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Archie’s Unofficial List of Bad RPer Red Flags

A’ight so I’ve been roleplaying for a while, about nine years now, and let me tell you, I’ve had some awful RP partners. From sexual predators to emotionally manipulative people, and I’ve picked up a lot of red flags that I saw some time in my relationship with these people, so I figured being the RP senpai that some people see me as, I’d write them down.

  1. They’re not interested in your character. The best RP partners I’ve had over the years roleplay with me because they love my character, they love their character, and they love what our characters can do together. They want to know about my character so they can make plots accordingly, and spitball ideas. It seems obvious, but if someone’s not interested in your character but very interested in RPing with you, I’d call that a red flag.
  2. RPing with them feels like a privilege. I can’t even tell you the amount of times I’ve had a bad RP partner and didn’t know it yet, and when we were still RPing, it felt like whenever we got to do one on one sessions, that I was taking up their valuable time. That’s definitely a red flag.
  3. They’re just a little too nice.  They’re just too nice for comfort. They like all of your posts, they give you gifts, want to spend a lot of time with you, all of which are benign usually, but with them it just feels weird. Another HUGE red flag after this one is that this niceness doesn’t stay. After getting to know them, they stop trying to win you over and their personality completely changes.
  4. They don’t make time for you. I remember one RP partner in particular who would always be off RPing with a mutual friend of ours, and our RP always came second. It’d take him hours to post on a medium where replies were expected within 5-10 minutes if not sooner, and whenever this was brought up, he called me way too clingy, and said he just didn’t have time to RP more often than that, despite RPing with our mutual friend for hours at a time.
  5. They get jealous if you RP with someone else. While jealousy happens from time to time, with them, it’s excessive. If you roleplay with someone else, they need to know who it is and what you’re RPing. If you don’t want to tell them, obviously you’re trying to sabotage your RP with them. This behavior is a giant red flag, and I’d say to cut them loose immediately if you experience it.
  6. They surround themselves with typically weak-willed people. This one took me a long time to spot, but a lot of the bad RPers that I have will surround themselves with people who have very poor self-esteem or come off as very passive. A friend and I once had the same bad RP partner, and they come off as very cute and spunky where I come off as more assertive, and, unsurprisingly, they clung to my seemingly-weak-willed friend instead of me, because they were easier to manipulate in the bad RPer’s eyes.
  7. They need to be in control of an RP. If they’re not in control, they freak out. Often times they’re the one who comes up with the plots, and any you run by them gets shut down. While they’re free to do whatever they want to their character to hurt you, if you do anything to yours, it’s crossing the line.
  8. They play games with you. They ask you seemingly benign questions then will explode if you say the wrong answer, they sabotage your RP that’s not with them, they see how far they can push you before you bite back.
  9. They spy on your roleplay. This one’s pretty self-explanatory and really only applies to MMO settings, but they spy on their RP on an alt character.
  10. They will take IC into OOC. This can go in so many different directons and I’ve had it taken in different directions, but taking a romantic RP as that you’re flirting with them OOC, if you have a fight OOC and it transfers to their character being mad for no reason IC, or if they start talking shit about you to others because they don’t like the way that something happened ICly, drop them.
  11. They make it so that you can only RP with them. Let’s say they convince you to drop your characters together in some lost and forgotten section of the world until further notice,  or your character is in a position where they can’t function without the bad RPer’s character being with them.
  12. They have nothing good to say about anyone around you. They’re the kind of person who you dread bringing up new people you’ve met, because they’re immediately going to say “Oh, yeah two years ago they said something sort of racist.” or “I heard they meta-game out the ass” or anything else negative.
  13. They discourage you from meeting new people. This is another one that I didn’t pick up on for a while, but often times I see it in toxic RP partners that they don’t want to meet new people, and encourage others to follow in their way, either by talking shit about city RP or doing what was mentioned above in 12.
  14. If they do something, it’s fine. If you do the same thing, it’s cause for a war. This is another one that I’ve had a lot of experiences with. If they kill off their character out of the blue, you’re being unreasonable for being upset. If you kill off your character after asking them and planning it for weeks, you’re a bad RP partner.
  15. They constantly play the victim. They can do no wrong, someone is always wronging them. If you have a fight with them, even if they’re undeniably in the wrong, it’s your fault, and you have to apologize.

These are really only a few, but here’s some red flags for you! Feel free to reblog with ones that I may have missed or fall out of my experience. These are all taken from many of the bad experiences or RP partners I’ve had over the years.

Let’s start by saying that I love all these chapters about Tanaka because, in my humble opinion, we needed to see more of him because Tanaka is one of the greatest Haikyuu characters, and I’ll tell you why.

