let-me-explain

Here is Luke, wearing a jedi robe.

I wonder who told him the jedi wear robes? I bet it was Obi-wan.

Because he is Obi-wan *dramatic shrugging off of robes* Kenobi.

So here’s how it went.


Luke: *looking for clothes after rotj* hmm, I wonder what the jedi wore? 

Luke: *picks up outfit* eh, I guess this’ll have to do.

 Force ghost Obi-wan: *appears* robes.

Luke: what?

Force ghost Obi-wan: roooobessss!

Luke: okaaaay *continues to go pay*

Force ghost Obi-wan: *moans* robes.

Luke: you’re going to have to use more words, Ben, if you want me to understand you.

Force ghost Anakin: uh, let me explain. The jedi used to where robes, and Obi-wan here loved them. Whenever he would go into a fight he would dramatically shrug off his robe. They were the only good thing that happened to him in his, sad, lonely, depressed life.

Force ghost Obi-wan: *nods head* robes.

Luke: oh, well, if they were part of the jedi’s attire, I might as well where one. *picks up robe, then goes to pay*

The Train Dream

Okay, so @pbj-anonymous asked about the train dream… & after a lot of internal debate, I decided to share. Because, if you can’t talk to your tumblr friends about crazy fan dreams, who can you talk about them with? lol
I’ve put it behind a cut because it’s super long. Keep in mind that I’ve left out a lot of embarrassing detail when it comes to the conversations that took place within the dream. But I still feel a little nervous about putting this out there. Please be nice?

Keep reading

Optimus in his holoform casually talking to tessa in the living room.

Cade: Um???? Excuse me ?? W h o are you??

Optimus: It’s me- 

Cade: What the hell are you doing in my house ???

Optimus: Cade, please, I-

Cade: Tessa, honey, do you know him?? 

Tessa: Dad, chill, he’s-

Cade: What have I told you about bringing boys home?? You’re home two days from collage and your already bringing men twice your age in here??

Optimus: Cade, if you will let me explain-

Cade: You know better than that tessa, he could be a murder for all you know! You’re grounded

Tessa: D A D, THAT’S OPTIMUS !!

Cade: … What ?? N O it’s not !!! I’m looking right at him. Last time I checked Optimus wasn’t made out of flesh and bone.

Optimus: ..It’s a chance for me to explore more of your world from your point of view. 

Cade: … I need a damn drink.

anonymous asked:

Lapis,Peridot, Are YOU gay for eachother?

Lapis: I… Okay. Let me explain, because I have no clue what this means. When I’m with her, all the little things in the world aren’t so bad. I’m happy with her. I love seeing her smile, or blush when she says something that was supposed to sound innocent but came out wrong. She’s kinda just… Perfect in a different way. Don’t tell her I said that.

Peridot: DON’T TELL MY MOM!!! But… I think I like her. LIKE like her. She’s so pretty and funny, and she’s always super nice to me. And… Can you guys keep a secret? My heart feels all… “Fluttery” when I’m with her, she makes me feel better when life hurts me.

So I was Writing and Noticed...

that I may not be writing exactly what you guys are looking for in match-ups, but I really don’t care.

Now before you, all start unfollowing me because I “don’t care” let me explain. I do care (way too much) about what you guys think of my posts, what I don’t care about is what those posts are. I made this blog to write whatever popped into my head, the one thing I was missing before was a prompt (see where this is going).

Your guys asks give me the inspiration to write whatever pops into my head (in response to your asks), and that’s the one thing I love to do.

Now, I know I have mentioned this before, but the reason I’m posting this now is due to a specific ask I answered (but haven’t posted yet). I LOVED writing this specific ask, and I would not stop talking about it with anyone that listened. Eventually, as I was explaining the short-story I wrote to one of my best friends she questioned it.

“Isn’t this supposed to be mushy and cute?”

That’s probably what you guys want right? Mushy, cute scenes where your S/O shows their love through cliche action and flustered adorable messes.

The ask I wrote was NOTHING like that.

