"I just feel like no one truly appreciates my natural beauty. Like look at me. Do you understand how much work I don't do to look like this? Ultimate face goals, right?" *is talking to a statue* "You get me bruh. I appreciate that." *kisses statue*
*is crying his eyes out* "I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH KUMAMON BUT THAT FUCKING BROWN PIANO WOULDN'T LEAVE ME TF ALONE!!!"
"I love being ARMY's hope. I do. BUT WHO'S MY HOPE?! I HAVE NO HOPE." *single tear slides down cheek*
"I'm the LEADER of this group. THE LEADER. So why don't any of those shits ever listen to me? I deserve more than this considering my status" *hair flip*
"HOW DARE HE SAY THAT?! WHAT RIGHT DID HE HAVE TO SAY THAT?! NONE." *shakes fist at sky* "I'LL SHOW YOU, KIM NAMJOON. I DO HAVE JAMS!!"
"But why was I called 'V'? Does it really mean victory? There are so many other things it could be instead. Vacuum, vegemite, va-" *gasps* "baNG PD-NIM, YOU SATAN."
"Dear Noonas. STOP CALLING ME OPPA. I'M NOT YOUR OPPA. I NEVER WAS YOUR OPPA. I NEVER WILL BE YOUR OPPA. I'M SORRY. Lots of love, Jungkook-ah. (<-- did you see the 'ah'? That's what you use... bye)"
like even knowing that they are awful people and enjoying when they are suffering bc they were being racist or sexist or idk, i dont find anything funny about mac making up these elaborate schemes bc he’s pining after his best friend and dennis living in complete denial like, lets not get too real lads..tho i think the problem is that they dont realise how #real they were being and how close to home this kinda stuff can hit to some people
Why do we as women let men get away with ageing? Like for real tho.. they dont do that shit for us, like anytime i talk to a girl about johnny depp or leonardo dicaprio they’re like “omg they never age .” they are so cute.” “They look the same as they did in the 90s.” like no bitch these men have gotten ugly as fuck just deal with it. Stop letting them get away with ageing when they are disgusted by are aging. THEY DO NOT LOOK THE SAME AS THEY DID IN THE 90′S