Before anyone starts saying shit about my son, let me say that yes, it’s true that he’s not a volleyball genius like some players. No, he’s not a genius like Kageyama or Nishinoya. No, he does not have Hinata’s kind of abilities. No, he doesn’t have his seniors’ experience. But he IS as strong as the others, even stronger (and, to be honest with all of you, seeing him go through all these stuff is killing me).

Tanaka isn’t as skilled as his teammates, yes, but I think that’s what makes him even more endearing. Tanaka is your “normal guy”. That guy who isn’t particularly fast, nor physically strong like Asahi, but he’s that kind of guy who you’ll always be able to count on, even when times are hard, and even when he’s down (Tanaka may have done a lot of mistakes, but he still called for Tsukishima’s toss, and GUYS, THAT TAKES A LOT).

I have deep respect for characters like Tanaka Ryunosuke. He’s the only second year who STAYED when practices were too much. He’s that one character who always always always encourages his teammates. And you know what? It takes a lot to admit to yourself that some of the guys in your team are just on another level, and maybe you’ll never get to be like them. Making some mistakes is normal, but the pressure you go through, especially when you’re at Nationals - I dont’ know you, but I wouldn’t be able to bear that. I’d probably pull a Bokuto, and it’d be understandable, but Tanaka.

Tanaka doesn’t. He doesn’t break down (it’s partly Hinata’s merit). He’s proven to be so strong. And I feel so sorry every single time Tanaka compares himself to others and calls himself mediocre, because he’s actually great. He’s so effing great.


edit. Yoh, yes it’s still me. After reading chapter 264 I can’t help but add some more things to this already long ass post that nobody asked for.

Can we talk about the second years and how none of them is worried that Tanaka will break down? Can we? No one thinks he will. Because in their eyes Tanaka is this one guy who tries and tries and tries until things are okay again. He never gives up. In their eyes, Tanaka is that guy who can always pull himself together after a fall down. All the second years think this: “it’s Tanaka. He’s amazing.” They have no doubt that he will be able to score, that he won’t let them down, because they KNOW that Tanaka’s great. He does well. There’s no way he won’t on this particular match.

Also, Tanaka is the simple and earnest guy. That simple, earnest guy, who’s straightforward and Ennoshita admires him for that, you can tell. He doesn’t admire him just as a player, but even as a person too. Tanaka is truly amazing. He’s that guy who’s funny, but takes “things” like feelings very seriously. Find me another guy like that. 

So, again, “what’s so good about that guy?” Everything. Tanaka senpai is perfect. End of the long ass post.

One More Time

Pairing: Bucky X Reader

Words: 2,473

Warnings: Smut…and cursing! Metal Arm Kink because reasons.

Summary: Reader and Bucky like each other but they don’t know about the other’s feelings. One day when they are training, reader can’t stop “admiring” his arm. Smut happens!

A/N: I just felt like writing metal arm smut so ya. If you want part 2 let me know. Also, please tell me how my writing is!! Please…

Tagging @bovaria and @fvckingavengers because I dreamed a dream where my writing was actually not that bad and they might notice me…Notice me Senpais!!!

Update: Part 2

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First Step!2~白坂麻雪編~ (Shirasasaka Mayuki hen)

Chocolat Blanc has announced the next CD in their lineup!

Synopsis (Paraphrased):

You, a full-fledged adult, and your childhood friend, 白坂麻雪 (Shiraraska Mayuki), who is still a college student, are five years apart in age. 

Mayuki, who has grown accustomed to your constant presence ever since he met you, considers you his only friend and ally. 

Likewise, you have always thought of Mayuki as if he were a cute younger brother. 

However, as time passed, those feelings in your heart started to change into those of love, and now, you secretly long for Mayuki.

One day, after being escorted back home to the front of your place by your work superior, you happen to encounter Mayuki coming home from his part-time job. 

When Mayuki asks about your senpai, you become curious about Mayuki’s potential reaction to the fact that your senpai confessed to you and so, you tell him about it. 

But after that, Mayuki suddenly changes his attitude to be blunt and says…

“I don’t want to let you go. To me, you’re…” 

CV: 刃琉 (Kobayashi Yuusuke)

Release Date: August 10th, 2017.

Valentine’s Day

31. Flowers in My 100 Theme Fanfiction Challenge

Valentine’s Day was the event where every girl brought presents for their favourite hosts. (Y/N) laughed softly as she sipped her tea, watching the mayhem begin. She was sitting next to Kyoya, who was calculating the amount of money the get up that Tamaki had purchased for Valentine’s Day actually cost.

“Not your favourite holiday?” (Y/N) teased him, laughing at the slightly annoyed expression on his face.

Kyoya smirked slightly, glancing at her from the side of his eyes. “I rather holidays where Tamaki isn’t an idiot. That holiday hasn’t reached yet…”

“I…I brought you this chocolate rose, Mori-senpai.”

(Y/N) looked to Mori, watching a blonde shy girl awkwardly stand next to Mori’s tall figure.

