let this be the last time i tag this shit

Fuck This

Listen, I fucking hate the Teen Wolf tag on here because it’s only made up of whiney little pieces of shit who continuously complain about the LITTLEST things. Y'all this is our last season, ENJOY IT. Don’t shit post on everything and ruin it for everyone else. Okay so Stiles is barely in the episodes? So what? Yes, I love Stiles more than anything in the world but Teen Wolf is more than just one character. Scott McCall, Lydia Martin, Malia Tate, Liam Dunbar and Mason Hewitt do not go through shit everyday for you to not notice them. Do not be like the humans in Beacon Hills. Appreciate every character and all they have done for us. Appreciate every writer, director, producer, PA and even set cleaner God dammit. This show has given you happiness and good times. Even the moments you cried were special. Don’t shit on something you once loved. I love Teen Wolf and I will not let butthurt people, especially the crazy part of the Sterek fandom (and before you say shit I AM Sterek fandom as well), turn something so important to me sour. Everyone who says shit about the show will be unfollowed by me without any hesitation. Fuck this. It’s the last season and I’m gonna appreciate the fuck out of it.

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Lips Of An Angel (part 2)

Summary: Bucky and the reader are high school friends who get reacquainted with one another.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: I just kinda drop a bombshell on you guys, no biggie.

A/N: I’m tryna get my friend with this guy that she goes to school with but I just found out that he’s in a long distance relationship and now I’m shook

Also this is probably gonna be a mini fic, it won’t be long.

“So first you hang up on me, then you decline my call and now you didn’t bring me the coffee you said you had.” Natasha says once you enter the bookstore.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Something happened and-”

“Excuse me, I’d like to buy this book-”

“Can’t you see we’re in the middle of a conversation here? What, do you not have manners or something?” Natasha spoke as she turned to a man who held a book in his hand.

“I can ring you up.” you say, taking the book from him. You quickly do your job and once he leaves, you turn to your friend. “Would it kill you to be nice for once?”

“He interrupted our conversation! If anyone’s not being nice, it was him.” you shake your head and sit back on your chair. “Anyways, what happened?”

You straighten up. “When I left the coffee shop I ran into someone.”

“Who?”

“Guess.”

“Was is Bruce? Did that little a-hole tell you why he took so long to ask me out because-”

“You know you could’ve asked him out, right?”

Natasha sighs and slouches in her chair, mumbling out; “I have to do everything.”

You shake your head again at your insanely childish friend. “Well no, it wasn’t Bruce, it was actually Bucky.”

The red head freezes before slowly looking over at you. “Bucky… Barnes?”

You nod.

“No fucking way.” she turns in her seat. “When did he get back?”

“Two months ago.”

“Wow… I didn’t think he’d come back to be honest.” Natasha says. “What’d you guys talk about?”

“Nothing much. I told him about how Bruce asked you out and he was shocked because he thought you and Clint would end up together.” you tell your friend.

“But Clint is married and has kids.”

“I told him that,” you nod. “and he got even more shocked.”

The red head let out a chuckle. “Did he say anything else?”

“Well…” you drag the word out. “He asked me if I wanted to go out for lunch with him tomorrow-”

Natasha’s eyes widen and a grin forms on her lips.

“-but just to catch up.”

She frowns.

“What? We’re just friends.” you shrug.

“Mhm. Just friends.” she nods.

“We are.”

“Doesn’t change the fact that you wanna jump on his dick.” she says just as an elderly woman stops by to buy the books in her hand. The poor woman’s eyes widen as she looked over at Natasha like she had just committed a murder. Unfazed by the woman’s look, your friend shook her head at her. “What? I’m pretty sure you’ve jumped on many dicks in your time, lady. It’s life.”

Natalia!” you scold, swatting her arm.

“What?” she whined and the lady took that moment to scurry away.

“You can’t be talking like that, especially at work!”

Natasha scoffs. “It’s not like I’m gonna get fired. I’m May’s favorite employee.”

“No, I’m her favorite employee.” you counter.

“Y/N, I love you, I really do. But you’re absolutely delusional. I’m her favorite.”

“As if.”

Natasha looks straight ahead where you see your boss May Parker walking by.

“Let’s ask her then.”

Your friend calls May over and you sigh.

“Yeah?” she smiles at the both of you.

“May, I’m your favorite employee, right?” she questions and May nods.

“Of course.”

The red head smiles over at you. “See? I told you.” she then stands up. “I’ve got to go bring in some books from the back. Later, least favorite employee.”

Once Natasha was out of earshot, you turn to May. “I’m your favorite employee, aren’t I?”

“Definitely.” she says right away.


