let me tell you about how much i love bones

“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!”

Hey guys! Finally, part 4 is out! This is the one we have all been waiting for. I hope you guys like this one. Will Jim marry Carol or not.

Warning: angst, fluff, Jim Kirk’s blue eyes, cursing. Angry Bones is a warning. Some weird southern expression.

Words: 936 words, it’ll be longer next time. Promise. 

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 

Here we go!! Happy reading!

The church was silent, until someone in the far back coughed a little. 

Everyone was staring at Jim. The pastor, the guests, the groomsmen, and Carol. Carol Marcus, soon to be Mrs. Kirk, was waiting for her future husband to finally utter those two words. The two words that would bind them together for eternity. 

But Jim was silent like the dead of night. 

Stupid, stupid, stupid, he thought.

He couldn’t take it anymore, this is getting out of hand, he thought. 

Putting his feelings for Y/N aside, he tried really hard to be happy about this whole thing, but it was just such an idiotic idea. A couple more seconds and it would be too late. He had to do something before it was too late.

“I repeat, James Tiberius Kirk, do you take Carol Marcus to be your lawfully wedded wife, til death do you part? “

A few more seconds of silence. 

Damn it, Jim!

“No he does not!“

Gasps rang throughout the small church. 

Everyone turned to look at the best man, Leonard McCoy.

Leonard McCoy was not the most patient man, no not at all. Yet, he had put up with this shit for just over 3 years. Three years of watching his two best friends pinning for each other but pretending not to. Three years of watching a stupid blue eyed blond ignore the best thing that ever happened to him, except him of course because if it wasn’t for Bones Jim would be partying with Satan now. 

On one hand, was his best friend since his early days at the academy, on the other, was the woman that anyone would die to be with. Y/N was one of a kind. Although he would never say out loud, he had a small crush on the smart doctor. But Jim, he was completely and utterly in love with her. Worse of all, he didn’t even know it. 

“You heard me. This has gone long enough!“

“Bones-“

“No, you. You just shut up. Just- just shut up. I have watched you lie to everyone and yourself for the past three years. THREE YEARS Jim!! No more! Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’, Jim! Stop lyin’! For three years, I had to hear you go on and on about your feelings. And let me tell you this, hearing you yapper about every single argument you’ve ever had with Carol, and about how much you miss being friends with Y/N has not been the highlight of my life. Damn it man, I’m a Doctor not a RELATIONSHIP COUNSELLOR! “

“Bones-“

“Just shut up Jim. I’m not done! Have I told you that you are the stupidest man I know. I don’t even know how I’m friends with you. I must have been really, really drunk the day I first met you. My God, man! For three years, as your best friend, I have put up with this stupid idea, hell, I’ve been doing it since the first time we met. But now, I’m done! There’s an old Georgian saying Jim: “When the Lord was handin’ out brains, that fool thought God said trains, and he passed ‘cause he don’t like to travel”. You’ve been missing out on the woman of your life, your ENTIRE life. You’ve been friends with her for two DECADES and you still haven’t realized that she’s the one for you. If that ain’t stupidity, I don’t know what is.“

He paused for a second. Jim thought Bones was done, so he opened his mouth to say something, but Bones continued.

“Look Jim. If you still want to marry Carol, go ahead but I just had to tell you before you do this. As much as I hate your guts sometimes, you’re still my best friend. I’ll support you, no matter who you choose, but know this. Out of respect, I didn’t make a move on Y/N, and I was sure you would wake up and make your move. But if you marry Marcus, then I’m going for her.“

For once in his life, Jim Kirk was speechless. What does one say to this? 

A few moments passed, Jim’s mind whirled with hundreds of possibilities. 

Finally, he made his decision.

Jim was going to say the two words that would change everyone’s lives for ever.

“I…“

“Captain.”

Jim’s gaze shifted to his trusty First Officer, Spock.

“We have a problem, sir.“

“Now what, Spock! I have to say I-“

“Sir, Starfleet HQ was just attacked. At least 10 people have died, and countless others have been injured.“

“Spock-“

Carol screeched. {A.N Imagine an annoying bird. If you haven’t noticed, I don’t really like her… }

“ON MY WEDDING DAY! Please Mr. Spock, not now. We are about to get married, and-“

“Commander Y/L/N is amongst the injured. I have just received news that she’s in critical condition, and…“

“And? And what, Spock?“

“An old acquaintance of mine is treating her, Doctor M’Benga. He was the one that informed me of her presence in the hospital, and-“

“Straight to the point, Spock!“

Jim wouldn’t say it out loud, but Bones knew he was panicking.

