lets get a harem

Does Taron Egerton only agree to do movies/shows that require him to be starring opposite a hot older man???

  • Jamie Bamber “The Smoke”
  • Colin Firth “Kingsman”
  • Tom Hardy “Legend”
  • Hugh Jackman “Eddie the Eagle”

I’m not angry. I’m impressed.

areyouahauntedpotato  asked:

Hey if you're around and not busy and stuff, can I ask for you to weigh in on a thing? Someone named xoxogarnet is kicking up a fuss in the spirit companions tag about how "relationships" with spirits are fake and impossible and letting newbies think that they aren't is dangerous. And you've always got such well-thought-out opinions, as well as this being an area of expertise for you, I think you would be a good influence on the conversation.

First I want to say thank you for asking me this off of anon. Since most folks ask for input while on anon (which I will no longer oblige 9 times out of 10, just fyi for those reading.) So thank you for that.

I’ve flipped through the thread, and it definitely is a dumpster fire from start to finish. For those who don’t feel like looking at the original, here are some choice bits…

Dating Spirits, is NOT a thing. You are not dating a God, you are not in a committed relationship with an angel or demon, or anything that falls under the spirit/entity category.
You aren’t creating “children” either, just thought forms/tulpas/entities that may or may not develop free will.

THIS IS NOT HEALTHY. This is TOXIC and everyone who is doing this is either being taken advantage of by something darker or are willfully misinforming other witchlings of how to abuse Spirit Work!

I have seen my fair share of ridiculous claims in the magical community but to all the witchlings and Spirit Worker’s new and experienced, THIS IS BUNK. Its not what Spirit Work and Companionship is about.

and

Seeing run of the mill entities in ‘relationships’ with people is alarming as well because I fail to see how it takes the place of a living person. The human body craves touch and I don’t mean just ‘sex’ and other sexual activities, I mean hugs, hand holding, pats on the back, kisses, snuggling, tummy rubs, etc! You simply can’t have that with an entity not on this plane! Its why I keep saying this  is so unhealthy, because it IS.  You can’t start your life with a Spirit, a spirit can’t take you to dinner or drive you to the doctor when you’re sick, or push you on the swings at the park.
No matter how you slice it, a 'relationship’ with a spirit is just an affectionate friends with benefits type of deal, it doesn’t fix or replace the need for a real living partner. 

and

These kind of unhealthy emotional attachments just helps people and spirits take advantage of casters who don’t know any better and I was noticing that the vast majority of people doing this are brand new or a few years in and this is not helping these new witchlings experiment with their Craft, SAFELY. 

And i know that you had asked me to weigh in on the conversation, but I’m of the mindset that OP will likely not be persuaded into any sort of other thinking. Given that the thread has over 100 notes as of right now, I don’t expect that they’d be willing to listen to anything I say.

However, for those who are interest in spirit work and/or spirit relationships, I can say this much:

OP is not wrong in that it’s not something that everyone has to do. It’s also not something you should just run into without thinking it through and quadruple testing your discernment. I understand their concern, as it is a good way to wreck your life if you’re not careful.

However, OP is assuming a fuckload about what people in these relationships think and how they advise people who are interested in non-corp relationships. And I think they’re throwing the baby out with the bathwater in a lot of their responses. Assuming a lot, and bordering on ableism in some of their responses (or more accurately, who they’re agreeing with in the responses.)

I think anyone who is in a non-corp relationship knows that it’s not easy, that its not always fun, that these entities are not around to help you with things. That you can still get lonely because a spirit is not a physical being. that doesn’t invalidate the relationship, though. Nor does it mean that non-corp relationships can’t add to someone’s life.

I have been in a physical relationship with someone for about ten years now, and I never set out to get a man harem, but let me tell you, my menz add to my life in a way that my physical SO can’t. Similarly, my SO adds to my life in a way that my non-physical menz can’t. My non-physical family enriches my life in many ways and anyone who says otherwise can Fight Me.

