let me know if any is yours

Can I help you, Officer? (Jimin x Reader)


Prompt/Ask: Can you do a jimin request??? Where jimin is your sexy hot husband and a cop and when he pulls you over for speeding he punishes you.😉😉😉😉😉😉

Fandom: BTS

Genre: Smut

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Warnings: car sex, language, partially dangerous driving

Word Count: 2498

Authors Note: I suck at smut lmao, I always feel like I’m really bad at writing it. Oh well, in time hopefully I’ll be better. Here’s some spicy Officer Jimin for you all ;)))) If there are any errors let me know, and I hope you enjoy!

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Okay, so I saw a few of my mutuals + others doing this and I thought it was a good idea. I’ve pretty much been following the same 80+ people for years now (nothing bad with that but my dash does seem pretty empty a lot of the time) so i wan’t to follow others as well.

Please reblog this if you post any of the following:

  • boku no hero academia*
  • ballroom e youkoso*
  • shingeki no kyojin*
  • mob psycho 100*
  • bungou stray dogs
  • tokyo ghoul/:re
  • fairy tail
  • studio ghibli movies
  • shoujo
  • kdramas 
  • more

bonus if you:

list your fandoms in the tags or any other info you’d like me to know. also, to all my mutuals, it would mean a lot if you would reblog this as well. Thank you all in advance (I’ll be looking through every blog that reblogs this!)

dorks-in-fiction  asked:

I am LOVING your take on Mare. What a devious cutie :')

I love writing him and Nate, especially their weird little friendship. I can’t wait to bring the two of them back for something else! If anyone has any one shot ideas for them, please let me know!

siglyra replied to your post “I feel like you’re the kind of artist that could set up shop literally…”

That’s really cool :) Could you post a pic or describe your traveling art kit? I’m very curious how you pack and set up your tools for drawing everywhere like that!

You bet!

So I kinda broke it down below
And this trip was an exception because I overpacked?

Usually I can manage with just the sketchbook, a couple pencils, the palette & brushes and a little jar for water- which can in fact all fit in my smaller satchel if I pack well and don’t have a billion gift cards in my wallet creating a bunch of bulk.

I also don’t usually carry my camera or my bigger messenger bag. 

Let me know if you’ve got any other questions!

Here’s where I set up

Aaand here’s what I managed to do over the course of about 50 minutes.

anonymous asked:

My gf just recently broke up with me and I don't know how to get over her, any suggestions?

Cry. Scream. Feel whatever you need to feel just don’t let that feeling fester. Listen to your favorite music. Hang out with your friends. Pick up a new hobby. Do stuff completely different that doesn’t remind you of your ex. Focus on bettering yourself.

talesfromcallcenters: Oh the joys of system outages....

Me: Thank you for calling Bank. My name is Lucy. And who do I have the pleasure of speaking with today?

Customer: (customer name)

Me: Thank you for that and Miss customer I would like to let you know that we are experiencing a system outage today so I’m not able to access your account but I would be happy to answer any general questions you may have.

Customer: yes I’d like to know which checks have cleared my account.

Me: -_- okay unfortunately our systems are down right now so I’m not able to see your account but if you have any general questions I would be happy to answer them.

Customer: I didn’t ask you for general information! I asked you what check cleared my account!

Me: I cannot see what checks cleared your account because our systems are down right now. If you call back in a few hours they should be back up.

Customer: (long pause)

Me: Hello?

Customer: why can’t you just tell me what checks my account?!

Me: ……..So since I can’t see what checks cleared your account is there anything else I can assist with today?

Customer: click

This woman has the listening skills of a potato.

By: ahatfield23



It’s a legit promotion too, with a raise, a whole array of new responsibilities, etc. I’m going to be an analyst for administrative processes for the whole department, with mandates and project and the whole shebang. *hyperventilates*

I’m a little nervous because the pressure and demands are high in that team, but I welcome the challenge at the same time. I don’t know when I’ll start exactly, my current boss is reluctant to let me go considering I get a lot of stuff done and our busiest time of the year is coming up. But we’ll see, I’m not in any hurry now that I know it’s decided.

