Take a sip: - someone executes a lift - Elliot bleeds - Nate drinks - Sophie does an accent - Glen Reader - flashback - “Damn it, Hardison!” - “I’m a little busy here, Hardison!” - Another language is spoken - An expert marksman misses, repeatedly - Microsoft or Hyundai product placement
Two sips: - “It’s a very distinctive _____” - Someone calls Parker crazy - “Age of the Geek, baby” - “Let’s go steal a _____” - Someone rappels
“don’t kill flowers growing inside of you for someone who doesn’t appreciate the way you bloom.”
“How strong you are, to go through Hell on Earth, and still smile and carry yourself like you’re in Heaven.”
“Now, let me be, let me not want for another. Let me fall in love with the curves and edges of my own body and soul. Let me plant a garden in my heart, and let it spring forth in a blanket of décor.” @prolixen
i was not made with fire in my belly so i could be put out i was not made with lightness on my tongue so i could be easy to follow” — from Milk and Honey by Rupi Kaur
“some women fear the fire some women simply become it…”— r.h. sin
“The body changes over time, becoming a gallery of scars, a canvas of experience, a testament to life and one’s capacity to endure it.”— Janet Fitch, Paint It Black
“And for me, you are the best piece of art of this collection called humans.” — NALK @notalostkid
“Your roots do not determine the beauty of your blossom.”— Sage S.
This is for all the rainy days. they are not necessarily quotes from artist or famous people (actually most of them are from the spilled ink section of tumblr), but they are words that had made me feel better. I hope this helps + please check out the poet’s blogs! Those people are amazing and deserve so much recognition for what they do. (please tell me if anyone want their poem taken down !!!)
So I don’t really like high school AU’s that much, and I don’t think a Leverage
one would really work. Like at least with these guys, just high school isn’t enough to truly give them a chance to become
masters in their fields—they need to mature a bit.
Not to mention high school au vs college au there’d be so many more cons to do. These wouldn’t be children taking on
adults, without almost any training or experience. It’d be adults vs adults, albeit adults in training, kinda. Part of the possible
corruption in colleges are just how big
they are. Sure, you can have a high school with maybe 5,000 students, but that’d
be a small-midsized college. There are so many things to go wrong, just in
their own college. Administrative issues, club issues (who has more funding,
clubs trying to get approved but they keep getting blocked by someone on the
administration for a bs reason), tenure—most professors are older white men,
how could there not be issues—biased teachers,
bribed teachers who give certain student A’s, exclusive clubs, hell cheating, test score fraud (not just SAT’s,
there’s the tests you need to take for post-grad education), scholarship
competition. Hell, some asshole professors make it so there’s a pre-set number
of A’s in the class—do you know the kind of sabotage that could
Hell, we were given an episode about an exclusive fraternity abusing a psych
experiment, along with the episode about safety standards and cheerleaders.
Shit happens at college.
And if they’re in a city like Philadelphia or New York City, there could be dozens of universities around. There’s
not going to be a lack of people needing help.
Parker originally wasn’t supposed to be there, but the track coach once
timed her running and well. They promised her lots and lots of chocolate if she
actually went to school enough to be on the track team, so she got a
scholarship for college. She doesn’t really care that much, but she likes math
and the calculations she learns help her plan heists. The amount of times the
Physics department professors have had a discussion w Parker about ‘theoretical’
issues that she brings up and. Well. It’s Parker. She also has a minor in
Political Science bc she thinks it’s interesting (Listen. Remember how in the
Hockey episode she knew about Schilling’s Theory of Rational Deterrence during
the Cold War. I don’t make the rules Parker does.)
Also, by being on the track team she gets to travel around a lot, and it’s a readymade alibi as for
why she’s in that area. She doesn’t always
plan heists around the places she visits, and she goes plenty of times by
herself, but it’s pretty good cover.
Since she has a scholarship, they pay for her meal plan and her housing, along
w books. No, she never actually uses that
room bc hello, waaaaaaaay too obvious, but that’s the point. If everyone expects her to be one place, that would be the
first place they’d look for her, give her some time to get away—classic misdirection.
