lethal inspiration

“It’s funny, isn’t it,” their lover said. “The damage that one insignificant little kiss can do.” They smiled down at the protagonist and pressed another sweet kiss to their forehead, making the protagonist’s knees give out. 

“How are you doing that?” they gasped out. “What are you?”

anonymous asked:

How would a Paladin react to the Borderlands Vault Hunters (Roland, Lilith, Brick, Mordecai, Axton, Maya, Salvador, Zer0, Kreig, and Gaige)?

Tarek’s notes on the so called Vault Hunters encountered on the planet Pandora

Vault Hunter’s in general: Dangerous chaotic treasure seekers. But, they don’t target civilians, and the universally inhospitable location they find themselves in (bandits, cannibals, bandit cannibals, giant monsters, genocidal corporate overlords, giant monsters serving the will of genocidal corporate overlords, and Claptrap) becomes somewhat more hospitable due to their efforts rather than contrary to it. I have met several notable individuals claiming the Vault Hunter title, all in one skilled in their respective field.

Roland: Stable, natural leader, experienced vet. I can see why many of his fellows gravitate around him, and can carry a conversation without difficulty. He’s clearly gone native without regrets though, and given what I hear about Atlas corporation, I can hardly blame him.

Lilith: Where Roland is Order, the Siren is Chaos. Not to say she’s mad, at least compared to many of her contemporaries, but her approach is clearly less disciplined than Roland’s. Fire is naturally her element, and I fear one day she’ll burn herself out. I wonder if her nature as a Siren marks her as some kind of Favored Soul, and if so, who is the one doing the choosing? Note: Shares  a leadership position with Roland, and despite some friction, they seem stable.

Brick: An impressive warrior, and I doubt I could defeat him in a contest of strength or hand to hand. Intelligent, and has a friendly nature under the rough exterior. Clearly revels in contests of strength or battle, but can exhibit other interests as well.

Mordecai: Seems overly lethargic to me, but I’m told he’s an excellent sharpshooter. Seems to only rouse for alcohol and his companion, an avian named Bloodwing. I suspect he would be better off retiring from Vault Hunting, but also that he wouldn’t know how to do anything else.

Axton: I swear, there’s one of these in every armed force I’ve ever served with. Axton seems disciplined, but always errs on the side of whatever mad notion occurs to him in the moment. Good to fight alongside, but do not let him plan the operations.

Maya: From what I understand, Maya was raised to be a holy warrior and/or goddess in service to a religion who considered her nature as a Siren a mark of divinity. They trained her so well that she killed their leader when it turned out he was tyrant planning on using her as an enforcer. As a result she’s understandably disillusioned about someone like myself and is hesitant to trust me. I hope my sincerity comes across, since she seems of noble intent and has an interesting quest to discover the nature of Sirens, which I can’t help but be interested in myself. Note: Among the “second generation” vault hunters, she seems to be their de facto leader.

Salvador: Unlike the others, Salvador is a Pandoran Native. There is something of a cultural gap in talking with him, but he seems earnest enough, and I find him sympathetic enough. Doesn’t seem prone to deep contemplation, and is rather blase for my tastes, but his enthusiasm is infectious and I don’t believe he’d ever think of betraying his companions.

Zer0: Mysterious warrior of uncertain nature. Prone to speaking in poetry, impressive swordsman. I am uncertain if he’s some kind of machine or nonhuman, as he notably has only 4 fingers on each hand. I sense he’d be interesting to talk to, but is never one to stay in one spot for long. Said to be an assassin, but has no obvious political affiliation. Indeed, his primary motivation seems to be finding greater challenges for the sake of proving his skill alone.

Krieg: A barbarian warrior clearly affected by his time on this mad world. Much of his speach come across as word salad, so communication can be difficult. There is understanding in his gaze, and insanely violent as he is, there is a controlled decision making process and strategy in battle. And wild as he is, it never spreads to his allies. Despite his bloodlust, I sense no presence of actual evil.

Gaige: I was dismayed to see a teenager fighting alongside these hardened killers, but Gaige seems to have that stable brand of madness shared by many of the Vault Hunters and a genius that is inspired and lethal. She seems to revel in deliberate anarchy with no intention of slowing down. Also prone to making friends, and writes daily notes to her father who she speaks of very warmly.

Devil’s Backbone AU

@lethal-honey

Oh Lord, Oh Lord, he’s somewhere between
A hangman’s knot, and three mouths to feed
There wasn’t a wrong or a right he could choose 


Hirael was just stepping out of the store, messenger bag filled with cash hanging from his shoulder, his figure obscured by black clothes and topped off with a ski mask, like a proper robber. When he heard the police sirens, his head snapped in the direction, eyes narrowing, they didn’t seem to be aware of him, but rather a girl who was running in the demon’s direction.

He reached out a hand and snatched her wrist as she passed him, yanking her into the alley and dragging her through the maze until they reached a dead end.

“Okay, time to climb.” He looked down to attach the messenger bag securely to his side by moving the strap to hang across his chest, settling the bag behind him and out of his way before he glanced at her, giving her a once over. She wasn’t really wearing shoes good for climbing, “Get on my back, I’ll carry you.”

