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“Bitches love smiley faces”

From probably one of the best Boondocks episode, Let’s nab Oprah.

awwwww, they kissed hugged and made up!

“Swim, bitch!”

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“There’s a little boy coming to hurt Oprah. He’s got a big, stupid afro and a poor disposition. A'ight, peace.”

Riley, there are times I love your devious nature.

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“Kyaa, bitch!”
*slams open door*
‘Pull up your pants, you little ghetto hooligans.“

Ahahaha, Bill Cosby, I love you.

Damn, they are so gay together.

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"YOU -slap- MUST -slap- HAVE -slap- LOST -slap- YOUR -slap- MIND–! YOU -slap- DO NOT -slap- KIDNAP OPRAH!”

let's nab oprah
  • huey: i call it the black power fist. the black power fist is actually a stun glove that i made with instructions i found on the internet. it delivers thousands of volts of imperialism stopping electricity without the need of super powers or secret alien technology. and it's inexpensive enough to fit well within even the most frugal revolutionary's defense budget.

“Tell me where Oprah is, or I’ll – I’ll – I’ll shoot the oldest bitch up in here!”
-old women look at one another-
-two stare at the third-
“This is fucked up, Agnis!”

….

THEY KIDNAPPED MAYA ANGELOU

EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE LAUGHING

Also, Maya Angelou is a kick-ass old woman, fending off the armoured, gun-carrying twenty-something Gin with her head in a bag and her hands literally tied behind her back.

BEAT THAT