“I…I know you have so many girls saying this…But I think I love you. I just wanted to know…if you felt the same way.” The girl’s eyes were fixated on the floor and her fingers were twiddling on the stem of the chocolate rose.

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MAKING LOVE WITH JEON JUNGKOOK

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IT WOULD INCLUDE :

  • Him acting up all awkward to set up the mood because he’s already nervous. “What is it with candles? Why do people like candles so much” he’d frown “ What if my place burn down while we’re making out?! THEN WHO’S GONNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY?!” he ruffle his hair “ No candles for sure. I’m too broke to afford a new place”
  • Him studying the art of dirty talking cause’ he’s not sure if you’re into vanilla sex or something more thrilling. “ Can’t I just tell her that I lover her instead? Won’t that make the moment more amazing?” he’d ponder “ But what if she overthinks about it and then she’s turned off..” He ruffles his hair “Girls are WAY TOO COMPLICATED FOR MY BRAIN”
  • Him taking a shower while figuring out what kind of shampoo and soap to use, cause’ he wants you to remember how memorable that moment would be. “ What would she like? that’s the real question”
  • You showing up at his place and him freaking out because the only thing he has in mind is what’s supposed to happen afterwards. “ H-Hey Y/N” he’d stutter as you’d simply ruffle his hair at how cute he’s being
  • Him trying to make you understand what he wants by occasionnally pulling your waist closer and snuggling his face in your neck. “Y/N, can’t we do something else instead?” he’d breathe on your neck before sneakily touching your leg with his warm fingers“ That movie is boring”
  • You giggling because his fluffy hair is tickling your neck and him questionning you and being slightly offended, because he thinks you make fun of him. “ I beg you, stop breaking the mood Y/N” he’d pout 
  • Him apologizing and making sure that everything he does is accepted by you cause’ he’s afraid of making a bad move. “Can I really touch you there and get away with it?Like you won’t kill me after this? “
  • Him trying to give you a hickey but ends up bitting your skin too hard so you yelp and he freaks out. “F*ck F*ck, ARE YOU BLEEDING ARE YOU OKAY?! I never thought my teeth were that sharp! F*ck SORRY!!!”
  • Him kissing you and grazing his teeth over your bottom lip because he likes testing your limits. “ Please tell me I was an amazing f*ck. PLEASE”
  • You giving payback by grazing your teeth over his earlobe and him freaking out because his ears are probably the most sensitive part of that manly built body. “N-Not THE EAAARRRSS!!” he’d choke on his breath “ PLEASE LET ME LAST FOR MORE THEN TEN MINUTES!!”
  • His slim fingers that enjoys running along your perfect thighs to bring your body closer to him , because space is not something he can bare with in those moments. “ I want you close” he’d whisper in your ears
  • Him running his fingers sensually on your strands of hair while staring into your eyes as if you’re the most precious being on this earth. “You’re mine, you know what?”
  • Him kissing you everywhere because he wants to cherish every part of you.”I love you”
  • Him Calling you beautiful  while blushing and hiding his eyes because your body still impresses him and he’s shy about looking at you since it’s all new to him. “Why are you so damn gorgeous. I-I just can’t look at you without feeling all weird”
  • Him leaving them hickeys in the most awkward places ever ,like your arm or your back, because he supposedly had to practice on your arm before doing it on your neck “ DON’T JUDGE” he’d give you a stare “ I WANT TO WISELY MARK YOUR SKIN Y/N” he’d reply “ You’re marking my entire body Jeon. It’s not like you’re acting wisely right now” you say before he’d put his index over your lips “ Let the pro do his work.”
  • Him wanting to take off his shirt in a very sexy way like the guys do it in the movies, but the white shirt get stuck and does not want to get off “ why am I living my life this way * cries a river*”
  • Him raising his brows at you while tapping his chest like tarzan because he’s weird like that and he enjoys making the moment weirdly unique. “ I’M THE MANNNNNNN!!!!” he’d shout
  • Him suddenly telling you about his ‘abs’ worry and asking you if you’re disapointed. “ I tried working some more on it , but my company told me to stop.”he’d sigh “ Please tell me you can’t see the difference.I go to the gym everyday. ”
  • Him trapping your wrists between one of his masculine hands, because he’s savage like that. “You’re now at my mercy” he’d whisper in your ears
  • Him using his cop outfit from Dope Era to roleplay because he loves playing the police officer and you love pleasing him. “ How about I teach you a lesson for being so damn illegal”, he’d smirk at your tempting figure