The next day you sat at your chair and waited impatiently until your break. Bucky had texted you the night before, telling you to meet him at a small joint that was actually three stores down from your work.

Checking the time for the hundredth time already, it was finally your break and you sprung up from your chair.

“I’ve gotta go.” you spoke, grabbing your things quickly.

“I can’t believe you’re going in that.” Natasha comments as she sat back in her chair, eating a Twinkie.

You look down at your t-shirt and jeans. “What’s wrong with what I’m wearing?”

“You should’ve worn something that showed a bit of skin. You’re going on a date for Christ’s sake.”

“It’s not a date.” you roll your eyes.

Natasha rolls her eyes right back at you before making an ‘L’ with her finger and thumb on her forehead.

“I’ll see you in a bit.” you say.

You walk the short ways to the meet-up spot and walk in, immediately scanning the room for Bucky. You spot him over on the right. He’s got a big smile on his face as he waves you over. You make your way to him and slide in the booth across from him.

“You got here pretty fast.” he says.

“Yeah, I work three stores down at a bookstore.” you respond.

“Really?”

“Mhm.”

Bucky smiles. “Well I guess I’ll have to go visit you at work sometime.”

The minutes pass and you spend the time catching up with each other.

“So what was your favorite thing about Washington?” you ask.

“The bars.” he responds. “Definitely the bars. I’m a bartender, I actually work at a bar a few blocks from here.”

“Really? That’s amazing.” you say.

“Mhm. I can whip up anything your little heart desires.” he smiled and you kindly return the sweet gesture.

You couldn’t believe even after four years of not talking, things between the two of you seemed to have never changed. You smiled as a warm feeling filled you. You can’t remember the last time you felt this happy.

“And the only reason I’d have to choose the bars is because I was working at a bar there and I met my fiancée, Dot.”

The happy feeling fled quickly.

You blink twice. “I’m sorry, your what?

Bucky lets out a nervous chuckle as he sweeps a hand through his hair. “I guess I forgot to mention that I’m engaged, huh?”


A/N: Goodnighttttttt. Tell me what ya think!

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500-Word Prompt Challenge

#48 - “You make me want things I can’t have”

Daryl Dixon x Reader

Word Count: 584

Requested by: Anon - Sorry this one took so long to whoever requested it! Trying to catch up now my lovelies <3


Waiting for the group to return from a run, you paced nervously back and forth. It wasn’t just their return that was making you anxious, but the possibility of what may happen when they did get back.

Things were tense between you and your boyfriend before they left, but considering what he had walked in on, you couldn’t really blame him. He wasn’t exactly an easy man to be with, but when you had fallen for him in those first few days at the Sanctuary you looked past his violent nature to his wide grin and playful eyes. Now, he was just scary and you were solely waiting for your chance to run.

The roar of the trucks brought your attention to the main gate beyond the walkers. Unable to help yourself, you looked back nervously down the hallway where Simon had seen you with the prisoner before, talking way to close for his comfort.

As the box truck came to a stop, Simon was the first to exit, followed by Negan. A chill ran down your back when you saw the blood dripping from Lucille. A breath hitched in your throat as your boyfriend worked his way up the steps.

“Hello there,” a Grinch-like grin sprawling across his face like a snake.

“Hey baby,” you smiled and kissed his cheek, and letting it linger while you gingerly slipped a hand into his coat pocket, relieving him of his small set of keys. “Things go ok?” you asked, raising an eyebrow at him.

“Yes,” he hissed and bent down towards your yes. “But don’t think we’re done discussing what happened. I got business with the boss,” his hand carefully wrapped around your throat and gave it a brief squeeze, “but then we need to talk, sugar.”

“Yes sir,” you squeaked as he released you.

“Simon!” Negan bellowed from further down the hallway. He didn’t need to say anything else, Simon jogged after him like the good soldier he was.

Shaking, you put the keys you had palmed into your pocket and quietly glided down the hallway to the cell.

“Daryl,” you whispered, softly knocking at the door, “Daryl, it’s me.”

“I’m here,” he croaked, his voice thick and dry.

Looking up and down the corridor, you carefully unlocked the door and slipped in unnoticed. The cell was dark and rank with the smell of sweat. Kneeling down next to Daryl, you pulled the small bottle of water from your pocket and let him drink it.

Daryl gulped it down greedily, his eyes finding yours in the dark.

“Why you keep helpin’ me?” his gaze narrowed, trying to understand your motives.

“Because,” you started, your voice shaking as badly as your hands were as you reached out to touch his. “You make me want things I can’t have. I want a real life Daryl, one without fear of being beat every day. I want - I want… you.

