let it goat!

BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT KEITH’S REACTIONS TO ANYONE TRYING TO HURT LANCE THIS SEASON THOUGH

HE LITERALLY THREW HIS BAYARD FROM ACROSS THE ROOM TO THE BOT STANDING CLOSEST TO HIM PEOPLE

WHEN SVEN WAS ABOUT TO SHOOT AT LANCE

KEITH SLICES HIS GUN CLEAN OFF OUT OF NOWHERE, LIKE NOT TODAY BITCH

AND WHEN ACXA WAS FIGHTING LANCE THEN HE GOT HURT

MY BOY LOOKED HELLA READY TO STAB I SWEAR, LOL THEY JUST HAD ANOTHER BONDING MOMENT BEFORE THIS, DO YOU REALLY THINK HE WAS ABOUT TO LET LANCE DIE? NAH

URRGH I HATE MY FAMILY I SPENT FUCKING HOURS ARRANGING THESE CUPS AND THEY JUST KNOCK THEM OFF LIKE “HI DEAR NICE TO SEE YOU, THANKS FOR FIGHTING EVIL WHOOPS WHERE THOSE YOUR CAREFULLY STACKED CUPS?? LET ME JUST HURL THIS GOAT LEG FROM THE TABLE AND KNOCK ‘EM ALL DOWN” AND THEY TRAP ME IN MY ROOM BY SITTING IN FRONT OF THE DOOR AND THEY CALLED MY DOG STUPID ONE TOO MANY TIMES

I am taking them onto the roof and SHOUTING them into the lake 

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Goat Dad

When the Underground fell into despair, having lost their children and the Queen leaving, I imagine Asgore roaring like the Beast. So I sketched a screencap redraw of that moment.

But then I imagine how happy he must be to be a dad again on the Surface for Frisk. Cuteness ensued at the family picnic.

the signs according to ME, based on what I've absorbed from tumblr even though I don't pay attention to 75% of the zodiac and might not be able to even name them all from memory
  • aries: PISSED OFF ANGRY FILLED WITH RAGE AND ANGER AND IS ALSO MAD
  • taurus: the impression I get is they're similar to aries in that they’re angry and stubborn? but the difference is that while aries will clock you in the jaw, taurus will hold a grudge for the rest of your born days. your born days, not theirs, because they’re going to outlive you out of spite
  • gemini: is what I think comes next? anyway apparently geminis are very social and bubbly and they're people persons (people people?), but also they’re supposed to be all two-faced and gossipy, because twins. which is very mean to say about twins.
  • cancer: no offense to anyone who is a cancer, but my Least Favorite Human that I've ever met is a cancer, so my perception is tainted. cancers cry a lot. all the time. about everything.
  • leo: you know, I honestly don't know what is associated with leo, besides... lion. so therefore, leos are brave. you might belong in august, where dwell the brave of heart. their daring, nerve, and chivalry set leos apart. congrats you're gryffindor now
  • virgo: or is it libra comes first? I think it's virgo. um, anyway, virgo is my moon sign. I respect virgo. the general sense I get is that they're very... anal and particular and organized? their lists are color-coded and have subheadings?
  • libra: or possibly virgo, depending on whether or not I switched the order. BUT YEAH SO, LIBRA, SCALES. ALL ABOUT THAT FAIRNESS AND JUSTICE. common room is next to the kitchen.
  • scorpio: uuuuuuuGHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO FED UPPPPPPP I am a scorpio but I don't WANNA BE a scorpio I'm so TIRED of everything being nothing but femme fatale tropes and byronic hero nonsense I'M NOT MYSTERIOUS!!! are people even mysterious in real life? also please stop talking about how sexually charged and passionate I am. please don't do this. you're making this uncomfortable for everyone and I wanna exchange my sign for something else
  • sagittarius: the sense I get is that sagittarius is best personified by a weird kid at summer camp who hardcore believes in aliens and whose knees are full of band-aids
  • capricorn: does capricorn come next? I don't honestly even know. I don't know anything about capricorns. they're represented by a goat though, so that automatically makes them better than every other sign. A MERMAID GOAT, NO LESS. listen, idk what capricorns are like, but I'm trading my star sign. I WANNA BE A MERMAID GOAT. I WANNA BE A MERMAID GOAT MORE THAN ANYTHING.
  • aquarius: the only thing I know about aquarius is that song in Hair
  • pisces: fish. has lots of emotions, but is pretty chill and creative? bunks with sagittarius at summer camp, but personally prefers cryptids to aliens
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We stopped at a farm on the way home from Asheville (where I locked our keys in the trunk of the car - good times!). We wanted to see more animals, but it was very hot and sunny, so we only said hello to the baby chicks and the goats.