She has like 3 other apartments and
like 4 warehouses that no one knows about that she rotates through, both
sleeping AND keeping loot. But she takes the free meal plan, she doesn’t have
to actually pay for them so more money for her. Not to mention some of the
books have good ideas. I’m not saying she gets all A’s in her classes, but she
And really, who’d think a college
student is a world-renowned thief? ‘Academic’ is not exactly synonymous with
that kind of crime, especially a pretty, 21 year old blonde Physics major.
She’s also a (sporadic) part of the outdoors club. What can she say—they have
some pretty good climbing gear, and sometimes it can be hard to constantly get
rid of gear. Just a few things—the high tech stuff she gets herself, but the basic
things that aren’t easily traced to her? Yeah, it’s convenient. Plus if she’s
ever caught, asking why do you have
climbing gear becomes a whole lot easier to answer. Also good practice.
Nate is an Art History undergrad, Philosophy grad student who’s the team’s TA.
He and Maggie were high school sweethearts, got married their junior year,
Maggie had their son a few months after graduation. Nate’s now a grad student.
He worked for IYS two years after graduation, interned for them every year
during summers in between school and was well on his way to being their star
investigator when his 3 year old son died, and they wouldn’t pay for his
He and Maggie later got divorced, and he’s back at school. They give him a stipend for school, and he doesn’t
have to pay for tuition. And well. A constantly drunk Philosophy student is
almost expected—he doesn’t really get
in trouble with his job.
Aaaaand Hardison. Now, Hardison’s a bit more unexpected. You’d think he’d be Computer Science, but
Hardison would run rings around any
comp sci professor he’d have—he was only 21, tops, when the series started.
Like there is not really that much of a difference between Hardison in the
first season and this one in regards to computer ability. He’s a sophomore, and about 19-20.
But this is Hardison. Hardison, who isn’t just a wiz with computers—anything
he touches, he can do. “I’ve hacked history” he (correctly) proclaims after
figuring out a way to duplicate a 17th century journal in just 24
hours. And then there’s the time Sophie was explaining the history of a piece
of art when Nate interjects, saying they already knew all of that, when Hardison
interrupts, saying he doesn’t know that much before the 1980’s. Hardison’s a
damn sponge when it comes to learning.
The dude literally became a lawyer in one day.
So, he’s not going to be a computer science major. He wouldn’t actually learn anything from that, there’s literally 0 point. He has so many minors–an art and design minor,
a music minor, and a chem minor. He’s also part of band (hello, Hardison the violin prodigy). So, he’s a mechanical
engineering major—a computer, he can buy himself, but a bunch of the gadgets
and gizmos he can’t get himself—or at least not easily—he can get for free at the
university. Not to mention access to state of the art labs.
He mostly does it at first for his Nana, and then he finds out he genuinely
loves learning. And he has a scholarship, and the cafeteria has orange soda, so
everything’s all good.
And remember how excited Hardison got in the cooking episode, when he got to
fire a laser? Yeah, he gets excited for
all the gadgets he has access to.
But he still isn’t on the straight and narrow at all. He’s a hacker, first and foremost.
And Eliot. Oh Eliot. He’s a bit older, maybe enlisted at 17 (he kinda
sorta lied), and now 22 and going to college on the GI Bill (I think that’s
right). Eliot is almost more of a Jack-of-all-trades than Hardison, and it’s
much more unexpected. Like in the episode they made a guy think aliens are
real, he had a discussion with Hardison up Fermi’s paradox in regards to other
life forms, and Eliot brings up Drake’s equation saying that with a hundred
billion stars in our galaxy there’s up to 10,000 technological civilizations “you
never know when you have to fight an alien.” Eliot is smart, both street smarts AND book smart and just knows a bunch
about every topic. So, he double majors in Liberal Arts and minors in
After going through his first semester and joining the cooking club, he also adds
Culinary Science to his major.
Eliot isn’t a D1 or D3 athlete, but he does a lot of intramural and club sports. From judo to archery to badminton
to table tennis, he does it all.
As for Sophie, she’s a Psych grad student, Art History/Linguistics undergrad.
Yes, you’d think she’d be a Theater major, but that’s way too obvious. A grifter,
who’s a Drama major? Too obvious. Yeah, the reason why Sophie never gets caught
is because she never gets audition—she’s a horrible
actress when people are looking. You don’t really think “great liar.” I do
think she genuinely tries, but it’s also another misdirection.
