Pardon me

Newsflash, anonymous person whose shoes I may or may not recognize under the stall: just because you’ve flushed 35 times doesn’t mean what you’re doing in there is a mystery. We all know you’re pooping.

The flush doesn’t mask the poop, it accompanies it. Your poop is the vocal, your flush is the bassline, and I just understood all the words perfectly.

Quit wasting water. Poop, flush, and get the hell out of there.