  • Using fake handcuffs on you but he loses the key because he’s such a nervous flufff. “Y-Y/N? I think I lost them” he’d gulp at you
  • Him throwing random questions as he’s mentally planning out his next move . “ Are more into sweet love making or do you like it rough?” he’d blush before mentally scolding himself “ Screw it. I’ll just figure something in between”
  • Him gaining confidence everytime a sound comes out of your sinful lips, because it’s a pointer that tells him if he’s doing good or not.
  • Him taking off every layer off you with a blush on his cheeks and a cheeky grin. “This is so fun. It’s like a game” he chuckles “A very racy game though” he’d blush
  • Him getting shocked once he gets to see your underwear  for the first time because he’s so fascinated by it “ Wow. This is what a bra looks in real life?” he’d nod in fascination “ Can I touch the lacy fabric ,please?” he’d ask you and you’d chuckle in response “DON’T LAUGH. IT’S MY FIRST TIME SEING A BRA ON A GIRL”
  • Him blowing on his long bangs because they get in the way by hiding his vision everytime he tries kissing you somewhere . “ I SWEAR.NEXT TIME WE GET LAID I’M GETTING A MOTHERFRICKIN HAIRCUT”
  • Him tying his hair onto apple hair because he can’t work on pleasing you with his fluffy hair in the way and you laughing your existence cause’ you can’t take him seriously. “ COME ON.AT LEAST LET ME FINISH YOU.PLEASE! PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU STILL WANT IT!STOP LAUGHING AT ME * sobs* ”
  • Him giggling randomly and breaking the mood because your cold fingers on his toned muscular arms are making him feel all sorts of way and he’s ticklish.
  • Him momentarily forgotting about how sex actually works for a second, because he’s too nervous. “ F*CK. I FORGOT.REMIND ME HOW THIS SHIT WORKS AGAIN.”
  • Him secretly having a senpai kink and being oblivious about it till you suddenly pull out the senpai card and he freaks out. “ S-Senpaiii? *gulps* Can you say that one more time?”
  • Him discovering his kitten kink ,when you suddenly moan out a ‘nya’ and his eyes round in shock. He doesn’t know why, but that sound just turned him on ten times more and his testosterone is flying up to a peak never explained in the past. “D-Do you have kitten ears Y/N? It’d be fun to try out something new…ya know, something wild. ” he’d smirk at you
  • Him using his tongue and his sinful thighs however he wants just to wreck you and make you beg.
  • Him being fascinated by the softeness of your skin because he never got to touch you that much in the past, but this time he can feel you up no matter how much he wants “Whoahh…How come your is your skin so soft?! We need to go to the spa sometimes together. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS” his eyes would round and he’d cough right after you supress an impatient moan “Right, *cough* sorry. I got distracted ” he’d reply apologetically
  • Him failing at using a condom for the first time because he’s too nervous “ f*ck!!! IT BROKEEEEE!!!” , he’d turn around and pout at you while pointing at the condom cluelessly like he normally does “ What are we going to do now?” he’d blink at you
  • Him wanting to be extra romantic for that moment but ends up being a little dork instead. “I wish i could stop time just so that we can stay like this  forever” he’d smilE at you before realizing that you’re actually getting laid and that what he said would sound wrong “ N-No!! THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT. NOT IN THIS KIND OF CONTEXT!!! I MEANT TO STAY LIKE THIS AS IN STAYING TOGETHER FOREVER , NOT TO BE GETTING LAID FOREVER… even though it sounds like a good plan
  • You tugging on his hair whenver you love something and him reciprocating it with a sexy growl in your ears,because he’s quite wild in bed.
  • Him passionately kissing you while apologizing in between to make your pain go away. “ I’m SO SORRY. WE CAN STOP NOW IF YOU WANT!!! I DON’T WANT YOU TO DIE” he’d panic  while you’d laugh “Jeon Jungkook, I’m a human who’s programmed to give birth. I think that handling you is something I can do”
  • Him pressing his face on your shoulder while giving you little kisses because he’s embarrassed about being connected with you in such a way. “ I’m feeling all shy shy shy now.”
  • Laying on your back while staring at the ceiling and jungkook feeling all self conscious after you both reached your climax. He’d suddenly grab your arm :  “Tell me I was an amazing f*ck. PLEASE”
  • Him giving you the meme face and you laughing your ass off cause’ you can’t believe you’re dating a man that does this right after you shared such an intimate moment.
  • Him hugging you tightly in his arms while playing with your hair and biting your shoulder with his teeth . “ Y/N, can we go grab some ice cream? I’m getting hungry for some food now…”

