let me tell you about the bathroom signs

The Signs & SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes

Aries: “Haven’t you heard, SpongeBob? Nice guys finish last. Only aggressive people conquer the world!”
Taurus: “I’m not gonna let them ruin the rest of my Sunday.”
Gemini: “Well, it is no secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone else your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretely.”
Cancer: “Gary, go away, can’t you see I’m trying to forget you?!”  
Leo: “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.”
Virgo: “[french narrator voice] Would you please stop imitating me? It is starting to get very annoying.”
Libra: “See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’”
Scorpio: “This isn’t your average everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.”
Sagittarius: “Well, first, we have to balance a glass of chocolate milk on our heads, stand on one foot, and sing the Bikini Bottom Anthem.”
Capricorn: “Hmm, a five-letter word for happiness… money.”
Aquarius: “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma [thought bubble shows a carton of milk tipping over and spilling].”
Pisces:  “Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?”

anonymous asked:

So I go to a public middle school, and let me tell you: it gets weird. About a week ago, these red signs posted by the principal started appearing on the bathroom doors, until every bathroom in the school had them. They read: Doors must stay open at all times! Everyone was really confused, because it's awkward to leave bathroom doors open, and they've never had to be open before. I learned from this one kid that apparently some kids started a fight club and were fighting in the bathrooms.

I thought that meant the bathroom stall doors at first

Manic

This is half in honor of Mental Health Awareness Month, half just I wrote this as a form of self-therapy. It’s based upon my own hypomanic episodes, partially on ones I’ve experienced over the years and partially on my more recent ones. They’re not pleasant and they’re not euphoric. 

Hypomania: “a milder form of mania involving increased levels of activity and goal-directed behaviors combined with an elevated, expansive, or irritable mood” (Essentials of Understanding Abnormal Behavior, Third Edition)

Pairing: Leonard McCoy/Reader

Summary: McCoy fluff and hypomania

Possible warnings: negative self-talk and mentions of wanting to self-harm

Word count: 1,500


It shouldn’t have bugged you so much. He wasn’t doing it on purpose. He was just mindlessly drumming his fingers on the desk as he studied. It wasn’t even making that much noise. It was quiet enough that you could have tuned it out, and you tried to. But the more you tried, the more irritating you found the faint noise and you eventually cracked.

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To be or Not to be

s u m m a r y // slightly based off this au

this does contain mature content and may possibly break your heart 

I tried not writing in the past tense I don’t know if I like it or not but you guys let me know.

don’t kill me after you read this but if you guys want a part two I could do one since I kind of left it hanging lol

anyways enjoy I have to go study for the three test I have this week.

p.s this took me two days to write

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PROFESSOR REN IV // masterlist


A/N: First things first, as much as many of you wanted Hux to die, I thought that was a little too much for the story (although, if this was in the sw universe I would’ve). Second of all, karmas a bitch so no worries! This is the final chapter for the mini series (?) of professor ren; thank you all for read/enjoying it, I very much appreciated your support! If you haven’t read them, here’s part one, two, and three! Enjoy and thanks for reading, feedback is welcomed!

Warning: Some smut, nothing out of this world but it’s a fair warning.

Word Count: 5.8K+


Never had you imagined things would turn out this way. For you to absolutely hate Hux’s guts and for making Ren feel such way even if those weren’t your intentions. You never meant the man any harm, all you wanted to do was be with him and cherish his presence–but what do you get? Blackmail because a man couldn’t stand the fact that you were with someone else, happy, and not with them.

Because someone couldn’t stand being friend-zoned.

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The Wedding

Summary: Reader invites Dean to her sisters upcoming wedding and he unexpectedly says yes. The group prepares for the wedding and find out something interesting things about each other.

Warnings:  Fluff, Jealous!Dean?, Mention on smut-like things, language

Pairings: Dean x Reader , Sam

Word Count: 1863 (Holy moly, I feel like I accomplished nothing I wanted to in this, either)

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