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Masterpost of Simple Beginner Friendly Potions

Here is a masterpost of a ton of potions I have in my grimoire that are simple and easy to make with simple easy to get ingredients. 

Originally posted by thathipsterwizardaesthetic

Tea Potions

Headache Relief Potion

  • Ginger Root
  • Peppermint
  • Lemon Wedge

Steps: Add herbs to hot water and let them steep for a few minutes. Squeeze in lemon then let the wedge and skin soak for another 1 or 2 before drinking. 

Sour Tummy Be Gone Potion

  • Chamomile Tea
  • Spearmint
  • Ginger Root
  • Spoonful of Honey

Steps: Brew tea then add herbs to it, let them steep for 5 minutes before stirring in your honey counter-clockwise to banish the cramps and sourness in your stomach. 

Deep Slumber Potion

  • Chamomile Tea
  • Lavender
  • Dried Rose Petals/Buds
  • Lemon Balm

Steps: Brew tea then add in herbs to steep for 5 to 6 minutes, add sugar or honey to taste. Drink slowly before bed in a quiet place.

“Bring Me My Own Love” Self Love Potion

  • Rose Water or Rose Tea
  • Sugar
  • Milk or Milk substitute 

Steps: Brew your tea or warm your rose water. Pour in milk and sugar to taste and stir it clockwise to welcome in your own love. Drink while doing something you enjoy.

Release from a Bad Day Potion

  • Green Tea
  • Catnip
  • Lemon Wedge

Steps: Brew and steep your tea and catnip, squeeze in your lemon and stir it counter clockwise to banish the negativity that the day has given you. Add sugar or honey to taste

Give My Heart Strength Potion

  • Black Tea
  • Orange Peel
  • Honey

Steps: Brew tea and let orange peel steep for 5 minutes, stir in your honey clockwise to bring yourself emotional strength.

Open My Mind Awareness Potion

  • Black Tea
  • Cinnamon
  • Milk or Milk substitute
  • (Optional) pinch of Mugwort (use with caution)

Steps: Brew tea and add ingredients. Sit in a quiet place and drink the tea slowly while centering yourself and if you can meditate.

Cleansing Potion

  • Moon Water
  • Rosemary
  • Thyme

Steps: Heat your moon water and let herbs steep for a minute or two before drinking. You may add sugar if you desire

Protect Me From Parasites Potion

(protects from psychic and energy parasites)

  • Moon Water
  • Rosemary 
  • Mint

Steps: Heat moon water and steep your herbs for 5 minutes. Drink at the start of your day.

Coffee Potions

Strength For a Big Day

  • Coffee
  • Cinnamon
  • Sugar to Taste

Like a Storm Confidence Potion

  • Coffee
  • Hazelnut creamer
  • Cinnamon
  • Fresh Orange peel

Spark of Creativity Potion

  • Coffee
  • 2 Drops Vanilla extract
  • Fresh Orange Peel
  • Spoonful of Caramel

Romancing Myself Potion for Self Acceptance

  • Coffee
  • Hot chocolate mix
  • Milk
  • Red rose petal

To Good Friends Friendship Potion

  • Coffee
  • Caramel
  • Sugar
  • A cherry
  • A good friend to share it with

Hot Chocolate Potions

Warm My Bones Happiness Potion

  • Hot chocolate
  • Marshmallow/Marshmallow fluff
  • 1 drop vanilla extract
  • Cherry 

To Get Through Hard Days Potion

  • Hot Chocolate
  • Cinnamon
  • Milk
  • Fresh Mint Leaf

For Enhanced Energy Potion

  • Hot Chocolate
  • Orange Peel

Gem Elixir Potions

Note! Unlike the others, these ones are NOT edible nor should they be ingested! These potions are for anointing or bath magic.

None of these potions are made with the crystals in the water! I ALWAYS put my crystals around a jar or cup of water to charge over night. SOME OF THESE CRYSTALS SHOULD NEVER GO IN WATER!!! So please just place them around your jar of water over night, not in it.

I am Beautiful Potion

  • Water
  • Angel Aura Quartz
  • Clear Quartz
  • Coconut Oil (small amount)

Peaceful Thoughts Potion

  • Water
  • Amethyst
  • Moonstone
  • Lavender

A Pinch of Luck Potion

  • Water
  • Aquamarine
  • Sunstone
  • Spearmint

Divination Improvement Potion

  • Water
  • Amethyst
  • Nuummite
  • Orange Peels
ACOWAR References

I wanted to highlight a few of my favorite references in ACOWAR because it really does make the story way more fun! (These are mostly my own observations/ideas and nothing too official). 

