let me just post this okay lol

some self care post: no one can be happy all the time. its okay to be negative sometimes. you shouldnt worry about burdening others if you feel angry or sad, it’s healthy to communicate!
me, whose healthy relationships always end abruptly because my negative feelings are so extreme i scare people when i let it out:

Okay, okay, I’ll tell you the best way I’ve ever warded off street harassment.
I was at a traffic light, waiting for the green. I’m sitting there, sipping my coke, and a guy rolls up, looks at me, and makes kissy noises at me. So I did what any logical person would do. I look at him dead in the eye and let out a foghorn of a belch. He just said, “What the FUCK??” and sped off as the light turned green.
I’ve never had a prouder moment.

Beatrice: the fuck kind of reasoning is that??

Battler: don’t talk to me or my quadrillion theories ever again

Hi guys! ^^ Last night was pretty rough and things are still really stressful and uncertain today, so I thought I’d make a post for anyone who needs to calm down! (myself included ^^;;;; ) If you’ve been following for a while you know my number one way of cheering up my friends is sending them pictures of jello molds, so here are a few of my favorites! If you want, take a couple minutes to take some deep breaths and take a relaxing scroll through these jello curves~

It’s like a big fruit-filled water drop!!

Look at that shine :D

I love the ones with the curvy corners ( ´ ▽ ` )

The classic rainbow layer!!

Simple, classy, elegant~

There you go, I hope that helps! It might take a while, but everything will be okay! I love you guys (*^▽^*)

Commentary Crew preference – The reader has ferrets.
A/N I hope this is okay 😊
• he would love them. Sometimes you thought that he loved the fluffy pair more than he loved you.
• One night, he was gone from bed when you woke up, you got up half asleep and wondered around the house only to find him sat by their cage, watching the two animals sleep quietly
• “Niall?” You asked, placing a hand lightly on his shoulder. “Everything okay?”
• “I love them y/n,” He muttered, touching the cage lightly and turning to look at you. “I love you.”
• Your friends never understood why you loved your small furry children so much, but you did and it was adorable.
• Roman was initially shocked by the arrival of the three small animals when you came to his door, ready to move in.
• “What are those?” He asked, pointing to the cage clutched firmly in your hands “Will they be okay with my cat?”
• “Yes of course, they’re well behaved I promise”
• Although he seemed hesitant and unsure of them in the beginning, they grew on him and he loved them.
• “Who is this?” He gushed, bending down and introducing himself to the small animal on the cage on your kitchen side.
• Alex loved them. I needn’t say more.
• “What the fuck was that like?” He exclaimed as a miniscule white flash dashed across your carpet.
• “That’s my ferret.” “Your what?” “My ferret, Dave.” “Right”
• Once you introduced him to Dave, he loved him despite being apprehensive to the newly found animal.
• “Nah I’m off your house is haunted.” “It’s just my ferret.” “Nah I’m off bye”
• “Look at this little bloke. Love him, absolute legend,” He said, holding the ferrets while sat on your burgundy sofa, “This one looks like a bit of a nonce though.”
• “I’m gonna eat it.” He stated, petting it lovingly “Nah nah, joking, I mean yeah I am nah nah seriously get the pan out.”
• “I like these, my mum wouldn’t let me have them.”
• “Can I use them for a video?”
A/N I was gonna do more but I couldn’t think of anyone lol, hope this is okay xxx (posting a WIP a 8:30/9)

anonymous asked:

Have you ever seen Liam with man? And have you questioned if he can be gay? I am not a Ziam shipper. Its a question, sincerely. Why I'm asking this is that remember the twitter feud with the wanted? One called him gay. There is something doesnt make sense about Sophia and him like : He fucked with her so many times "I like girls with so much foundation that you cant see the face" or Niall's Sophia pictures. I dunno, have you ever seen him with Zayn or smth

Hello! Thank you for your message. I had to really have a think about whether or not I wanted to get into this, but seeing as Larry is basically a sure thing by now I can finally start to investigate this Ziam thing properly. 