You could hear him sigh, as one of his busted up fingers found its way into your hand.

“You’re gonna get yourself killed,” he growled, “…I can’t have anyone else die ‘cause of me.”

“I won’t let that happen, Daryl,” you leaned forward, bringing your free hand to caress his face, he recoiled at first, but within seconds he let his face fall onto your hand. “You’re getting out of here… WE are getting out of here.”

“What about him,” he grumbled, knowing your situation wasn’t easy to walk away from.

“Fuck him,” you smiled. “If getting you out is the last thing I do on this shit planet, it will be worth it.”

This time, it was Daryl’s hand that reached for you. Even with the lack of light in the cell, you could see him nod, his eyes shining with hope.

“Alright then, let’s get us both the fuck out of here, and go home.”


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Tagging those who may be interested in reading: 

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Lunchtime Drabble: Searching the Ship, Part 3

Lunchtime Drabble: Searching the Ship, Part 3
Word Count: 516
Warnings: Fluff mostly, I’m pretty much just having fun with this story now. (Parenthesis are Jim’s thoughts.) [Brackets are Bones’ thoughts.]

Originally posted by helgabrook

Bones grabbed the tricorder and scanned her head. [Everything seems normal at first glance.]

“Well I’m glad for that but what about a second glance?” she said still staring at the wall ahead of her.

“Glad for what, Y/N?” Bones asks.

“Glad that everything seems normal.” She said, looking confused up at Bones.

“I didn’t say that out loud, I just thought it.” Bones raise one eyebrow in an impressive Spock imitation.

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I’ve been thinking about my last rant about the antis and a certain discourse that has been going around, and I figure maybe it’s time to finally let my rants be. I constantly tell myself to not let these people affect me psychologically, but I almost seem to go out of my way to let them get to me.

Sure, I hate it when people make these awful gifsets, actually meaning they sat down, sat through an upsetting, and for some, a psychologically damaging scene, just to pat themselves on the back afterwards to prove to everyone how “great” they are and how “awful” other people are. You have to wonder what kind of person would even DO that?? They don’t tag their stuff properly either, because while I have a blacklister, it is specifically for discourse only, so I end up seeing all of it. They MUST know making gifsets like that will upset people, and instead of, I don’t know, fucking tagging it, continue to spread it around, telling others to fuck off if they protest, not taking in the concerns of other people.

What irritates me more is when they say that they “don’t care what other people love, BUT”…etc., etc. The thing is, when you say you don’t mind what other people like, then you have to take responsibility to ensure you don’t upset people. You can’t just accept narrow minded, black and white view of what you hate, while allowing lots of nuance for what YOU personally love. When you say stuff like that, you really do care. You really do think you’re better than everyone else. You just don’t want to admit it, to, I don’t know, seem like the better person?

YET…

I admit I have problems with this too. I have mutuals who like different things than I do, who ship different things than I do. I have been at fault for stating generalized opinions thoughtlessly, without taking into consideration of my other followers; of their tastes, of their mental health.  A good thing to think about is where my opinions came from in the first place: was it really mine, or was it from being exposed to a certain area of the fandom? Are these opinions even factual? Do people allow these generalized views to become ingrained within them, and then forever continue to hold onto that opinion forever, never allowing to see something for what it really is? 

I continually try to be open to other people’s opinions, and try to make my blog a safe space of everyone.

But occasionally I slip.

And until I can fully separate myself from the drama, make sure I’m tagging everything correctly, making sure I’m not being thoughtless, I really have no right to complain about other people who don’t do that. Because at the end of the day, I care more about being happy, and others being happy, than what other people are doing “wrong”.

You know, I originally thought that if in my wildest of dreams, Alter actually made Sorey and Mikleo figures, I’d want them in kickass fighting poses, like what they did for Fate T. Harlaown or Black Heart. I thought that would be the best use of their amazing ability to capture the motion in a scene in still vinyl.

But no. They had a better idea instead and came out with this really simple scene of the two of them sitting on the ruined stones of some ancient civilization, Sorey with the Celestial Record in hand, wind gently blowing through their capes, while they give each other the fondest and most beautiful smiles I’ve ever seen on one of their figures.

And I am completely blown away by it, because just like how I thought Zestiria would be the game that could never exist, these two figures with that expression of pure love on their faces is something I thought I’d never get. Just the way they captured the motion of the wind with their capes and the feathers on Sorey’s cloak and earrings, the way the capes are just flowing … like shit, that’s the kind of motion I try to capture with words in my fics and pray I succeed with. And seeing them side by side basically looking at each other like that, excuse me while I jump off a cliff and into a massive ocean of feels because damn I can feel the love coming right off of both of them.

