic ones to make him more “efficient”. very VERY sarcastic and dry sense of humor. loves cats, like, a lot. 

click each for higher res ^-^ 

Alright so. Klance cause what else is there in life?

-Pidge is being a little shit Keith finds her deconstructing his shower head

-he yells at her but she just yells back at him IT’S IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!!

-runs off never to be seen expect for weird flashing lights under her door

-Keith has no shower now

-Lance’s room is the closest and doesn’t think anything of letting Keith borrow his cause what could really happen?

-(but they’re still rivals)

-Lance is wrong. So. Fucking. Wrong.

- Keith constantly shows up in a towel and leaves in a towel. Wet. Cause he’s too lazy to dry off properly

-Lance begs Pidge to give Keith his shower back cause he can’t take all the gay feelings

- Keith hearing Lance sing Spanish in the shower

- running into each other almost dropping their towels in the process

- by the time Pidge decides to return Keith’s shower back to normal she discovers he REALLY doesn’t need it anymore anyways ;)

Let me be clear: there are no gay jokes in Sherlock. There are only moments when gay relationships are mentioned or speculated. If you find yourself laughing at these moments, it’s because you find the idea of homosexuality laughable. “Sherlock thought John was hitting on him!! That’s hilarious!” “Mrs Hudson thinks John is Sherlock’s boyfriend!! Hahahsjshshdjahahaha!!” “Jeanette called John a great boyfriend… to SHERLOCK HOLMES. HAHAHAHHAHAHA” “That gay couple just asked John if Sherlock snores! HAHA WHAT!” “Irene asked John if he’s JEALOUS of her! Ha! Good one.” The only time we hear something that resembles a gay joke we see this face right afterwards, and if you’re still laughing by this point hell mend you.

Originally posted by johnwatsonsclarinet


Originally posted by armesecrete

Title: A Universe of Beaches [Cover Art]
Artist: mammothluv

Title: a universe of beaches
Author: abatnoir
Rating: Teen and Up
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Words: 20675 
Summary: 
The farm girl—Emma, and of course her name was Emma, and it had never sounded so beautiful to Regina than in that moment—stood on shaky legs, came closer until Regina could see the sheen of sweat on her forehead and the flush of exertion in her cheeks and the way she had never looked so beautiful than in that moment. How had she been so blind?

“Can you…sorry, I couldn’t really hear, over there, and I thought I heard you say—”

“Emma,” Regina said again.

The farm girl let out a little choking noise, lifted her hand as if to touch Regina and then ran it through her own hair instead. “You know my name,” she said.

“Yes, Emma, I—”

“You know my name.“

a classic tale of true love and high adventure, except now it’s also gay. [princess bride au]

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PART 1 OF MY FEELINGS FOR EP 15

HE’S FUCKING CUTE IM GOING TO CRY

what a cute husband im crying too you’re so emotionally invested

AT THE BACK: BONDAGE

he’s the cutest boy in existence i can’t even… probably top 1 of 3 (and did u hear the “mhm” he says as the camera shows kongpope??? i AM OBSESSED with that mannerism of his ohmygod it’s like he has to agree with what he says always)

i s2g i exploded

wow we have this trend of people liking bdsm huh (i s2g im like this)

ok i said that arthit is the cutest boy of 3 cutest boys right… here’s top 2

I CANT STOP THE TEARS LOOK AT HOW PROUD HE IS

what a FUCKING PROUD BF OHMYGOD

look OHMYGOD I’M CRYING (PLUS HE’S FUCKING HOT HEADCANON THAT KONGPOPE LIKES TO PLAY IN BED WITH ARTHIT STILL IN BUSINESS SUIT)

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

MY WORLD IS ENDING OMFG IM CRYING LOOK AT HOW FLUSHED HE GOT

Reasons why I love All for the Game

- The lgbt characters’ storylines are more than just their sexuality
- All characters have depth and personality
- The action and cliffhangers that had me awake at night
- It talks about mental illness, self-harm and suicide in a respectful way
- The way it portrays friendship, family and healthy relationships
- Strong female characters
- All problems aren’t solved with just a kiss
- Gives visibility to the matter that boys are also victims of sexual abuse
- Family is more than just blood
- CONSENT IS IMPORTANT
- The unconditional support the foxes gave Neil
- Coach “Daddy” Wymack
- Dan “not ashamed and will fuck you up” Wilds
- Matt aka Neil’s mom friend Boyd
- Allison “Don’t get laid where I can hear it” Reynolds
- Renee “cinnamon roll but can actually kill you” Walker
- Nicky “let’s all be gay and happy” Hemmick - Aaron “I could hate you but I don’t care enough” Minyard
- Betsy Bee Dobson
- Abby “I’ve just adopted nine troublemaker children”
- Roland and his padded handcuffs
- Jeremy “let’s all be friends and share some memes”
- Jean “surrounded by idiots” Moreau
- Kevin “Drama Queen” Day
- Neil “I’m fine” Josten
- Andrew “Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you” Minyard
- Midget Minyard
- Mini monster Minyard
- Ma boi Andrew
- Precious little monster
- “Yes or No?”
- “It’s always yes for you” “Don’t ‘always’ me”
- Lots of kisses
- Beautiful love for my beautiful babies
- Everyone deserves to be happy
- Except Riko
- fuck Riko and his fuckin ravens
- EXY IS LOVE, EXY IS LIFE

i’m trying to sleep but i keep thinking about “dig it in there mr. spock” and “not in front of the klingons” and “why mr. spock you almost make me believe in miracles” and t'hy'la and spock hearing kirks thoughts from like 16 light years away and “it has to do with biology……what kind of biology……….vulcan biology……….ah yes, the biology of vulcans”

i aspire to reach this level of gay, but please, let me sleep in peace

My boyfriend and I were so offended when the scoutmasters of the local boyscouts went door to door letting the neighborhood know their troops would stand for traditional values. But we surprised them when we politely invited the two knuckleheads inside to hear what they had to say. We did our best to tune them out as we waited for the tea we gave them to kick in. It was a special blend that knocked those bastards out. Wasn’t long before my boyfriend and I burrowed into those sleeping idiots and woke up a little groggy, but invigorated by our objectively better bods. My boyfriend suggested we teach the world about “traditional” values right as I got out the webcam. This was our favorite way to teach people a lesson. We logged into our live cam account and put on a hell of a show for our audience.