lol the double standard that bisexual men automatically equals gay is so annoying I’m so over hearing women say they won’t date a man if he’s touched a dick, get out of my face please. Like you’re telling me that you at some point can be elbows deep in another woman’s a vagina but let a man that you’re interested in suck a dick and suddenly it’s a no from you. Please just leave me alone.
Imagine with me, if you will, eighth year: Draco the Gay Disaster™ sitting in a quiet place “studying” next to Harry Potter. A word, here, which means trying desperately not to stare at the gorgeous man next to him lest he get caught. So Draco doesn’t see Harry reach his arms above his head, stretching out his poor muscles after sitting over his parchments/books…but Draco does hear Harry let a tiny moan followed by a deep sigh and Draco’s head snaps up so quickly because he felt that sound in his entire body.
Jason: Did you hear the rumor about me? That I’m gay?
Nico: I did. Yes.
Jason: Do you think it’s true? Do you think that I’m… gay?
Nico: Are you attracted to other men?
Jason:[scoffs] No! But, let me kick you a scenario. I’m at a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. He tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent, [long pause] I think I might give in a little bit, just to see what it… felt like.
Jason: Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he’s like really aggressive?
Nico: If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit, he would still… need to get to you?
Jason: It’s not real Brad Pitt, this is like, this is my fantasy. Or it’s like, not a fantasy, it’s just… it’s just a scenario.
Nico: Wow. I wish… I wish I could help you. I don’t… you might be gay. You might be gay.
I want Alex to go to Kara and tell her about her crush on Maggie. In the ensuing scene, I never want to hear: I’ve never had a crush on a girl before or I’m not gay or I don’t know what I’m doing or It’s just her
The gay panic story is getting old. It’s not the way many of us experience our sexuality. I don’t want wlw to be portrayed as something to be overcome or confusing or some exception. It’s not an earth-shattering revelation plot point that ends in tears and angst. I don’t want an emotional coming out scene with a thinly veiled it doesn’t matter who you love! I support you no matter what! good ally-ship moral. I’m sick of those.
I want Alex’s sexuality as a foregone conclusion.
She admits her feelings for Maggie and Kara is just like Wow, finally, I could see the sparks from space. Without super vision. And she’s so much cooler than your last girlfriend.
ok ok ok so ive been working on this a while listen hear me out i tried to base them based off of their robotic color schemes so
c3po: that one Flustered Professor type, he wants to be cool but he’s honestly like 75% gay panic. on the prissy side so he always has the perfect manicure. one of the few people around who’s able to fully understand bb8 and r2d2 so they take advantage of that fact. really likes a good earl grey. he’s reading ‘a hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy’ bc lets be honest thats kinda what he is
r2d2: tiny lil punk who is fluent in both binary and asl. he’s like 4 ft nothing and albino, dyes his hair, and bc of the damage in one eye has to wear a contact in the other one to balance out his vision (not the greatest). probably all kinds of other scars hidden under his clothes tbh. good music taste tho. not-so-secretly has c3po wrapped around his finger.
bb8: nonbinary teen who’s Here to Have A Good Time but learned some bad words from r2 (they’re signing ‘asshole’, and their sign says ‘fuck off’ in binary). either selectively mute or HoH, they communicate mainly in asl but have never had a hard time getting their point across. even shorter than r2, but secretly everyones baby. can be won over with red starbursts and airheads.
k2so: HOOOOOOOOOOOOO ok so hes HUGE (almost 7 ft) and kinda beat up from when he was forced to serve the empire, so lotsa scars. i figured on the rogue one mission he’d be wearing empire-ish clothes, but in his free time he likes a hybrid between 3po and r2′s styles. not blind but the empire replaced his eyes with bionic ones to make him more “efficient”. very VERY sarcastic and dry sense of humor. loves cats, like, a lot.
Let me be clear: there are no gay jokes in Sherlock. There are only moments when gay relationships are mentioned or speculated. If you find yourself laughing at these moments, it’s because you find the idea of homosexuality laughable.
“Sherlock thought John was hitting on him!! That’s hilarious!”
“Mrs Hudson thinks John is Sherlock’s boyfriend!! Hahahsjshshdjahahaha!!”
“Jeanette called John a great boyfriend… to SHERLOCK HOLMES. HAHAHAHHAHAHA”
“That gay couple just asked John if Sherlock snores! HAHA WHAT!”
“Irene asked John if he’s JEALOUS of her! Ha! Good one.”