I’ll add more tomorrow when I have time… but off the top of my head I remember:

  • Koeschi: probably from the Russian folk tale Koschei the Deathless
  • Stryga: the same name as that main chimera on Notre Dame!
  • Vassa: a reference to the Russian folk tale The Firebird and Princess Vasilia (although her story also sounds like it’s blended with Swan Lake). So that would mean that Koeschi is her kidnapper…
  • I got serious Exodus vibes from Nephelle’s story
  • Lord Thanatos. lol
  • Thesan, the Etruscan Goddess of dawn
  • the Morrigan (which still makes me so happy)
  • Andromache
  • pretty sure Azriel is named after Azrael, the Angel of Death
  • Madja the healer: I read about an ancient Egyptian archeological site where they found a healer’s body and named her Madja but maybe that’s a total coincidence
  • not sure if Dagdan is a reference to The Dagda but that was my first thought… especially the association with the cauldron
  • Idk if Elain is a reference to the Arthurian legend where Elaine the Fair (or The Lady of Shallott if you’re an Anne of Green Gables fan) dies of unrequited love… but that kind of fits.
  • the Myrmidons: I’m taking this in the Achilles context
  • Eris, the Greek goddess of discord
  • I think the Illyrian stuff is obvious but there’s that
  • Helion’s probably a form of Helios, the Titan god of the sun
  • I totally googled this after a certain plot point: Lucien means “light/illumination” and that’s rather fitting haha. He’s also a prince in Persian mythology buuut I don’t think that really fits.
  • the Naga
  • And this is old news but still makes me sad when people don’t know it, so: the ancient Scottish ballad of Tam Lin
  • Ouroboros!
  • and then there are the obvious influences in earlier books of Beauty & the Beast, Hades/Persephone, Cinderella (with how she had to pick the lentils out of the fireplace before she could go to the “ball” in ACOTAR), East of the Sun West of the Moon, etc…

Ok I feel like I’m forgetting a ton and I know I’ve read about a Brannagh before, so let me think on a few and add more later! I just love mythology and how many reference Maas can throw into one book.

Sans/Reader: F.F. List

Rain, Rain, Go Away by ToumeiKyoudai (Sans/Reader - Unrated)

Jack Of All Trades by CapnHanbers (Sans/Reader - Rated E/18+)

For Whom the Skell Tolls by MeekoMyachi (Sans/Reader - Rated E/18+)

Domestic Life With a Skeleton by LadyAnatares (G!Sans/Reader - Rated M/16+)

Holy Matriboney by Rockinmuffin (Sans/Reader/Papyrus - Rated T)


Simple Vegan Pizza



  • 4 cups of bread flour
  • 1 ½ cups water
  • 1 packet instant dry yeast
  • 1 tsp salt


  • 1 can crushed tomatoes
  • ¼ cup olive oil
  • 4 cloves of garlic
  • 4 fresh basil leaves
  • 1 tbsp fresh rosemary
  • 1 tbsp dried oregano
  • 2 tbsp fresh oregano
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 tsp sugar
  • 2 tsp paprika
  • 1 tsp red pepper flakes


  1. For the dough mix yeast with warm water and let it sit for a few minutes. Add flour and salt and mix with your hands until it firms up. On a floured surface place the dough on the surface and knead until firm. Set aside in a bowl and let dough rise for 1 hour to over night. 
  2. In a large pot heat oil and add herbs and mined garlic and cook until fragrant. Add tomatoes and remaining spices and cook for 30-45 minutes with the lid on.
  3. Preheat oven to 200°C. Divide dough into two equal parts and roll them out and place them onto a baking pan with parchment paper. Spread the sauce on top of the dough and top with your favorite toppings. Bake for 20 minutes or until dough is crispy and golden brown. 
  4. Cut pizza into equal pieces. Sprinkle with nutritional yeast for a cheesy kick.  Enjoy!
Shit Disturber

Hello, Love bugs! 

 Dan X Reader 

Warnings- Adult themes. swears but duh I always swear. No real smut 

omg omg omg could you please do a fan fiction where you give Dan a massive hickey and then he has to video with it and he gets loads of comments about it and you just laugh at him.- Anonymous

 Love bites. Love bites all over the base of Dan’s neck and chest. You loved to give him hickeys. He was also a huge fan of giving and receiving them himself. The night before you had been a bit wound up and had been playing around with Dan. The two of you couldn’t have sex because all thanks are given to the woman body. That doesn’t mean the two of you couldn’t have fun like a couple of teens trying not to get caught by your parents. In this case, your parents would be Phil. This evening seemed like a regular Monday to you. 