The first time I saw Liam he was with a group of guys, like five guys, which is why I didn’t immediately recognise him. Also, I was listening to Midnight Memories so I just thought my mind was playing tricks on me, but alas, it was him. I’ve never seen him just with one guy one on one, he’s typically with a group. Which is also why I’ve never spoken to him - never really seems like the time or place, plus he looks like a wild scared animal when he’s outside. Legit, looks terrified to be outside which is why I just let him be. 

When I first heard about the Ziam thing I was like, ‘lol, okay. SURE.’ Because for me I saw Larry before I heard about them. I just legitimately assumed that they were out and together. My first reaction was, ‘Oh, that’s cute - two guys from 1D are together.’ Then after some YouTubing it was downhill from there and here I am. In Larrie trash hell writing more blog posts about them than I do about my own life - which is how I became quasi-J List celeb famous in England. True story. Google it.

Anyway, I opened a bottle of wine and watched a Ziam video a couple of months ago out of pure fascination and by the end of it I was like:

Because it seems so. Damn. Real. 

There were so many things that I completely missed or disregarded because there was something Larry happening beside it. Legitimately for every Larry moment there is an equal and, quite frankly, more open Ziam moment. 

So WHY then do we believe so firmly in Larry but, for the most part, completely dismiss Ziam?

Could it be that their management company actually learned from their colossal Larry mistakes? That aggressively shutting down a rumour by having Louis and Harry go from this:

 To this:

Was insane? 

Part of the problems faced by the media industry when One Direction was on the rise to becoming one of the biggest bands in history (forget of the time, because after five years it’s safe to say that like them or not they have left a huge mark on the music industry) is that social media management was not really a “thing” as it were in 2010. No one was prepared for the way in which every moment, every look, every touch would be documented on someone’s phone (or potato as it were in Wellington) and put on the internet for everyone to see. 

At the moment we are witnessing a previously unseen situation in which we literally have a case of seeing what goes on behind the smoke and mirrors. Whether it’s through anonymous stuffed animals or moments captured on someone’s phone that no one was meant to see, there is no way to effectively hide what is going on with Louis and Harry, no matter how many NDAs or shit articles you put out there.

That brings us back around to Zayn and Liam. You could argue that they weren’t censored because nothing was going on, or you could look at the fact that people see Zayn as the ‘bad boy’ and Liam as the ‘aggressively hetero one’ ever since he stepped out to go surfing with a six pack a couple of years back. They don’t LOOK gay, and unfortunately in this current day and age, that is still enough for people to ignore what is right in front of them.

These two:

Display very different mannerisms than these two:

They just do. Though all four have their flamboyant moments, people are looking for Larry moments, whereas an identical action from Ziam is just accepted as bros being bros because it would have been impossible to create a second massive divide in One Direction without making this entire dog and pony show implode.

Have a search through Tumblr for ‘ziam’ or ‘ziam is real’ and I guarantee you’ll find some very interesting information. 

Short story long: this whole band has been shady af since they came in third on the X Factor (you can read about that here: 5 Times One Direction’s Management Company And Record Label Were Shady AF)

Anyhow, I think that Ziam is as possible as Larry. Just better handled. 

And that’s what I have to say about that. 

(i’m really proud of myself for this banner okay? don’t judge me)(and something happened with the frames and the fonts and i’m way too tired to fix it rip me so let’s go with it) okay so guys!!! i seriously love you all sm!!! you guys are amazing for getting me to 400 416 actually but oh well!!!! so guess what i’m doing this time?? mmc edits and name aesthetics because i really need to make more edits and i’m so not creative at all lol


blacklist “soph400″ if you don’t want to see these!

anonymous asked:

Arghhh Robin's indeed twelve years old because he wears velcro shoes

Lol ♥ Hehe smol kitty :’) Yeah look at those shoes. I’m sure Cory is teaching him how to fix his shoe laces, soon he’ll be a big son! aah good opportunity to post this pic again. Let me tell you how this pic went:

Photographer: Okay everyone squeeze in together in the frame come oon!
Cory: *Squeeze Robin closer to him*
Smaylor: *Continues*
Photographer: Okay wow chill you ARE in the frame now okay wow dudes.
Smaylor: OH OKAY WE JUST WANTED TO MAKE REALLY SURE! Fine then I’ll just move away from Mister Cory’s lap :( *still all cuddle up*


Minncon 2016 with my best friend. I can’t even begin to describe this amazing experience. This is my last con and it was just so invigorating everyone was beyond wonderful and it truly was a great experience for my two friends. Highlights of the weekend were My JDM pose because after he kissed me on the forehead and I fangirled the fuck out lol. My pose with jared (not posted) he has been such a friend to this fandom making sure we were all okay and know that we are a loved and are enough and I did a simple pose with him to let him know that he was enough as well. My Matt op which I won’t be posting. he is literally the sweetest person and unfortunately gets the most objectification at cons, my pose was simple and sweet and he actually thanked me for the pose. This was my last con but the memories were worth it all.

Felix’s Help Me Buy Groceries Commissions

Hey there I’m opening up some commissions cause money is a little scarce and I need to buy some groceries. :V

I prefer payment up front.
I use paypal for USD payment, using invoices.
If you any questions at all don’t hesitate to ask!!

I can draw most dragons and monsters if given a reference! Just ask and I’ll let ya know if I can do it :)

Before I start lining I will send you a sketch to see if you like it and ask if there is anything that needs to be fixed.

Just to reiterate, I cannot do humans, sorry! But I can draw pretty much everything else.

Multiple Orders are A-okay! I’ll just be sending separate invoices for them for ease.

Send a message if interested! :> 

Namjoon natural skin colour appreciation post !

Another bby with beautiful skin it is a shame to whitewash ~

His tan is sexy okay !

It looks amazing ! 

ignore the haircut lol it’s just a phase ^^

One of my fav gifs of him tbh

Originally posted by keepingupwithbts

Namjoon ft. Rapmon ~ 


Okay, not to be That Person, but I saw a post talking about Alex “ruining people’s lives” and, ya know, I was able to hold it in for about five minutes before my Irrational Need to Defend Fictional Characters won over, so. Let me just keep this short and sweet.

I think it can be established and admitted Alex has faults; big ones, at that. He is a murderer. He has killed two people (albeit for his own “good reasons”, but still…murder). Not to mention the fact that he was arrested for perjury.

But whose lives, exactly, has Alex ruined? Bob Paris, the slimy dirtbag who manipulated and used people (and who killed people himself)? Chick, though he was charming and likable, the lamprey who latched onto whoever could benefit him the most, and used people to further his own agenda? Did Alex “ruin” Norman’s life for trying to protect Norma and falling in love with her?

If we’re going to point fingers, let’s take a moment to think about whose lives were actually ruined in all this; more specifically who caused that to happen. And coming from a Normero shipper this is probably a surprise, but when speaking of (most) of the people Norman has killed, I think the blame falls on both Norman and, to an extent, Norma. Even though I truly love Norma to death, it’s not 100% Norman’s fault because of the years that have gone by when Norma could have gotten him help, but instead completely turned a blind eye to and refused to accept the severity of Norman’s illness. And we could get into a whole discourse about Norma’s insecurities and keeping Norman too close to her, but I digress: conversely, it’s not 100% Norma’s fault. Her issues and insecurities that made her keep Norman so close when she should’ve been letting him grow were not of her own doing, but stemmed from her years upon years of instability and abuse from her parents, Caleb, and Sam. And that’s not even touching on the simple, deep severity of Norman’s illness. 