So here’s the first post to start off jungkook’s Birthday Project <3333 I hope you enjoyed this fluffy yet sexy post lol.Tell me your thoughts in the comments/message box >.<

MOM HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!Please excuse the fact that the thing above looks like it was made in 2 minutes (because it was) I’m still pretty flustered about this all jfdks

Anyway, lordy jesus, its been nearly two years since this blog has been up??? Time flies. I can remember when I first decided to dive headfirst into the Indie scene with this blog and with Riku as a character in general. NGL I was legit a nervous wreck, because I’ve always just been apart of fandoms specifically and I didn’t???? Know what to do lol. But slowly, I branched out. Gained lots of amazing friends, lost some, saw some amazing characters that still hold themselves near and dear to my heart. I as well as Ri have experienced many things, many feelings, and none of which is regretted. 

I hope you continue to follow my progression with this nerd child and make you totes not regret having her on your dash jkds;

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ZUTARA SUMMER-TIMES <33333 *dances happily*

[[[Zutara Winter Times]]]

My art trade with the super talented queen nymre Senpai!!!!!! *0*

Let me tell you something - I’ve known Nymre for around 2 years, when she used to make lots of beautiful artworks for the Zutara, ATLA and LOK fandoms. She was always passionate about art and all I can say is that she has improved and evolved (and and still is) so much during these years, and I can’t even tell you how much I think highly of her, she inspires me so much. Whatever she makes is fantastic and so beautifully done, and she was gracious enough to agree to trade with me!

If you love art and fandoms, her blog is a must follow!

Sorry I wasn’t able to produce lots of ZK stuff, but I hope you like this one, and Nymre’s colors totally made my day! *0*
I really enjoyed making it and working with her ♥

Secret Santa

Seduce Me Secret Santa

Okay so I had @lonelylittledemonwolf and I thought I would try to do something different. I went and wrote my first fan fic! I hope you like it and it is what you wanted dear. Merry Christmas and I hope you have a great day❤️


“Why hello princess” you hear Erik say it this time not in his low seductive voice.
“E-Erik, w-what’s with that v-voice?” You ask
“Why what do you mean princess?” Erik questions
“T-that one…”
“S-S-Shhh princess there is no reason to be scared” as he says that you see him go into his demon form and you see his big purple tentacles.
“ERIK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” you scream
“I know you miss them, you miss all of them.”
“WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!” Now you are starting to get scared at what Erik might do
“MY BROTHERS!! I’m sorry for raising my voice princess, but I know that it is true.”
“Well of course I miss them, but don’t you?” You are starting to get lost in what Erik is saying. You thought that he loved his brothers. Was this something demons did when they figured out what jealousy felt like? Whatever it is, it’s not the true Erik. Normally he doesn’t care, I mean I was always told that Damian was always the jealous brother and Erik was the least jealous.
“Why do you miss them princess? I mean aren’t you happy?”
“Of course Erik! I love you more than anything”
“More than them?”
“Of course.”
“So you wouldn’t care if I just went and killed them?”
“ WHAT THE FUCK ERIK!” He takes his tentacles and grabs you, and pins you to the wall while he goes and calls his brothers one by one.
“Raestrao, Aomaris, Zecaeru, Izroul!” You started to try and break free but Erik held you up tight and then you couldn’t see.
“Erik i-?” James was stopped by a yell
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!” Sam barked
“Why hello brothers, I just wanted my sweet princess to see what happens when she thinks about you more than me.”
“Erik ple-” Damian was stopped
“Ahh brother please tell me who she is thinking about or you die first.”
{Damian please do it I don’t want you to die. Just lie and say that I am thinking about Erik all the time}
“You. She is thinking about how lovely you are, and can still be if you let go of her and us go”
“LIES!”
“DAMIAN WATCH OUT!” Matthew screamed
Next thing you knew there was a blade through Damian’s head.
“YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE, I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!”
Then you knew what was happening, Erik was turning into some kinda Yandere and you were his Senpai. You remember what happens when Senpai freaks out after seeing a murder so you say
“HOW, HOW COULD YOU?! GET AWAY FROM ME!”
“No, no princess please!”
“LEAVE ERIK, JUST LEAVE UZAERIS!”
“No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOO!”
You wake up sweating with tears in your eyes and your heart is racing
“Just another fucking dream. God damnit.”
Then you feel something shift in the bed
“Mmm princess are you okay?”
“Just another bad dream.”
“Let me guess, I was Yandere again.”
“Maybe…”
“Princess you need to stop playing that game before you go to bed. Now lets go to bed.”
You lay back down and remember it was only a dream and you go back to sleep. Erik is now using his powers to keep the dream out of your head by showing him as a prince and you had his princess.

Edited: I realized that I didn’t tag Chris or Michaela and since Chris is the VA for the Erik and Michaela is the creator I should so… @thechristopherescalante @thebunnyofevil
Shit people might say (at Ikkaku’s fake funeral)


As requested by @junko222. :)


Do you guys remember when Ikkaku fought Grimmjow’s fraccion Edrad? It was looking bad for ol’ Ikkaku, and Yumichika, in a moment either of forward thinking or of cruelty, went ahead and asked Yachiru to start planning Ikkaku’s funeral. But then Ikkaku didn’t die, and, in an omake, we watched Yumichika fruitlessly pleading with Yachiru to cancel the funeral - something she had no intention of doing. So let’s say Ikkaku’s fake funeral happened. Let’s say Ikkaku was there, in attendance, and yet everybody gave their eulogies anyway. How might that have gone?