It was a Match-up mind you! You had a bonding moment with your S/O where their love for you is blatantly obvious. But, can we be real here, the Transformers Universe is not all sunshine and rainbows, there is some dark, sad, and gritty stuff (the story is literally about a war for crying out loud!). If you’re in any relationship with a bot there will be danger at one point (and even based on your personality maybe several points). So what I’m trying to say is…

IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU GOT, ASK AGAIN!

I am trying to put as much content out there as possible so I don’t care if you drop in the asks and be like “Yo, can you do [this ask] again, but [different more specific request]?” I can assure you I will say yes 100% of the time. Let me repeat, I WILL SAY YES 100% OF THE TIME.

Thank you for listen, I hope I didn’t bore you. If you stuck to the end I can assure you I have bought a shitty desktop computer to use and am currently doing final editing on 4-5 answered asks (though this post was completely made on my phone, RIP).

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About Omegaverse

ALPHAS

·Alphas are the dominant or “masculine” ones in omegaverse

·They are generally large and at least slightly intimidating in appearance

·They possess what is commonly referred to as an “Alpha Voice” which is basically a very commanding tone that Omegas, and sometimes Betas, feel compelled to obey

·Alphas also have a “Croon” which is like a deep rumbling sound (basically a purr) that helps to calm or comfort their Omega or their pups

·"Ruts" are a biological thing that Alphas go through and during a rut they will be easily agitated and extremely horny because their body wants them to knot and breed

·A “Knot” is kind of like a bulb type thing in an Alpha’s penis that swells when they are aroused and keeps them locked inside their Omega during sex to increase chances of getting the Omega pregnant, this is called “Knotting”

·All Alphas are able to impregnate people, but only a female Alpha can get pregnant because male Alphas don’t have a womb

·Female Alphas are often described as having both a penis and a vagina or having a clitoris that extends into one when they are aroused so they can impregnate people

OMEGAS

·Omegas are the submissive or “feminine” ones of the dynamics

·They are generally small, maybe delicate, and feminine in appearance

·Omegas can use their pheromones to effect others, whether it be by calming their child or arousing their Alpha

·"Heats" are a biological thing that Omegas go through and during a heat an Omega will self lubricate (usually referred to as “Slick”) in order to prepare to take an Alphas knot

·Omegas are most fertile during heats and they crave an Alpha’s knot because their body is demanding for them to breed

·When an Omega is in heat is usually the best time for an Alpha to “Bond” with them

·"Bonding" is achieved by biting into a scent gland hard enough to draw blood and eventually scar, it ties two people together mentally, physically, and emotionally. Like, a really extreme marriage

·During heats, pregnancies or any other stressful times, an Omega will “Nest”

·"Nesting" is a process in which an Omega craves warmth and comfort so they will choose a small space, like a closet, and gather blankets, pillows, clothing, anything soft really and especially anything with their Alpha’s scent on it and build a nest to cuddle up in

·"Scenting" is the process of someone spreading their own unique scent onto things or people in an act of comfort or possession

·People in omegaverse usually have four “Scent Glands” two on the neck and one on each wrist. When the glands are stimulated their scent becomes more potent and sticks to whatever or whoever is closest

·Both male and female Omegas can get pregnant and while it is possible for a male Omega to get a female Omega pregnant, a female Omega can’t impregnate anyone

·"Mpreg" male pregnancy, the only males that can pregnant in omegaverse though are Omegas

BETAS

·Betas are basically like normal humans, in omegaverse they are below Alphas but still above Omegas

·Betas can have any kind of appearance, there isn’t really a set expectation for them

·They don’t go through ruts or heats but they can still bond

·They tend to mate with other Betas

·Betas usually have a better sense of smell than the other dynamics

·Like normal humans, male Betas cannot get pregnant and female Betas cannot impregnate anyone

The Fan’s Guide to the Altean Language

Because fanfiction

Probably not complete, but enough to get started. If something is wrong or needs more explaining, let me know. Potential spoilers if you haven’t watch both seasons.