Birthday Plans

Request:

Could you do a platonic Avengers x reader chat with them talking about what to do for the readers birthday and maybe competing to see who can do the best. (P.S: I’ve been reading (and loving) your stuff for a while now but have never requested anything so I thought that I’d give it a shot. It’s alright if you’ve already done one like this)  A/N: thank you for requesting bc this chat was so much fun to write! <3    


Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has added Bruce, Vision, Rhodey, T'Challa.

Tony: Have you guys decided on what you’re getting Y/N yet for their birthday?

Bruce: Don’t tell him. He’ll just steal your idea.

Tony: I would never.

Tony: y tho

Tony: do you have a good gift….

Tony: what is it…

Bruce: See what I’m saying?

Rhodey: You’ll just have to wait and see.

Vision: See, there must be self-control when it comes to gift buying. As you have none, you’ve bought Y/N almost anything imaginable, resulting in you finally being out of ideas.

Tony: That’s not true.

Rhodey: You buy Y/N a gift for every single holiday, all of them being very luxurious.

Tony: I do not… Okay…. Maybe I go overboard sometimes.

T'Challa: Seems like your gift must be… Sentimental….

Bruce: Good luck with that, T-Bone.

Vision: He will fail terribly. Do not waste luck upon him.

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‘Shit My Friends Said’ Sentence Starters
  • ‘ Isn’t it a little early for your sexual deviancy? ‘
  • ‘ How the tables have tabled. ‘
  • ‘ This is me at peak romance, _____. This is all you get. ‘
  • ‘ I’m always ready to lie to your face. ‘
  • ‘ We can’t let a goat bully us out our house! ‘
  • ‘ How is “won’t” a contraction of will not? Shouldn’t it be “willn’t”? ‘
  • ‘ Yeah, the moon is pretty far away. At least ten miles. ‘
  • ‘ It’s not a sex party, it’s a fetish festival. ‘
  • ‘ Wait, is this a kink? ‘
  • ‘ I don’t want to be an adult either, buddy, but if I have to do it so do you! Come out of that fucking cocoon! ‘
  • ‘ I think I represent all types of panic pretty well actually. ‘
  • ‘ Please go to church. ‘
  • ‘ It’s a God, you blasphemous fuck. ‘
  • ‘ _____ is perfectly evolved to eat ass. ‘
  • ‘ Shut the up fuck I hate you. ‘
  • ‘ I can’t kill you, where else am I going to get this entertainment? ‘
  • ‘ I am not being held accountable for your evil. ‘
  • ‘ ____, whatever you do, do not fuck the enemy. ‘
  • ‘ Good. This is a nice amount of injuries. Zero. Let’s aspire to this again. ‘
  • ‘ Stop doing that thing with your face. ‘
  • ‘ I have no idea how that arrow got there. Are we sure it wasn’t always there? ‘
  • ‘ She’s immensely attractive and I’m scared she’d hit me. ‘
  • ‘ Honestly, you only have your self to blame for this disappointment. ‘
  • ‘ Don’t you just have a second child if the first isn’t good enough? That’s what my dad did. ‘ 
  • ‘ I’m toying with adulthood but I’m not totally there yet. ‘
  • ‘ Breathing. Another male privilege. ‘
  • ‘ Why would you drink this, and why does it look like chocolate? ‘
  • ‘ You sense sobriety from someone who doesn’t want to be sober. ‘
  • ‘ I had a furry phase but it was an accident. ‘
  • ‘ Please don’t call semen impregnation fluid. ‘
  • ‘ We didn’t fail. That suggests we’re finished. ‘
  • ‘ This is why we can’t be together. ‘
  • ‘ You’d make a lovely wife! ‘
  • ‘ It was well intentioned violence. Benevoiolence. ‘
  • ‘ Humiliation can be a useful tool for improvement. ‘
  • ‘ I’m naming my first grey hair after you. ‘
  • ‘ It’s cute, bitch. ‘
  • ‘ Wipe that fucking grin off your face, you sack of shit. ‘
  • ‘ You don’t need to whip it out that often. ‘
  • ‘ I feel weird hitting on you. You’re like a mom. ‘