And thank you, junko222, for sending me ideas for this list! I incorporated what I could!


Yachiru: Hi everyone!!!! Welcome to the funeral of our dearly departed Cueball! Wave, Cueball!

Ikkaku: L-lieutenant, can’t you use my name at my own funeral??

Yachiru: Shhh! The dead don’t talk!

Ikkakku: …but they wave?

Yachiru: I will start the funeral by reading the poem I wrote for Cueball!

Yachiru: “His head shines so bright! It is like the moon! Smooth and shiny! You may think you are looking at the moon when you see his head, because they both reflect the light on their smooth, round surfaces!”

Yachiru: Second verse! “His head shines so bright! It is like a marble! Smooth and shiny! You may think you are looking at a marble when..”

Ikkaku: HAVING A SHAVED HEAD IS NOT MY ONLY FEATURE!

Yachiru: And you guys can read the rest of the poem because it is hanging on the back of everyone’s chair!

Ikkakua: W-what??

Yachiru: Ken-chan, you go now!

Kenpachi: Huh? Okay.

Kenpachi: Madarame was lucky when I met him. He lost to me, but he didn’t die. He lived, and he followed me hoping to beat me, and that’s all a man can hope for in this world.

Kenpachi: I guess this time his luck wore out.

Kenpachi: But that happens. 

Kenpachi: Anyway, that’s it.

Ikkaku (with tears streaming down his face): C-Captain!

Renji: Lieutenant Kusajishi! Let me speak, please!

Yachiru: Go ahead!

Renji: My former captain has motivated me to tell you how much my senpai Ikakku meant to me!

Renji: He taught me so much!

Renji: Taught me…things! That I will not specify! In honor of Ikkaku, who did not want me to tell anyone what we did! Together! In that underground room! Or about all the special things that he taught me there!

Ikkaku: …Abarai you’re making us sound like lovers.

Yumichika: Were you not?

Iba: I want to say something!

Iba: Ikkaku was one of the manliest men I knew!

Iba: And he was a good friend!

Iba: I will forever remember when, during Kurosaki’s invasion of Soul Society, we fought each other! Well, mostly we drank. And played rock-paper-scissors. But there was some fighting too!

Iba: Man that was fun.

Hisagi: Wait, you guys were playing around while Yumichika was sucking the life out of me???

Yumichika: [look of death]

Hisagi: I-in a totally metaphorical way, of course!

Yachiru: NO NON-FUNERAL TALK!

Yachiru: Icchi, you go!

Ichigo: Uh, sure! Hey, Ikkaku.

Ikkaku: [waves]

Ichigo: Ikkaku was the first soul reaper I fought inside Soul Society. He taught me so much. Like how some shikai are sneaky and are different than they first appear. And how dancing can set the mood for a fight. And how it’s smart to carry around medicine in case you get hurt during a fight.

Ichigo: …

Ichigo: I just realized that I apply literally none of those lessons.

Ichigo: But I did make a friend! 

Ichigo: And really, isn’t that what fighting is all about?

Ikkaku: No?

Ichigo: Ha, ha, such a kidder, Ikkaku!

Yumichika: Lieutenant, can I say a few words?

Yachiru: Go ahead, Yun-Yun!

Yumichika: Ikkaku, we are here because of me. I was trying to be dramatic (and maybe freak out that human by making him think you were definitely going to die), and it backfired.

Yumichika: Next time, I will wait until you are actually dead. 

Yumichika: So that I can be in Soul Society to help plan your funeral to make sure the COLOR SCHEME isn’t ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS!

Yumichika: Pink, orange, and purple, Lieutenant? Pink and orange and purple?? 

Yachiru: It looks awesome!

Yumichika: IT LOOKS LIKE A HALLOWEEN UNICORN THREW UP!

Yumichika: AND WHY ARE THERE TEETH HANGING EVERYWHERE??

Akon: That was me.

Akon: Seemed an appropriate tribute.

Yumichika: I JUST HOPE I DIE FIRST SO THAT I DON’T HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THIS UGLINESS AGAIN

Yachiru: Don’t make me call the bouncer!!

Yumichika: YOU GOT A BOUNCER FOR A FUNERAL?!?

Ikkaku: …attending your own funeral kinda sucks.

anonymous asked:

been following your blog and noticed you unfollowed missladytale even though you said before on your other blog which you and her where best friends did something happen i do hope everything is okay ono and you wont disappear and make another blog without telling us we worry about you senpai. please dont vanish again TnT *clings to senpai*

Originally posted by sofreddie

Let me just fix that.

Also No, I wont disappear. I just needed a fresh start on life.