Thank you all so much for your kind words, support and positive vibes, they made a real difference! :*

nemorps replied to your post “Do you have any media articles about Sid during the lockout year/ at…”

btw, the “Sidney Crosby Revealed” video (featuring pre-draft scenes) has been removed from youtube. The user who posted it deactivated. I did not get around to watching it, sadly XP

Oh man, I hadn’t even noticed. Thanks for letting me know! I’ve updated the link, and you can watch it here XDD

One Hundred Ways to Say ‘I love you’ - 9. “I saved a piece for you.”

This was a prompt from the amazing @justkillingtimewhileiwait . Sorry it took so long to write and post, but thank you so much for getting me started. Hoping to get your next prompt done soon :)

Thank you to everyone who is reading too! Please let me know what you think, and if you have any prompts of this list you’d like me to write, just message me!

This was all Jay’s fault. It was usually him who ended up in large bodies of water when chasing after a suspect, so evidently, it had rubbed off on her. He had once told her that she had made him a better cop, and after that morning, she was definitely going to let him know that he made her a much more impulsive one.

Erin also blamed the fact that they had been split up that morning on Jay too, Hank having partnered her with Antonio whilst her boyfriend was sent out with Atwater. There had been no explanation as to why, and there definitely hadn’t been anything personal coming into work to mess with the dynamics. It was probably just Hank’s way of keeping them on their toes and making sure they worked well as a team, but as Erin peeled off the sopping wet layers off her body in the female shower room back at the precinct, she blamed Jay a little. God knows he didn’t have to do much to rile up their boss on the wrong day. For someone who was so adamant about keeping personal and professional apart, Hank sure sucked at it.

The steam rising from the shower began to warm her before Erin had gotten the last layers off. It was a mild October day, meaning that she had shrugged on a cardigan under her light jacket before heading out with Antonio to locate a perp. Not much of her remained dry after tackling the teen into the waters of Lake Michigan, even if they had been by the shore. The icy waters had penetrated far more than just her clothes, and as she left them all in one heap on the floor, Erin simply hoped the slightly scalding shower would chase away the cold that had seemed to have seeped into her bones.

She wasn’t sure how long she had stood under the spray for before there was a knock on the door, barely audible over the pounding water. But Jay’s voice rang loud and clear.

“Er? You in there?” he asked softly, and she could hear the door rattle as he tried the handle. Unfortunately for him, she had locked it out of habit. They were at work, after all, and the 21st employed more than just the two of them.

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so it just occurred to me that i never actually made a birthday page announcement, i just kind of added it in to my 100 celebration. (a+ planning on my part whoops.) so anyway here it is !!

how to join:

  • mbf me ( aka the dean thomas trash ) 
  • reblog this post 
  • send me an ask with your name and birthday

what you’ll get:

  • a place on my birthday page here
  • a place on my updates tab during the month of your birthday 
  • a promo during the week of your birthday
  • and a surprise edit on your birthday ( although if you have any special requests feel free to let me know !! )

pls join and let me love and appreciate all you lovely people

anonymous asked:

Any advice for someone who feels like their friends don't really care about them anymore? Ever since high school ended, all my friends have found significant others and it feels like no one wants to be around me any more. I'm sorry to bother you with this; you get so many requests everyday. Your blog always makes me smile, though, even on my worst days.

You’re never a bother, darlin! I’m not sure if you wanted advice from me or a post with a character, but I’ll tell you what I think, and if you want a new post just let me know, alright?

Leaving high school is a big thing, and it can be hard to stay close to your friends, with everyone going off to college or getting new jobs. And when your friends are dating, they may not realize they’re making you feel left out by spending so much time with their significant other.

If I were you, I would try telling your friends that you’re feeling left out. It can be hard to voice your feelings, but it will help. I hope your friends understand!


because i can be both selective & slow as molasses sometimes, i like to throw these little posts up every so often so that others know that they’re not being ignored by me !!   i’ll be tagging everyone that i owe replies to. if i’m missing your name pls give me a shoutout so i can try and find our thread once more. if i’m taking too long and you’d rather just DROP whatever it is we have going on, just let me know as well !! 