On Tuesday’s you stay late at school with a study group while Dan does his live show. The group had already dispersed for the evening so it was just you and your laptop in the library. You decided it would probably fine to turn on Dan’s You-Now while you continued working. As you stuck your headphone’s in you tuned into the show to find Dan in the same place as always. In his room on his big Mac talking about ascetics, kinks and loads of other shit.  Everything seemed pretty normal until you noticed something just above the collar of his t-shirt. There in clear red-purple colour was one of the hickeys you had given Dan the evening before. You couldn’t text fast enough to Dan to let him know to try and shift so it wouldn’t be so noticeable. You waited what felt like forever before you could hear Dan’s Phone go off in the live feed. You watched as his happy little smile went to wonder as he peered at his phone a little harder, he had to make sure he was reading your words right. Once you knew he had read the message you decided that you were at a safe enough distance away from him to tease a little by sending over a kiss face emoji. Again you waited as Dan tried to shift and look normal before looking down at your newest text. The biggest shit eating grin was placed on both of your faces. You decided to go home and deal with what you could only assume will be a crazy Dan.  

Once you got home you could hear the sound of absolutely nothing. That was strange. The apartment was always filled with music or some TV show on in the background.You made your way up the stairs to see Phil’s bedroom closed. Dan’s room, however, had the soft glow of his lamps on. You quietly enter the room to see Dan surfing on Tumblr. There on his screen, you can see every single post about his one visible hickey. If people were freaking out about that one that was noticeable they should see his collar bones. poor things. You made your presence known buy dropping your bag in the doorway with a soft thump. Dan hears the thump turning your way and looking your way, he smiles seeing you recreating the same smile.

 “Well, you did it, love. The internet is broken with pictures of a hickey on my neck. Everyone is absolutely positive that this is the doing of Phil. Little do they know there is someone else in my life that happens to be quite a little shit disturber. ” you make your way over to Dan’s desk to sit on his lap.

 “So how are you going to deal with all of this, hmm let’s say mess.” You place a kiss to Dan’s love bite that caused all of the problems.

“I’m probably not going to do a single thing. Let them assume what they want. I don’t play well with others so I, not sharing you with the world yet.” You smile against his lips as place lots of little kisses to them. “Just so you know my next few months are going to be filled with comments about it so when I bitch to you it’s your job to let me.

 "If you bitch I will just add a few more to your skin.” A laugh leaving you from the thought of All the jokes that are going to be coming his way.

“Oh, that’s it.” Before you knew it Dan as picking you up and tossing you onto the bed. You couldn’t help but giggle the entire time. “I’m going to repay ten fold my pet.” That was the last thing you heard before Dan started to place the similar love bites along your jaw, neck, and chest.

Black Bean Soup

This may very well be my original bulk cooking meal. My mom made it very often while we were growing up, though hers was chronically underseasoned (sorry, but not sorry). I made various versions during my time at college because it was so cheap, so filling, and yielded so much frickin’ food with a decent amount of protein. I could just freeze it up and not have to fuss with preparing food again for much of the week again. Time was a primary objective at school. It has evolved into this current iteration. 

Fun fact, one of the reasons this appealed to me so much in college was because it’s vegetarian. Meat was prohibitively expensive on my student budget and the thought of keeping raw meat in my cramped student fridge was a nauseating prospect. Oh! Another fun fact! I have: perhaps, an irrational fear of contracting foodborne pathogens Anyway–

  • 2-1 lb bags of dried black beans (soaked and cooked to package instruction)
  • 2-3 TBSP of a mildly flavored cooking oil
  • 1 large yellow onion, diced
  • 3 cloves of garlic, minced
  • 2-3 carrots, diced
  • 1 red bell pepper, diced
  • 1 green bell pepper, diced
  • 2 jalapenos, diced and deseeded
  • 2 TBSP ground cumin
  • 1 tsp Mexican oregano
  • salt, to taste
  • black pepper, to taste
  • 2 TBSP sherry wine
  • 2 TBSP apple cider vinegar (or any other transparent cooking vinegar)
  • 1 quart of vegetable or chicken stock (one step vegan conversion when using vegetable)
  • 15 oz can of diced tomatoes

Directions: Soak and cook your black beans in advance. While you could use cans that would be a whooooole lot of cans. It’s much cheaper and efficient to use dry beans here. Prepare your vegetables. In, once again, the biggest pot you have, heat up the oil over a medium-high heat. Saute the onions and garlic until soft and fragrant, then add the carrots and bell pepper to do the same. Next, add in the jalapenos, a pinch of salt, and stir. Add the cumin and oregano, allow it to heat up and become fragrant, then hit it with the wine and vinegar. Bring the heat down to a medium-low and let it sizzle then simmer for a few minutes. 

