Hey you! I heard you were talking down about your body
First of all, I’m surprised you’d say those kinds of things about anyone.
Come here, human, and let me remind you how wonderful, delightful, and amazing you are. You humans can be anything, you’re so unique and so creative.
I fought to protect the humans of this world so they can keep on being amazing, and I will fight anyone who makes you feel bad about your body.
I know it can be hard having a human body. You’re so fragile, and you go through so many changes. I love you, no matter what kind of body you’re in.
Just look at my precious little pork-chop, Greg.
Perfect! (but I’m biased, he is my favorite human)
Spectacular! (Even if you’ve made mistakes)
Darling! (Even if you’ve been hurt)
Fabulous! (Even if you’re not quite typical)
Awesome, in what ever role you play!
You may not always feel it, but I’ll always think you’re the best thing in the universe.