If Andrew was caught at the convenience store with only a handful of change in his pockets, enough to buy either cat food or his fave ice cream but not both, I wholeheartedly believe Andrew would buy that cat food and if that doesn’t speak volumes about how much he ‘likes’ the cats then nothing does.
lets be real tho, how tf is the show going to end without one of the girls going to jail, they actually full serious deadass killed a man how do they get away with that omg they’re terrible liars on their better days
like do the police just go, oh lmao true dunhill was a jerk its all good idgaf if you killed him
LiKe??//?!/??// what bs is marlene going to pull thatll somehow get the girls off the hook
"I just feel like no one truly appreciates my natural beauty. Like look at me. Do you understand how much work I don't do to look like this? Ultimate face goals, right?" *is talking to a statue* "You get me bruh. I appreciate that." *kisses statue*
*is crying his eyes out* "I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH KUMAMON BUT THAT FUCKING BROWN PIANO WOULDN'T LEAVE ME TF ALONE!!!"
"I love being ARMY's hope. I do. BUT WHO'S MY HOPE?! I HAVE NO HOPE." *single tear slides down cheek*
"I'm the LEADER of this group. THE LEADER. So why don't any of those shits ever listen to me? I deserve more than this considering my status" *hair flip*
"HOW DARE HE SAY THAT?! WHAT RIGHT DID HE HAVE TO SAY THAT?! NONE." *shakes fist at sky* "I'LL SHOW YOU, KIM NAMJOON. I DO HAVE JAMS!!"
"But why was I called 'V'? Does it really mean victory? There are so many other things it could be instead. Vacuum, vegemite, va-" *gasps* "baNG PD-NIM, YOU SATAN."
"Dear Noonas. STOP CALLING ME OPPA. I'M NOT YOUR OPPA. I NEVER WAS YOUR OPPA. I NEVER WILL BE YOUR OPPA. I'M SORRY. Lots of love, Jungkook-ah. (<-- did you see the 'ah'? That's what you use... bye)"