@moonlit-myth x11, @theswannking x2, @properpoppet x3, @firstlove-thesea@lionessofbrittany, @moanaialiki, @of-steel-and-stone, @weelassofthenorth, @perpetuallyadrift, @fiaclasiorc, @pearlsparable


@piinacolladas, @captaindashingrapscallion x2, @roipirate x2, @moonlit-myth x8, @takethehindmost, @seawitchshansa, @weelassofthenorth, @murdermayhemandjack, @properpoppet x2, @longsilvcr


@lostiisms, @thecallofthewind, @roipirate x2, @agentruskin, @amillixnvoices, @viscius, @takethehindmost, @moonlit-myth, @ladycatherinegordon

unquestionably-questionable  asked:

I just finished reading your Sterek Cagefighter AU. I wanted to let you know that it's been a really, really long time since I've read a story like that. I was so captivated, it was so easy to lose myself in your words. I loved everything about it, thank you for your writing.

Oh no, this is so sweet!! Thank you friend!! I’m so happy I could give you something good to read, and this one is one of my super special close-to-my-heart babies, so I’m extra pleased any time anyone likes it enough to say so <3 Thank you for reading!!

22 followers Raffle!

Before anyone says anything, 22 followers is a lot for a small blog like mine! So let’s do a raffle! 

1st place! (1 winner) A full body picture with any position example of a full body:

2nd place (2 winners): A head shot of your ocs in any position and expression. A Example:

3rd place: (3 winners): a simple Picture of your Oc with Faith and Doctor Love. Example:

You must follow this blog @ask-your-fate or else you wont count. Trust me i’ll know XD.
No Nsfw
Must be a MLP Oc
Likes and reblog so count
Multi reblog does count.
Must have a ref sheet of Oc.
 I am going to 6 pieces of art so please wait.

Raffle ends in 9/23/18

anonymous asked:

Hi! Can you maybe do some prompts where A has to keep a secret from B, but it negatively affects their relationship because of all the secrecy and B thinks A is avoiding him? I'm stuck for ideas, and want to be a little different than the typical "im just trying to protect you" stuff haha, thank you!

Hi, love!  Thanks for your question <3  Prompts aren’t really something we handle here at LGF, so let me redirect you to some of my favorite prompt blogs!

If any of our followers have more blogs to recommend, be sure to let us know!

– Mod Joanna ♥️

If you need advice on general writing or fanfiction, you should maybe ask us!

Happy Birthday- Maria Reynolds x Reader

Requested by @drizzley-bearr

A/N: Sorry, I made this female reader- it just kind of came out that way. If you’d like me to write a similar one with a male reader or gender neutral reader let me know! I feel really bad.

“Happy birthday!” Y/N exclaimed, shaking her girlfriend awake gently. Maria opened her eyes slowly.


Y/N set down the tray of all of Maria’s favorite foods. “It’s your birthday, so I made you breakfast in bed!”

Maria furrowed her eyebrows. “What?”

Y/N giggled. “I made you coffee and orange juice and this whole breakfast- happy birthday!”

“Wow,” Maria breathed out, studying the meal before her. She had no idea how to react- she had brushed off birthdays in the past, especially once she left her parents’ house. She had never expected any of her partners to do something like this for her. “Thank you?”

“I love you,” Y/N told her, kissing her forehead. “Now, eat up, love, we have a whole day ahead of us!”

Her eyes widened. “Really?”

“Of course!” Y/N grinned and pushed a fork into Maria’s hand. “This is your first birthday with us as a couple, it has to be perfect!”

“I love you,” Maria replied, grinning as she took a bite of her food. “Wow, nobody’s ever done this for me before- I really- wow. I love you.”

Y/N got back into bed, still in her pajamas with her hair a bit messy. Maria thought she had never seen anyone look so beautiful. Y/N picked up the second fork and shared the meal with her girlfriend, constantly leaning over and kissing her forehead and cheek, making Maria giggle. Before dating Y/N, she hadn’t been sure how to express and accept affection, but now she savored every minute of it.