Add in the cooked black beans and the majority of the salt you planned to use (beans are greedy). Finish with black pepper, then stir the contents until combined. Add in the stock, stir. Bring the heat up to high and let it come to a boil before covering with a lid and bringing it down to low heat. Simmer for 15 minutes. Take an immersion blender and give about a dozen jolts with it. We do not want to blend the mixture completely smooth, just break up some of it. If you do not have an immersion blender to do this, just transfer 3-6 cups of the soup into a traditional blender or food processor, blend smooth, and add it back to the pot. I’m tellin’ you, though, that the $40 on an immersion blender is beyond worth not dealing with that mess. Anyway–that was a tangent. Let the soup continue to simmer. Add in the drained diced tomatoes and any desired seasoning adjustments. Let it simmer again for about another 15 minutes. Good serving items with this include lemon wedges and cilantro.

Vegan Shepard’s pie Recipe! If you don’t have access to vegan butter you can use oil or margarine in place.


  • 4 russet potatoes
  • 3 carrots
  • 3 celery stalks
  • ½ yellow onion
  • 2 cups chopped mushrooms (one package)
  • 1 Tbsp. flour
  • 1 tsp fresh thyme
  • 1 tsp fresh sage
  • 4 cloves garlic
  • 2 cups veggie broth
  • 1/3 cup red wine
  • salt
  • pepper
  • soy milk (or rice milk)
  • vegan butter

Peel, chop, and boil the potatoes for 10-15 minutes until soft.
Meanwhile, chop the carrots, celery, and onion, sauté in vegan butter or oil for a few minutes. Add the mushrooms, and cook until the edges begin to darken. add the garlic, and season with salt and pepper. Add the tomato paste, flour, thyme, and sage. Slowly add the veggie broth and wine, stirring continuously. Let simmer for a few minutes to thicken.
Mash the potatoes and add the soy milk and vegan butter. Add more if needed until smooth. Season with salt and pepper to taste.
Lay the veggie filling into a baking dish, the spread the mashed potatoes over top. At this time, you can get creative with designs and patterns for the top. The rougher the surface, the crispier it will turn out.
Spray the surface with cooking oil. Broil for 10-15 minutes, or until the top is crispy.

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anonymous asked:

Hi! Are you reading or planning on reading Sakura s clear card arc? What do you think about it?



It’s absolutely rocking my world. I’ll say a bit more under the cut, just in case anyone was hoping to stay relatively unspoiled about any details for the moment. 

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Do you wanna kill a creampuff?

Do you want to build a snowman (Natlise edition)

Natasha @ Elise (of course):

Do you wanna kill a creampuff?
Let’s make it really gay
Kisses, let’s just add a few
Kait, miss your queue
So creampuffs can be slayed
We can be just “buddies”
But let’s be real
Dating you is more ideal
Do you wanna kill a creampuff?
A little tongue should be enough

Sweet Potato Hash with Tofurky Chorizo and Eggs: Guys, this is probably the most amazing thing I’ve eaten in awhile. It’s a real, “Man, I wish it was time to eat again” meal. This was my first time trying tofurky and it’s absolute witchcraft. It doesn’t even have any especially weird ingredients, at least not strange when compared to an actual sausage. If you wanted this to be vegan, I’d just replace the eggs with a side of beans to keep the protein macros similar. 

I made this because I was feeling like a bit more fat at breakfast would keep me fueled up a bit longer this week. It’s real easy, too.

2 TBSP oil (such as olive, but I used avocado because fancy)
2 medium-large sweet potatoes, diced
half a medium red onion, diced
1 red bell pepper, diced
2 jalapenos, diced (seeds and membranes removed if not very spice tolerant)
3 cloves of garlic, minced
1-12 oz package of Tofurky Chorizo (or, regular chorizo if that’s your mode)
salt, to taste
½ tsp black pepper
¼ tsp cayenne
1 TBSP chili powder
½ TBSP paprika
½ TBSP cumin
1 tsp ground coriander
2 TBSP apple cider vinegar (any vinegar will do, really)