Saying this now, when the pictures of the painted prototypes come out, I’m pretty sure my reaction tags will be nothing but wheezing and incoherent screaming because I can’t remember the last time I was this excited over the release of a set of figures.

H6 : BasicallyidoMini - Caffeine Couple

H6 Request By: @theruthlesssoulxd

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Starbucks Prompt: I work at the local Starbucks and you won’t stop flirting with me. Just give me your fucking # and go!!

“Hiya, sir. What can I get ya today?”

The man behind the cash register grinned at the sleepy customer, who let out a soft sigh and smiled, “Nice hair, man.”

“Oh shit, thanks. I got it dyed recently.”

“Aren’t you the worker who dyed their hair pink last year?” The customer sleepily giggled.

Craig chuckled himself, “Yeah. That was for awareness. I swear.”

“Right, right. I think the blue definitely suits you better.”

“Hey. Thanks, man.”

“Name’s Marcel, I’m pretty much coming here every day ever since Luke drove me caffeine high.”

“Trust me, I’m addicted too.”

“Luke’s mentioned you a few times.” Marcel said, glancing at the worker’s name tag, “Craig Thompson right. Has a nice ring to it.”

Craig chuckled, “Yeah, I like my name too.”

“Hey, you should hit me up sometime, bro. We could drink some coffee together before or after your shift one day.” Marcel said, winking as he shook hands with Craig, leaving a folded up paper in the worker’s hand.

Craig glanced at the paper in confusion before unfolding it and blushing. He grinned and glanced up. Marcel smiled back, “I’ll take a pumpkin spice latte by the way. You can leave it on my tab.”

Craig furrowed his brow before realization swept him off his feet. “You’re the manager’s son?”

Marcel grinned and winked at him again, “You got it, baby.”

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Oh shit guys, time for more pictures from this past weekend! This time featuring some of the other TAZ cosplayers we met! (We didn’t ask for pictures from everyone, which is a small regret after the weekend. Ah welp) Oh, and some special “fun” for the last one, of course :D

If any of you guys recognize yourself in the pictures, just let me know and I’ll tag you! (Or if you’d like me to remove a tag or change it, also let me know that!) Also! If you saw or talked to us this weekend, feel free to treat this as an open invitation to hit me up and chat hahaha (I won’t speak for my friends on that front, as always)

Featuring (in order of the pics for this post; also click through for captions, if you want!):
1) I don’t know who they are I’m sorry??
2) a super chill person who I definitely didn’t ask for social media stuff from!
3) @punsaresans-sational as Barry, @a-willows-whisper as Lup, and @golden-grandmas-21 as Taako (I think I have those right??)
4) I’M REALLY BAD AT ASKING FOR TUMBLR OR OTHER INFO
5) YUP STILL BAD AT IT
6) @djket as Taako (also please excuse my expression, I made a mistake but this had a better focus than the other pic so RIP)
7) @thequeenpi as Magnus

And again:
Avi: @jojom326
Garfield the Deals Warlock: @topicalginger
Johann: oh shit it me

yes-mclennon  asked:

hello marco! love your blog a lot! i don't want to hurt you or anything, but I was looking at that quote you posted about Paul that sometimes say 'we' instead of 'I' and I read a couple of blogs saying that you stole that quote from another blog? is it true? I love your blog and it hurts me to read some blogs saying bad things about you, that's all, answer privately if you want!

hello honey! don’ worry, I’ll answer publicly, so that everyone, included these blogs will read my answer.

I know who you’re talking about, these blogs love to spend their time talking shit about me, quite..everyday? Other people send me messages now and then saying that these blogs write bad stuff about me, saying that I write fake facts, and blocking them wasn’t enough. Now, I even steal quotes from other blogs. I didn’t know about it, you made me notice that they wrote this:

and this:

At first I didn’t want to answer cause it’s like showing them something and I hate it. I never replied in the past, and I believe these people should be ignored, cause they just want to get attention, that’s it, they don’t care about mclennon. They just like to throw shit. It’s their hobby. So, since I’ve been accused to ‘steal’ quotes, I’m going to show you where I took this quote from, just to let these people know that YES, I buy books!! Even if you prefer to believe I don’t. I don’t even get why it sounds so strange to you?

This is my kindle, and as you can see there’s the Mark Lewisohn book “The Beatles: Tune In”. (i don’t even know why i’m doing this it’s so ridiculous lmao)

Do you see it?? I BOUGHT IT!! WOWOWWW

and look at this^ up on the last part of the books, in the notes.

Let’s get it closer, it’s the quote I posted!