Units of time (presumably not equal to earth time)

  • Quintent = 1 day
  • Decathebe = decade
  • Dobash = minute
  • Varga = hour
  • Tick = second
  • Spicolian movement = week
  • @saiikavon has pointed out that in S2E8, the Blades of Marmora base would be closed for 2 quintents. When they mention that 10 Vargas have passed, Lance correctly estimates another 30 Vargas until the base is open again. From this it can be assumed that 2 Quintents = 40 Vargas or 1 Quintent = 20 Vargas.  

Phrases

  • Stick out like a shoferiaks nose
  • blown straight to Wazblay
  • faster than an angry clanmurel 
  • Jump like a spritely clovenheifer
  • mad as a wet chuuper
  • linked at the ears like a pack of yellmore
  • kragasquizzle on the balmera

Random

  • Nunvil - a purple beverage that purportedly tastes like hotdog water and feet. Other commentary includes “the nectar of the gods”, “makes a wonderful hair tonic”, and “settles the stomach and brightens your smile”
  • Quiznack - a swear word, similar in use to Fuck, crap, or hell (ie: “Oh quiznack” or “What the quiznack”)
  • Quintessence - a type of energy. Context from the world indicates that it is likely some form of Life/spirit energy [EDIT] It’s a real word! According to dictionary.com : noun1.the pure and concentrated essence of a substance.2.the most perfect embodiment of something.3.(in ancient and medieval philosophy) the fifth essence or element,ether, supposed to be the constituent matter of the heavenly bodies,the others being air, fire, earth, and water. Thanks @nickelpenn for the info!
  • Weblem - a giant space worm that eats dead planets, repurposing the material into “the building blocks of new solar systems”. They produce the scultrite mineral, used for Altean teledove lenses.
  • Slavendehoe - literally the altean word for “gone”
  • Duflax - an altean creature with a beak and webbed feet.


Other useful info

  • The paladins left earth on a monday (S1E2)
  • Cryopod, cryo replenishers, and sleep pods have all been used to describe the same unit
  • The black lion is largest, the yellow/blue lions next largest, and the red/green ones the smallest. So Lance and Hunks lions would be described as about the same size
  • The swords the blades of Mamora use are made of Luxite, which is rare
  • Coran accompanied his Grandfather while the castle of lions was being built, potentially putting his age in the 600s (not counting the 10k year cryo-sleep)
  • In S2E5, Coran refers to Pidge as “gentlelady”, meaning the usage of she/her pronouns by fans is canonically correct 

Give me a story where one of Bruce’s children has a kid (it doesn’t matter who, but Jason would be so sweet as a father) and Bruce is blown away by the fact that he is a grandfather. Where he’s standing there holding this tiny baby in his arms and he’s completely lost for words. He’s never been good with words, but now he can’t even begin to form them.

Because this is something he never expected. Not in a million years did he imagine himself as a grandfather. He had seen his life going down a very specific path when he was young. A very specific, very lonely path. Long term attachments had been outlawed to him by his choice of lifestyle, and children were even more out of the question.

He’d always known what the cape and cowl meant: an end to the Wayne family line. He had no siblings, and no close relatives. No one to continue the historical name, and he’d been ok with it. Or at least he thought he had. So when Dick, then Jason, Cass, Tim, and Damian had come they’d each been a surprise. A happy surprise, a surprise that was to Bruce always fleeting. Especially when he lost them, especially when he got them back. 

So no, he hadn’t expected a grandchild. Not when everyone of his own kids had followed his footsteps. They’d all done it in their own unique way, but Bruce still saw what they did as a road with one outcome. That outcome was never settling down, never finding ‘the one’, and never starting their own family.

Yet. Here he stood, holding, not just the next generation, but the third generation of the Wayne name after his parents. Bright and bubbly, in his arms there was life, and with life hope for the future. Not just the future of his family, but the future in general. Because if a man like him could be so lucky to have made it to becoming a grandfather, then the world was better than he’d thought it was.