let's not talk abotu this

lets take a sec to talk abotu southern keith (thank u to @smth-artwerk )

  • keiths dad was southern
  • so keith shoule have a southern drawl
  • what if when keith gets mad he goes southern
  • like pidge and lance r trying to get him to speak korean
  • and keith is trying
  • but theyre not listening
  • and finally he snaps
  • YALL
  • the room is quiet
  • pidge and lance just wanted him to speak in his southern accent
  • hes at the end of his rope “OK LISTEN UP, YALL ARENT LISTENING LIKE A CRITTER IN THE GARBAGE ON THE FOURTH OF JULY”
  • he slips into texas expressions when hes not focused
  • and like he talks in a southern drawl in his sleep
  • and one day pidge recorded it and was laughing so loud that it woke keith up and he went “what the hecks got ur knickers in a knot”
  • “what in tarnations is wrong with u? ur so loud youd wake aunt josephine from her grave”
  • “jesus mary and joseph u guys gave me a heart attack stronger than a twister on a tuesday”
  • and when ppl ask him where hes from hes like “texas.” no where r u really from “…waco?” no no like where did u come from?? “listen up yall i dont know what in tarnation u guys are thinking but i dont even know which of my parents was galran so can yall give me space, im as nervous as a rattler in a…in a… a ….u guys have made me so mad i cant even think of a countryism”