Directions: Prepare all the vegetables, I really do highly recommend you cut the sweet potato very small so they don’t take ages to cook. Heat up oil in a large skillet over a high heat. While the chorizo will render a lot of fat, we need extra to keep the vegetables from burning as the sweet potato needs awhile to cook. Once heated, add the chorizo first and allow its fat to start rendering. Let it cook for a few minutes, stirring occasionally. Add the onion, garlic, bell pepper, and jalapenos. Let them begin to soften and become fragrant. Keep stirring, and let’s start our salt layers with a little pinch now! Add the vinegar now. What you’re looking for here is a “sizzzzz!” Reduce the heat to about medium. Now, add the black pepper, cayenne, chili powder, paprika, cumin, and ground coriander. Stir it all up and allow the spices to warm up and become fragrant, about a minute. Add the sweet potato and really, really get that mixture all stirred up and give it a fairly generous lashing of salt, but not too much. The chorizo has quite a bit! Now, let that potato start cooking up, stir often. Once the sweet potato is the desired texture we’re ready. Serve with 2 eggs, prepared how you like them. Or, choose beans if you’re vegan to stick with the Tex-Mex vibes. Serves 6-8.

Simple Protective Cleansing Bath

A simple cleansing bath to recharge and cleanse any protective shields, i decided to use herbs that are relatively easy to gain access to for this one, they are all things that can be found in your average spice cabinet. 

      Materials Needed

  • 1 Cup Sea Salt (protection, cleansing)
  • ¼th Cup Basil (protection)
  • ¼th Cup Rosemary (protection, cleansing)
  • ¼th Cup Bay Leaves (protection, cleansing)
  • ¼th Cup Thyme (Cleansing)
  1. Once you assemble all Your ingredients, Mix them together . While Feeling their energizes, pouring your power into them and visualizing your magickal goal blend the herbs with your fingers. once mixed Either set them aside in a bowl or Pour into a Sachet      ( adding them to a sachet makes clean up faster)
  2. Next run a hot bath, and add the herbal mixture and let seep for a few minutes before entering.
  3. Now enter the bath and just soak focus on your goal and intent for this bath. Stay in the water until you feel ready or the bath water becomes cold.

- Spell by HoneyCoyote -

Witches’ Remedies & Painkillers

from PaganHeart.co.uk



(IMPORTANT: Herbal preparations should never be boiled in aluminum vessels! Use only copper, earthenware or pyrex to avoid contamination of the medicines. Please follow all directions carefully!)

ANIMAL BITES (MINOR WOUNDS) - The powdered root of angelica (gathered when the moon is in Leo, preferably)mixed with a bit of pitch and laid on the biting of dogs, or any other creature, helps to cleanse the open wound and makes it heal more quickly.

ANXIETY - A tea made from catnip, chamomile or skullcap helps to relieve anxiety and nervousness.

ARTERIOSCLEROSIS (HARDENING OF THE ARTERIES) - Combine one pint of grain alcohol with one ounce of powdered dried Hawthorne berries. This tincture should be given in doses ranging from one to 15 drops. (NOTE: Although hawthorne is non-toxic, it can produce dizziness if taken in large doses)

ASTHMA - Place the soft fuzzy leaves of the mullein plant in a teapot with hot water and inhale the steam through the spout to relieve the symptoms. Another preventative against mild attacks calls for one tablespoon of sunflower oil taken at night before going to bed. A brew of skunk cabbage, garlic, onion and honey was favored by many witches as a remedy for bronchial asthma. A very old asthma remedy used by the Native American calls for the smoking of ground red clover blossoms. The leaves of the California gum plant combined with those of the stramonium were also smoked.

ATHLETE’S FOOT - Rub onion juice between the toes two or three times daily until the condition disappears.

BACKACHE - A tea of nettle or rosinweed is recommended for aching backs by many witches.

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anonymous asked:

My father had very poor eyesight in his later years. His doctor told him it was best for him to sleep with his head elevated. This was because if he were to lay flat on his back for too long, pressure would build and the blood vessels around his eyes would burst, causing him to see spots. So, for a long time, my father slept in his recliner rather than in the bed with my mother because it was better for his eyes. (1/2)

….. But according to SOME people (*cough* SALTY ANTIS *cough*), not sleeping in the same bed as your wife, no matter the reason, means that you live in a loveless marriage and can’t stand your wife or something…?? 😒 (2/2)

Lol, funny isn’t? Let me add a few others…

  • According to SOME people, having a bottle on your desk means you’re a depressed alcoholic.
  • According to SOME people, being away on an important mission for the sake of maintaining the peace means wanting to be away from your family.
  • According to SOME people, telling someone you love them means you’re “forcing your feelings onto them”.