My main interest here, on Tumblr, is to share what I read with other people who have the same interests I have, not to be the envious dick who throw shit at other blogs just because I can’t share anything interesting with them.

I suggest these people to spend their time wisely, like actually buying these books, or maybe why not, having fun on this website? Grow up? 

Thanks for letting me know about it honey, but this is the first and last time that I’ll reply. And you know why? Cause I don’t want to waste my precious time with stupid people who like to spend their time writing on their blogs and tags how fake I am and how I like to steal stuff from other blogs, cause that’s the best thing they can do on this website. I’m too busy having fun with lovely and interesting mclennon fans talking and discussing about John and Paul.

So I’ve been letting my cousin bring his kid over to observe Wilhelmina once a week for a merit badge. I don’t hate my cousin. He’s okay. Don’t really know the guy, but he’s never been malicious to me so he’s fine. I was wary about letting his kid do this because, last I saw him, he was a little shit disturber and tapped on the glass of her tank.

Turns out he’s grown up pretty well and is very respectful about her now, which is very cool. I’ve been educating him (and my cousin) on how to care for a corn snake, what they’re like as pets, they’ve observed a few feedings, it’s generally been okay.

But I do not like his wife. I never have. She rubbed me the wrong way the second I met her and sometimes I hate how right I am about people at first glance.

Every time she’s tagged along she’s said how ‘gross’ and ‘stupid’ and ‘disgusting’ Wilhelmina is, but she still comes along and stands in my room and makes these comments like it’s okay.

I understand fear. If you don’t know the behaviors of an animal, snakes are a very understandable thing to be afraid of. They are very fast. Some are very dangerous. My cousin is afraid of snakes. He will not hold her and steps away when she’s out of her terrarium, but he’s respectful.

His wife isn’t.

She doesn’t care that she’s standing there, telling me she thinks a creature I care for and love is gross and disgusting simply because she doesn’t like snakes.

You don’t understand how I could love Wilhelmina?

That’s fine.

But don’t fucking come into my room and tell me my pet is disgusting.

Fuck. Off.

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shimmer in your shine - Chapter 9
By Organization for Transformative Works

Title: shimmer in your shine - Chapter 9: “Lines Between The Spaces”

Progress: 9/?
Pairing: Leopika, Killugon
Rating: Teen (subject to change)
Warnings: veiled discussions of abusive households and the traumatic deaths of families, all canon-typical.

Author’s Note: I MISSED LIKE THREE UPDATES BUT HEY HERE’S THIS ONE PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH ME. The HXH big Bang fics are also up to be posted here in a few days, so you can all see what I spent my time on. Hopefully, I’ll have another chapter towards the end of June / early part of July depending on how a few things in my life shake out right now.

Also, please, save a life, reblog a fic. Tumblr’s tagging system is still shit, so if you like the fic, consider reblogging it to show it to your friends and followers too.

Summary: A roadtrip at the end of his senior year of college might have been kind of a last minute decision, but Leorio isn’t about to let himself, or any of the others regret it. Assuming, anyway, that they don’t kill each other in the first couple of days, that is.

Part Summary: He scrubs his hand at the back of his neck roughly, sighing as he does. “Alright.”

“I’ll be fine, Leorio,” Kurapika says, gentle.

Wish You Were Here

Title: Wish You Were Here

Pairing: Dean x Female Reader

Word Count: 1,547

Warnings: angst, cursing, death mention, the Impala gets wrecked (idk if this needs a warning?)

Summary: Dean and the reader got in a fight, the reader basically stole the Impala while Dean slept, and shit goes downhill from there.

A/N: so, this is most likely the first of many an angst I will be writing. I’m sorry in advance if it sucks, for I am a terrible writer and have little practice with this kind of thing.

Tags: @jensen-jarpad​, @winchesters-favorite-girl

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Bitten lips and sexy hips

Bitten lips and Sexy hips Summary: When seeing him bit his lip drives you crazy one to many times. Pairing: Bucky x reader Warning: Smut, unprotected sex (wrap it if ya gonna tap it people) Setting: about three or so years into the future were Bucky is now a part of the Avengers, though Tony still gives him shit. Notes: A long time in coming I know and there’s no smut yet, but rl has been hell and I’ve been working my fingers to the bone to get everything done. Please forgive me, the last part will be coming soon. This weekend has been big with many stories being finished up and posted. Feedback is always welcome and needed plus if you wished to be tagged let me know. Thank you to everyone for your support and I hope you stick around for the last part.

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“Just a reminder Bucky,” you snark, jogging to keep up with him while he pulls you along behind, fingers tightly intertwined. “Never under any circumstances, take advice on where we eat ever again from Tony Stark.”