I guess the overall takeaway is that OP’s posts are filled with “been there, done that, stfu” because nothing they’ve said is not anything I haven’t heard before. All of their crying and whinging and pearl wringing is old news that won’t stop ppl from forming these relationships, nor is anything they’ve said going to prepare someone for being responsible and informed about any sort of relationships they form. Its all of the most frustrating elements of these conversations rolled into one thread.

TL;DR: I’m sorry that people assume so much about consorts and spouses and that everyone has to put up with this fuckery on the regular. You keep doing you and just be sure to be smart and responsible about how you form these relationships and everyone can take a long walk off a short pier <3

*rolls away*

Getting Off the Gay Party Train

The first thing Kanan heard as she stepped off the Gay Happy Party Train was the excited voice of her childhood friend.

“Kanan!”

“Chika?”

The ginger smiled brilliantly at her friend as she offered a hand out. “Welcome home,” she greeted adoringly. Kanan could only smile back as she reached out.

“Wait a minute!” interrupted Riko as her hand clamped down on Chika’s shoulder from behind. “Chika, what’s with that flirty smile you’re wearing?” she asked, eye twitching in annoyance.

“Flirty?!” yelped Chika as she was found out. “No, no! I’m not… this isn’t…”

“Are you trying to raise a flag with Kanan?”

“Uh….”

“I was fine when you wanted to invite You into our relationship, but now you want more?!”

“Yeah, what gives?!” added You. “Are you trying to start a harem, you greedy girl?!”

Without waiting for any further explanation, You and Riko grabbed Chika and picked her up like a ladder and began carrying her away.

“Wah! Riko, when did you get strong enough to carry me?!”

“This is the power of righteous indignation!” declared the redhead.

“Also I’m shouldering about 80% of your total body weight,” remarked You.

“There’s that too,” conceded Riko.

“Uh, should we get involved?” asked Kanan as her fellow third years joined the scene.

“Of course not!” answered Mari, sounding pleased. “The second years are finally being honest with each other!”

“I concur,” added Dia, “Let’s not concern ourselves with things that don’t involve us.”

“…Like that?” asked Kanan, pointing to the first years.

Dia glanced over to see Ruby making out with Yoshiko while Hanamaru kissed the redhead’s neck from behind. “Hey!” she shouted, “Get off my sister!”

Then Kanan hoisted her up in a bridal carry and began to carry her off.

“Kanan! Let me go! I need to protect my sister’s innocence!”

“But Dia! I thought we shouldn’t concern ourselves with things that don’t involve us?” asked Mari teasingly.

“Mari!”

“It’s joke~!”

Who Are You pt. 2

Summary: What happens when the popular boy, Jongin, finally meets someone who challenges him…
Members: Jongin (Kai) x Reader (appearances by other EXO Members)
Type: Angst
Length: 1,775 Words

So I don’t know why, but I was not feeling fluffy today, so it just became a pure angst with a cliff hanger ending and I’m sorry. I hope you guys still like it <3

-Admin Kat

Pt. 1

Originally posted by kairamelo

 He stared at you from across the hall. Well, it was quickly becoming less of a stare and more of a glare. You had made his mind a complete mess for the past few days. At first, he thought that it was just the fact that he had been drinking that he thought you were something special. But it wasn’t the case. He hadn’t drank enough to have his memory altered. No, it had all happened as he remembered. You had walked into party and enchanted him within mere seconds. You had captured his attention, held it for a few minutes while you talked, and then walked away as though he was nothing. And he was. He was a bug to you. You treated him like he was anyone.

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Pearl has a new mysterious gf.

Originally posted by tachipaws

Pretty sure Navy has a crush on Lapis.

[Navy being embarrassed when having to talk in front of her, you won’t convince me otherwise]

If they ever come back and Jasper is healed, she will have a literal Ruby harem to fuse with.

Originally posted by swordonyx

Just let Amethyst and Peridot get together and everybody will be in happy relationships.

Originally posted by my-little-dorks

So, let me get this straight: you’ve been practicing becoming a harem of young, attractive, nubile and naked young men? In secret? A lot?

Okay. Just trying to make sure I’m on the same page as you there, Naruto.