I could literally do this all day, because I’m really not short on examples :D

anonymous asked:

I don't know if you give out advice to other beasts but I really need your help! I'm having difficulty with having sex with my boyfriend. The problem is that as soon as things start getting hot between us I can't stop myself from growing! I quickly get too big to 'fit' in him and my ass gets so huge that he can't penetrate me either! I won't lie, it feels amazing to just let go n' grow while he worships and humps my muscles or gut. But I'd like to give him some 'normal' sex too! Any advice?

“Hello, yes, I’m Doctor G. Beast (it’s pronounced Best of course.) And I’m your relationship counsellor here, and I understand you’ve been having some..performance issues hmm? Oh no, don’t worry, I didn’t for a second mean difficulty rising for the situation..or even rising too early. The problem is..too MUCH intimacy isn’t it? Too much too quick? I think..I think I know what the problem is. I’m going to need you two to close your eyes. Relax, and listen as I lead you through an exercise to help keep that flame from roaring up too fast..”
I lean back in my chair as you, recline on the couch and start to take deep breaths.

“You start off in the hallway, your little boyfriend instigating it..as he often does, pulling you close, into a deep kiss, stepping up on his tiptoes, and slowly standing on the tops of your feet as you inch taller already. He doesn’t even have to start undressing you, you just GROW out of your clothes, as is so normally the case.”

I’m describing this, watching your hands rubbing up and down your body, in a trance at this point, your chest heaving as your boyfriend watches, he can see the muscles tensing as my tone deepens, as I grow more serious.

“But you CALM yourself..a few deep breaths. Breathe in, and out, feel that growth energy, not stopping, not lessening at all, but charging..do you feel that? Good..Good. Keep that up. Focus on it. Your boyfriend climbing onto the bed, his little ass in the air, he’s ready, this is what he’s used to, having to get fucked as FAST as possible or there was just no way he could enjoy you, you grow so MUCH so QUICKLY! But this is different. Flip him onto his back, grab his cock with your hand. There you go, now CHANNEL that growth. that stored growth. Feel it in your hand as he writhes against your fingers. Feel the energy channeling up each digit as it swells and tightens in a grip around your boyfriend’s cock. Feel the growth rippling your forearm veins thickening, sleeve tearing there you go. That’s what you want. CHANNEL that growth.”
Your boyfriend watching now on the couch beside you, in shock, as your single arm starts to grow, fingertips first, as I walk you through this process, his smile lighting up as he starts to grope himself!

“Good. Good this is what it’s about. you LOVe him, you want to pleasure him so very much but yet you want to fuck him. SLOWLY too. and you can. OK, now you slide up against him, good job..that cock swelling, that growth energy rushing into you..god there’s so MUCH..I’ve never FELT such a fucking charge. But feel it build, don’t let it go all to your cock, no no. There you go, rise up, slide that monster into his tight ass, feel it pulse, that growth rush to your balls, you want to pump your little boy toy full of so much pre that he can’t even walk. yes, do you feel them growing? do you feel your balls weighing down now? pressing against your calves as you swell bigger still with each thrust into him? ok, increase the thickness, now add some more height, mass! muscle! you can grow that, give him something to look at as you slowly guide that monster cock deeper and DEEPER into his frame! REMEMBER your breathing!”

By this point your balls have all but burst through your pants, sitting there on my couch, hands squeezing the leather digging your nails into it as you shudder, and huff, trying so hard to focus on that breathing, your muscles tensing and swelling as you find it so HARD to hold back! You just want to be MASSIVE! to GROW! your boyfriend slowly stroking your member, feeding himself onto that beastcock and suddenly you’re getting fucked in real life, as I lead you through this hypnosis fuck session! Oh this is fantastic practice alright! He’s wincing, it’s already bordering on FAR too large! But that’s not a problem we can WORK with that!

“Good, good he’s loving it. I promise. the bed is creaking, but already you’ve been fucking him far longer than you’ve ever done! Now channel that growth again it’s getting too fast, look at his stomach BULGING from that monster. Add it to muscle, add it to density, you can grow the same muscle fibers THICKER, harder, HEAVIER so that you’re not growing as TALL, as TREMENDOUS, but still that mass is going somewhere! Go on, focus it! LET IT go for a second RUSH that surge of growth into your pecs, add a few hundred pounds, but don’t let them grow any bigger than your chin. OK? go on, give him something to feel! THERE you go! See them See how HEAVY they are! it almsot hurts your BACK to bend over with them doesn’t it? each pec weighs 400lbs, muscle as dense as MARBLE you fucking growing beastgod! PERFECT! You’re getting it, you’re NAILING it! he’s cum…twice now? and you’re not even CLOSE to too big for the little size queen!”