That being said, and to be clear, Norman was the one who was gradually getting sicker and sicker, and whose personal view of his relationship with Norma was getting more and more possessive and twisted– and ultimately killed her. And whose lives did that affect–even ruin? Emma, for whom Norma was her only positive mother figure (not to mention the fact that Norman killed her biological mother as well). Dylan, who lost his mother. Alex, who lost the only good thing he had and the love of his life. But ultimately? Norman ruined Norma’s life the most by, ya know, killing her.  

wizard101 characters on tumblr

morganthe: y’all are against me changing the spiral but will let grandmother raven do whatever she wants to this world… okay…. #vague #dont rb

merle ambrose: um lmao? you want to take over the spiral not change it for the better #lying ass spider #try harder lol

morganthe: um receipts??? you cant just assume everything about me from one text post…..

merle ambrose: *has screenshots of morganthe using shadow magic*

morganthe falling into the void, crytyping: i ddidnt mean TO destroy az teca and tou take over the spiral i judst wantead t o creuate my own worldd….. goood to s ee you donhjt care about peoe pl with differe etn ideas :) #blocked #im still falling but y’all will see…

timcanpy-the-golem  asked:

AO3: Come pver i have some fics Me: But i just came out of surgery- AO3: Tokyo wrote them- Me: oN MY WAY- (I legit thought of this days b4 and was waiting until i could do this xD Hahaha plz let me know when u make a new fic cause i rlly dont want to miss out while im drugged and sleeping like the dead)

lol i’ll make sure to let you know if any new fics get posted :)

Hope you feel better soon my dude! (Surgery sounds scary O.O)

mrshiftysugden  asked:

OH GOD YES!! Write the we need to get married for student housing/whateverIdon'tcare reasons. That post was hilarious and you definitely need to write it. lol

i know, i’m so into that?

i keep thinking about like, aaron just shitting around sending robert a stupid text and then robert actually being like “oh okay cool let me look nto this” and then it’s awkward and they actually have Feelings

anonymous asked:

Hi I'm not familiar with you or this blog but you just inadvertently made me laugh so hard and I wanted to come by and let you know... Okay so I was scrolling through someone else's blog and I glimpsed your url on a post real quick and had to do a double take bc for a moment there, I thought it said "Let's die! Go, Luna! Touch ja butt!" and I was like "what..." then I realised how far off I was and literally cried laughing... Sorry this is a really dumb random message lol cheers x

many people read my url wrong (most people misread it as let diego luna touch jabba the ‘b'utt) but this is the most unique answer!! i know my url is long and make ppl confused i sometimes feel it so heavy lol anyway thanks xxx

xxhappily-3v3r-afterxx  asked:

chelsea i meant to tell you before i passed out about how i was looking busted in the hospital, no makeup whatsoever, half sleep at 5 am on Friday for my surgery and my nurse looked like none other than mr. wang jia er himself. Why hath the lord forsaken me in such a way? I'm a good person. My mom kept talking about his muscles and how deep his voice was 😂😂😂 I was tryna not to focus on how i looked like a raw potato and he was looking fine like my mans. I think it was his eyes and his smile

IM SCREAMING NOOOOOO!!!!! Omg I would have just up and perished right there in the hospital all the doctors would have been confused lol!! but Im sure makeup-less and post surgery you still slayed tho Nurse Wang Jackson wanna be was probably shooketh okay the lordt hath not forsaken you he blessed you but you dont know it yet he said i put my baby through alot with this surgery let me give her a gift!!!!💖 MALE NURSES ARE ALWAYS SO DAMN FINE ION GET IT IS THAT A REQUIREMENT FOR THEM OR WHAT LOL!! Jackosnn would actual make a really good nurse!! now you got me thinking about Nurse Jackson lol!! 

anonymous asked:

Hey there! I just want to say that I freaking love your blog more than anything!!! I'm constantly checking to see if you've updated lol. What imagines do you have coming up?

hmmm, let me check my queue real quick, not that it actually matters that I just said that because you’re reading this in post lmao. Okay so I have an Archer fic today along with a Gibbs drabble, but I promise I’ll get some SPN drabbles out there today! I mean I have to keep my list even, so I’ll be doing NCIS/NOLA ones too, but I’ll definitely get some spn out there today <3 <3

I’m so glad that you enjoy my blog!! Thank you so much for your support <3 <3


Happy Birthday, Maisie! 


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