let's play fetch!

okay but please consider: Kon being a big brother to Jon.

Kon being insecure at first cause this is, like, Clark’s son that he chose to have and not a bastard clone spliced up with Lex Luthor’s DNA.

Kon talking to his Actual Canon Boyfriend™ about how he kind of feels like Jon is the New and Improved Kon cause clearly he’s going to be Superboy someday, right? What will Kon be then? And Tim commiserating because when Damian showed up, Tim hadn’t had that long to feel secure about being Bruce’s son and then there was a biological kid actually trying to kick him out of the family and off a cliff. Kon being like “haha yeah that’s actually pretty fucked up” and then kissing his Actual Canon Boyfriend™, ACTUAL CANON BOYFRIENDS™

Kon maybe kind of resenting Jon a little until he’s forced into a situation where Kon is forced to babysit Jon a bit and maybe teach him something about his powers, and Kon realizing that hey, it’s actually pretty cool to have the little dude look up to him??

Kon starting to look forward to hanging out with Jon and teaching him neat stuff about Life and playing superpowered tag or something and letting him play fetch with Krypto and sleepovers at the farm and just *DEEP BREATH*

~*~KON BEING A BIG BROTHER TO JON~*~

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The full extent of Chalo’s prowess as a disc dog.

chaos in the exo dorm
  • tao: [gets dog and posts pics on instagram to brag]
  • kai: [pops out of no where instantaneously] allRIGHTY LISTEN UP U FUCKNUGGET, i AM THE DOG MANIAC IN EXO, who the fuck do you think you are, thinkin u can steal MY position??? IF YOU DONT GIVE THAT DOG TO ME IN 10 SECONDS I WILL THROW AN ANT AT YOU -
  • tao: tAKE THE FUCKING DOG, HELL U CAN TAKE MY CARTIER BRACELET, MY MASERATI AND SEHUN TOO JUST DONT THROW BUG AT ME PLEASE!!!!
  • sehun: i heard that tao, im not for sale!!!!
  • kai: pfft what the fuck is a maserati sehun come over here and lets play fetch