I chuckle watching him on his back on the floor of my office now, your cock straining as big as his forearm, as I see it start to harden, start to thicken, and I realize you’re focusing now, channeling that growth into your cock meat too..it’s so HARD now every THROB lifts your boyfriend up off the ground! your naked frame inching to the 9ft mark as your oversexed boytoy is whimpering, the most intense fuck of his life, onto his 4th orgasm and still you GROW, able now to focus and channel this energy in real life from the hypnotic journey I’m bringing you through! I can hear the steel reinforced floor start to creak and groan. It’s incredible as i’ve had guys reach the 20ft mark and not heard a peep but you..you’re packing on so much size..so much DENSE MUSCLE onto your now 10ft body it might just fall right through!

“OK now..you’re gonna have to cum! This is the hardest part! You’ve grown your body so fucking STRONG so BIG you need now to focus on cumming but letting your partner OFF..i’m not sure if he could take it..” I laugh watching your big thick hands grab him and pull him off your cock, letting him grind his aching little prick against your solid steel pecs, as your monstrous cock starts to rumble…

“Good! now go on! Cum!” I say, letting your hypnotic climax match JUSt as you erupt in real life, but..god it..it’s INCREDIBLE i watch that beast cock SURGE upwards, tearing through the roof! Growing bigger and THICKER as your boyfriend is pinned against your chest, and I have to step to the opposite wall! bigger and BIGGER it grows as it starts to rocket cum MILES into the sky! I see your hips thrusting as you ROAR, the BEAST finally out! Punching the floor and wall as you keep growing, just..just OUT of control. Your boyfriend laughing as I just shake my head. You stop cumming, and come to, staring up at a pillar of beastcock, your naked muscle frame trembling from the orgasm as you realize that cock has to have stretched…100ft into the air?

This…this was a GOOD first try. But we’re gonna need to see you next week ok? Same time alright for you?

全职高手(Quan Zhi Gao Shou/The King’s Avatar) Official English Subs

Comment from 茕然_:

So will the producers consider uploading official English subs starting from next week???? The western community’s reaction was actually very positive and a lot of people on YouTube are asking for subs. As opposed to fan subs, it’s better to make official ones. English fan sub groups are quite numerous even in China, no?

Reply from Quan Zhi Gao Shou official account:

We made the English subs ages ago. We’re preparing to release it.

Reply from 绝世好攻叶老板:

YES YES YES!!! Now that people mention it this really needs to be brought to attention!!!!! Take Ling Qi (Soul contract/Spiritpact) for example, which was authorized for a Japanese dub. I watched the Japanese dub and all the foreigners who watched it thought it was a Japanese anime 😭😭 So I agree with uploading the English subs first, at least make a disclaimer that it’s copyrighted by Chinese producers before making a Japanese dub (actually there’s no need to make a Japanese dub, just make them watch the Chinese dub)

Comment from 濑意:

I agree with the top comment, and just to add a few things. Rather than letting the fan subs run wild abroad, the producers should upload it with an official account on YouTube, just one episode per week as usual with English subs. It will reduced the amount of illegal uploads and increase popularity, killing two birds with one stone, so why not do it this way? There have been way too many sites abroad reported in the past few days_(:з)∠)_

Reply from 尼尔号:

Foreigners generally responded that the English subs were too fast, that they couldn’t keep up. Can’t be helped, we Chinese speak with a quick rhythm.


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New Moon Herbal Bath

Since the New moon is coming up i figured this would be a good time to post this. this bath is meant to help cleanse you negative energizes while helping you sync with the New Moons lunar energizes. 

Materials Needed:

  • 1 Cup CourseSea Salt 
  • ¼th Cup Rosemary 
  • ¼th Cup Lavender
  • 1/8th Cup Vervain
  • ¼th CupWhite Roses
  • ¼th Cup Mugwort
  1. Once you assemble all Your ingredients, Mix them together . While Feeling their energizes, pouring your power into them and visualizing your magickal goal blend the herbs with your fingers. once mixed Either set them aside in a bowl or Pour into a Sachet      ( adding them to a sachet makes clean up faster)
  2. Next run a hot bath, and add the herbal mixture and let seep for a few minutes before entering.
  3. Now enter the bath and just soak focus on your goal and intent for this bath. Stay in the water until you feel ready or the bath water becomes cold.

Mugwort should Never Be handled during pregnancy or if you are trying to become pregnant. 

