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List of Disgustingly Inedible Food:

A short list of food you should never put on Krystal’s plate.

  • Fish
  • Pretty much all Seafood, actually.
  • Rabbit (Because I’m not eating a god damned bunny)
  • Hare
  • Duck
  • Lamb (Why would you want to kill a lamb? That’s just downright heartless)
  • Veal
  • Most steak, unless it’s a gammon steak
  • Pork
  • Sprouts
  • Cheese and Onion Flavoured Crisps
  • Actually, just cross anything with onions off the ‘good to eat’ list, unless you can pick the onion off.
  • Noodles
  • Leek and Potato Soup
  • Haggis
  • Bananas
  • Jelly

Not so greedy now, huh?