Warm summer wind blew the loose strains of your hair around, as you come to a stop waiting for the car to show, he turns facing you, a deep chuckle leaving his lips, “I’ll keep that in mind next time doll.”

Eyes staying locked on one another till the low rumble of the Tornio broke you apart. Passenger side door open and waiting for you to get in as Bucky accepts the keys from the valet. Within seconds you’re back on the road, not sure where you’re heading.

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Imagine: Signing a contract agreement with Chris to engage in sexual activities; With no strings attached. (”The Evans Contract” One shot)

PART I (DRIVING AROUND)

Chris & I have been friends for too long now. I was there for him on his first casting for his first big movie & he was there for me when my grandfather died. We have a strong bond.

He’s my famous buddy. It’s crazy and so much fun. You have no idea. I’m used to the attention he gets all the time, used to the rush, the traveling, everything. I work in fashion so we’re always very busy but whenever we get some time off and coincide we hang out.

Right now we’re both free so we decided to go for brunch and drive around the outskirts of the city for a couple hours, listening to the radio. It had been a while.

-¡Oh my god, that song!- He exclaimed as a ukulele sound flooded the car.

-I hope you’re actually playing that uku I got you on your birthday.

-Haven’t been able to put it down ever since.

I could tell he was happy right now and most of the time, but deep down I knew something was missing in his life. He loved being by himself but it had been a while since he had a girlfriend.

I rolled my window down and & felt the fresh air on my face.

-I saw your Jimmy Fallon interview the other night. – I said.

-You’re such a fangirl. You have a big fat crush on me.

-A big lesbian crush on you.

He laughed. He loved being silly and sarcastic. You could never be bored around Evans.

-¿And what did you think about the interview and most importantly did I look good?

-¡I DON’T WIKE IT!

We burst out laughing.

-Oh my god, hang on. – He took his cellphone out & started dialing without keeping his eyes off the road.

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tagged by @old-long-john​ and @marsza so okaaaaay, thanks for thinkin of me, guys. ♥

RULES: Answer these 85 statements and tag 20 folks

THE LAST

1. Drink: coffee! coffee and water are all i drink

2. Phone call: to… let’s see here… my dad, 5 days ago, lol

3. Text message: my coworker, letting them know i was running 10 min late

4. Song you listened to: oh man, whatever my Pandora played last, i forget!

5. Time you cried: uh… i dont wanna talk about it lmao

6. Dated someone twice: nah. does “taking a break” w my boyfriend like 6 years ago count?

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: i’ve never really regretted a kiss tbh

9. Lost someone special: …lost bc they died? 10 years ago, my mom. my grandma has died since then but she wasn’t, like, that special to me lol

8. Been cheated on: not that i know of!

10. Been depressed: i wouldn’t really use this term lightly, so, prob never

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: lmaooo its been a while, prob a good 4 years

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS

12. purple. like, royal purple

13. silver

14. anything that complements purple

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. Made new friends: i have! of the ~internet variety~ but those are the best

16. Fallen out of love: nah

17. Laughed until you cried: omg yes of course, so many times, im happy to say! this is one of the greatest joys in life!!!

18. Found out someone was talking about you: in a nice way, yes! in a mean way… i dont think so and i dont really wanna know if so lol, im way too insecure to cope with something like that

19. Met someone who changed you: see: “made new friends”

20. Found out who your friends are: i dont do fake friends so yes :D

21. Kissed someone on your facebook list: technically yes, im friends with my bf on facebook

GENERAL

22. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: 99%, but how many do i keep in touch with? idk like… 2%?

23. Do you have any pets: y’all already KNOW. my sweet baby Ashes, who at face value is a cat, but if you look closely you’ll see he’s actually an amalgamation of all the animals on the planet including dragon. also I have another cat named Appa and he’s cool.

24. Do you want to change your name: nah I’m cool with it

25. What did you do for your last birthday: had a birthday party at my place! it was my big 3-0 so i tried to do it up, and it was pretty successful. i even got to reunite with some old college friends and it was a trip.

26. What time did you wake up: 7:30 AM

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: having a nightmare lol but normally i’d just be clickin around the internet, chatting w friends or engaging with something gay lmao

28. Name something you can’t wait for: @e-sebastian‘s next fic TBH and also the next fantastic beasts movie but that goes without saying

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: errr… like, exactly at this time 10 years ago, pretty much. she died Sept 20, 2007

31. What are you listening to right now: my space heater and a bunch of chit-chat from the conference room

32. Have you ever talked to a person named tom: i mean… yeah. who hasn’t?

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: the fact that my boss doesnt want to tip the chinese food delivery guy. this gets on my nerves approx once a week

34. Most visited website: tumblr, no doubt

35. Hair colour: brown

36. Long or short hair: long, i’ll prob never have short hair, i cant pull it off

37. Do you have a crush on someone: yeah and he’s an irish daddy

38. What do you like about yourself: exactly 3 things. my sense of humor/wit, my eyes, my voice. that is all of the things.