I am not a Senpai. I abandoned you all.

Daiya no Ace Ch58

Can we please talk about this precious gift from heaven, the cutest sunshine child that has ever existed in this universe aka Sawamura Eijun (and his adorable kouhai Asada)???

*Yui and Masashi asks Kataoka to let them play, too, and Kataoka approves*

Eijun: Let us, too, join the m—

Kuramochi: Don’t.

Zono: Today’s match is for them.

Eijun: … I know. We shouldn’t interrupt them… Then let us all cheer for them!!!

Eijun to the 2nd/3rd years: C'mon guys, you can get at least 20 more runs!!! Let’s drag that pitcher [*Asada] off the mound!!

Asada: !? (´゚д゚`)

Seto: Actually, he has been on our side until just now.

Asada: What?

Koushuu: He has been watching over you from behind the pole. It seemed he was worrying about you, but now he’s telling the others to beat you…

Seto: Ahaha, yeah. Just what’s up with that guy?

Asada: *Senpai was watching over me…?*

Originally posted by kawaiinekoss


IT’S SOOOO CUTE THAT BOTH KOUSHUU AN SETO NOTICED EIJUN HIDING BEHIND THE POLE AND WATCHING OVER THEM. THEY ALSO NOTICED THAT HE WAS INITIALLY CHEERING FOR THE 1ST YEARS, ESPECIALLY FOR ASADA. THIS IS SO CUTE. OMG.

Full Animate interview translation under the Read More

Please tell us about the start of your debut.

That would’ve been the time that I received the chance for an audition.  I was interested in being a model at first, so I’d find the ads while reading magazines and submit my application forms.  But a lot of magazines were being discontinued and the chances to become a male model were growing slim, so my agency began to train me to become an actor instead.  I already had an interest in anime to start, so I embraced the world of 2.5D right away.

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Don’t Look Back In Anger [KiKasa]

happy 4/7 


At fifteen, Kasamatsu was lanky,awkward, and way more angry at the world than he should. Honestly, he was doing well at school, played basketball, and successfully kept his younger brothers from becoming arsonists, but he was a teenager, and he was angry. Because he had zits, because he couldn’t talk to girls, because his band was never going to be famous, or even leave Moriyama’s garage, for that matter. Hell, because his cereal turned too saggy one day while he jerked off three times during one shower – just because he was a teenager.

Mostly because he was two hundred percent gay, though, and beginning to think he would die a virgin, since the only guy whose gaydar seemed to be working, and steering him in Yukio’s general direction was a thirteen-year-old with perfect skin, and the tendency to embarrass him in public, by using the same cheap tricks on him as he did on all the older girls that found him and his dubious seduction techniques so cute.

“Senpai, you look tired,” drawled Kise, flashing a dazzling grin that even Kasamatsu recognized as a force to be reckoned with.

He only rolled his eyes, too exhausted after the basketball practice to even scold that brat for basically stalking him after school, and tried to bypass Kise, who promptly followed.

“Probably because you’ve been running through my mind all day,” he added flirtatiously, batting his ridiculous eyelashes.

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ok, guys, let me tell you something funny about this pic and the tshirts they have on.

(idk if anyone has done that before but if no then here i come!)

  • asahi: 謹賀新年 (kinga shin'nen) happy new year
  • suga-senpai: 不撓不屈 (futou fukutsu) indomitableness
  • noya: 猪突猛進 (chototsu moushin) daredevil
  • daichi: 七転八起 (shichiten hakki) stumbling seven times but recovering eight
  • hinata: 大器晩成 (taiki bansei) great talent are slow to mature
  • kageyama: 単細胞 (tansaibou) unicellular I SHIT YOU NOT THIS IS THE BEST LIKE /cries
  • tanaka: 弱肉強食 (jakuniku kyoushoku) the strong devour the weak
  • yama-chan: 軟体動物 (nantai doubutsu) mollusk …i kinda feel like hitting someone why would you do that to yama-chan…
  • tsukki: 草食動物 (soushoku doubutsu) hebrivore

all of the above shirts are available at haikyuu!! store in harajuku. :x

(i might be kind enough to buy you one if you leave outside of japan, just hit me up!)

Halloween special, cont.

KiKasa:

Kasamatsu, being near the end of his highschool life, has been to entirely too many haunted house installations to still be scared or even particularly tense. (Nobody talks about the time in middle school when Moriyama came after him in the dark with a pair of gloves covered in play slime. Nobody.)

Kise, on the other hand, spends most of the trip going “wah, scary!!!” at every fake severed ear and day-glo handprint on the walls with something approaching moderate acting capability, grabbing onto Kasamatsu’s arm or trying to hide his face against his shoulder.

Kasamatsu knows he should call bullshit, but whatever, this is obviously Kise being Kise, and Kise will probably explode if forced to rein in his excessively touchy self. So, wevs.