It wasn’t a perfect climbing wall, but he could scale it without a problem. He adjusted his gloves and looked up at the wall, taking in the little footholds he could use, mapping a path for himself as he waited for her to get on his back.

I am back and rested from ECCC 2014. Nice to meet so many fine people. This comic-illustration might be of use for those of you who find yourselves in a similar situation wishing to avoid offense.

anonymous asked:

i saw someone say the pic of hugh in the black turtle neck reminded them of peace frog's fic on a03 with baby Will and sugar daddy Hannibal and now I can't unsee it xD

I can definitely see that (and here’s a link to @crossroadscastiel ‘s story if anyone hasn’t read it and if you haven’t you should go read it, like, right now.)

Young Hugh pictures are lethal and inspire the absolute filthiest of images and fic (honestly, any picture of Hugh really).

And then when you put these pictures into the context of Young!Will your heart starts beating wildly and the fantasies turn up to 11 and suddenly you’re searching for porn lookalikes and writing thousands of words where young virginal Will is taken in by the handsome older man who may or may not be a cannibal but it doesn’t matter because he’s going to introduce this young cunning boy to the wonders of sex (rimming, so much rimming, it’s always rimming)

and you just.

You just want to dirty him up

and see him all sweaty with his legs in the air and Hannibal right between his thighs

moaning and crying FILTHY things and having Hannibal say even filthier things back

and your mind just explodes because the images are so lewd and perfect and the fact that Hannibal has called Will ‘boy’ in canon still makes you cry and blush all at once. 

This is my long winded way of saying pictures of Hugh (at any age but goddamnit especially those pictures of him when he was younger) have ruined my life and ruined many others’ lives and young!Will and sugar daddy!Hannibal are the perfect combo for absolute filth. And it’s beautiful (oh god, so beautifully dirty. So perfect.)

Blazing Heart and Grand Master Arrive! by CO Cuddles

The wait is soon over! Get ready to advance your Pyro and Saber Knights to Elesis’ new 2nd Job Classes. Which path will you take?! Will you be the Dancer of Flames or command the battlefield as the Leader of the Red Knights?

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And in other big news…. On May 4th we will be celebrating our 3 Year Anniversary of our service to North America! It’s truly been amazing and time seems to just fly by! We’ll have some fun activities planned for this real soon!

Play as the Dancer of Flames – Blazing Heart

It’s time for Pyro Knight to really hone in on her fire conjuring skills! Elesis begins to struggle with her fire abilities despite the gloves Echo provided her. During her adventures she meets Allegro in Fieta in which he discovers fire energy emanating from her heart. Allegro tells Elesis that a legendary warrior once controlled the element of fire at will. With Allegro’s assistance Elesis eventually learns to control her flames freely and becomes the Blazing Heart, just as the warrior of the legend.

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As the Blazing Heart you perfect your skills as the ultimate flame warrior. A pyro maniac’s dream come true! >:-D  Time to set everything on fire!! One of my favorite features of Blazing Heart is her ability to perform endless combos. While running alternate pressing X and Z Elesis will shoot out flames while jumping over enemies. Lurve it!! <3

Many of her moves do quite a bit of damage to mobs and have heat sinking abilities. For the lazier pyro maniacs, Blazing Wing and Blazing Dance works well doing lethal damage and auto targeting enemies. In addition to these skills, you can even conjure flaming swords and fire walls. Super fun! ;-)

Play as the Leader of the Red Knights - Grand Master

Beautiful, lethal and awe inspiring are just a few words to describe this breathtaking class. Elesis becomes the ultimate commander of the Velder Red Knights. During her pursuit of Scar she hears of Fieta being attacked by the demon invasion which prompts her to prepare for battle. With no clear winner of the war she realizes she cannot fight alone, so she builds an army of Fieta and Velder Knights and trains them. With a loyal army she becomes the Grand Master a decorated soldier and defeater of demons.

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As the Grand Master you continue to refine your skills with the Claymore. Best move ever… THE JUGGERNAUT BUSTER!! Spin and twirl destroying all enemies in your path!! All of Grand Master’s fire strikes are precise and refined!

…and as a commander of the battlefield you can strengthen yourself and your party with War Prelude all while damaging surrounding enemies.  

ItemMall Goodies

No blog would be good if we didn’t reveal some new ItemMall stuffsss. I’d figured you guys would just scroll to the end haha! Now my feels are hurt. </3

Anyway, Elsword’s biggest nemesis (at least in my opinion) Berthe becomes your cute new companion… D’awwww! His demon raiding days are over…Nope this little bugger won’t be trampling you or RAWRing at your useless 250 MP Skills in the Alter of Dedication anymore. ;-) Plus new Arch Angel Ice Burner Costume set! Yey!

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~Cuddles :-DDD

ReBlog is entry 400 times by 5/7 and be 1 of 5 winners to receive 500 K-Ching. Be sure to leave your in-game character name! ;-)