“M’Benga doesn’t know if she’ll make it. Nyota and I are leaving for Starfleet now, you are free to come along, Sir.“

“Jim, I’m going too.”

“Bones-“

“Jim, M’Benga is gonna need all the help he can get. Now the decision is yours, are you coming with us or are you getting married to Carol?“

“I can’t. I’m sorry, I just- I have to do this. I promised her.”

“I’m sorry Carol.“

Yo Cliffhanger, DUNDUNDUNNNNNNNN! Ok so, I had another sleepless night and I have already planned the next two parts. I just have to find the time to write… My aunt is visiting from Ireland, I haven’t seen her in over 9 years… Moreover, I have another aunt and an uncle plus their family and my grandparents coming over this Thursday. They’re staying till next week so I don’t know if I’ll be able to update soon. That is why I’m giving you guys a small gift. Finally, Jim is leaving Carol’s blond butt at the altar! Yayyyy!!!!! Or is he…? *Insert Law and Order Dun Dun* 

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anonymous asked:

why do you like red so much? like yeah it was good but i thought that critics said it wasn't sonically cohesive or something

i mean, fuck sonic cohesiveness or whatever. RED IS THE BEST ALBUM ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH DO YOU WANT PROOF I’LL GIVE YOU PROOF.

  • state of grace - this is actually the best song to ever be written ever like LISTEN TO THE LYRICS LISTEN TO THE MELODY I LOVE IT ALL IT’S ALL SO GOOD “WE ARE ALONE WITH OUR CHANGING MINDS, WE FALL IN LOVE TILL IT HURTS OR BLEEDS OR FADES IN TIME” “WE ARE ALONE JUST YOU AND ME, UP IN YOUR ROOM AND OUR SLATES ARE CLEAN, JUST TWIN FIRE SIGNS, FOUR BLUE EYES” “SO YOU WERE NEVER A SAINT AND I’VE LOVED IN SHADES OF WRONG, WE LEARN TO LIVE WITH THE PAIN, MOSAIC BROKEN HEARTS” “THIS IS A STATE OF GRACE, THIS IS A WORTHWHILE FIGHT, LOVE IS A RUTHLESS GAME UNLESS YOU PLAY IT GOOD AND RIGHT, THESE ARE THE HANDS OF FATE, YOU’RE MY ACHILLES HEEL, THIS IS THE GOLDEN AGE OF SOMETHING GOOD AND RIGHT AND REAL” READ THOSE LYRICS AND TELL ME YOU DON’T FEEL SOMETHING TELL ME THEY DON’T GIVE YOU CHILLS LIKE DAMN HOW DID TAYLOR WRITE THIS EVERY LYRIC IS A MASTERPIECE
  • red - i loooove this song omg like the background guitar i love it so much i love the idea i love the imagery i love the picture she paints of this turbulent, crazy, passionate love “like the colors in autumn so bright just before they lose it all” damn i love that line so much i just can’t with this song??? i love how it incorporates like her country roots ugh i just love it so much “remembering him comes in flashbacks and echoes, tell myself it’s time now, gotta let go, but moving on from him isn’t possible when i still see it all in my head, in burning red” BYE
  • treacherous - LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS SONG IS “PUT YOUR LIPS CLOSE TO MINE, AS LONG AS THEY DON’T TOUCH, OUT OF FOCUS, EYE TO EYE, TILL THE GRAVITY’S TOO MUCH, AND I’LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY, IF YOU SAY IT WITH YOUR HANDS, AND I’D BE SMART TO WALK AWAY, BUT YOU’RE QUICKSAND” IM SCREAMING????? BEAUTIFUL??? AND THE GUITAR IN THE BACKGROUND????????? I LOVE IT “”AND ALL WE ARE IS SKIN AND BONE, TRAINED TO GET ALONG, FOREVER GOING WITH THE FLOW, BUT YOU’RE FRICTION” OH MY GODDDDD “TWO HEADLINES SHINE THROUGH THE SLEEPLESS NIGHT AND I WILL GET YOU, GET YOU ALONE” IT’S SO CALMING BUT GIVES YOU SO MANY EMOTIONS AT THE SAME TIME I GET GOOSEBUMPS I CAN’T DEAL I LOVE THIS SONGGGGG
  • i knew you were trouble - soooo different from the first three songs but man HEADBANG JAM OUT DANCE AROUND THE CLUB I DONT GIVE A FUCK THIS SONG IS SUCH A GOOD SONG TO LIP SYNC AND ACT OUT WITH APPROPRIATE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND CRAP AND HONESTLY IT’S CATCHY AS FUCK IT WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD also i looooove how taylor kinda went outside her comfort song with the whole dubstep/electronic vibes oh man LOVE THIS SONG
  • all too well - what do i even say about this song that hasn’t been said before WHAT A BEAUTY WHAT A MASTERPIECE EVERY SINGLE LYRIC WHERE’S THE FULL VERSION @ TAYLOR “OH YOUR SWEET DISPOSITION AND MY WIDE EYED GAZE” “AUTUMN LEAVES FALLING DOWN LIKE PIECES INTO PLACE” “CAUSE HERE WE ARE AGAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, WE’RE DANCING ROUND THE KITCHEN IN THE REFRIGERATOR LIGHT” THAT LINE JUST GIVES YOU A CERTAIN FEELING IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT “WELL MAYBE WE GOT LOST IN TRANSLATION MAYBE I ASKED FOR TOO MUCH BUT MAYBE THIS THING WAS A MASTERPIECE TILL YOU TORE IT ALL UP, RUNNING SCARED, I WAS THERE, I REMEMBER IT, ALL TOOOOO WELLLLLLLLLLLLL, HEY YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE, SO CASUALLY CRUEL IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST I’M A CRUMPLED UP PIECE OF PAPER LYING HERE CUZ I REMEMBER IT ALL, ALL, ALL……. too well……….. time won’t fly it’s like i’m paralyzed by it, i’d like to be my old self again but i’m still tryna find it, after plaid shirt days and nights when you made me your own, now you mail back my things and i walk home alone” FUCK OH MY GOD