“Okay, first things first- I got you a lot of presents, I kind of went overboard, so here you go-” Y/N pushed over a wrapped present. Maria bit her lip for a moment.

“Do I- do I open it now?”

Y/N frowned. “You’ve- you’ve gotten presents before, right?”

“Not really,” Maria admitted. “Nobody’s ever made a big deal of my birthday.”

Y/N kissed her lightly. “Yeah, you can open it now. We’re gonna make this birthday the best one yet!”

Maria slowly ripped the wrapping paper, her face lighting up at the action. She turned to her girlfriend with a grin, making Y/N laugh.

“You’re adorable, you know that?”

Maria blushed as she slowly opened a large box, revealing the red dress she had been staring at for months. She gasped and held it up to the light.

“Y/N! I’ve wanted this for forever! This- this was way too expensive for either of us to afford!”

Y/N smiled sheepishly. “I’ve been saving for a while now, I wanted to get something you’d really want.”

Maria tackled her girlfriend in a hug. She wasn’t usually one for large displays of affection, so Y/N laughed and accepted the embrace in surprise.

“Thank you so much, N/N- I- I can’t believe it! This is the best birthday ever!” Maria exclaimed, quickly getting off her girlfriend, but not before receiving a kiss.

Y/N shrugged and got up, brushing off her clothes. “Okay, time for the next thing- I know you’ve been stressed the past few months, so I bought some stuff and I made some stuff and it’s time for your spa hour!”

Maria laughed and let her girlfriend lead her around. After a long, relaxing bath, Y/N gave Maria the shoes she’d been staring at.

“You’re spoiling me!”

Y/N kissed her for a minute. “It’s your birthday, of course, I’m spoiling you!”

Y/N drove her girlfriend around the town, to all of their favorite places- the library they met in, the cafe they always hung out in, the restaurant they had their first date in. For lunch, Y/N pulled out a surprise picnic basket for a lunch on the beach. Throughout the day, she gave her girlfriend many more presents- the book she had been meaning to read, some makeup she had been asking for, a beautiful necklace with their birthstones.

Finally, as evening approached, they drove back to their house, which was pitch-black. Suddenly, the lights turned on and all of the girls’ friends popped out.


Before Y/N, Maria had few friends. She was shocked to see how many people came to her surprise party, how many people cared about her. Y/N pulled her into a kiss.

“Love you.”

Maria was openly crying. “Thank you so much, Y/N, I-I love you so much!”

Y/N handed Maria a knife and helped her cut into the customized cake she had bought, a beautiful cake in Reynolds’ favorite flavor with a picture of Y/N and her girlfriend in the frosting. They ate the cake and opened presents from Maria’s friends.

At the end of the night, Y/N handed her one last present.

“Aw, Y/N,” Maria said teasingly. “Another one?”

“Come on, this is my favorite!” Y/N insisted.

Maria opened it slowly and gasped as she studied it.

It was a ring.

Request Something  Masterlist  Thank you for reading!

anonymous asked:

Hey I'm new to the lesbian scene and this might sound odd but I'm pretty self conscious not about my body as a whole but to be precise, about my vulva. What would you say to someone inexperienced who's worried because they don't look like your stereotypical girl in porn? I'm literally terrified to let any one touch me down there basically just because of my labia. Any advice would be massively appreciated! Thank you x

Most women that I know and have talked to don’t expect the woman they’re with to have a porn star looking vagina. The inner lips vary widely in size, shape, and color. Every person’s is different. I can understand the insecurity but it’s really nothing to be ashamed of.

WAIT! What?

You know.. i don’t get involved with actors personal life and i was minding my own bussiness looking for a picture of Katie (for a drawing) and when i first saw this one.. i was like, “cuties, oh! how i miss those ladies and Merlin so much” 

but then…👀

I know it’s an old picture and all.. but Morgana Pendragon in the entire series didn’t have any formal love interests… so it’s not part of her character to wear this type of rings…

I do not intend to draw any conclusions neither start any kind of rumors about Katie’s personal life… ‘cause it’s not of my business at all but let me know, what are your thoughts about it?…