- Spell by HoneyCoyote -

Witchy Candle Tutorial

Hey guys! With the Winter Solstice coming up, I’ve been making candles as gifts for my family and friends. I took pictures of my process in case it might be useful to anyone. 

What you will need:
-potholders/oven mitts to protect your hands
-wicks and wick holders
-cardboard rolls 
-dye (optional)
-fragrance (optional)

I’ve made both jar candles (pictured left) and pillar candles (pictured right) but this tutorial is only for pillar candles. The candle I’m making in this tutorial is for someone that has anxiety so the herbs I’m adding are lavender and rose petals for soothing qualities and self love. 

FIRST! Make sure that your working area is covered entirely in newspaper. Wax can come off of most hard surfaces but its a lot easier to clean up if you use newspaper because this is can get very MESSY. Next, take cardboard tubes (mine were from toilet paper rolls) and hot glue them to a flat cardboard surface. MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO GAPS in between the cardboard roll and the flat surface when you glue them. Otherwise hot wax runs everywhere. I learned this the hard way. Pictured on the left is the first one I made to give you an idea of what it is going to look like. 

Next fill a pot about ¼ full with water and set it to a boil. Inside the pot you will place a separate container, preferably disposable or something you will only use for wax, like a coffee tin or a cookie wafer tin (like I’m using) because the inside will be impossible to clean. Don’t allow the water to boil dry. Place your wax inside the disposable tin and allow the water to melt the wax. Keep an eye on your wax in case it gets too hot and catches fire. Once the wax is in liquid form you can add dye and mix it (dye is available at most crafting stores) to make whatever color you want or you can melt a chunk of colored wax from old candles you have during the melting process to make colors. Just make sure that its from the same type of candle you’re making (jar candle wax for jar candles, pillar candle wax for pillar candles) This is also the point where you would add fragrance if you wanted to. 

Let the wax cool for a few minutes and pour a little bit into the bottom of the mold, place your wick in the center of the wax and allow it to COOL before you pour more hot wax in to make sure your wick is set in the center of your candle. If the wick isn’t in the center it will burn funny or might not burn at all. 

Once the wick has set I use two toothpicks taped together to make sure the wick is held straight up through the center of the candle while I’m pouring the rest of the wax. The toothpicks hold the the wick in place. Then carefully pour in the rest of your wax and sprinkle the top with whatever herbs you are using. Leave to set overnight….

And in the morning peel off the cardboard around it and bam! You have a beautiful candle! 

anonymous asked:

Lately I've been having to remove stuck toe shed from my leos almost every time even though I've been misting the moss and even misting them directly. We're probably having a dry spell in my town idk. It's obviously a pain for everyone. Is there a good way of guaranteeing it comes off the first time?

unfortunately, no.  I get my best results with making sure the moss isn’t just damp, but saturated.  I soak it when I notice a gecko going gray.  Sometimes I give the gecko a little bath too. 

Put enough warm water in a container to JUST BARELY cover the gecko’s toes.  Add gecko.  Let gecko sit for a few minutes.  Some geckos find this Highly Distressing, so you might have better results with a sauna.

For a sauna, soak some paper towels in hot water and line a container with them.  Add gecko.  The steam helps reduce shedding problems.

Turkey bolognese ready to go in the fridge 👍This stuff improves day by day in the fridge and is probably at its best after about three days! Perfect cook-ahead recipe, which also freezes perfectly as well, so I always make a HUGE pan of it when I have the time and energy!

1. Put some diced white onion in a pan with a little coconut oil and let it sizzle for a few mins until slightly softened, then add in some crushed garlic, diced fresh red chilli (leave the seeds in if you want it hotter), smoked paprika, dried oregano, ground cumin, cayenne pepper (or chilli powder if you prefer) and ground cinnamon. Give it all a stir and let it cook for a few more mins-it smells amazing! 2. Add in your ground turkey and push it about the pan with a spatula, mixing it through the onion and spices until the turkey is nicely coated and has begun to cook. Add some chopped bell peppers and you can add in some diced carrot and celery if you like at this point too, just for some added vitamins! Give it a stir for a minute or two. 3. Add in some tinned, chopped tomatoes- 1-2 tins depending on how much sauce you want and the quantities of meat and veggies you’re using. I also usually add an organic chicken stock cube to add some extra flavour, and a splash of water. 4. Add a drained tin of kidney beans, or mixed pulses if you prefer. 5. Allow to simmer slowly and gently until thickened nicely and all the flavours are combined. Season to taste. You might also like to add a little sugar to balance the acidity from the tomatoes and take the edge off the chilli if you’ve accidentally made it a bit hotter than intended!