let's them believe

do you know in the darkest hour part 2 when lancelot and merlin went back to the knights and arthur but lancelot walked in first solely to give arthur a panic attack that merlin was dead, only to have merlin walked up five seconds later?? what assholes. what honest to god jerks. i love it. they literally planned that out. they stood outside that ruined castle, about to walk in together, but then one of them was like “wait wait wait, hang on. dude. i got an idea. everyone will go crazy.” and i am willing to bet all the money i have on this earth that it was lancelot’s idea

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ok i don’t even know where this idea came from but i’ve now held it for long enough that it’s acquired official headcanon status so here we go

  • let’s talk about ronan driving up to visit adam in college for halloween, but adam had already been invited to this party by someone in his dorm, so they decide to go together and start throwing around increasingly ridiculous ~couple costume ideas 
  • at one point ronan suggests – mostly to be a little shit – that adam should go as poison ivy, because of his connection with cabeswater/sentient plants and his love of all things science
  • at first adam is skeptical but then he’s like “if i go along with this do i get to pick your costume” and ronan’s like “sure no problem” 
  • and he’s so damn smug already because this is a couple costume after all, so obviously if adam’s poison ivy, ronan gets to be the freaking batman, moodiest and coolest and most-black-wearing of superheroes, right??
  • wrong, because that’s when adam just gives him this honestly borderline evil smile and says harley quinn
  • and that’s the story of how – some makeup, two temporary hair dyes, and a lot of dreaming later – adam and ronan rock up to the halloween party as this badass gay villainess couple
  • ronan, being his gd extra self, has actually dreamt the purple lamborghini from the suicide squad movie because screw the joker this car is too good for that fuckboy, so everyone is already staring at them before they even properly walk in
  • adam is wrapped in what is basically a (rather revealing) plant catsuit (“bro, are those real vines???” “shut up todd you’re stoned” “no but chad i swear those leaves moved” “yeah ok you’re super high right now”), wearing green eyeliner, green lipstick and his coolest magician look
  • ronan is wearing honest-to-god hot pants (”listen parrish this is too much” “oh, right, like this vegetable suit you dreamt me covers my modesty so well??” “i don’t know what you’re talking about” “i’m sure. now put on the shorts, lynch”) with the obligatory tank top and letterman jacket, red and blue eyeshadow, smudged lipstick, and a fucking baseball bat 
  • (it’s maybe just possible that his bared midriff and the careless way the baseball bat is slung over his shoulders are doing things to adam)
  • (it’s also maybe just possible that when one of the vines from adam’s costume possessively wraps around his waist, that does things to ronan, too)
  • long story short, that is how adam and ronan win the costume contest while managing to make everyone at the party irrationally aroused 
  • but possibly one of the highlights of the night is when somehow a picture gets posted on the facebook page of the event and within five minutes ten increasingly agitated/enthusiastic comments appear
  • spoiler alert they’re all from gansey

anonymous asked:

MYSTERY GIRL MYSTERY GIRL MYSTERY GIRL!!!!

hello 911 i’d like to report that i’m being personall y targeted by a cartoon,,,

Okay so notes about those new aliens:

- I cannot.. tell… if those are hats or part of their heads. Like I think I come to a conclusion then I look at another one and change my mind?? I am, hesitantly, leaning towards those being biological solely for the fact of those horns looking real

- from what I can tell from the crowd, green hair is the most common, but there’s aliens with red, blue, and white hair as well

- most of them dress in earthy tones, a handful with more red thrown in, and the three I’m taking to be the leaders dress in blues and golds

- those cute little cones on the sides of their heads all have a base with yellow and the tops being their marking color!! It’s adorable I’m gonna cry

- from what we can see from the trailer all the ones without hair protruding from their hat helmet head things are supposed to be read as male so ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @ bottom left of lances selfie

- we see a mural/carving/whatever that’s very similar to the lion goddess on arus, except it’s actually of voltron this time. Idk if that means anything bigger than “the artists used the same art style for ancient art of two completely different civilizations” but I’m hoping it’s bigger than that

- these aliens are very cute and I am COUNTING on this fandom to make a trend of -sonas for them. I want that content snap snap

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top fifteen rucas episodes (as voted by my followers) ☼ number five 

girl meets goodbye (3x21) 

If Nct doesn’t succeed after so many quality albums in such a short period of time and with the amount of talent and hard work each member puts into the group then don’t ever talk with me about kpop being great and appreciating talent.

Hunk plays the ukulele

this one person just saved one of my pins of a yellow ukulele to a hunk character board… how could we have been so blind? just imagine him strumming mindless little tunes on a lazy sunday morning, with lance’s head laying on his lap. then all of them humming to a song he plays while they are just doing their own thing. Lance and Pidge ironically singing wonderwall. Keith forcing Hunk to learn some twenty one pilots songs. Him smiling and softly singing along to house of gold with hunk.
Hunk plays the uke, sorry I don’t make the rules.

Life tip: If someone accuses you of being secretly gay or secretly straight it’s best to just let them believe what they want to believe. Just hide your real secret - they can’t know of your powers