(Somewhere outside of the haunted house, Kobori and Moriyama experience the sudden inexplicable urge to go hit their head against the nearest wall.)

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I'm not a perv!!!!!

This isn’t really as bad a story as some of the other ones here, and it’s a bit of a long read, but here it goes:
Me: Puppet (agender, not too into anime, this is important later on)
Weeb: Perv (total weeb and creeper)
Towards the end of the schoolyear in 2015, I was friends with this amazing girl (who I really liked) and she happened to be in the same class as Perv. It was the last day of 8th grade, so he was going around asking people to sign his shirt. He walks up to me and this girl (we’ll call her K) and tells us that we’re “totally the nicest kawaii friends that I ever had!” We don’t even know him too well. We sign his shirt, and he sees the little doodle of an old character of mine and tells me that it’s “the most kawaii bug-chan” that he’s ever seen and basically forces me to draw him with Hatsune Miku. The bell rings, we all go home, and I never see him again until the first day of 9th grade.
We happened to go to the same school, and he spots me through a huge crowd, which is incredible because A) I’m 5'3" among a sea of 6’ giants and B) I wasn’t wearing anything even remotely flashy except for a plain white skirt and thigh high socks. He made a beeline for me while screaming, “Puppet-chan, I can’t believe you go to B—- high school, too! We’re totally going to be anime buddies forever, ne?” He’s wearing a dirty Death Note t-shirt, a too-small blue sweater, and sweatpants that don’t fit well. This doesn’t really strike me as odd because I knew he was into anime and thought we could kinda bond over it a little. When he finally makes his way through the crowd, he looks me over and says, “You totally look like an anime schoolgirl, Puppet-chan!!!! You almost look like one of my waifus!” A little weird, but maybe he’s not so creepy once he settles down, right? Wrong. He clings to me the entire day. The next day, he follows me to a lunch table and sits down uncomfortably close to me. He starts petting my hair and saying how soft it was, then he notices me take out my drawing notebook, which he promptly steals and starts leafing through. “Wow, Puppet-chan, you’ve really improved since last year!” I start to thank him, but then he hits me with this: “Maybe now you can draw yourself wearing a kawaii maid dress and huge oppai! You would look really cute!” I refuse, so he pouts and tries (and fails) to draw me in a really skimpy maid dress and huge tits (which I don’t have because I’m flat as a board) and makes doodle-me say “Welcome home, Perv-sama!” with a really bad drawing of himself in the corner with a nosebleed and blushing furiously. I tell him to stop drawing me like that, and he calls me “tsundere Puppet-chan”.
He calls me Puppet-chan on a daily basis even after I repeatedly tell him not to. After a month of this, I snap and yell at him to stop. He leaves me alone for the most part after that, but he likes to talk about me and yell “Puppet-chan” really loudly whenever he has to use my name, and when I look over to glare at him, he says he didn’t say anything. I politely tell him to stop calling me that if he has any decency, and he says, and I quote: “I call you Puppet-chan because I respect you, senpai!” Ick. I immediately snap back at him telling him that if he really respected me, he would listen when I told him to stop. About two months later, I make friends with a girl named S, who I let look at my notebook every once in a while. Perv gets jealous and yells “I WANNA LOOK TOO!” and tries to steal the notebook before I put it away. I ignore him for the rest of the semester and I think he finally got the hint.
Now he just gets mad when I sneeze and ignore his “bless you” while saying “Excuse me.”

kjunginger  asked:

Any chance you could translate this doujin on Pixiv? member_illust. php?mode=medium&illust_id=44137892 (If even just some pages since it's pretty long?) ;u;

Anonymous said:

Hello! Is it possible if you could translate more Miyusawa? Especially this one: illust_id=44137892 Just more Miyusawa! Pleaseeee! T___T And thank you so much for your other translations!

ロンリーオンリー【御沢】 by ゆた

hello there (。・・)ノ

unfortunately, the artist of the illust you requested doesn’t allow their work to be reposted and so i’ve provided a translation under the cut instead.

also, sorry this took a while! there were quite a few pages and it was pretty long (´•  •`;) also i’m sorry that some of the translations seems kind of all over the place?? there were quite a few parts i wasn’t too sure about so i’m really sorry about that!!

Warning (!):  Dub-con/non-con and mildly nsfw (but nothing explicit).

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Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu LOVE! Game - Naruko and Zaou Route (Zaou Love End)

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Naruko ver. Zaou ver. Friend ver.

Today’s translation brought to you by Ryuu’s ‘My Honey / 俺のマイ・ハニー’ from the School Life / スクールライフ voice collection.

Zaou: Good night, my honey. You’ll sleep well on my chest until morning…So, how about it?! No. No, no, don’t go over there; it was a joke! But I’ll be by your side until you fall asleep properly, so you can rest easy. I really love you!


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