lets do all the drugs!

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Prompt Week #1 - May 8th: Caramelized Spicy Cashews

Based on a New Year’s party I went to this year. Trott’s outfit blatantly stolen from a very pretty boy at the New Year’s party before that. 

Drunk!Regina

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part 25

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  • Yuu: *sits in his house with the lights off watching tv and eating cup-o-noodles for five days straight
  • Nao: He seems very sad. That behavior is understandable
  • Yuu: *runs away from home*
  • Nao: Well, I mean, he probably wants to be alone...
  • Yuu: *does nothing but eat pizza and watch anime*
  • Nao: He may have lost someone near and dear to him, yeah, understandable...
  • Yuu: *gets addicted to a violent video game while releasing maniac laughter*
  • Nao: it was someone close to him but-
  • Yuu: *gets into fights and starts beating the living shit out of everyone*
  • Nao: Oh dear...
  • Yuu: *snorts cocaine*
  • Nao: AW NO, NONONONONONONONO YOU CROSSED THE LINE MISTER, YOU AIN'T GONNA SINK THIS LOW
sentence prompts ➝ broad city
  • ❝Are you sure that’s even a cat?❞
  • ❝Okay, I love you too.❞
  • ❝I don’t watch anything but solo porn.❞
  • ❝We just got pizza.❞
  • ❝Don’t black swan me like that, dude.❞
  • ❝Don’t do drugs.❞
  • ❝I’m like whatever I wanna be right now.❞
  • ❝Coat racks aren’t for babies.❞
  • ❝Wanna foook?❞
  • ❝What are you doing here? No offense.❞
  • ❝Dude, I just saw the hottest girl I have ever seen.❞
  • ❝I thought you got SUV’D.❞
  • ❝But I won’t make out with you.❞
  • ❝Animated movies are where it’s at. They’re like visual crack.❞
  • ❝I don’t care if you believe me or not.❞
  • ❝Do you mind if I take off my shirt?❞
  • ❝I’m gonna respect your dick later.❞
  • ❝Knock em over! They want to be on the ground.❞
  • ❝Are you still talking to me?❞
  • ❝I’m a sexual x-man. I’m Wolverine. I’m vulvarine.❞
  • ❝Parkour is terrifying.❞
  • ❝Hey, you’re blocking the whole fucking sidewalk.❞
  • ❝No, I’m not sure. Because I’m not sure about anything.❞
  • ❝How did you get into my apartment?❞
  • ❝I can’t. I can’t get into adoption with you, again.❞
  • ❝I just wanna get home and watch my shows.❞
  • ❝Can you pick me up? Can you lift me up?❞
  • ❝I literally don’t give any fucks. Like I hate fucks, they’re the worst.❞
  • ❝I’m crushing it, two for two. All day.❞
  • ❝Because I’m a badass…BOSS.❞
  • ❝Okay, this is your new sexual partner.❞
  • ❝Hey, chill, I’m on the phone.❞
  • ❝I thought we were rating them on dick size.❞
  • ❝Don’t ever let society change you.❞
  • ❝Have fun doing all your drugs together.❞
  • ❝I was so worried, I baked a whole cake. Then I ate a whole cake.❞
  • ❝Well look what the cat dragged in.❞
  • ❝You need to do your brain kegels.❞
  • ❝You asked me the question and then just started answering it yourself.❞
  • ❝Your hands on my ass.❞
  • ❝You’re gonna smoke the whole bag.❞
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  • Nicky: Let's do all the drugs!
  • Neil: I don't really want to. [starts to drink water]
  • Kevin: You should have thought of that before you drank a can full of Ecstasy.
  • Neil: [spits water out] What?
The signs on their birthdays
  • Aries: I am one year older and I am one year closer to world domination. My mom said I can't fight any one today. :,(
  • Taurus: guys come over and we can eat and watch Netflix together!!
  • Gemini: so like since it's my birthday, you all have to listen to me.
  • Cancer: can we snuggle pls
  • Leo: ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BITCHES WE ARE GETTING TURNT
  • Virgo: I'm going to organize an elaborate party so that all of my friends can come to celebrate my existence
  • Libra: it's my birthday! let's all go to the park and talk and have a picnic maybe?
  • Scorpio: I am one day closer to killing all of my enemies and roasting them at the stake
  • Sagittarius: let's do all the drugs!! and party!! and be reckless yay!
  • Capricorn: one day closer to success!!
  • Aquarius: what's a birthday?
  • Pisces: hi guys, yeah I guess it's my birthday you can get me a gift... if you want to of course. oh and I might have a birthday party maybe, you guys can come if you aren't like busy or anything...
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Goodbye Avocado Boyfriend. You were the best ghoul ever. You let me do drugs all I wanted and didn’t judge. After the funeral I took 80 Jet in a row in memory of J.H. and time was slowed for what seemed like forever.I was pretty sure I almost ruined my game, seriously the frame rate was absolute shit for 30 minutes. 

“Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night, sweet prince; And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.”-Shakespeare

November 10, 2015 - November 25, 2015 <3

jess-lieblich-blog  asked:

can you please screenshot for me, in the hig anxiety part two episode, hank is in a mans office (forgetwho) and there is an anti-drug ad/poster in the background on the wall of the office that says "friends dont let friends do drugs" and has shitty drawings of all of the characters from the show 'friends'?? itd make my life

Here you are jess! Also thanks, because as many times as i have seen this episode i never caught that that was supposed to be from friends.