So much of what Sophie does is an understanding of people, how they tick,
their behavior, why they do what they do. She went to a different university
for undergrad, and she’s mid 20’s—and ofc, both undergrad and grad school are
using an alias. But what Sophie does is mostly enacting her interpretation of
human nature. God, Sophie could come up with another approach to psychology
with how much she knows, could go down in the textbooks if she wanted.
As for what she’s been doing in between, well, she has a very good cover story for that. But she
needs to lie low for a little bit, and fleshing out more of an alias can always
help. She developed that Charlotte Prentice alias for 7 years, it’s not out of
the realm of possibility she’d do this, especially if she needs to lay low. It’s
her first year at this school, and she’s not really that invested but like
Parker, it can be a good cover.
She’s met Nate before, same as in the series—he’s chased after her.
Although, now that he’s not working at IYS, he doesn’t really care—it’s a big
school, they don’t really interact.
And just because they’re now at a university doesn’t mean the first episode
would go any differently, at least at first. Or, maybe there’s a faraway
professor, named Victor Dubenich, who yes, assembles the team, but doesn’t actually realize Hardison, Eliot, and Parker go to the
same university as Nate—he’s much more public than the others. And maybe they don’t realize they all go to the
same college, at first. Like they realize that they all live near each other,
but the same college?
Because one of the advantages to being that young is that sure, you have fewer contacts and fewer scores and assets but you also have less of a record, less of a trail, fewer chances for people to find out the details of who you are.
But yes, things can get competitive
in academia, especially when those plans could be sold for millions of dollars.
Except, it turns out it wasn’t even from another professor. It was from a
(sleep deprived) grad student.
They still take him down, and makes a seriously ridiculous amount of money.
And they all enjoy it more than they thought, like what they’re doing. They start
to go their own ways—except not really.
And then they walk into their Intro to Philosophy class, the one that the
school requires every major to take,
even Sophie, and guess who’s the TA but Nate Ford?
Imagine being a famour actress and dating Bill for a very long time in secret until, during a live stream, he suddenly appears and reveals you are living together.
“It is yet another morning in my home, and more specifically bed because I am such a lazy bug that loves to snuggle all day.” you said to your phone, livestreaming and smiling when you immediately saw how many people were fast to respond “Yeah I know my bed hair sucks, please try to ignore that. I’ve been awake for a good hour now and yet I look as if I’ve been asleep for days!” you ran a hand down your face, chuckling.
“Doesn’t matter, I made you a promise and I’ll make sure to keep it. I love these livestreams as much as you do! I guess after almost 15 hours of filming I am entitled to some- oh!” you giggled when your boyfriend hummed, wrapping his arms around you even more tightly.
“Someone’s a cuddler.” you said with a smirk, still making sure he wouldn’t show up on camera, just a small portion of his hair “But we are not going to let him steal the show, I’ve promised everyone that at this exact moment I would give you a small sneak peek of the script, I’d read it to you, and tell you what to expect and-”
“What are you sayin’?” he mumbled, and even if his voice was laced with sleep and was all muffled and raspy you knew it wouldn’t take long for the fans to put one and one together and figure everything out.
(A/N 1. It’s late but I have inspiration to finish this story. 2. It’s been a year since I’ve wrote a smut. Oh lord god is going to strike me down for sinning so much oof.)
Summary: You and Jason have had a rough day. You decide that you both need some time to yourself. The universe says otherwise
Warnings: Language and Smut
It was 3 am and you had just gotten off of your “night shift”. Exhaustion drowned your body as you peeled off you sweat-filled clothes that masked your smell. You let out a groan throwing the clothes to the side, ready to curl up in bed. You stretched out your arms to relieve them from their soreness when you hear something move from behind you. You stop for a second and think to yourself, ‘someone must have followed me home.’ You resumed the task of stretching out your limbs as you heard the person sneak closer to you. You felt the person reach out to you and you took the opportunity grab them. You shoved the figure onto the wall before looking up to see none other than the red hooded vigilante himself.
“Jason,” you said sighing and sitting down on the bed to calm your nerves, “Don’t just sneak up on me like that.”