The only time we hear something that resembles a gay joke we see this face right afterwards, and if you’re still laughing by this point hell mend you.
Title: a universe of beaches Author: abatnoir Rating: Teen and Up Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Words: 20675 Summary: The farm girl—Emma, and of course her name was Emma, and it had never sounded so beautiful to Regina than in that moment—stood on shaky legs, came closer until Regina could see the sheen of sweat on her forehead and the flush of exertion in her cheeks and the way she had never looked so beautiful than in that moment. How had she been so blind?
“Can you…sorry, I couldn’t really hear, over there, and I thought I heard you say—”
“Emma,” Regina said again.
The farm girl let out a little choking noise, lifted her hand as if to touch Regina and then ran it through her own hair instead. “You know my name,” she said.
“Yes, Emma, I—”
“You know my name.“
a classic tale of true love and high adventure, except now it’s also gay. [princess bride au]
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what a cute husband im crying too you’re so emotionally invested
AT THE BACK: BONDAGE
he’s the cutest boy in existence i can’t even… probably top 1 of 3 (and did u hear the “mhm” he says as the camera shows kongpope??? i AM OBSESSED with that mannerism of his ohmygod it’s like he has to agree with what he says always)
i s2g i exploded
wow we have this trend of people liking bdsm huh (i s2g im like this)
ok i said that arthit is the cutest boy of 3 cutest boys right… here’s top 2
I CANT STOP THE TEARS LOOK AT HOW PROUD HE IS
what a FUCKING PROUD BF OHMYGOD
look OHMYGOD I’M CRYING (PLUS HE’S FUCKING HOT HEADCANON THAT KONGPOPE LIKES TO PLAY IN BED WITH ARTHIT STILL IN BUSINESS SUIT)
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
MY WORLD IS ENDING OMFG IM CRYING LOOK AT HOW FLUSHED HE GOT
- The lgbt characters’ storylines are more than just their sexuality
- All characters have depth and personality
- The action and cliffhangers that had me awake at night
- It talks about mental illness, self-harm and suicide in a respectful way
- The way it portrays friendship, family and healthy relationships
- Strong female characters
- All problems aren’t solved with just a kiss
- Gives visibility to the matter that boys are also victims of sexual abuse
- Family is more than just blood
- CONSENT IS IMPORTANT
- The unconditional support the foxes gave Neil
- Coach “Daddy” Wymack
- Dan “not ashamed and will fuck you up” Wilds
- Matt aka Neil’s mom friend Boyd
- Allison “Don’t get laid where I can hear it” Reynolds
- Renee “cinnamon roll but can actually kill you” Walker
- Nicky “let’s all be gay and happy” Hemmick - Aaron “I could hate you but I don’t care enough” Minyard
- Betsy Bee Dobson
- Abby “I’ve just adopted nine troublemaker children”
- Roland and his padded handcuffs
- Jeremy “let’s all be friends and share some memes”
- Jean “surrounded by idiots” Moreau
- Kevin “Drama Queen” Day
- Neil “I’m fine” Josten
- Andrew “Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you” Minyard
- Midget Minyard
- Mini monster Minyard
- Ma boi Andrew
- Precious little monster
- “Yes or No?”
- “It’s always yes for you” “Don’t ‘always’ me”
- Lots of kisses
- Beautiful love for my beautiful babies
- Everyone deserves to be happy
- Except Riko
- fuck Riko and his fuckin ravens
- EXY IS LOVE, EXY IS LIFE
i’m trying to sleep but i keep thinking about “dig it in there mr. spock” and “not in front of the klingons” and “why mr. spock you almost make me believe in miracles” and t'hy'la and spock hearing kirks thoughts from like 16 light years away and “it has to do with biology……what kind of biology……….vulcan biology……….ah yes, the biology of vulcans”
i aspire to reach this level of gay, but please, let me sleep in peace
My boyfriend and I were so offended when the scoutmasters of the local boyscouts went door to door letting the neighborhood know their troops would stand for traditional values. But we surprised them when we politely invited the two knuckleheads inside to hear what they had to say. We did our best to tune them out as we waited for the tea we gave them to kick in. It was a special blend that knocked those bastards out. Wasn’t long before my boyfriend and I burrowed into those sleeping idiots and woke up a little groggy, but invigorated by our objectively better bods. My boyfriend suggested we teach the world about “traditional” values right as I got out the webcam. This was our favorite way to teach people a lesson. We logged into our live cam account and put on a hell of a show for our audience.