39. Want any piercings: nope! i have all the piercings i want

40. Blood type: i have no earthly idea

41. Nickname: Jackie is a nickname technically but i always wished i had one

42. Relationship status: not single is pretty much the only way i can explain it

43. Zodiac: pisces

44. Pronouns: she/her

45. Favourite tv show(s): black sails, versailles, vikings, better call saul, sense8, grace & frankie, it’s always sunny, mad men, the office, parks & rec… i love tv

46. Tattoos: im too indecisive for this

47. Right or left handed: right

48. Surgery: never!

49. Piercing: two holes in each ear, a lip ring

50. Sport: i sometimes watch baseball games

51. Vacation: i’ve always wanted to go to New Zealand but i’d also love to go back to london, or go to ireland, a lot of western european countries

52. Pair of trainers: my current shoes are a pair of chucks w/ holes in them

MORE GENERAL

53. Eating: i had an apple w/ cheese for breakfast like i do every single day

54. Drinking: water, now

55. I’m about to: well i’m at work so this SHOULD be work-related but… read?

56. Waiting for: 5 pm so i can continue reading but without guilt or paranoia

57. Want: to complete even one thing that i start would be nice

58. Get married: you never know

59. Career: my dream career is elementary teacher but that dream is dead

WHICH IS BETTER

60. Hugs or kisses: hugs

61. Lips or eyes: eyes

62. Shorter or taller: taller but i dont really care either way

63. Older or younger: older but it almost never works out that way

64. Nice arms or nice stomach: arms

65. Hook up or relationship: relationship

66. Troublemaker or hesitant: i am the most cautious person on the planet

HAVE YOU EVER

67. Kissed a stranger: yep

68. Drank hard liquor: yep

69. Lost glasses/contact lenses: thank god no

70. Turned someone down: yep

71. Sex on the first date: errr… its complicated but kinda yeah, once

72. Broken someone’s heart: pffft lol i highly doubt it

73. Had your heart broken: yes

74. Been arrested: nope

75. Cried when someone died: yes

76. Fallen for a friend: why did i agree to do this questionnaire

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

77. Yourself: sometimes!

78. Miracles: i mean, miraculous things definitely happen but idk

79. Love at first sight: limerence at first sight sure

80. Santa Claus: when i was but a tiny jew, i used to tell my tiny christian friends that there was no santa claus lol, i thought i was helping them out by exposing them to The Truth

81. Kiss on the first date: yes

82. Angels: no, although i’ve had a couple Odd Experiences that make me want to believe, but i’d have to believe a lot of other fundamental things first, so no

OTHER

83. Current best friend’s name: irl, lindsay. otherwise, jess & nia & eli & em, all of whom are very important to me

84. Eye colour: blue

85. Favorite movie: The Fall has been my go-to answer for years so i’m gonna stick with that

tagging: honestly idk i feel like everyone else who would do this has already done it

Tag 9 people to get to know them

Tagged by the lovely @loudlooks ❤️(I love the pic of your dog btw)
Thank gosh I kept the email reminder coz with work I’ll be lucky if I can remember to eat let alone go on tumblr.

Relationship status: single and ready for Pringles. No seriously, fuck your mingling.
(Don’t actually. I’m too ace for this shit)

Favourite colour: Bluuuuue

Lipstick or chapstick: I’m gonna be English about this, Lip balm. I like wearing lipstick but I just don’t like the time it takes. This ain’t no 2 strokes mulan. Nah.

Last song: whatever it takes by Imagine dragons.

Last movie: …..I…haven’t even had time to watch TV these few months omg I can’t remember the last movie I watched….Maybe Fantastic beasts and where to find them? Or Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2.

Top 3 shows: I really hate doing these. So I’ll just list 3 random ones.

My childhood fave: Scooby doo, castle, Parks and rec.

Top 3 ships: Tiva, Starmora, Caskett.

I’ve been pretty dead on here so I got no clue who has done it and been tagged and everything, so I’ll apologize if you have already been tagged or didn’t want to be tagged.

