let's do british accents

Zay finds out about Riarkle part 1 (prequel to before Cory finds out)
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> Riley and Farkle have been dating for one week.<p/><b>Riley's bedroom:</b> <p/><b></b> Riley and Farkle are studying on the floor by Riley's bed. Farkle is concentrating on his work. Riley steal glances at Farkle while focusing on her work. Farkle's face gets red when he notices Riley is staring at him. Riley smiles.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> (voice cracks) stop.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Stop what?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You know what you're doing.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Working on my homework.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I can't concentrate when you look at me.<p/><b>Riley:</b> That was the point.<p/><b></b> Riley moves the paperwork and sits on his lap.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Hey.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Hey.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Do you mind if I stare at you now?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You can always stare at me.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Good.<p/><b></b> They stare at each other's eyes. Riley puts her hand on his cheek. Farkle leans in to kiss her.<p/><b></b> Zay climbs through the window.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Holy crap!<p/><b></b> Riley jumps off Farkle fast. They both stand up.<p/><b>Zay:</b> What's going on here?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Nothing. I saw a spider and I got scared. Farkle was comforting me.<p/><b>Zay:</b> With his lips?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> It's a new way to comfort people.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Sure it is. Next time you see a spider, Riley, I'll comfort you.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No that's ok. It's my job.<p/><b></b> Riley looks at Farkle.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Why is it your job?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Just because.<p/><b>Zay:</b> As long as you have a good reason.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Farkle's good at comforting me.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Yeah, I saw that. So, how long are we going to pretend that you aren't dating?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> We were hoping for forever.<p/><b>Riley:</b> We want to keep our relationship a secret for a while.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Why? I think everybody would be happy about you two dating. We made bets.<p/><b>Riley and Farkle:</b> YOU DID WHAT?!!<p/><b>Zay:</b> (nervous) Nothing.<p/><b>Riley:</b> You can't tell anyone.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Why?<p/><b>Riley:</b> We don't want my dad to find out yet.<p/><b>Zay:</b> It's not like he is going to chase Farkle out the window and steal one of your shoes like he did with...Oh! I get it now.<p/><b>Riley:</b> My dad's a little dramatic.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> That's a understatement.<p/><b>Zay:</b> But why don't you want everyone else to know?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Because if more people know, there's a better chance that my dad will find out.<p/><b>Zay:</b> I'm not good at keeping secrets.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You're going to have to try.<p/><b>Zay:</b> But I don't wanna. This is great news. When I hear great news, I want to share it with everybody.<p/><b>Riley:</b> It won't be great if my dad finds out.<p/><b></b> Zay phones rings.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Lucas, I have some great-<p/><b></b> Farkle covers Zay's mouth.<p/><b></b> Riley hangs up the phone.<p/><b>Zay:</b> What did you do that for?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You were going to tell Lucas, weren't you?<p/><b>Zay:</b> Um, no.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Really?<p/><b>Zay:</b> I have no self control.<p/><b></b> Lucas calls again.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Answer it but don't say anything about us.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Fine. (Picks up the phone) Hey Lucas. The phone call must had dropped.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Are you meeting us at Topanga's?<p/><b>Zay:</b> Sure, I'll be there soon.<p/><b></b> Zay hangs up.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Are you sure I can't say anything?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Yes.<p/><b>Zay:</b> What if I just hinted at it?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No.<p/><b>Zay:</b> What if I write it down?<p/><b>Riley:</b> No.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Can I mime it?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No.<p/><b>Zay:</b> How about a dance?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> No.<p/><b>Zay:</b> How about I mouthed the words but no sound comes out?<p/><b>Riley:</b> No. Nothing.<p/><b>Zay:</b> You guys are killing me here. What if they talk to me? You know how easily I fold.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Pretend that I'm Smackle.<p/><b>Zay:</b> How you doing?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Stop hitting on my girlfriend.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Riley said to pretend that she's Isadorable.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Focus.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Ok. I'm ready.<p/><b>Riley:</b> I'm Smackle. "Hi"<p/><b>Zay:</b> (talking quickly) Hi. I know nothing, I saw nothing. There's nothing going on with me.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> We're screwed.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Zay, try harder not to sound suspicious. Let's try again. "Hi"<p/><b>Zay:</b> (British accent) Hi, I'm doing good. How you doing?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Better. But why did you talk in a British accent?<p/><b>Zay:</b> I tend to talk in different accents when I'm forced to lie.<p/><b>Riley:</b> You're not lying. You're just not giving them information they don't know.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Sounds like lying to me. I need to go.<p/><b></b> Zay walks to the window.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Please don't tell anyone until we're ready.<p/><b>Zay:</b> (sighs) I won't tell them.<p/><b>Riley:</b> We are counting on you. Don't let us down.<p/><b>Zay:</b> Ok.<p/><b></b> Zay leaves.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Do you think he will tell them?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Definitely.<p/><b></b> To be continued...<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
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“Mr.Brightside” - [ Sebastian S./ Tom H. -One shot ].

