let me rule you


Jack: I guess you can say… that we really get into the spirit of the season.

Ray: Okay hold up, was that a fucking ghost joke? Back off – that’s my territory.

It’s the week of Halloween, so the crew’s getting into the spirit by doing a monster week! We’ll be opening the ask box just for this special occasion and the next couple of days leading up to Halloween all asks will be answered with these spooky bunch of criminals. Just for reference, Geoff is a vampire, Jack is a shape-shifter, Ryan’s a witch, Michael’s a Jersey devil, Gavin’s a werewolf, Jeremy’s a ghoul, and Ray is a ghost. Anyway, happy asking!!

How Aquarius Sees the Signs

Aries: you don’t have to scream at EVERYONE and about EVERYTHING you do you know

Taurus: You’re pretty quiet but also pretty frickin weird

Gemini: I think we’d be good friends

Cancer: Stop trying to hit on me LOL

Leo: Are you trying to one up me? Try, I dare you

Virgo: Ew

Libra: If I had time for anybody, I’d make time for you

Scorpio: SO MUCH P E R S O N A L I T Y

Sagittarius: Are you trying to flirt with me or are you like this with everyone…?

Capricorn: Let’s rule the world together

Aquarius: I’m great, actually I’m gr9

Pisces: Soulmates… Or nah?


Pairing: Alpha!Benny x Omega!Reader

Words: 3,130+

Warnings: Language, Smut, Fluff, Unprotected Sex (Insert Clever Line About Safe Sex Here), Oral Sex, Mutual Masturbation,Teasing, Handjob, Praising Kink, Spanking, Dom/Sub (Just A Hint), Impregnation Kink, Blood Kink, Biting Kink (Just A Hint Really), Scent Kink, Knotting, Claiming, A/B/O Dynamics, NSFW, NSFW Gifs

AN: This is my first time writing A/B/O and I’m not even sure I followed the “rules” haha, but I hope you enjoy! Let Me know what y’all think! I love feedback dudes. This is also for @impalaimagining 2k word prompt challenge, my word was ‘comfort’ and I hope I did it all right?? Haha! Anyways, I had a blast writing this. If you’d like to be added or removed from the tag list please let me know! 

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“Man, it’s the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain’t that piece of paper, there’s some other choice they’re gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you get, the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.” -  David Wooderson

So I made a quick Moleskine icon. If you want a different color, or for me to change it to grid or ruled, just let me know!

My only condition is that you don’t claim this as your own! A follow/like/reblog would be nice, but feel free to use this as your icon. Although, if you do use this in an edit/printable/anything like that, please credit me!

(Also, yes, it’s a png with a blank background. Tumblr just adds a white background to the photo.)

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