@gryffindordetectiveofstarfleet3
@spideys-underoos @werealljustwinginit @ezepeze11
@tivafan-yupthatsme @kd2900
@starmora @ 2 more people coz idk I’m bad at tagging and can’t remember names bye

@kawaiil3itch Ren my sweet BB tagged me

Originally posted by sailorscoutsforever

A. Age: 28 T_T

B. Birthplace: South Florida

C. Current time: 12:28 a.m.

D. Drink you last had: h20

E. Easiest person to talk to: no one? Lol idk probably my husband.

F. Fav song: I have a lot soooo let’s go with my current jam ~~ Roots by In this moment

G. Grossest memory: A patient at my last job shit in an a.c. unit….

H. Hogwarts house: never seen it or read the books because I have better things to obessess over

I. In love: of course *blows a kiss to Jumin Han*

J. Jealous of people: yeah people that can eat whatever they want and look good… How?? Wtf??

K. Killed someone: thought about it lol

L. Love at first sight or should I walk by again: depends if I got a good look at dat booty the first time or not


Originally posted by enkisrightnipple

M. Middle name: Lee

N. Number of siblings: 3

O. One wish: for unlimited wishes that came true

P. Person you called last: …. My husband apparently (I had to look)

Q. Question you’re always asked: Are you jewish??

R. Reason to smile:

Originally posted by cwunch

S. Song you last sang:

Originally posted by deejay

T. Time you woke up: 9 a.m.

U. Underwear color: what underwear

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V. Vacation destination: (dream vacation) italy or japan

W. Worst habit: saying sorry and not being confident and procrastinating

Y. Your fav food: eggplant parm

Z. Zodiac sign: Capricorn

Thank you bb for the tag (/≧ω\)

I’ll tag @maccreadies @http-opti @rainmakerzen

the tag game

I was tagged by @holy-chanyeollie (thanks bubs!!)

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.


A: Age | 17

B: Birthplace | the usa

C: Current time | 8:15pm

D: Drink you had last | water

E: Easiest person to talk to | either my parents, my friend aubrey, or my friend adriana!

F: Favorite song | oh shit uhhm I’m just gonna name a bunch:

o sole mio & let’s hang out - sf9

the entire LY ‘Her’ album - bts

undercover - kehlani

silence - marshmello feat. khalid

flame - tinashe

money make ya handsome & back on & curve & tone it down - gucci mane

love u better - ty dolla $Ign feat. lil wayne & the-dream

put it on me - mistah mez feat. rebecca rosher

pull up - l.a. leakers feat. kid ink, sage the gemini & iamsu!

I see you - kap g feat. chris brown

go gyal (radio edit) - ahzee

love galore - sza feat. travis scott

questions & bite my tongue - chris brown

deserve - kris wu feat. travis scott

one dance / hasta el amanecer (mashup) - alex aiono

gahhh I have too many favorites!!!!

G: Grossest memory | ohh so uh (without getting too graphic) one time when I was like 8 I got really sick and the dr prescribed me this medicine I can’t take (I have a really hard time taking liquid medicine but this specific one does NOT stay down….) but we didn’t know they gave me that One antibiotic cause we couldn’t read her damn handwriting and long story short… it didn’t stay down…. not At ALL………

H: Hogwarts house | I’m both Gryffindor and Slytherin?? yeah, I know - I’m confused, too

I: In love? | with an endless amount of kpop idols, but no one irl lmao

J: Jealous of people | I try really hard not to be

K: Killed someone | not to my knowledge!!!

L. Love at first sight or should I walk by again? | pretty sure I’d laugh if someone ever said that to my face but yeah, no. I don’t believe in love at first sight

M. Middle name | elizabeth

N: Number of siblings | 1 - a younger brother

O: One wish | for me and everyone I care about to be stress-free, and genuinely happy

P: Person you called last | my dad

Q: Question you are always asked | “oh, are you chris’s daughter?” yes, yes I am

R: Reason to smile | my family and friends!!

S: Song you sang last | undercover - kehlani

T: Time you woke up | 11:30am

U: Underwear color | black

V: Vacation destination | either South Korea, Italy, Canada, or Australia?

W: Worst habit | I swear a ton, a worry WAY too much, I procrastinate, I tend to let my mental health issues control me, etc….

X: X-rays | omg literally everywhere you can think of… toes, ankles, legs, hips, back, shoulders, neck, elbows, fingers; and I wish I was kidding with that list… I get hurt so much lol

Y: Your favorite food | w a t e r m e l o n

Z: Zodiac sign | cancer (’:


hmm I’m just gonna tag some nifty folks (but you don’t have to do it if ya don’t wanna!!)

@haechan-haedamn @jae-yoonie @dangchanhee @lai-gvanlin ( @sunny-feeling-9 ) @b00mingsystem @thereisnofuckingreason @houseofmonbebe @dazednstrange @renhyucks @mystic-astro-trash