Based on: Imagine: Sebastian singing “Mr.Brightside” at the top of his lungs while drinking. All because he’s had a big crush on you for a long time, but he saw you kissing Tom. Now he can’t stop imagining the two of you together, and it’s killing him even though it was only a kiss.

Written by: A.Wölf.

Song“Mr.Brightside” by The Killers.

Notes: Told from a drunk Sebastian’s perspective. It might be fluffy. And i hate it.WHOISTHISPERSONWRITINGFLUFFYSHIT?

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“Now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick. And it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now, let me go. And I just can’t look, it’s killing me”.

It’s mocking me. This song is mocking me, but I sing at the top of my lungs with a great amount of alcohol in my bloodstream. Why? Because of her. Because I couldn’t tell her. I was too late. I’m screaming the lyrics, with a bottle in my right hand, home alone before midnight after attending a party; the one she invited me to.

I thought it meant something. It doesn’t. I’m an idiot.

I’m gonna call her and tell her anyway. I’m going to tell her she broke my fucking heart. I’m pulling my cell phone out, but the song’s about to end.

“I never. I never. I never. I never”. My voice breaks, my throat hurts.

I’m ready to dial.

I’m dizzy. I hear the last beat of the song. I’m losing balance. It all goes dark.


“Oh my god”

“Check his pulse”.

I hear voices but I can’t open my eyes. It’s like I’m submerged deep in the ocean, they’re distant and close at the same time but I can’t swim and reach the surface.

“Slow breathing”.  

“Sebastian?”

It’s a man and a woman.

Keep reading

Me and my friends a year ago or so. 

I really want to be punny and call this “Fall For You (literally)” but I won’t.

#things that I post at 6am and will definitely regret

THIS IS FOR YOU AND NICOLE, NEESHA.

1) Please ignore my friend and her obscene gestures. 2) We made the video chipmunks on purpose. IT WAS SO FUNNY AT THE TIME AND IT STILL IS, OKAI

Do You Wanna Build a Let's Play
I don't have a British accent sadley
Do You Wanna Build a Let's Play

Okay, this is even more dumb that the Mad King Let It Go thing I did bUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME AND… I mean, yolo, right?

In which Gavin is trying to get Geoff to play Minecraft with him and Geoff is trying sleep or something idk.

[Gavin]

Geoffery? [knocking]

Do you wanna build a Let’s Play?

Come on let’s go and build

I’m getting really bored right now

I’m gonna pout

It’s like you’ve got a shield

You know that we’re best buddies

Believe it or not

But now you won’t play with me!

Do you wanna build a Let’s Play

It doesn’t have to be a Let’s Play

[Geoff]

Go away, Gavin

[Gavin]

Okay, bye… 

[Knocking]

Do you wanna build a Let’s Play

Or maybe dick around the world?

I think some company is overdue

I’ve started drinking 

and now my visions swirled

[I’m bloody pissed!]

It gets a little lonely

This huge empty world

With no one else to pester

[mining noises]

[Orchestral]

[Gavin]

[Knocking]

Geoffery?

Please, I know you’re in there,

I’ve spent an hour just mining

They say to “have fun”, and I’m trying to

But without you, it’s just whining

Everyone else is busy

It’s just you and me

What am I gonna do?

Do you wanna build a Let’s Play?