  • 22 - DANCE PARTY IN THE MIDDLE OF MY ROOM AT THREE AM WITH MY BEST FRIENDS THIS IS WHAT THIS SONG IS FOR. JAM OUT. SING IN THE SHOWER. THIS SONG IS SO FUN TO SING AND DANCE TO IT’LL HELP YOU RECOVER FROM ALL TOO WELL also i just love it it’s so catchy
  • i almost do - im gonna be honest i rarely listen to this song but only because i feel like crying every. damn. time and honestly i’m not emotionally strong to handle this beauty. “i bet it never ever occured to you that i can’t say hello to you and risk another goodbye” :-((( i’m so sad just thinking about it
  • we are never ever getting back together - i don’t think i’ll get over how amazing this song is??? perfect for after i almost do because you just want to GET UP AND DANCE and be ANGRY and happy at the same time????????? this song is such a JAM you can dance your ass off to it and it helps you in times of anger what a wonderful piece of pop music
  • stay stay stay - the fucking happiest song on the face of the earth????? the cute music??? taylor sounds like she’s smiling the entire song??? the little laugh???? i’m dead??? it’s so HAPPY the relationship she describes is so HAPPY this song makes me wanna smile twenty four seven it gets me so excited to be in love wow
  • the last time - this song is so heartwrenching it literally tugs at your heartstrings the harmonizing with gary the lyrics the music it’s almost haunting “and right before your eyes i’m breaking” and the BRIDGE you can practically hear the pleading in taylor’s voice you can hear her breaking im gonna cry just THINKING about it i love this song so much everyone go listen to it RIGHT NOW
  • holy ground - fuck this song is so good. it’s so so so sos os good. so happy. so reminiscent. it just gives off this vibe of dancing down the street with not a care in the world. it makes me want to move to a big city and accomplish everything i want in the world. it makes me want to fall in love and fall out of love “spinning like a girl in a brand new dress” yes pls “we blocked the noise with the sound of i need you” and taylor’s so content about the end of the relationship it’s accepting it’s looking back on this great relationship and it’s not sad but happy that it happened and that’s just such an important point to be at post breakup and i love it also the DRUMS
  • sad beautiful tragic - THIS SONG. THIS FUCKING SONG. I CRY EVERY SINGLE TIME THIS ISN’T EVEN A LIE. “LONG HANDWRITTEN NOTE DEEP IN YOUR POCKET, WORDS HOW LITTLE THEY MEAN, WHEN YOU’RE A LITTLE TOO LATE” “GOOD GIRLS, HOPEFUL THEY’LL BE, AND LONG THEY WILL WAIT” “IN DREAMS, I MEET YOU IN WARM CONVERSATION, WE BOTH WAKE, IN LONELY BEDS, DIFFERENT CITIES, AND TIME IS TAKING ITS SWEET TIME ERASING YOU, AND YOU’VE GOT YOUR DEMONS AND DARLING THEY ALL LOOK LIKE ME” BEAUTIFUL??? ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL TAYLOR HOW??? HOW DO YOU MAKE ME CRY LIKE THIS??? “DISTANCE, TIMING, BREAKDOWN, FIGHTING, SILENCE, THE TRAIN RUNS OFF ITS TRACKS, KISS ME TRY TO FIX IT, WOULD YOU JUST TRY TO LISTEN, HANG UP, GIVE UP, BUT FOR THE LIFE OF US WE CAN’T GET BACK,” im done i can’t anymore
  • the lucky one - really the only song taylor’s written about fame and it’s written BEAUTIFULLY i love the vibe it gives off like she’s a hollywood starlet the music is sooo nice and the words just flow together i honestly don’t even know how to explain it you just have to listen to it it’s amazing
  • everything has changed - this song is so SWEET it makes me want to fall in love so bad i wanna feel all of this how can you not after this song i love how it’s really only guitar at first i love how ed’s in it and how it sounds when they sing honestly their voices go together SO WELL man i love this song
  • starlight - I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH. I LOVE THE VIBE AND HOW ITS LIKE SET IN THE 40S AND THE PICTURE IT PAINTS. AND THE RHYTHM. “HE SAID LOOK AT YOU, WORRYING SO MUCH ABOUT, THINGS YOU CAN’T CHANGE. YOU’LL SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE SINGING THE BLUES IF YOU KEEP THINKING THAT WAY.” “DON’T YOU SEE THE STARLIGHT, STARLIGHT? DON’T YOU DREAM IMPOSSIBLE THINGS?” I LOVE THIS SONG
  • begin again - what do i even say honestly…. the music and everything is so simple but not the words and not the message and it’s SUCH an important message because the song showcases how broken taylor was after all the relationships described through this album, these crazy, turbulent loves and begin again shows like a new beginning a wonderful one filled with hope and happiness and you can hear that in her voice and when she sings “i’ve been spending the last eight months thinking all love ever does is break, and burn, and end” i cry a little ngl wow what a strong ending to the album

anyway this album is literally better than anything ever in the world

"eat, baby. eat. chew. please. I know it hurts. I know it doesn’t feel good. please. I know your hunger is different than mine. I know it doesn’t taste the same as mine. imagine you could grow up all over again and pinpoint the millisecond that you started counting calories like casualties of war, mourning each one like it had a family. would you? sometimes I wonder that. sometimes I wonder if you would go back and watch yourself reappear and disappear right in front of your own eyes. and I love you so much. I am going to hold your little hand through the night. just please eat. just a little. you wrote a poem once, about a city of walking skeletons. the teacher called home because you told her you wished it could be like that here. let me tell you something about bones, baby. they are not warm or soft. the wind whistles through them like they are holes in a tree. and they break, too. they break right in half. they bruise and splinter like wood. are you hungry? I know. I know how much you hate that question. I will find another way to ask it, someday. please. the voices. I know they are all yelling at you to stretch yourself thinner. l hear them counting, always counting. I wish I had been there when the world made you snap yourself in half. I would have told you that your body is not a war-zone, that, sometimes, it is okay leave your plate empty."

— empty plate | Caitlyn Siehl

I really, really want a Kirk/Spock fanmix compiled entirely of songs from Bones’ perspective. 

Songs about how “I can tell you love him, why don’t you admit it?!?!”
Songs about how “I wish you two would just kiss already because all this pussyfootin’ around is driving me crazy.”
Songs about how “Neither one of us has said you’re upset about Him even though we both know it, but I’m gonna sit here and support you anyway.”
Songs about how “I keep dropping all these stupid hints about how much your feelings are NOT UNREQUITED but somehow BOTH OF YOU still don’t listen.”